Chapter 2795: Unbearable Disguise!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
The mental devil unfolded a video in Li Yao’s soul. It was a video of Chu Zhixiao alone with the spider tank.
Although most of the memory chips of the spider tank had been damaged or melted due to the intense blast of the explosion, part of the data was still retained. The only thing that remained was the blurred picture, which was more like a mottled memory.
In the picture, ‘Major’ Chu Zhixiao was sitting by the window. The lights outside seemed to be very high. There was no telling whether they were in the skysc.r.a.pers of a certain planet or the internal organs of a super-large stars.h.i.+p.
Half of her face was covered in shadows, while the other half of her face was wreathed in smoke. Next to her was a giant, smooth ashtray with a broken sh.e.l.l that was filled with burning cigarette b.u.t.ts.
“She still smokes?”
There was no doubt that tobacco was the ‘temptation of extraterrestrial devils’.
If the people of the Sanctuary wanted peace of mind, they would certainly accept the illumination of the holy light and not seek the help of tobacco.
The Sanctuary Alliance did not produce tobacco in the first place. The cigarettes that Chu Zhixiao smoked were the products of the imperium captured on the battlefield, too. The captain of the yaksha squad was indeed independent and fearless.
However, that was not the point.
More importantly, the round, fat, and funny-looking spider tank was lying in front of Chu Zhixiao like a pig, It even asked in the voice of a child who seemed to be no older than eleven, “Major, Major, you seem sad. What’s wrong?”
BOOM!
Li Yao felt that a thunderbolt had exploded in the depths of his soul.
He felt that gooseb.u.mps were crawling all over his body!
why”
Li Yao found it hard to believe. “This woman is setting her spider tank in such a childish voice! In other words, if I were to pretend to be the spider tank, would I have to make such a childish voice?”
“There’s more.
The mental devil said, “Keep watching.”
In the picture, Chu Zhixiao did not care about the concern of the spider tank. His face was still gloomy, and he was smoking one cigarette after another, staring at the rising smoke in a daze.
“Major, Major…”
The Spider Tank’s voice became sweeter and sweeter. It even clumsily wriggled its body and stretched out its two forelimbs to grab Chu Zhixiao’s calf. “Don’t be sad. Come play with me. I’m so bored!”
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Li Yao’s soul ripples were almost frozen, as if he had been shocked and his face was cramping.
“How about I dance for the major?”
In the picture, the spider tank took two steps back. Its four forelimbs were raised high, and it stood up like a bear.
It was spinning unsteadily, but it lost its balance after only two revolutions. After a series of exclamations, it fell flat on its back, its six limbs shaking violently.
“Help me, Major!”
The spider tank let out an exaggerated cry, “They can’t flip over! Quickly help them!”
Chu Zhixiao finally couldn’t help it any longer. He smiled, stubbed out his cigarette, and walked over.
“Haha. I see that the major is smilin;
The Spider Tank that had flipped over said happily, “Major, you look so good when you smile. You should smile more!”
The picture ended there.
In fact, there were more, but Li Yao could not bear it any longer.
The awkward silence, which was almost frozen, rippled in the eyes of the mental devil and him.
“What the f*ck… is going on?”
Li Yao lowered his voice, but he could not suppress his confusion and anger. “Why did the super elite of the Heresy Interrogation Bureau, who is known as the ‘ultimate weapon’ and the destroyer who has slain countless experts of the imperium, set her personal magical equipment in such a way?”
“I’s hard to say.”
“First of all,” the mental devil said, “the Spider Tank of this model is not a real artificial intelligence. It means that all its behavior patterns and interfaces are set according to the will of its master. The fact that it says things like ‘Major looks so good when you smile, you should smile more’. It means that
Chu Zhixiao knows subconsciously that he looks good when he smiles and wishes he could smile more.
“You can simply understand the relations.h.i.+p between Chu Zhixiao and the spider tank as our relations.h.i.+p. The interaction pattern of the spider tank reflects her other personality, which is completely different from the ‘Slaughter G.o.ddess’. She is a, wh, innocent little girl.
“It was quite understandable. She was an innocent girl with the blood of the heretics flowing inside her body. But her childhood had been deprived too early, and her real self had been suppressed. Therefore, after she grasped part of the permissions, she created such a ‘big toy’ for herself to ease the pain
and depression inside her heart. It was quite normal!
“As for whether or not the leaders.h.i.+p of the Star Glory Federation knows about it, they must know, too. Judging from the settings of the ‘Yaksha Squad’, they were part of an enormous experiment in the first place. How could they not know about it? But such a minor thing as creating a toy should still be
tolerable for the leaders.h.i.+p.
“The result was what we saw.
“So”
Li Yao didn’t care about the origin, the depression, or the personality projection. He went straight to the point. “If we are going to sneak to Chu Zhixiao’s side in the form of a spider tank, we have to speak in a high voice like elementary school students and call ourselves ‘them’, We even have to dance for
her when she is not happy?”
“This dance is not very difficult.”
‘The mental devil said, “I’ve a.n.a.lyzed all the data on the voiceprint of the spider tank, the vocabulary, and the trajectory of the dance. It can be simulated 100%. Don’t worry.”
“Rest a.s.sured my a.s.s! The question is not whether or not we can simulate it 100%!”
Li Yao finally burst into fury. “I am the father of the Star Glory Federation, the King of the Black Wind of the Imperium of True Human Beings, the best expert of the Pangu Universe! Even the Speaker of Parliament of the federation has to wash my feet, and the emperor of the Imperium of True Human
Beings has to call me ‘big brother’ respectfully. Xiao Xuance, Lu Zui, Skeleton Dragon, the resurrected Pangu Clan, and Black Star Emperor Wu Yinggi have all been blown to pieces by me! I, ‘Vulture Li Yao’, am such a dominating, dominating, and invincible man. In the end, I’ve roamed the sea of stars for
more than a hundred years, and in the end, I have to pretend to be such an idiot. How embarra.s.sin;
“When did the Speaker of Parliament ever give you water to wash your feet?”
“Isn’t that the opposite of what you said?”
“Shut up. It doesn’t matter who washes whose feet. What matters is that I have the dignity as the father of the federation, the king of the black wind, the best expert in the Pangu Universe, and the high-dimensional virus!
Li Yao replied brutally, “I can, but I can’t. With my ident.i.ty and position right now, how am I going to live with myself if I do what is depicted in the picture?”
“But it is the most convenient, fastest, and most promising way to lock onto the leaders.h.i.+p of the Star Glory Federation by lurking next to Chu Zhixiao and tracking the puppet king.
“Think about it carefully,” the mental devil said. “According to the data that we collected over the past few days, the main fleet of the Sanctuary Alliance is being a.s.sembled and transferred. Fleet after fleet from the core world of the Sanctuary Alliance has joined the iron torrent. They are truly out in force.
“A great war that will decide the fate of the center of the sea of stars is coming close. We don’t have much time to waste.
“Don’t you always like to say ‘for the future of the civilization of mankind, for the peace in the center of the sea of stars, and for the future of the Star Glory Federation’ Isn’t it not unacceptable to sacrifice your image for everything? Besides, you don’t have any image to begin with!
“What did you say?”
Li Yao’s soul was as sharp as electric arcs.
“That’s right. Do you think you are not notorious enough to play Wu Yingqj’s video in the entire universe?”
“Alright then.”
Pondering for a long time, Li Yao sighed and said, “Are there more pictures of Chu Zhixiao and the spider tank? Let’s watch them. I’ll think about it again.”
“Yes.”
‘The mental devil played a few more videos.
In one of the videos, Chu Zhixiao was fighting several ghouls, while the spider tank was cheering for him in the back.
“Come on! Come on! Major is so awesome! Major is so awesome! I wors.h.i.+p Major so much!”
‘There was also a video of the spider tank drawing a big smiling face on its sh.e.l.l with a paintbrush. It suddenly jumped in front of Chu Zhixiao. “Major!”
The other dozens of videos were all similar.
” “Li Yao.
“.” The mental devil.
“T’ve made up my mind to give up infiltration and find a second target. Don’t try to persuade me. If you do, we won’t be brothers anymore!”
“Alright. Alright. The infiltration plan this time is indeed a bit more difficult. Let’s find a second target and waste a few days. There’s nothing we can do about it.”
“Excellent. Let’s retreat quietly then.”
Li Yao replied, “Before the Spider Tank is sent to Chu Zhixiao.”
“Wait.”
The mental devil suddenly sounded a hundred times weirder than before. “I found a new video clip.”
“So what?
Li Yao said, “I’ve seen enough of such videos. I would rather die than submit!”
“No. Look at this.”
‘The mental devil read the latest videos of the spider tank and displayed new pictures in Li Yao’s soul.
In the picture, a thin, tall man, whose face was as smooth and delicate as an egg, was smiling at Chu Zhixiao and the spider tank.
“Lam Li Yao, ‘Vulture Li Yao’.”
The man smiled delightedly. “I’m from a remote place on the other side of the sea of stars. Nice to meet you.. But we’ll meet again soon!”