He did not have a very good walk and his thoughts while walking were not as closely centered about ancient inscriptions, either Egyptian or East Wellmouthian, as was usually the case upon such excursions. Miss Martha Phipps was worried, she had said so, herself. Yes, and now that he thought of it, she looked worried. She was in trouble of some sort. A dreadful surmise entered his mind. Was it possible that he, his presence in her house, was the cause of her worry? He had been very insistent that she take him as boarder and lodger. The sum he paid each week was ridiculously small. Was it possible that, having consented to the agreement, she had found it a losing one and was too kind-hearted and conscientious to suggest a change? He remembered agreements which he had made, and having made, had hesitated to break, even though they turned out to be decidedly unprofitable and unpleasant. He had often been talked into doing things he did not want to do, like buying the yellow cap at Beebe"s store. Perhaps he had talked Miss Phipps into taking him as boarder and lodger and now she was sorry.
By the time Galusha returned from his walk he was in what might be described as a state of mind.
As he entered the Phipps" gate he met some one coming down the path toward it. That some one, it developed, was no less a person than Mr.
Horatio Pulcifer. Raish and Galusha had not encountered each other for some time, weeks, in fact, and Mr. Bangs expected the former"s greeting to be exuberant and effusive. His shoulders and his spirit were alike shrinking in antic.i.p.ation.
But Raish did not shout when he saw him, did not even shake hands, to say nothing of thumping the little man upon the back. The broad and rubicund face of East Wellmouth"s leading politician and dealer in real estate wore not a grin but a frown, and when he and Galusha came together at the gate he did not speak. Galusha spoke first, which was unusual; very few people meeting Mr. Horatio Pulcifer were afforded the opportunity of speaking first.
"Ah--good-morning, Mr. Pulcifer," said Galusha, endeavoring to open the gate.
"Huh!" grunted Raish, jerking the gate from Mr. Bangs" hand and pushing it somewhat violently into the Bangs" waistcoat. "Mornin"."
"It is a nice--ah--cool day, isn"t it?" observed Galusha, backing from the gateway in order to give Horatio egress. Mr. Pulcifer"s answer was irrelevant and surprising.
"Say," he demanded, turning truculently upon the speaker, "ain"t women h.e.l.l?"
Galusha was, naturally, somewhat startled.
"I--I beg your pardon?" he stammered.
"I say ain"t women h.e.l.l? Hey? Ain"t they, now?"
Galusha rubbed his chin.
"Well," he said, doubtfully, "I presume in--ah--certain instances they--My experience has been limited, but--"
"Humph! Say, they make me sick, most of "em. They haven"t any more business sense than a hen, the heft of "em ain"t. Go into a deal with their eyes open and then, when it don"t turn out to suit "em, lay down and squeal. Yes, sir, squeal."
"Ah--I see. Yes, yes, of course. Squeal--yes. The--the hens, you mean."
"HENS? No, women. They make me sick, I tell you.... And now a lot of dum fools are goin" to give "em the right to vote! Gosh!"
He strode off along the road to the village. Galusha wonderingly gazed after him, shook his head, and then moved slowly up the path to the house. Primmie opened the door for him. Her eyes were snapping.
"h.e.l.lo, Mr. Bangs!" she said. "I "most wisht he"d drop down dead and then freeze to death in a s...o...b..nk, that"s what I wish."
Galusha blinked.
"Why, bless my soul!" he exclaimed. "Of whom are you speaking?"
"That everlastin" Raish Pulcifer. I never did like him, and now if he"s comin" around here makin" her cry."
"Eh? Making her cry?"
"Sshh! She"ll hear you. Makin" Miss Martha cry. She"s up in her room cryin" now, I"ll bet you on it. And he"s responsible.... Yes"m, I"m comin". Don"t say nothin" to her that I told you, will you, Mr. Bangs?"
She hurried away in response to her mistress" hail. Galusha said nothing to Miss Phipps nor to any one else, but during the rest of that day he did a great deal of thinking. Martha Phipps was worried, she was troubled, she had been crying; according to Primmie Horatio Pulcifer was responsible for her tears. Galusha had never fancied Mr. Pulcifer, now he was conscious of a most extraordinary dislike for the man. He had never disliked any one so much in all his life, he was sure of that.
Also he was conscious of a great desire to help Martha in her trouble.
Of course there was a certain measure of relief in learning that Pulcifer and not he was responsible for that trouble, but the relief was a small matter in comparison with the desire to help.
He could think of but one way in which Horatio Pulcifer could cause worry for Martha Phipps and that was in connection with some business matter. Certain fragments of conversations occurred to him, certain things she had said to him or to Captain Hallett in his hearing which were of themselves sufficient to warrant the surmise that her trouble was a financial one. He remembered them now, although at the time they had made little impression upon his mind. But Raish Pulcifer"s name was not mentioned in any of those conversations; Captain Jethro"s had been, but not Raish"s. Yet Primmie vowed that the latter had made Miss Martha cry. He determined to seek Primmie and ask for more particulars that very evening.
But Primmie saved him the trouble of seeking her. Miss Phipps and her maid left him alone in the sitting room as soon as supper was over and neither came back. He could hear the murmur of voices in the kitchen, but, although he sat up until ten o"clock, neither Primmie nor her mistress joined him. So he reluctantly went up to his room, but had scarcely reached it when a knock sounded on the door. He opened it, lamp in hand.
"Why, Primmie!" he exclaimed.
Primmie waved both hands in frantic expostulation.
"Sshh! shh! shh!" she breathed. "Don"t say nothin". I don"t want her to hear you. PLEASE don"t let her hear you, Mr. Bangs. And PLEASE come right downstairs again. I want to talk to you. I"ve GOT to talk with you."
More bewildered than he had before been, even on that bewildering day, Galusha followed Miss Cash down the stairs, through sitting room and dining room to the kitchen. Then Primmie put down the lamp, which she had taken from his hand, carefully closed the door behind them, turned to her companion and burst out crying.
"Why--why, Primmie!" exclaimed Galusha. "Oh, dear me! What is it?"
Primmie did not answer. She merely waved her hands up and down and stood there, dripping like a wet umbrella.
"But--my soul, Primmie!" cried Mr. Bangs. "Don"t! You--you mustn"t, you know."
But Primmie did, nevertheless. Galusha in desperation turned toward the door.
"I"m going to call Miss Phipps," he declared. Primmie, the tears still pouring down her cheeks, seized him by the arm.
"Don"t you do it!" she commanded. "Don"t you dast to do it! I"ll--I"ll stop cryin". I--I"m goin" to if you"ll only wait and give me a chance.
There! There! See, I"m--I"m stoppin" now."
And, with one tremendous sniff and a violent rub of her hand across her nose, stop she did. But she was still the complete picture of misery.
"Why, what IS the matter?" demanded Galusha.
Primmie sniffed once more, gulped, and then blurted forth the explanation.
"She--she"s canned me," she said.
Galusha looked at her uncomprehendingly. Primmie"s equipment of Cape Cod slang and idiom, rather full and complete of itself, had of late been amplified and complicated by a growing acquaintance with the new driver of the grocery cart, a young man of the world who had spent two hectic years in Brockton, where, for a portion of the time, he worked in a shoe factory. But Galusha Bangs, not being a man of the world, was not up in slang; he did not understand.
"What?" he asked.
"I say she"s canned me. Miss Martha has, I mean. Oh, ain"t it awful!"
"Canned you? Really, I--"
"Yes, yes, yes! Canned me, fired me. Oh, DON"T stand there owlin" at me like that! Can"t you see, I--Oh, please, Mr. Bangs, excuse me for talkin" so. I--I didn"t mean to be sa.s.sy. I"m just kind of loony, I guess. Please excuse me, Mr. Bangs."
"Yes, yes, Primmie, of course--of course. Don"t cry, that"s all.
But what is this? Do I understand you to say that Miss Phipps has--ah--DISCHARGED you?"
"Um-hm. That"s what she"s done. I"m canned. And I don"t know where to go and--and I don"t want to go anywheres else. I want to stay here along of her."
She burst into tears again. It was some time before Galusha could calm her sufficiently to get the story of what had happened. When told, flavored with the usual amount of Primmieisms, it amounted to this: Martha had helped her with the supper dishes and then, instead of going into the sitting room, had asked her to sit down as she had something particular to say to her. Primmie obediently sat and her mistress did likewise.