Gate Guardian - Song Of The Frozen Soul

So for some reasons, I got a cute blonde loli-looking teenager on my bed.

And it"s not as exciting as what it sounds. She"s just sitting on my bed with her arms crossed, like a jealous housewife conducting a cross-examination against his doubtful husband.

"Heushac told me that you originally planned to confess to Tiara. Is that true?" Amy had her judging eyes on me.

"Why are you babbling nonsense about some random thoughts!?" I cried.

"Just answer me with a yes or no…" Amy already has a crossvein on her forehead.

Why is she scolding me as if I"m a two-timer womanizer!? Oh wait, am I?

Heer mood is quite ruined for no reason at all. And she"s about to destroy mine too. Just one of the reason I became a woman-hater. These animals easily change their minds just because they remembered something from the past. Come at me, feminists!

Anyway, she already knows, so there"s no harm in telling the truth… I suppose.

"Y-Yes! You happy now, you piece of jealous furball!"

Suddenly, Amy stared down. I couldn"t see her face, but I"m quite sure that she"s frustrated and mad. There was a five-second silence until she had this eerie reply.

"Kristoff is right." She muttered.

"...What?"

Suddenly, she stood up and reached for my cheeks. She pulled my face and she pressed hers until our lips collided. It was just for a split second... a smack. But that moment was enough for me to feel her lips. It"s the very same soft, wet, and warm sensation I felt from the kiss from Lord Freya.

Then she looked at me with her own version of puppy eyes.

"...Everything that Kristoff said is true. I"m in love with you. I was an idiot for ignoring this feeling. I truly regret that I rejected your confession two years ago. I really wish that we could go back in time to fix all my mistakes."

I was stunned. My brain failed to function once again. I"m completely silent.

Amy gave me a fake smile. But her purple eyes are filled with sincerity. "Go on... Reject me... I know that your heart belongs to someone else. I just wanted to get this lingering emotion off my chest."

"I-It"s not like that," I said. "I just-"

"You don"t know if you can still trust my feelings, right?" Amy said. Then suddenly, the golden cross sigil on her eyes glowed "By the power of my , I command myself to tell my true feelings."

"H-Hey, you don"t have to-"

"I"m madly in love with you, Alaric Eisenhower," Amy said as golden dust sparkle around her. "Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be with you forever. I"ve always fantasized about having a family and kids with you-mmmph!"

She cut her own embarra.s.sing confession by covering her mouth. Now her face… no, her whole body is red. I can tell that she"s so ashamed that she wanted to kill herself right now.

But I find it especially adorable.

"Amy!" I rushed to her and pressed her on my bed. I restrained her arms so that she could no longer escape. This scene of her falling for me is like my long-awaited dream. It"s like from a romantic movie. I never thought I would ever see her like this.

"W-Wait…" Amy blocked my face. "I-I don"t want you to have an answer right now. I think you"re just getting swayed because of the mood. So please… take your time and consider it. I"ll wait till Christmas."

I nodded and slightly pulled my face away. I don"t have to give my answer right now. And I still need some more time to think. What a dilemma! I really want to keep both of them but it seems that I have to pick!

I"ve never realized how much a pig I was until she made something so desperate.

"!!!"

Suddenly, the woman I"m pinning was transformed into a tall, well-endowed G.o.ddess of beauty. Lord Freya is now emitting a weird aroma that made my thought circuits on complete mess.

"I won"t let this opportunity get away. I"ve known you for a long time, but I have yet to see the inner pervertedness in you." Freya smirked.

The G.o.ddess focused all her prana in producing this weird aphrodisiac air to control my mind. A surge of power entered my muscles, which I used to restrain her arms with greater strength. I couldn"t resist but to surrender this feeling of l.u.s.t towards her.

"W-Wait, you"re hurting me… I-I must have released too much…" Freya silently cried. "T-There"s just an endless pit of dirty desires hidden on you, is it not?"

"U...Ummm… Lord Freya… Can you grant my wish?"

"S-Sure... Anything for you…"

"Can I… Can I touch your b.r.e.a.s.t.s?"

"Sure."

T-That was fast! She didn"t offer any resistance? Is she really okay with that!?

"You have ten seconds," Freya smirked. "Ten- Eeeeeek!!!"

I didn"t waste any opportunity. Since I finally had her consent, I have already paved my way outside virginity! Touching a b.o.o.b is a man"s lifelong dream! Some men never lived to tell the tale, and here am I, having the chance to grope a G.o.ddess"s breast!

It… It"s so soft… I can feel it even if she"s still wearing a bra. It"s like touching a smooth tender and squishy water balloon wrapped with a piece of cloth.

"Yaaaay! Thank you! Thank you!" I jumped with joy as I hugged the delicate body of the G.o.ddess. "You just made one of my dreams came true!"

"You nerds really get so happy with such a shallow request…" Lord Freya said. "... Anything for you, Ric. I love you after all… If you want, we can go deeper…"

She… She"s asking for it!? She"s asking for the D!

"...Are you sure you"re ready for it?" I asked. I"m pretty sure I"m already out of my mind.

"...Yes." Lord Freya said. "You can do it. I"m the G.o.ddess of Fertility, and I can infertile myself if I wish."

"Fine then."

It"s time to D-D-D-D-D-Duel!

As I was about to undress, the genre quickly s.h.i.+fted from dirty romance to horror. No, not my Johnny. I still have my boxers to take off. It was the door, which was just opened by my little brother.

"Hey, brother! Here"s the Hawaiian… Pizza… you… like..." My little brother Vince muttered.

He"s just ten years old, and he"s about to see some adult things. He just saw me preparing to be undressed and also the beautiful woman under the blankets.

I should have put a "Bed Scene Ongoing, Keep Out" sign in front of the door. I never thought my family would go home so early.

As soon as my little brother realized that it was something weird, he laid the pizza box down, closed the door, and ran away. But his voice is so loud that I can hear him even if he"s just in the living room.

"Mom! Big sis Jeannette is inside brother"s room! And she"s a lot taller than before!!!"

"Prepare some tea!" My mother"s voice was heard from downstairs too. "And go give them some cookies and milk!"

Freya and I were now eaten by an awkward silence.

Suddenly, Freya chuckled like a princess. "I guess this is not the time for it. I"m sorry if I released so much aphrodisiac that made you carried away."

"Yeah, right." I forced a smile.

As soon as Freya devolved back to tiny Amy, she fixed her apparel quickly and fetched her things. I did suit myself too. After our preparation like it didn"t happen at all, Amy went to the exit of my room. She keeps on wearing this exhausted face.

"I just wish Tiara would forgive me for abusing this opportunity…" Amy said.

Then my first love rushed away from the scene. She came across my brother carrying a tray of cookies and two gla.s.ses of milk, but she just patted his head as she hurriedly ran to the exit.

As my naive and oblivious brother laid the tray beside me, he made this innocent question. "Why is Sis Jeanette in a hurry? Did you guys have a quarrel again?"

"No." I said coldly. Then I s.n.a.t.c.hed the plate of cookies and threw it all out in the window. After that, I grabbed his wrist and pushed him outside. "Do me a favor and get out."

"Why are you always so stingy?" My brother asked.

But my only answer to him is the loud shutting door.

As I lay down peacefully in my bed and settle in for a good night sleep, one thing is very clear to me.

My b.a.l.l.s couldn"t get any bluer right now.