Chapter 2096: In the Same Room
Ranmil’s Enchanting Body would also charm the socks off Emperor Wu.
Pillow talk could be very frightening, because Emperor Wu would listen to Ranmil.
Therefore, Feng Wu was trying to mess things up.
It would be ideal if Emperor Wu couldn’t marry Ranmil.
But what really happened was —
Emperor Wu stared at Feng Wu. “So what?”
Feng Wu was surprised.
“At the end of the day, she’s still my consort. Jun Linyuan, do you regret it now?” Having tried the Enchanting Body, Emperor Wu had to have Ranmil now.
“Your Majesty, enjoy that frivolous woman. Don’t let her harm other people again,” said Feng Wu with a smile.
At that moment, they heard a noise outside.
It was Ranmil, who had arrived with the chieftain, but she heard those words before she entered the tent.
She burst into tears and dashed off.
Emperor Wu had wanted to get the contract back to please his new consort, but things didn’t turn out as he expected.
“Jun Linyuan! Are you going to give me the contract or not?!” Emperor Wu was furious.
Feng Wu crossed her hands behind her back and said, “I can’t find it.”
Emperor Wu said, “What?”
Feng Wu said, “I don’t know where I put it. Your Majesty, did you really think I would put it away carefully, like it’s some treasure?”
Emperor Wu said, “You!”
Feng Wu said, “That’s why they say one will lose a father when there’s a stepmother. My father is angry at me for misplacing a piece of paper…”
Emperor Wu pointed at the door. “Get out! Get out of my sight!”
So be it.
Feng Wu dragged Jun Linyuan away with her.
Infuriated, Emperor Wu smashed the inkstone on his table.
Back in Jun Linyuan’s tent.
Feng Wu patted her chest and let out a breath of relief. “Gosh, I was so scared. If your father swung at me, I wouldn’t be able to withstand the strike!”
Jun Linyuan looked at her and said, “Yes, you would.”
Feng Wu looked perplexed.
Jun Linyuan said, “He’s not my match.”
After the initial astonishment, Feng Wu smiled and said, “Are you saying that Emperor Wu wouldn’t dare touch you?”
Jun Linyuan said, “Yes.”
Feng Wu said, “Does that mean that I can do it again?”
Jun Linyuan looked at her, seemingly perplexed. “Does that make you happy?”
Feng Wu said, “Why do you even ask? Of course it makes me happy! Emperor Wu is the most powerful man in the empire. Making him upset gives me such a sense of fulfillment! You don’t see it?”
The crown prince shook his head. “No.”
Feng Wu said, “Well, you’ve been clas.h.i.+ng with him since you were little, so of course you don’t feel the way I do. To common folk like me, such an achievement is worth bragging about for the rest of my life!”
Jun Linyuan was rendered speechless by the chattering Feng Wu.
“Your Royal Highness, the carriage is ready,” Feng said outside the tent.
Jun Linyuan nodded and headed for the door.
Feng Wu said, “Wait. Which carriage are you going to sit in?”
Jun Linyuan looked at the crown prince’s carriage without saying a word.
The interior of that carriage was very comfortable, and everything was customized for him. He wouldn’t like any other carriage.
Feng Wu said, “But you’re me now…”