"I believe he did forget that wagon," said the heaven-born inventor; "he"s perfectly capable of it." But when he reached the barn he saw the trouble. The ground had frozen hard overnight, and the wagon wheels sunken in it were held as in a vise. Eph had started the horse suddenly, and the obedient animal had walked right out of the shafts, harness and all.
A half hour later Eph was back with Dobbin, unharmed but a trifle weary. It took an hour more and all Aunt Tildy"s hot water to thaw out the wheels, and when it was done Eph was so confused that he drove to the village and back and forgot every one of his commissions. And in the midst of all this the clock stopped. That settled the matter for Aunt Tildy. She neglected the pudding, she forgot the pies, and she let the turkey bake and bake in the overheated oven while she fretted about that clock; and when it was finally set going, after long and careful investigation by Eph, and frantic but successful attempts on the part of Aunt Tildy to keep the heaven-born inventor from ruining it forever, it was the dinner hour.
Poor Aunt Tildy! That dinner was the crowning sorrow of her life. The vegetables were cooked to rags, the pies were charcoal sh.e.l.ls, and the pudding had not been made. As for Miltiades, he was ten times tougher than in life, and Eph"s carving knife slipped from his form without making a dent. Aunt Tildy wept at this, and Fisherman Jones and the inventor looked blank enough, but there was no sorrow in the countenance of Eph. He cheered Aunt Tildy, and he cracked jokes that made even Fisherman Jones laugh.
"Why, bless you!" he said, "ever since I was a boy I"ve been looking for a chance to make a Thanksgiving dinner out of bread and milk. And now I"ve got it. Why, I wouldn"t have missed this for anything!" And there came a knock at the door.
Even Eph looked a trifle blank at this. If it should be company! "Come in!" he called.
The door was pushed aside and a big, steaming platter entered. It was upheld by a small boy, who stammered diffidently, "My moth-moth-mother thaid she wanted you to try thum of her nith turkey."
"Well, well!" said Eph; "Aunt Tildy has cooked a turkey for us to-day, and she"s a main good cook"--Eph did not appear to see the signs the heaven-born inventor was making to him--"but I"ve heard that your mother does things pretty well, too. We"re greatly obliged." And Eph put the steaming platter on the table.
"She thays you c-c-can thend the platter home to-morrow," stammered the boy, and stammering himself out, he ran into another. The other held high a big dish of plum pudding, from which a spicy aroma filled the room. Again the heaven-born inventor made signs to Eph.
"Our folks told me to ask if you wouldn"t try this plum pudding," said the newcomer. "They made an extra one, and the cousins we expected didn"t come, so we can spare it just as well as not."
It seemed as if Eph hesitated a moment, and the inventor"s face became a panorama. Then he took the boy by the hand, and there was an odd shake in his voice as he said:
"I"m greatly obliged to you. We all are. Something happened to our plum pudding, and we didn"t have any. Tell your ma we send our thanks."
There was a sound of voices greeting in the hallway, and two young girls entered, each laden with a basket.
"Oh, Mr. Todd," they both said at once, "we couldn"t wait to knock. We want you to try some of our Thanksgiving. It was mother"s birthday, and we cooked extra for that, and we"ve got so much. We can"t get all ours onto the table. She"ll feel real hurt if you don"t."
Somehow Eph couldn"t say a word, but there was nothing the matter with the heaven-born inventor. His speech of delighted acceptance was such a good one that before he was half done the girls had loaded the table with good things, and, with smiles and nods and "good-byes," slipped out as rapidly and as gayly as they had come in. It was like a gust of wind from a summer garden.
The table, but now so bare, fairly sagged and steamed with offerings of Thanksgiving. Somehow the steam got into Eph"s eyes and made them wet, till all he could do was to say whimsically:
"There goes my last chance at a bread-and-milk Thanksgiving."
But now Aunt Tildy had the floor, with her faded face all alight.
"Eph Todd," she said, "you needn"t look so fl.u.s.trated. It"s nothing more than you deserve and not half so much either. Ain"t you the kindest man yourself that ever lived? Ain"t you always doing something for everybody, and helping every one of these neighbours in all sorts of ways? I"d like to know what the whole place would do without you!
And now, just because they remember you on Thanksgiving Day, you look like--"
The steam had got into Aunt Tildy"s eyes now, and she sat down again just as there came another knock at the door, a timid sort of knock this time.
The heaven-born inventor"s face widened in beatified smiles of expectation at this, but Eph looked him sternly in the eye.
"Jeddediah Jodkins!" he said; "if that is any more people bringing things to eat to this house, they"ll have to go away. We can"t have it. We"ve got enough here now to feed a--a boarding school."
The heaven-born inventor sprang eagerly to his feet. "Don"t you do it, Eph," he said, "don"t you do it. I"ve just thought of a way to can it."
A thinly clad man and woman stood at the door which Eph opened. Both looked pale and tired, and the woman shivered.
"Can you tell me where I can get work," asked the man, doggedly, "so that I can earn a little something to eat? We are not beggars"--he flushed a little through his pallor--"but I have had no work lately, and we have eaten nothing since yesterday. We are looking--"
The man stopped, and well he might, for Eph was dancing wildly about the two, and hustling them into the house.
"Come in!" he shouted. "Come in! Come in! You"re the folks we are waiting for! Eat? Why, goodness gra-cious! We"ve got so much to eat we don"t know what to do with it."
He had them in chairs in a moment and was piling steaming roast turkey on their plates. "There!" he said, "don"t you say another word till you have filled up on that. Folks"--and he returned to the others--"here"s two friends that have come to stay a week with us and help eat turkey. Fall to! This is going to be the pleasantest Thanksgiving we"ve had yet."
And thus two new inmates were added to Todd"s asylum.
HOW WE KEPT THANKSGIVING AT OLDTOWN[7]
BY HARRIET BEECHER STOWE.
The old-time New England Thanksgiving has been described many times, but never better then by the author of "Uncle Tom"s Cabin" in her less successful but more artistic novel, "Oldtown Folks," from which book the following narrative has been adapted.
When the apples were all gathered and the cider was all made, and the yellow pumpkins were rolled in from many a hill in billows of gold, and the corn was husked, and the labours of the season were done, and the warm, late days of Indian summer came in, dreamy and calm and still, with just frost enough to crisp the ground of a morning, but with warm trances of benignant, sunny hours at noon, there came over the community a sort of genial repose of spirit--a sense of something accomplished, and of a new golden mark made in advance on the calendar of life--and the deacon began to say to the minister, of a Sunday, "I suppose it"s about time for the Thanksgiving proclamation."
[Footnote 7: Adapted from "Oldtown Folks," Houghton, Mifflin Co.]
Conversation at this time began to turn on high and solemn culinary mysteries and receipts of wondrous power and virtue. New modes of elaborating squash pies and quince tarts were now ofttimes carefully discussed at the evening firesides by Aunt Lois and Aunt Keziah, and notes seriously compared with the experiences of certain other aunties of high repute in such matters. I noticed that on these occasions their voices often fell into mysterious whispers, and that receipts of especial power and sanct.i.ty were communicated in tones so low as entirely to escape the vulgar ear. I still remember the solemn shake of the head with which my Aunt Lois conveyed to Miss Mehitable Rossiter the critical properties of _mace_, in relation to its powers of producing in corn fritters a suggestive resemblance to oysters. As ours was an oyster-getting district, and as that charming bivalve was perfectly easy to come at, the interest of such an imitation can be accounted for only by the fondness of the human mind for works of art.
For as much as a week beforehand, "we children" were employed in chopping mince for pies to a most wearisome fineness, and in pounding cinnamon, all-spice, and cloves in a great lignum-vitae mortar; and the sound of this pounding and chopping reechoed through all the rafters of the old house with a hearty and vigorous cheer most refreshing to our spirits.
In those days there were none of the thousand ameliorations of the labours of housekeeping which have since arisen--no ground and prepared spices and sweet herbs; everything came into our hands in the rough, and in bulk, and the reducing of it into a state for use was deemed one of the appropriate labours of childhood. Even the very salt that we used in cooking was rock salt, which we were required to wash and dry and pound and sift before it became fit for use.
At other times of the year we sometimes murmured at these labours, but those that were supposed to usher in the great Thanksgiving festival were always entered into with enthusiasm. There were signs of richness all around us--stoning of raisins, cutting of citron, slicing of candied orange peel. Yet all these were only dawnings and intimations of what was coming during the week of real preparation, after the Governor"s proclamation had been read.
The glories of that proclamation! We knew beforehand the Sunday it was to be read, and walked to church with alacrity, filled with gorgeous and vague expectations.
The cheering antic.i.p.ation sustained us through what seemed to us the long waste of the sermon and prayers; and when at last the auspicious moment approached--when the last quaver of the last hymn had died out--the whole house rippled with a general movement of complacency, and a satisfied smile of pleased expectation might be seen gleaming on the faces of all the young people, like a ray of sunshine through a garden of flowers.
Thanksgiving now was dawning! We children poked one another, and fairly giggled with unreproved delight as we listened to the crackle of the slowly unfolding doc.u.ment. That great sheet of paper impressed us as something supernatural, by reason of its mighty size and by the broad seal of the State affixed thereto; and when the minister read therefrom, "By his Excellency, the Governor of the Commonwealth of Ma.s.sachusetts, a Proclamation," our mirth was with difficulty repressed by admonitory glances from our sympathetic elders. Then, after a solemn enumeration of the benefits which the Commonwealth had that year received at the hands of Divine Providence, came at last the naming of the eventful day, and, at the end of all, the imposing heraldic words, "G.o.d save the Commonwealth of Ma.s.sachusetts." And then, as the congregation broke up and dispersed, all went their several ways with schemes of mirth and feasting in their heads.
And now came on the week in earnest. In the very watches of the night preceding Monday morning a preternatural stir below stairs and the thunder of the pounding barrel announced that the washing was to be got out of the way before daylight, so as to give "ample scope and room enough" for the more pleasing duties of the season.
The making of _pies_ at this period a.s.sumed vast proportions that verged upon the sublime. Pies were made by forties and fifties and hundreds, and made of everything on the earth and under the earth.
The pie is an English inst.i.tution, which, planted on American soil, forthwith ran rampant and burst forth into an untold variety of genera and species. Not merely the old traditional mince pie, but a thousand strictly American seedlings from that main stock, evinced the power of American housewives to adapt old inst.i.tutions to new uses. Pumpkin pies, cranberry pies, huckleberry pies, cherry pies, green-currant pies, peach, pear, and plum pies, custard pies, apple pies, Marlborough-pudding pies--pies with top crusts and pies without--pies adorned with all sorts of fanciful flutings and architectural strips laid across and around, and otherwise varied, attested the boundless fertility of the feminine mind when once let loose in a given direction.
Fancy the heat and vigour of the great pan formation, when Aunt Lois and Aunt Keziah, and my mother and grandmother, all in ecstasies of creative inspiration, ran, bustled, and hurried--mixing, rolling, tasting, consulting--alternately setting us children to work when anything could be made of us, and then chasing us all out of the kitchen when our misinformed childhood ventured to take too many liberties with sacred mysteries. Then out we would all fly at the kitchen door, like sparks from a blacksmith"s window.
On these occasions, as there was a great looseness in the police department over us children, we usually found a ready refuge at Miss Mehitable"s with Tina,[8] who, confident of the strength of her position with Polly, invited us into the kitchen, and with the air of a mistress led us around to view the proceedings there.
[Footnote 8: Tina was Miss Mehitable"s adopted child; Polly her faithful old maid-servant.]
A genius for entertaining was one of Tina"s princ.i.p.al characteristics; and she did not fail to make free with raisins, or citrons, or whatever came to hand, in a spirit of hospitality at which Polly seriously demurred. That worthy woman occasionally felt the inconvenience of the state of subjugation to which the little elf had somehow or other reduced her, and sometimes rattled her chains fiercely, scolding with a vigour which rather alarmed us, but which Tina minded not a whit. Confident of her own powers, she would, in the very midst of her wrath, mimic her to her face with such irresistible drollery as to cause the torrent of reproof to end in a dissonant laugh, accompanied by a submissive cry for quarter.