"I hate to fling away my manners, Dave," he went on, "but folks is gittin" to be mighty funny these days. A man"s obleeged to s"arch his best frien"s "fore he kin find out the"r which aways. Dave, what sort of a dockyment is you got ag"in" me?"
"I got a warrant, Abe," said the sheriff, pleasantly.
"Well, Dave, hit won"t fetch me," said Abe.
"Oh, yes!" said the sheriff. "Yes, it will, Abe. I bin a-usin" these kind er warrants a mighty long time, an" they fetches a feller every whack."
"Now, I"ll tell you what, Dave," said Abe, patting his rifle, "I got a dockyment here that"ll fetch you a blame sight quicker"n your dockyment"ll fetch me; an" I tell you right now, plain an" flat, I hain"t a-gwine to be drug aroun" an" slapped in jail."
The sheriff leaned carelessly against the rail fence in the att.i.tude of a man who is willing to argue an interesting question.
"Well, I tell you how I feel about it, Abe," said the sheriff, speaking very slowly. "You kin shoot me, but you can"t shoot the law. Bang away at me, an" thar"s another warrant atter you. This yer one what I"m already got don"t amount to shucks, so you better fling on your coat saddle your horse, an" go right along wi" me thes es neighborly ez you please."
"Dave," said Abe, "if you come in at that gate you er a goner."
"Well, Abe," the sheriff replied, "I "lowed you"d kick; I know what human natur" on these hills is, an" so I thes axed some er the boys to come along. They er right down thar in the holler. They ain"t got no mo"
idea what I come fer"n the man in the moon; yit they"d make a mighty peart posse. Tooby sh.o.r.e, a great big man like you ain"t afeard fer ter face a little bit er law."
Abe Hightower hesitated a moment, and then went into the house. In a few minutes he issued forth and went out to the gate where the sheriff was.
The faces of the two men were a study. Neither betrayed any emotion nor alluded to the warrant. The sheriff asked after the "c.r.a.p"; and Abe told him it was "middlin" peart," and asked him to go into the house and make himself at home until the horse could be saddled. After a while the two rode away. Once during the ride Abe said:
"I"m mighty glad it wa"n"t that feller what run ag"in" you last fall, Dave."
"Why?" asked the sheriff.
"Bekaze I"d "a" plugged him, certain an" sh.o.r.e," said Abe.
"Well," said the sheriff, laughing, "I wuz a-wishin" mighty hard thes about that time that the t"other feller had got "lected."
The warrant amounted to nothing, and Abe was soon at home with his family; but it suited his high-spirited daughter to twit him occasionally because of his tame surrender to the sheriff, and it suited Dave to treat the matter good-humoredly.
Abe Hightower took his way down the mountain; and about two miles from his house, as the road ran, he met the stranger who had attracted Babe"s attention. He was a handsome young fellow, and he was riding a handsome horse--a gray, that was evidently used to sleeping in a stable where there was plenty of feed in the trough.
The rider also had a well-fed appearance. He sat his horse somewhat jauntily, and there was a jocund expression in his features very pleasing to behold. He drew rein as he saw Abe, and gave a military salute in a careless, offhand way that was in strict keeping with his appearance.
"Good morning, sir," he said.
"Howdy?" said Abe.
"Fine day this."
"Well, what little I"ve saw of it is purty tollerbul."
The young fellow laughed, and his laughter was worth hearing. It had the ring of youth in it.
"Do you chance to know a Mr. Hightower?" he asked, throwing a leg over the pommel of the saddle.
"Do he live anywheres aroun" in these parts?" Abe inquired.
"So I"m told."
"Well, the reason I ast," said Abe, leaning his rifle against a tree, "is bekaze they mought be more"n one Hightower runnin" loose."
"You don"t know him, then?"
"I know one on "em. Any business wi" him?"
"Well, yes--a little. I was told he lived on this road. How far is his house?"
"Well, I"ll tell you"--Abe took off his hat and scratched his head--"some folks mought take a notion hit wuz a long ways off, an"
then, ag"in, yuther folks mought take a notion that hit wuz lots nigher.
Hit"s accordin" to the way you look at it."
"Is Mr. Hightower at home?" inquired the stranger, regarding Abe with some curiosity.
"Well," said Abe cautiously, "I don"t reckon he"s right slam bang at home, but I lay he ain"t fur off."
"If you happen to see him, pray tell him there"s a gentleman at his house who would like very much to see him."
"Well, I tell you what, mister," said Abe, speaking very slowly. "You"re a mighty nice young feller--anybody kin shet the"r eyes and see that--but folks "roun" here is mighty kuse; they is that away. Ef I was you, I"d thes turn right "roun" in my tracks "n" let that ar Mister Hightower alone. I wouldn"t pester wi" "im. He hain"t no fitten company fer you."
"Oh, but I must see him," said the stranger. "I have business with him.
Why, they told me down in the valley that Hightower, in many respects, is the best man in the county."
Abe smiled for the first time. It was the ghost of a smile.
"Shoo!" he exclaimed. "They don"t know him down thar nigh as good as he"s know"d up here. An" that hain"t all. Thish yer Mister Hightower you er talkin" about is got a mighty bad case of measles at his house. You"d be ableedze to ketch "em ef you went thar."
"I"ve had the measles," said the stranger.
"But these here measles," persisted Abe, half shutting his eyes and gazing at the young man steadily, "kin be cotched twicet. Thayer wuss "n the smallpox--lots wuss."
"My dear sir, what do you mean?" the young man inquired, observing the significant emphasis of the mountaineer"s language.
"Hit"s thes like I tell you," said Abe. "Looks like folks has mighty bad luck when they go a-rippitin" hether an" yan on the mounting. It hain"t been sech a monst"us long time sense one er them revenue fellers come a-paradin" up thish yer same road, a-makin" inquirements fer Hightower.
_He_ cotch the measles; bless you, he took an" cotch "em by the time he got in hailin" distance of Hightower"s, an" he had to be toted down. I disremember his name, but he wuz a mighty nice-lookin" young feller, peart an" soople, an" thes about your size an" weight."
"It was no doubt a great pity about the revenue chap," said the young man sarcastically.
"Lor", yes!" exclaimed Abe seriously; "lots er nice folks must "a" cried about that man!"
"Well," said the other, smiling, "I must see Hightower. I guess he"s a nicer man than his neighbors think he is."
"Shoo!" said Abe, "he hain"t a bit nicer"n what I am, an" I lay he hain"t no purtier. What mought be your name, mister?"
"My name is Chichester, and I"m buying land for some Boston people. I want to buy some land right on this mountain if I can get it cheap enough."
"Jesso," said Abe, "but wharbouts in thar do Hightower come in?"