As he spoke, however, he remembered staying in an hotel in Sicily which consisted entirely of one upper room. Perhaps in the Ghetto Sicilian fashions were paralleled.
"I do not fly so high as a restaurant in once," Nehemiah explained.
"But here is this great empty room. What am I to do with it? At night of course most of us sleep on it, but by daylight it is a waste. Also I receive several Hebrew and Yiddish papers a week from my friends in Russia and America, and one of which I even buy here. When I have read them these likewise are a waste. Therefore have I given myself a counsel, if I would make here a reading-room they should come in the evenings, many young men who have only a bed or a room-corner to go to, and when once they have learnt to come here it will then be easy to make them to eat and drink. First I will give to them only coffee and cigarettes, but afterwards shall my wife cook them all the _Delicatessen_ of Poland. When our custom will become too large we shall take over Bergman"s great fashionable restaurant in the Whitechapel Road. He has already given me the option thereof; it is only two hundred pounds. And if your gentility----"
"But I cannot afford two hundred pounds," interrupted Barstein, alarmed.
"No, no, it is the Almighty who will afford that," said Nehemiah rea.s.suringly. "From you I ask nothing."
"In that case," replied Barstein drily, "I must say I consider it an excellent plan. Your idea of building up from small foundations is most sensible--some of the young men may even have toothache--but I do not see where you need me--unless to supply a few papers."
"Did I not say you were from heaven?" Nehemiah"s eyes shone again.
"But I do not require the papers. It is enough for me that your holy feet have stood in my homestead. I thought you might send money. But to come with your own feet! Now I shall be able to tell I have spoken with him face to face!"
Barstein was touched. "I think you will need a larger table for the reading-room," he said.
The tall figure shook its tall hat. "It is only gas that I need for my operations."
"Gas!" repeated Barstein, astonished. "Then you propose to continue your dentistry too."
"It is for the restaurant I need the gas," elucidated Nehemiah.
"Unless there shall be a cheerful shining here the young men will not come. But the penny gas is all I need."
"Well, if it costs only a penny----" began Barstein.
"A penny in the slot," corrected Nehemiah. "But then there is the meter and the cost of the burners." He calculated that four pounds would convert the room into a salon of light that would attract all the homeless moths of the neighbourhood.
So this was the four-pound solution, Barstein reflected with his first sense of solid foothold. After all Nehemiah had sustained his surprise visit fairly well--he was obviously no Croesus--and if four pounds would not only save this swarming family but radiate cheer to the whole neighbourhood--
He sprung open the sovereign-purse that hung on his watch-chain. It contained only three pounds ten. He rummaged his pockets for silver, finding only eight shillings.
"I"m afraid I haven"t quite got it!" he murmured.
"As if I couldn"t trust you!" cried Nehemiah reproachfully, and as he lifted his long coat-tails to trouser-pocket the money, Barstein saw that he had no waistcoat.
II
About six months later, when Barstein had utterly forgotten the episode, he received another letter whose phraseology instantly recalled everything.
"_To the most Honourable Competent Authentical Ill.u.s.trious Authority and Universal Celebrious Dignity of the very Famous Sculptor._
"3A, THE MINORIES, E.
"DEAR SIR,
"I have the honour and pleasure now to render the real and sincere grat.i.tude of my very much obliged thanks for Your grand gracious clement sympathical propitious merciful liberal compa.s.sionable cordial n.o.bility of your real humane generous benevolent genuine very kind magnanimous philanthropy, which afforded to me a great redemption of my very lamentable desperate necessitous need, wherein I am at present very poor indeed in my total ruination by the cruel cynical Russia, therein is every day a daily tyrannous ma.s.sacre and a.s.sa.s.sinate, here is nothing to do any more for me previously, I shall rather go to Bursia than to Russia. I received from Your dear kind amiable amicable goodness recently 4 the same was for me a momental recreateing aid in my actual very indigent paltry miserable calamitous situation wherein I gain now nothing and I only perish here. Even I cannot earn here my daily bread by my perfect scientifick Knowledge of diverse languages, I know the philological neology and archaiology, the best way is for me to go to another country to wit, to Bursia or Turkey. Thus, I solicit and supplicate Your charitable generosity by my very humble and instant request to make me go away from here as soon as possible according to Your humane kind merciful clemency.
"Your obedient Servant respectfully, "NEHEMIAH SILVERMANN, "_Dentist and Professor of Languages_."
So an Academy of Languages had evolved from the gas, not a restaurant.
Anyhow the dictionary was in distress again. Emigration appeared now the only salvation.
But where in the world was Bursia? Possibly Persia was meant. But why Persia? Wherein lay the attraction of that exotic land, and whatever would Mrs. Silvermann and her overflowing progeny do in Persia?
Nehemiah"s original suggestion of Jerusalem had been much more intelligible. Perhaps it persisted still under the head of Turkey.
Not least characteristic Barstein found Nehemiah"s tenacious gloating over his ancient ruin at the hands of Russia.
For some days the sculptor went about weighed down by Nehemiah"s misfortunes, and the necessity of finding time to journey to the Minories. But he had an absorbing piece of work, and before he could tear himself away from it a still more urgent shower of words fell upon him.
"3A, THE MINORIES, E.
"I have the honour now," the new letter ran, "to inquire about my decided and expecting departure. I must sue by my quite humble and very instant entreaty Your n.o.ble genteel cordial humanity in my very hard troublous and bitter and sour vexations and tribulations to effect for my poor position at least a private anonymous prompt collection as soon as possible according to Your clement magnanimous charitable mercy of 15 if not 25 among Your very estimable and respectfully good friends, in good order to go in another country even Bursia to get my livelihood by my dental practice or by my other scientifick and philological knowledge. The great compet.i.tion is here in anything very vigorous. I have here no dental employment, no dental practice, no relations, no relief, no gain, no earning, no introduction, no protection, no recommendation, no money, no good friends, no good connecting acquaintance, in Russia I am ruined and I perish here, I am already desperate and despond entirely. I do not know what to do and what shall I do, do now in my actual urgent, extreme immense need. I am told by good many people, that the board of guardians is very seldom to rescue by aid the people, but very often is to find only faults, and vices and to make them guilty. I have nothing to do there, and in the russian jewish fund I found once Sir Asher Aaronsberg and he is not to me sympathical. I supply and solicit considerably Your kind humane clement mercy to answer me as soon as possible quick according to Your very gracious mercy.
"Your obedient Servant respectfully, "NEHEMIAH SILVERMANN, "_Dentist and Professor of Languages._"
As soon as the light failed in his studio, Barstein summoned a hansom and sped to the Minories.
III
Nehemiah"s voice bade him walk in, and turning the door-handle he saw the top-hatted figure sprawled in solitary gloom along a caneless chair, reading a newspaper by the twinkle of a rushlight. Nehemiah sprang up with a bark of joy, making his gigantic shadow bow to the visitor. From chimney-pot to coat-tail he stretched unchanged, and the same celestial rapture illumined his gaunt visage.
But Barstein drew back his own coat-tail from the attempted kiss.
"Where is the gas?" he asked drily.
"Alas, the company removed the meter."
"But the gas-brackets?"
"What else had we to eat?" said Nehemiah simply.
Barstein in sudden suspicion raised his eyes to the ceiling. But a fragment of gaspipe certainly came through it. He could not, however, recall whether the pipe had been there before or not.
"So the young men would not come?" he said.
"Oh yes, they came, and they read, and they ate. Only they did not pay."
"You should have made it a rule--cash down."
Again a fine shade of rebuke and astonishment crossed his lean and melancholy visage.
"And could I oppress a brother-in-Israel? Where had those young men to turn but to me?"
Again Barstein felt his angelic reputation imperilled. He hastened to change the conversation.
"And why do you want to go to Bursia?" he said.