Chapter 1816: Face-slapping, Act Seven (1)
Feng Wu snorted.
The white fairy said, “The old woman is quite a capable cultivator. I fought her once back in the day.”
Feng Wu looked up at the white fairy.
The white fairy said, “Why won’t you believe me?”
Feng Wu said, “I just don’t. She’s the Master of Firmament Palace, the largest sect in the empire. How can you beat her?”
“Gosh, just because I’m nice to you doesn’t mean that I’m not powerful. How can you be so wrong?” The former princess said proudly, “Guess what? I fought my way into Firmament Palace once.
“Do you know how annoying that old woman is? She wanted to take Chu Tianxiao away from me! Tianxiao is mine! How dare she?! That was just preposterous!
“And do you know what the funniest thing is? That old hag calls herself the sacred lady! Bah! She’s anything but sacred!”
Feng Wu chuckled.
“I was so mad. So, I charged into Firmament Palace and fought Qiu Yuehua!” said the white fairy.
“Who’s Qiu Yuehua?” asked Feng Wu.
“She’s the head of Firmament Palace! I grabbed her hair and kicked her in the face! That was so satisfying!” the white fairy said happily as she rested her hands on her waist.
Feng Wu said, “Brag all you want, but I’m not going to believe a word.”
The white fairy didn’t like the sound of that. “Hey, why won’t you believe me?! It’s the truth!”
Feng Wu said, “So, are you saying that the old Master of Firmament Palace is on the same level as you?”
The white fairy stressed, “I’m a little more capable than her.”
The white fairy waved her hands as she spoke. She then glanced at Feng Wu and said, “To be frank, if you had become Qiu Yuehua’s disciple, you would be a Spiritual Lord now. Why did you turn her down?”
Feng Wu said seriously, “I already have one master, and he’s the only master I’ll ever have.”
The white fairy asked curiously, “Who’s your master? What has he done to be worthy of such respect?”
Feng Wu said proudly, “He’s my beautiful master!”
Seeing how pleased Feng Wu was, the white fairy didn’t know what to say. “How beautiful can he be? Is he as good-looking as my Chu Tianxiao?”
Feng Wu said proudly, “Of course!”
Unconvinced, the white fairy smirked. “Is he as capable as Chu Tianxiao, then?”
Feng Wu found the question very silly. Of course the answer was yes. Her beautiful master used to be the most capable cultivator on this continent! He used to rule this continent, okay?
The white fairy was even less convinced by Feng Wu’s nod. “Is he as talented as Chu Tianxiao? Can he write poems? How about seal cutting? Drawing? Chanting? And…”
Feng Wu nodded at every single question.
Yes, of course he could!
Chu Tianxiao was good, but the beautiful master was the one who had taught him everything.
Therefore, Feng Wu nodded proudly.
But the white fairy wouldn’t believe a word. “I’d die first before I believe you!”
Feng Wu said, “But you’re already dead.”
The white fairy raised a hand to hit Feng Wu, but Feng Wu dodged in time. She said as she ran, “It’s true! You’ll see one day! My beautiful master is the most capable man in the world! No one is his match!”
The white fairy smirked.