PETRiSTCHEF. And I am fond of him. I love Vovo, but ... "with a love so strange, ne"er towards him the path untrod shall be" ... [Exit into Vovo"s room].
Betsy comes down with a Lady. Koko bows significantly to Betsy.
BETSY [shaking Koko"s hand without turning towards him. To Lady] You are acquainted?
LADY. No.
BETSY. Baron Klingen.... Why were you not here last night?
KOKO KLiNGEN. I could not come, I was engaged.
BETSY. What a pity, it was so interesting! [Laughs] You should have seen what manifestations we had! Well, how is our charade getting on?
KOKO KLiNGEN. Oh, the verses for _mon second_ are ready. Nick composed the verses, and I the music.
BETSY. What are they? What are they? Do tell me!
KOKO KLiNGEN. Wait a minute; how does it go?... Oh, the knight sings:
"Oh, _naught_ so beautiful as nature: The _Nautilus_ sails by.
Oh, _naughty_ la.s.s, oh, _naughty_ la.s.s!
Oh, _nought_, oh _nought_! Oh fie!"
LADY. I see, my second is "nought," and what is my first?
KOKO KLiNGEN. My first is _Aero_, the name of a girl savage.
BETSY. _Aero_, you see, is a savage who wished to devour the object of her love. [Laughs] She goes about lamenting, and sings--
"My appet.i.te,"
KOKO KLiNGEN [interrupts]--
"How can I fight," ...
BETSY [chimes in]--
"Some one to chew I long.
I seeking go ..."
KOKO KLiNGEN--
"But even so ..."
BETSY--
"No one to chew can find."
KOKO KLiNGEN--
"A raft sails by,"
BETSY--
"It cometh nigh; Two generals upon it ..."
KOKO KLiNGEN--
"Two generals are we: By fate"s hard decree, To this island we flee."
And then, the refrain--
"By fate"s hard decree, To this island we flee."
LADY. _Charmant!_
BETSY. But just think how silly!
KOKO KLiNGEN. Yes, that"s the charm of it!
LADY. And who is to be Aero?
BETSY. I am. And I have had a costume made, but mamma says it"s "not decent." And it is not a bit less decent than a ball dress. [To Theodore Ivanitch] Is Bourdier"s man here?
THEODORE IVaNITCH. Yes, he is waiting in the kitchen.
LADY. Well, and how will you represent Aeronaut?
BETSY. Oh, you"ll see. I don"t want to spoil the pleasure for you. _Au revoir._
LADY. Good-bye! [They bow. Exit Lady].
BETSY [to Koko Klingen] Come up to mamma.
Betsy and Koko go upstairs. Jacob enters from servants" quarters, carrying a tray with teacups, cakes, &c., and goes panting across the stage.
JACOB [to the Footmen] How d"you do? How d"you do? [Footmen bow].
JACOB [to Theodore Ivanitch] Couldn"t you tell Gregory to help a bit!
I"m ready to drop.... [Exit up the stairs].
FIRST FOOTMAN. That is a hard-working chap you"ve got there.
THEODORE IVaNITCH. Yes, a good fellow. But there now--he doesn"t satisfy the mistress, she says his appearance is ungainly. And now they"ve gone and told tales about him for letting some peasants into the kitchen yesterday. It is a bad look-out: they may dismiss him. And he is a good fellow.
SECOND FOOTMAN. What peasants were they?
THEODORE IVaNITCH. Peasants that had come from our Koursk village to buy some land. It was night, and they were our fellow-countrymen, one of them the father of the butler"s a.s.sistant. Well, so they were asked into the kitchen. It so happened that there was thought-reading going on.
Something was hidden in the kitchen, and all the gentlefolk came down, and the mistress saw the peasants. There was such a row! "How is this,"