"You cannot conceive the impression produced upon me by that question, at a moment when I expected my lover to throw himself at my feet with pa.s.sionate protestations of love.
""Was it to feed me on roast duck with olives that you eloped with me, monsieur?" I demanded angrily.
""No, mademoiselle; but we must eat. They won"t take us in here unless we order supper; and while we"re waiting for them to come for you----"
""To come for me! Who, pray?"
""Why, your papa."
""My father come here for me! Who can have told him that I am here?"
""Why, I did."
""You? What do you mean? You bring me to this hotel, to conceal me, and you send word to my father!"
""Why, mademoiselle, it was you yourself who said to me: "You will carry me off, then you will write to my father, and he"ll have to consent to our marriage."--I have followed your instructions; I have sent a letter to your papa by a messenger, telling him that I have carried you off and that we are here."
""Oh! is it possible that anybody can be such a stupid fool! Why, monsieur, the time to write to the parents is after a few days have pa.s.sed; when the elopement has made a great sensation, and they have hunted everywhere for the girl, and when--when--things have happened that---- Oh! how stupid you are, monsieur! Mon Dieu!"
"Gabriel was at his wits" end, and I was choking with rage. At that moment, I heard my father"s voice in the street. He was just entering the house, with a friend of his, and I heard him say:
""It"s a boy and girl"s joke, but I don"t like it."
"The thought of being found there by my father, and of the bundle I had brought, together with Gabriel"s dazed look, drove me into a perfect frenzy of rage; and in my longing to be revenged, to vent my spleen upon someone, I seized my lover"s cane, and, without taking time to reflect, beat him soundly over the shoulders before he knew what I was doing.
Then I opened the window--we were only on the entresol--and jumped without a moment"s hesitation. I landed in the street, uninjured, hurried home, and succeeded in creeping up to my room without being seen. I quickly scrambled into bed, so that when my father returned he concluded that the letter he had received was simply a hoax, and never mentioned it. As for little Gabriel, I never saw him again.
"That, my friend, is the story of my first love, if one may fairly give that name to the impulsive fancy of a mere girl, which makes her think that she loves the first fair-haired stripling who sighs when he looks at her.
"A few months after this adventure, another young man paid court to me; but he was not timid, not he! he knew how to speak out, and was not at all embarra.s.sed about declaring his affection; he expressed himself too eloquently, perhaps, for he turned my head with fine phrases which I thought superb at the time, but which would seem quite devoid of sense now. After declaring his pa.s.sion to me, he asked my father for my hand, and was formally refused. He had not a sou, and I have learned since that he was a very bad character. But at that time I looked upon my father as a tyrant, and when Anatole proposed an elopement, to be followed by a marriage, it seemed to me a perfectly natural proposal.
"However, I hesitated. The memory of my escapade with Gabriel had cooled my ardor somewhat on the subject of elopements, and at first I made some objections. Anatole thereupon drew from under his waistcoat a little dagger with a gleaming blade, swearing that he would kill himself before my eyes if I did not consent to be abducted. A man who proposes to kill himself for love of you! That is magnificent, and not to be resisted. I consented.
"The elopement was carried out without difficulty--I was so poorly guarded! This time I had the pleasure of being abducted in a carriage; but we went only three leagues from the city. Anatole told the coachman to stop at an inn, where we were to pa.s.s the night. Ah! that time I was in great danger.
"In the common room of the inn, where we had to wait while a room was prepared for us, we met two ladies on their way to Bordeaux. I fancied that I detected an interchange of smiles and knowing glances between them and Anatole. I was suspicious, but I said nothing. I refused to eat any supper, and went up to the room that had been prepared for me, telling Anatole not to put himself out on my account, but to sup without me. He a.s.sented, which was in itself rather ungallant; for there are times when a man ought not to think of eating. Although I had had little experience, it seemed to me that that was one of the times.
"A quarter of an hour later, I opened my door very softly and crept downstairs without meeting a soul. As I pa.s.sed through a hall into which several doors opened, I heard laughter, and recognized Anatole"s voice.
I went to the door from which it came, and put my ear to the crack. I cannot describe my feelings when I heard the man who had eloped with me speak of me as a little fool whose head he had turned without difficulty. I heard two women"s voices also; they spoke sneeringly of me and laughed at my expense; then they kissed, chuckling over the good times they would have with my dowry. I was furious, and for a moment I was tempted to rush into the room and box my seducer"s ears as well as his companions". But I restrained myself, reflecting that a scandalous scene in an inn would compromise me much more, and that it would be far better to go away without a word and leave Monsieur Anatole to his reflections.
"I had no difficulty in leaving the inn; I found my way to the highroad and entered a diligence going to Bordeaux. To make a long story short, I succeeded in returning home before my absence was discovered; so that my father had no suspicion that I had eloped a second time. That was wonderful luck; but I swore that I would never take the risk again.
"Several days pa.s.sed before I heard from Anatole, but at last I received a letter from him. He demanded an explanation of my conduct and reiterated his protestations of undying love; in conclusion, he asked for a meeting. You will readily understand that I did not answer the letter. The next day came another, in which he himself appointed a meeting. At that, I went to my father and told him that Monsieur Anatole, whom I could not endure, had the a.s.surance to make a.s.signations with me, and I mentioned the place where he proposed to meet me. My father kissed me in acknowledgment of my trust in him and my prudence, saying that he would take it upon himself to administer fitting chastis.e.m.e.nt to the impertinent scoundrel who presumed to write to me.
In fact, that same evening Monsieur Anatole received from my father"s foot a number of blows on a sensitive spot."
Frederique paused to moisten her lips with malvoisie, and I turned my face so that I could see her better.
XXII
MONSIEUR DAUBERNY
After a moment"s silence, during which we both seemed to be lost in thought, Frederique continued:
"Such, my friend, were the results of my first two girlish pa.s.sions; I was entirely disillusionized concerning the pretty love romances that girls dream of at boarding school. Some time after, my father proposed Monsieur Dauberny to me as a suitable match. I did not know him, but I readily a.s.sented. I did not propose to love again, and it mattered little to me whom they gave me for a husband.
"So I married Monsieur Dauberny. As you do not know my husband, allow me to draw his portrait for you. He was thirty-six years old when he married me, and is now forty-four. A man of thirty-six is still young, especially when he is a bachelor. My husband is a handsome man, with regular features; his face has no mobility, but, at first glance, that lack may easily be taken for gravity; at that time he was not so stout as he is to-day. In the early days of our union, I did not dislike him; I simply thought that he did not take enough pains to please me. I was nineteen years old! Frankly, I was well worth the trouble of making love to. Instead of that, my husband already neglected me to go--where? I did not know; but one day I took it into my head to find out. I dressed as a man; I had often worn a masculine costume for my own amus.e.m.e.nt, and I wore it with as much ease as that of my own s.e.x.
"I played the spy on Monsieur Dauberny; he took a fiacre, and I followed him in a cabriolet. I supposed that he would go to visit some lorette, or perhaps some grisette. I was surprised when I found that his cab turned into Faubourg du Temple, pa.s.sed the barrier, and stopped at La Courtille, in front of one of the most famous restaurants there. So Monsieur Dauberny frequented La Courtille. But why did he go there? Was it simply from curiosity? from a liking for those popular scenes, with which the court used to divert itself, so they say, at the Grand-Salon on Rue Coquenard? It was necessary to follow Monsieur Dauberny in order to obtain fuller information. I confess that I hesitated a moment. I felt a sort of thrill of terror when I found myself in the midst of a throng so entirely unfamiliar to me, hearing a medley of shouts, oaths, howling, singing, and laughter all about me. But, as you know, I am not fond of retreating. I entered a wine shop which seemed very popular, and followed the crowd past a succession of long counters, looking about for my husband.
"Everybody seemed to be going up a broad staircase, and I did as the others did. Luckily, my costume, being very simple, did not attract attention. Still, several men in blouses had glanced at me as they pa.s.sed, saying to one another:
""Who in the devil"s this fellow?"
""I should think he was some English lord"s valet."
""How sheepish he looks in his coat! One would say he didn"t dare to stoop. My eye! see the gloves! There"s style for you! gloves! He looks as if he"d been to a wedding."
"All this was not calculated to put me at my ease. I hastened to take off my gloves, and stuffed them in my pocket; then I c.o.c.ked my hat over one ear, to give myself a swaggering air, and went up to the first floor.
"I found myself in an enormous room, where there was an orchestra. The centre of the room was reserved for dancing and was surrounded by a railing. But outside the railing were tables, without cloths, with wooden benches beside them. There were men and women eating and drinking at almost all the tables. All those people did not hesitate to talk in loud voices, laugh and sing, or blackguard one another. They kept shouting to the waiters, who had much ado to fill the orders of the customers; and when to that uproar were added the music of the orchestra, in which wind instruments and the ba.s.s drum predominated, and the clatter of the dancers, who were not shod in pumps, the result was a baccha.n.a.lian tumult quite capable of deafening and stupefying a person, especially one who heard it for the first time.
"The heat was suffocating; the room was filled with a heavy vapor produced by the smoking dishes, the wine spilt on the table, the dust raised by the dancers, and the perspiration, which seemed to be the normal condition of the company. There was a sort of mist before my eyes; they smarted painfully, and I felt that I staggered like an intoxicated person. I leaned against a table. A waiter pa.s.sed me, carrying gla.s.ses of eau-de-vie to several women; I asked him for one of them and swallowed it at a draught, amid the applause of the women who sat about the table.
""He"s doing well, that boy is!" said one of them; "with his little touch-me-not air, he tosses down his dram like a regular fireman! I give him my esteem!--I say, little one, I engage you for the waltz."
"I thanked them, saying that I did not waltz, and walked quickly away from the table, for they seemed altogether too kindly disposed toward me. At last, I discovered my husband in the midst of the crowd around the tables. He had just taken his seat at one, at which two women in fichus were already seated dressed like fishwomen in their everyday clothes.
"The brandy I had drunk had restored my spirit; I was no longer afraid, but was inclined to fight anybody who chose to place any obstacle in the way of my plans. I stole cautiously behind Monsieur Dauberny, and seated myself on a bench at the table next to his, and ordered wine, bread, and veal cutlets. I could hear my neighbors" conversation, especially as my husband"s companions had voices of the sort that drowns every other noise, even that of a ba.s.s drum.
"The two women in fichus were young; one was ugly, while the other had rather pretty features. But such a shameless expression! Such bold eyes, such a voice, such gestures, and such language! I have never been prudish, but I confess that I felt the color rising in my cheeks when I heard that woman"s remarks. But it seemed to be much to Monsieur Dauberny"s taste; for he sat very close indeed to Mademoiselle Mariotte, as they called her whose look seemed to defy a regiment. I heard her call my husband _Bouqueton_; that was the name he had adopted for use with his conquests at La Courtille. They were already acquainted, for Mademoiselle Mariotte said to him:
""Why didn"t you come night before last, as you promised, you vagabond?
It was all on your account I accepted a salad and a sword knot from the Garenboule brothers, who made me drink a lot of stuff and play cards with "em till I won all their cash. If you don"t keep your word better"n that, I"ll play tricks on you as would give the monkeys the go-by!"
"Monsieur Dauberny apologized, and ordered two or three dishes and several bottles of wine. I expected to see him dance with his belle, but he contented himself with treating her and even making her tipsy.
Mademoiselle Mariotte was sentimental in her cups; I heard them kissing behind me, but I beg you to believe that my heart felt no wound. Since I had seen my husband make soft eyes at Mademoiselle Mariotte, I had felt nothing but contempt for him, and contempt, I can a.s.sure you, is the sovereign remedy for love; but I had never loved Monsieur Dauberny.
"The caresses became more frequent, but that was a very common occurrence in that den; for there was an incessant volley of them from all the tables. Suddenly my husband"s mistress rose and led him away.
""I believe private rooms ain"t for wax figures!" she cried.
"And they went off, arm in arm. That time I had no desire to follow them; I had seen and heard enough. I made haste to pay for the food and drink I had not touched, and to leave that wine shop where sport was so noisy and love so shameless.
"I did not see my husband for several days. I said that I was ill, and kept my room; when he came to the door and asked to see me, I alleged my need of rest as an excuse for not receiving him. I felt such an unutterable aversion for him that even the sound of his footsteps upset me completely. However, before deciding definitely what course to pursue, before letting him know that I was aware of his debauched tastes, I asked myself if it were not possible that he had been led away once by some unusual combination of circ.u.mstances; if it would be just to condemn him on the strength of a single act. You see that I meant to deal fairly by him. What I had seen would have been enough to lead many women to consider themselves released from their oaths. But I determined to follow him once more, being fully persuaded beforehand that I should simply acquire fresh proofs of his disgusting habits.
"On the second occasion, instead of putting on a frock-coat and a round hat, I dressed in a blouse, with a workman"s cap on my head; I was careful not to wear gloves, and I tried to blacken my hands. In short, I disguised myself as a street urchin. Well for me that I did so! for, instead of leading me to La Courtille, Monsieur Dauberny, who was on foot, went in the direction of the Cite, and in due time turned into a narrow, muddy street, where the houses had a very evil look. I have learned since that it was Rue Saint-eloy. I remembered the _Mysteries of Paris_, and I shuddered at the thought that I might perhaps have to follow my husband into a _tapis franc_! but my costume protected me, and no one paid any heed to me.