He did it at once. Actually! Possibly because the whole affair appealed keenly to his sense of humour--one never knows! She read the paper, folded it, and then she said--with such a pout! and with such malice in her eyes!--
"Now you may kiss me again, if you like."
"I am obliged to you, but the costs in the suit have already been too heavy."
"Then I"ll kiss you!"
And she did--with some want of precision, just over the right eye.
Then she fled to the door. When she was half-way through it she turned, and waved towards him the hand which held the paper.
"You are my guardian, you know."
A Honeymoon Trip
MRS. G.o.dWIN WRITES TO HER MOTHER
"You know, dear mamma, I was against a compartment being reserved. One might as well advertise the fact that one is starting on one"s honeymoon. But I was not prepared to find the train so full as it was.
Our carriage was crowded, and not with nice people. They played cards the whole way down, and, when one is just beginning one"s married life, it was not agreeable to have to listen to some of the language which was used. Conrad was quite fidgety. You know he is most particular. But it was no use speaking. One of the men asked him if he would take a hand. When he observed that he objected to cards being played in a railway carriage, the person replied that he looked as though he did. And then the others smiled. This quite upset him. And, as we were nearing Harwich, he began to feel in his pockets in a way which, I must say, was annoying. I had refrained from speaking to him as much as possible, being unwilling to let the others have a chance of guessing at the situation we were in; but when he stood up and began to turn his pockets inside out, and altogether to upset the other pa.s.sengers, I did ask him what it was that he was looking for.
""I can"t find the tickets."
"You know how easily he becomes embarra.s.sed, and how the blood flies to his head. You remember that Geraldine said she thought he must be apoplectic.
""You put them in your pocket-book."
""But that is gone too."
""You will find it when you get on board."
"All the people were staring at him, he was making such a fuss.
""I should like to find it before I get on board."
""Perhaps," suggested an old gentleman, who was sitting in the opposite corner, "it"s in your overcoat." Conrad took his coat from the rack and looked to see. It was not there. "Feel in your pockets again," suggested the old gentleman.
"Conrad felt. He did not find the pocketbook, but he found something else instead. He produced it with an exclamation. It was the first time I ever heard him swear.
""Good heavens! It"s the key of the safe!"
"His manner was so ludicrous, everybody laughed.
""My dear Conrad, do sit down!"
"He sat down and stared at me like a man in a dream.
""But you don"t understand. It"s the key of the safe. I forgot that I was going to be married, and I brought it away."
"I do not think that I was ever so much annoyed in my life. After all the pains I had taken to conceal the fact that we were honeymooning, and then for him to blurt it out like that! The other pa.s.sengers simply roared.
""This is a nice way of beginning one"s honeymoon. I shall have to return to town at once."
"Of course they laughed again. I was really too annoyed to speak. I sat and tried to look as though I liked it. When he had finished laughing the man who sat next to him stooped and picked up something from the floor of the carriage.
""Anybody lost a pocket-book?" he asked.
"Of course it was Conrad"s.
""I--I expect I dropped it," he explained. Then he turned to me. "I am afraid we shall have to return to town at once."
""Don"t be silly. We shall do nothing of the kind. I suppose there is a telegraph office at Harwich."
"Before he had time to answer the train began to slow. I took the management of affairs into my own hands.
""If you will go and send your telegram I will go on board. But pray don"t be long."
"But he was long. It appears, from what I have since learnt, that the London train was behind its time, and it was a question of missing the tide in the Scheldt. Anyhow, there was a great deal of hurry and scurry, and, as I was wondering what had become of Conrad, someone shouted, "All on board!" In my agitation I lost my presence of mind.
And at that moment I saw Conrad running along the quay in the direction of the boat for Rotterdam. I suppose that, owing to his shortsightedness, and his haste, and the darkness, he mistook one boat for the other. I was tongue-tied in my bewilderment. Before I recovered myself we were moving down the river, and the quay was out of sight. You may imagine my sensations, without tickets, almost without money, a bride without a bridegroom! I asked for the captain.
I was told that he was navigating the ship, but I could see him later on. I saw him later on. He came when we had reached the open sea. As he advanced I thought I knew his figure. I felt as though my legs were giving way beneath me--it was Mr. Pearson! The recognition was mutual.
""Jennie!" he cried. "Miss Nash!" He looked as though he were dumbfounded. "This is an unexpected pleasure!"
""I--I wish to see the captain."
""I am the captain. You wish to see me? Come this way!"
"He led the way into his cabin. I followed, speechless. Events were crowding on me, for which I was wholly unprepared.
""Mrs. Nash is with you?"
""No, not--my mother. I--I am with my husband."
""Your husband!" He gave a start of surprise. "Oh, indeed, your husband."
"You know what a big man he is, and his huge beard? I declare that, as he stood and glared at me, I felt positively frightened.
""That is to say, he was with me, but he has been left behind."
""Left behind? Might I ask you to explain?"
""He went to send a telegram and he mistook the boat, and I"m afraid he"s gone to Rotterdam."
""To Rotterdam? And you are bound for Antwerp? Ha, ha, ha!"
"He actually laughed, which was a brutal thing to do.