Freudian Slip.
by Franklin Abel.
Things are exactly what they seem? Life is real? Life is earnest? Well, that depends.
On the day the Earth vanished, Herman Raye was earnestly fishing for trout, hip-deep in a mountain stream in upstate New York.
Herman was a tall, serious, sensitive, healthy, well-muscled young man with an outsize jaw and a brush of red-brown hair. He wore spectacles to correct a slight hyperopia, and they had heavy black rims because he knew his patients expected it. In his off hours, he was fond of books with t.i.tles like _Personality and the Behavior Disorders_, _Self-esteem and s.e.xuality in Women_, _Juvenile Totem and Taboo: A study of adolescent culture-groups_, and _A New Theory of Economic Cycles_; but he also liked baseball, beer and bebop.
This day, the last of Herman"s vacation, was a perfect specimen: sunny and still, the sky dotted with antiseptic tufts of cloud. The trout were biting. Herman had two in his creel, and was casting into the shallow pool across the stream in the confident hope of getting another, when the Universe gave one horrible sliding lurch.
Herman braced himself instinctively, shock pounding through his body, and looked down at the pebbly stream-bed under his feet.
It wasn"t there.
He was standing, to all appearances, in three feet of clear water with sheer, black nothing under it: nothing, the abysmal color of a moonless night, pierced by the diamond points of a half-dozen incredible stars.
He had only that single glimpse; then he found himself gazing across at the pool under the far bank, whose waters reflected the tranquil imagery of trees. He raised his casting rod, swung it back over his shoulder, brought it forward again with a practiced flick of his wrist, and watched the lure drop.
Within the range of his vision now, everything was entirely normal; nevertheless, Herman wanted very much to stop fishing and look down to see if that horrifying void was still there. He couldn"t do it.
Doggedly, he tried again and again. The result was always the same. It was exactly as if he were a man who had made up his mind to fling himself over a cliff, or break a window and s.n.a.t.c.h a loaf of bread, or say in a loud voice to an important person at a party, "I think you stink." Determination was followed by effort, by ghastly, sweating, heart-stopping fear, by relief as he gave up and did something else.
_All right_, he thought finally, _there"s no point going on with it_.
_Data established: hallucination, compulsion, inhibition._ _Where do we go from here?_
The obvious first hypothesis was that he was insane. Herman considered that briefly, and left the question open. Three or four selected psychoa.n.a.lyst jokes paraded through his mind, led by the cla.s.sic, "You"re fine, how am I?"
There was this much truth, he thought, in the popular belief that all a.n.a.lysts were a little cracked themselves: a good proportion of the people who get all the way through the man-killing course that makes an orthodox a.n.a.lyst--a course in which an M.D. degree is only a beginning--are impelled to do so in the first place by a consuming interest in their own neuroses. Herman, for example, from the age of fifteen up until the completion of his own a.n.a.lysis at twenty-six, had been so claustrophobic that he couldn"t force himself into a subway car or an elevator.
But was he now insane?
Can a foot-rule measure itself?
Herman finished. At an appropriate hour he waded ash.o.r.e, cleaned his catch, cooked it and ate it. Where the ground had been bare around his cooking spot, he saw empty darkness, star-studded, rimmed by a tangled webwork of bare rootlets. He tried to go on looking at it when he had finished eating the fish. He couldn"t.
After the meal, he tried to take out his notebook and pen. He couldn"t.
In fact, it occurred to him, _he was helpless to do anything that he wouldn"t normally have done_.
Pondering that discovery, after he had cleaned his utensils and finished his other ch.o.r.es, Herman crawled into his tent and went to sleep.
Burying the garbage had been an unsettling experience. Like a lunatic building a machine n.o.body else can see, he had lifted successive shovels-full of nothing, dropped the empty cans and rubbish ten inches into nothing, and shoveled nothing carefully over them again....
The light woke him, long before dawn. From where he lay on his back, he could see an incredible pale radiance streaming upward all around him, outlining the shadow of his body at the ridge of the tent, picking out the under-surfaces of the trees against the night sky. He strained, until he was weak and dizzy, to roll over so that he could see its source; but he had to give up and wait another ten minutes until his body turned "naturally," just as if he had still been asleep.
Then he was looking straight down into a milky transparency that started under his nose and continued into unguessable depths. First came the matted clumps of gra.s.s, black against the light, every blade and root as clear as if they had been set in transparent plastic. Then longer, writhing roots of trees and shrubs, sprouting thickets of hair-thin rootlets. Between these, and continuing downward level by level, was spread an infinity of tiny specks, seed-shapes, spores.
Some of them moved, Herman realized with a shock. Insects burrowing in the emptiness where the Earth should be?
In the morning, when he crawled out of the tent and went to the bottomless stream to wash, he noticed something he had missed the day before. The network of gra.s.ses gave springily under his feet--not like turf, but like stretched rubber. Herman conceived an instant dislike for walking, especially when he had to cross bare ground, because when that happened, he felt exactly what he saw: nothing whatever underfoot. "Walking on air," he realized, was not as pleasant an experience as the popular songs would lead you to expect.
Herman shaved, cooked and ate breakfast, washed the dishes, did the ch.o.r.es, and packed up his belongings. With a mighty effort, he pried out the tent stakes, which were bedded in nothing but a loose network of roots. He shouldered the load and carried it a quarter of a mile through pine woods to his car.
The car stood at ground level, but the ground was not there any more.
The road was now nothing more than a long, irregular trough formed by the spreading roots of the pines on either side. Shuddering, Herman stowed his gear in the trunk and got in behind the wheel.
When he put the motor into gear, the sedan moved sedately and normally forward. But the motor raced madly, and there was no feeling that it was taking hold. With screaming engine, Herman drove homeward over a nonexistent road. Inwardly and silently, he gibbered.
Six miles down the mountain, he pulled up beside a white-painted fence enclosing a neat yard and a fussy little blue-shuttered house. On the opposite side of the fence stood a middle-aged woman with a floppy hat awry on her head and a gardening trowel in one of her gloved hands.
She looked up with an air of vague dismay when he got out of the car.
"Some more eggs today, Dr. Raye?" she asked, and smiled. The smile was like painted china. Her eyes, lost in her fleshy face, were clearly trying not to look downward.
"Not today, Mrs. Richards," Herman said. "I just stopped to say good-by. I"m on my way home."
"Isn"t that a shame?" she said mechanically. "Well, come again next year."
Herman wanted to say, "Next year I"ll probably be in a strait-jacket."
He tried to say it. He stuttered, "N-n-n-n--" and ended, glancing at the ground at her feet, "Transplanting some petunias?"
The woman"s mouth worked. She said, "Yes. I thought I might"s well put them along here, where they"d get more sun. Aren"t they pretty?"
"Very pretty," said Herman helplessly.
The petunias, roots as naked as if they had been scrubbed, were nesting in a bed of stars. Mrs. Richards" gloves and trowel were spotlessly clean.
On Fourth Avenue, below Fourteenth Street, Herman met two frightful little men.
He had expected the city to be better, but it was worse; it was a nightmare. The avenues between the buildings were bottomless troughs of darkness. The bedrock was gone; the concrete was gone; the asphalt was gone.
The buildings themselves were hardly recognizable unless you knew what they were. New York had been a city of stone--built on stone, built of stone, as cold as stone.
Uptown, the city looked half-built, but insanely occupied, a forest of orange-painted girders. In the Village the old brick houses were worse. No brick; no mortar; nothing but the grotesque sh.e.l.ls of rooms in lath and a paper-thickness of paint.
The wrought-iron railings were gone, too.
On Fourth Avenue, bookseller"s row, you could almost persuade yourself that nothing had happened, provided you did not look down. The buildings had been made of wood, and wood they remained. The second-hand books in their wooden racks would have been comforting except that they were so clean. There was not a spot of dirt anywhere; the air was more than country-pure.
There was an insane selective principle at work here, Herman realized.
Everything from bedrock to loam that belonged to the Earth itself had disappeared. So had everything that had a mineral origin and been changed by refinement and mixture: concrete, wrought iron, brick, but steel and gla.s.s, porcelain and paint remained. It looked as if the planet had been the joint property of two children, one of whom didn"t want to play any more, so they had split up their possessions--this is yours, this is yours, this is _mine_....