Chapter 1530: The Surprising Empress Dowager (2)
“The princess just said…”
“The princess just said that if Her Majesty can make a breakthrough, she’ll kneel in front of Feng Wu and address her as her great-grandmother…”
“Well… that…”
Jun Wuxia was dumbfounded.
She stood there in a trance-like state as if she had just been struck by lightning. Her brain seemed to have stopped working.
Meanwhile, Emperor Wu turned around and stared at Jun Wuxia. If he could, he would smack her head off now!
Seeing Emperor Wu’s trembling right hand, Empress Dugu knew what he wanted to do.
She immediately dropped to her knees. “Your Majesty, Your Majesty… Her Majesty could really have just had a bowel movement. After all, she’s still dreaming —”
Mrs Zuo also knelt to plead for Jun Wuxia. “Your Majesty, the princess is still a child. Please don’t mind what she said.”
Mrs Dugu shoved Feng Wu and warned her in a low voice, “Say something for the princess right now! Do you think you can walk away unscathed if something happens to her?”
Unfortunately, Feng Wu didn’t believe in threats. She might have given Jun Wuxia a hand if these people had spoken nicely, but they tried to threaten her instead.
Wrong choice.
Feng Wu acted as if she didn’t hear her at all.
Mrs Dugu stared at Feng Wu with eyes filled with hatred and wanted to kill the girl right there and then!
Since she couldn’t persuade Feng Wu, she had to beg Emperor Wu instead.
“Your Majesty, from what I know, Her Majesty indeed only had a bowel movement. Please don’t blame the princess for something she didn’t do.”
A bowel movement?
Those around them stared at the people of the Dugu family in amazement.
If they had to lie, at least put more effort into it. They were lying through their teeth! That wasn’t a bowel movement at all!
“A bowel movement? Do you take me for a fool?!” Emperor Wu pushed Empress Dugu away.
“Yes! It was! Her Majesty just had a bowel movement!” With everything that had happened, Jun Wuxia still insisted that the empress dowager hadn’t made a breakthrough!
“Unless Her Majesty does it again, I’ll never be convinced, even if Your Majesty kills me for it!”
Jun Wuxia spoke stubbornly as she knelt. She raised her chin, looking as proud as a swan.
Lady Northern Feng had arrived when no one was looking, and she shook her head in resignation.
Having such a princess was such a humiliation for the royal family.
Emperor Wu probably felt the same way, because he kept pointing at Jun Wuxia with a trembling finger.
“After everything that has happened, you’re still brazen enough to argue with me? Do you have any shame at all? Jun Wuxia, I was so wrong about you! This is your true self!”
“I won’t believe it! I won’t! Unless Her Majesty —”
Before she could finish, the empress dowager farted, long and loud.
Elated, Jun Wuxia looked up, her twinkling black eyes reminding one of stars in the sky.
“Father, listen! Did you hear that? That’s a bowel movement, isn’t it? Her Majesty is —”
However, she was still talking excitedly when she heard a slight rumbling sound. The spiritual essence gathered to once again wrap around the empress dowager.
“What?!”
“OMG!”
“Is that what I think it is?!”
“Her Majesty… Her Majesty is —”
“Feng Wu really is incredible!”
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Immediately, everyone stared at Feng Wu in disbelief, as if they had just seen G.o.d.