"Yes," defiantly, "I would, and I"m ashamed of myself. I"m a throw-back to my horrid ancestor, the betting hostler."
"Probably. I"m a throw-back to my ancestor the judge. I"ll train you to meet my fine friends."
"Well--upon--my--word--I---- Oh, do stop being idiotic. We talk like children. You reduce me to the rank of a gibbering schoolgirl. And I like it! It"s so--oh, I don"t know--so darn human, I suppose. Now hurry--kiss me, and get out, before they suspect."
"Listen."
"Yes?"
"I"ll accidentally meet your car along the road. Invite you to ride. All right?"
"Yes. Do. Oh, we _are_ two forlorn babes in the woods! G"-by."
She sauntered back to the picnic, and observed, "What is that purple flower up on the mountain side?"
The big car was sedately purring back when it was insulted by an intermediate host of a machine that came jumping out of a side road. The vulgar driver hailed them with uncouth howling. The Gilsons" chauffeur stopped, annoyed.
"Why, h.e.l.lo folks," bawled the social bandit.
"Oh. How do you do," refuted Mrs. Gilson.
Jeff Saxton turned a ripe purple.
"How do you like my new bug, Claire? Awful little object. But I can make fifty an hour. Come and try it, Claire, can"t you?"
"Why----" Claire was obviously shocked by the impropriety of the suggestion. She looked at Mrs. Gilson, who was breathing as though she was just going under the ether. Claire said doubtfully, "Well---- If you can get me right back to the house----"
"Sure," agreed Milt.
When the Loco was gone, Milt drove the bug to the side of the road, yanked up the emergency brake, and carefully kissed the girl who was snuggled down into the absurd low tin-sided seat.
"Do we have to get back soon?" he begged.
"Oh, I don"t care if we never get back. Let"s shoot up into the mountains. Side road. Let"s pretend we"re driving across the continent again."
Firs dashing by--rocks in the sunshine--clouds jaunty beyond the inviting mouth of a mountain pa.s.s--even the ruts and b.u.mps and culverts--she seemed a part of them all. In the Gilsons" huge cars she had been shut off from the road, but in this tiny bug, so close to earth, she recovered the feeling of struggle, of triumph over difficulties, of freedom unbounded. And she could be herself, good or bad, ignorant or wise, with this boy beside her. All of which she expressed in the most eloquent speech she had ever uttered, namely:
"Oh, _Milt_----!"
And, to herself, "Golly, it"s such a relief not to have to try to be gracious and aphoristic and repartistic and everything with Jeff."
And, "But I wonder if I am aphoristic and subtle? I wonder if when she gets the rice-powder off, Claire isn"t a lot more like Milt than she thought?"
And, aloud again, "Oh, this is----"
"Yump. It sure is," Milt agreed.
They had turned from a side-road into a side-side-road. They crossed an upland valley. The fall rains had flooded a creek till it had cut across the road, washed through the thin gravel, left across the road a shallow violent stream. Milt stopped abruptly at its margin.
"Here"s where we turn back, I guess," he sighed.
"Oh no! Can"t we get across? It"s only a couple of feet deep, and gravel bottom," insisted the restored adventurer.
"Yes, but look at the steep bank. Never get up it."
"I don"t care. Let"s try it! We can woggle around and dig it out somehow. I bet you two-bits we can," said the delicate young woman whom Mrs. Gilson was protecting.
"All right. In she goes!"
The bug went in--shot over the bank, dipped down till the little hood sloped below them as though they were looping the loop, struck the rushing water with a splash which hurled yellow drops over Claire"s rose jersey suit, lumbered ahead, struck the farther bank, pawed at it feebly, rose two inches, slipped back, and sat there with the gurgling water all around it, turned into a motor-boat.
"No can do," grunted Milt. "Scared?"
"Nope. Love it! This is a real camp--the brush on the bank, and the stream--listen to it chuckle under the running-board."
"Do you like to camp with me?"
"Love it."
"Say! Gee! Never thought---- Claire! Got your transportation back East?"
"My ticket? Yes. Why?"
"Well, I"m sure you can turn it in and get a refund. So that"s all right."
"Are you going to let me in on the secret?"
"Oh yes, might"s well. I was just wondering---- I don"t think much of wasting all our youth waiting---- Two-three years in engineering school, and maybe going to war, and starting in on an engineering job, and me lonely as a turkey in a chicken yard, and you doing the faithful young lady in Brooklyn---- I think perhaps we might get married tomorrow and----"
"Good heavens, what do you----?"
"Do you want to go back to Brooklyn Gilsonses?"
"No, but----"
"Dear, can"t we be crazy once, while we"re youngsters?"
"Don"t bombard me so! Let me think. One must be practical, even in craziness."
"I am. I have over a thousand dollars from the garage, and I can work evenings--as dear Jeff suggested! We"d have a two-by-four flat---- Claire----"
"Oh, let me think. I suppose I could go to the university, too, and learn a little about food and babies and building houses and government.
I need to go to school a lot more than you do. Besides auction and the piano--which I play very badly--and clothes and how to get hold of tickets for successful plays, I don"t know one single thing."
"Will you marry me, tomorrow?"
"Well, uh----"