Uneasy but unable to find anything out of the ordinary, Gord gave the glen one more careful sweep with his eyes and ears at peak. "It was either some forest creature pa.s.sing or my imagination, I guess," the young thief said slowly. "Let"s make a dash for 253.
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the trees now, for I am growing nervous. I think-our luck is running out"
"That never happens to Hop!" the mountebank said with a sure and certain tone. "It is high time for us to leave, though. Last one into the forest Is a rot-"
"A wha-" Cord managed to get out before he, too, slumped to the ground. Tiny shafts protruded from their bodies, each one quill-sized, and so numerous that the pair of unmoving bodies looked somewhat like pincushions.
Gord awoke feeling lethargic, chilled, and weak. His mouth tasted as If an offal-bird would have found it a pleasant nesting place. He managed to blink and open his eyes, even though the undersides of the lids felt grainy. And there was Hop. looking like h.e.l.l"s bottom tier, smirking at him.
Top o" the morning to yaT "Sod off!"
"Did ye rest well, me lad?" Hop continued his banter, albeit in a rather hoa.r.s.e and croaking voice.
The young thief managed to prop himself up on one elbow and peer around. Greenish light from monstrous glowworms in a suspended cage of thick wire hung overhead, and this radiance allowed him to survey the scene. He was nudel No wonder he felt chilled, for he was reclining on hard-packed clay. In fact, the whole domed chamber he and the mountebank were in was made of clay. Here and there a boulder protruded.
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sort This wood revealed a knotty, roughly circular plug or trap door. That was certainly how they"d come to be in this pit "Like the accommodations?"
"Cut the c.r.a.p, will you. Hop? How long have we been out?"
The mountebank shrugged his naked shoulders. "You"ve as good a guess at that as I, Gord. I came around to blissful awareness just a few minutes be-ore you did."
"I see. Where are we?"101 "In a clay cave, I"d say."
"How"d we get here? Who stripped us?"
"Person or persons unknown."
Gord sighed and stood up. He began a routine of stretching and flexing. Soon the young thief was lost In the exercise, leaping, bending, straining one set of muscles against the other so that tension would build both.
"All that Jumping and bending Is making me tired." the mountebank drawled as Gord paused a moment in a weird, contorted position.
"You should work out a bit yourself," Gord chid-ed. "It"s healthy, makes one vigorous, and aids In all sorts of physical endeavors."
"IVe done all I need," said Hop haughtily, "for I follow Western principles of meditation and exercise - the mind does more than the muscles, as Rhumsung Lampba P.
says."
"Perhaps that worthy one will come to rescue us now." Gord said sarcastically.
"The most renowned of guru mystics? That notion is offensive, even when uttered In Jest or j.a.pe," Hop said with a sniff. "Rhumsung- "
"Can be blasted!" the young thief interrupted rudely. "Stand In the center of this chamber. Hop. and stop blabbering about the redoubtable guru! If 255.
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you can make a stirrup with your hands and boost me. I think I can get up high enough to grab the chain holding that cageful of gigantic glowworms." Cord pointed up. "Where do you suppose those monsters come from, anyway? Do such things inhabit this region?"
Hop stood where he"d been told to and cupped his hands with fingers Interlaced. They grow pretty big here in Gnarlvergia. Gord, but these are ten times bigger than any glowworms IVe ever seen, before," he said in reply as he spread his legs and worked his shoulders to warm the muscles.
"Here goes, then! Heave me upward with all your might when my foot lands in your hands!"
The young man hurtled forward, springing from his left foot so the right came Into the stirrup Hop made with his hands. Grunting with the effort, the mountebank heaved up, and Gord"s momentum was translated to an upward arc. He didn"t quite make the heavy chain, but his grasping fingers managed to clutch the upper portion of the wire cage. The metal strands sagged but held. He clawed upward and found the chain, hauled himself up some more, and quickly came to the uppermost part where the chain was fastened to the timber roof with a huge staple.
"Now what?" asked the mountebank, watching with concern as his companion dangled froiii one arm while thrusting against the trap door with the other.
"We . . , ugh! . . . shove . . . oof! . . . this out!"
"Never mind! I get the picture. But how about using your feet to kick it out?"
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that," he called lamely down to his companion. Then, after grabbing onto the huge staple with both hands, he swung back and forth a couple of times to gain momentum.
The impact of his bare soles upon the wood made a loud, snapping sound, and the force nearly made Gord lose his grip, but he managed to recover and hold on.
"Great going!" Hop called up enthusiastically. The circular trap door had moved upward about a cubit. "Is that enough for you to crawl through?"
"Easily, Hop. I"ll find a rope or something and have you up and out In Jig time!" So saying, the young thief swung himself again, this time by one arm, launched his body into the opening, and pulled himself through and out.
A minute later, the end of a thick rope dropped into the chamber where Hop waited, falling until it swung about a foot above the earthen floor of the prison. The rope even had knots s.p.a.ced at short intervals to facilitate climbing. Gord didn"t call any instructions and it was dark above, but the plug was now sitting a full yard above the hole it had stopped, so Hop had no difficulty clambering Into the chamber above. As he cleared the opening, a reedy voice sounded from behind him.
"Thank you for saving us the trouble of fetching you."
"Huh?" Hop whirled and peered in vain Into the darkness.102 "Come this way. Your fellow criminal has already been taken to the Arch of Judgement."
Soft light sprang forth from the Up of a slender wand. Hop saw a trio of creatures that looked very much like sprites, but these slender, sharp-featured beings were far more beautiful than sprites - and they were larger than he was! One held an unsheathed sword of needlelike shape casually, and 257.
the other two had small bows with arrows nocked and pointed at him.
"This is, of course, an honor I cannot refuse," the mountebank said with a courteous bow. "But could I borrow a bit of clothing first?"
"Get going!" the swordbearer said.
Hop did Just that.
"There Is no great evil within them." intoned the aged male clad in priestly garments.
"None?" inquired the beautiful, spritelike being seated on a throne of carved and polished wood.
Tinges of peccadillo, a touch here and there of larcenous desire, and a wisp of dishonesty, yes. But true evil? None of that, your glorious majesty."
Truespeech is to be laid upon them, then." the queen said In a commanding manner.
Two pairs of armed males advanced on Gord and Hop. Both of the prisoners stood naked and feeling exposed in more ways than one. Worse still, there were many other lovely females present in addition to the queen, and they all seemed to be staring.
"Eat this now!" one of each pair of guards ordered the two prisoners. Each man was offered a wedge of steel-blue fungus about the size of a small piece of pie. Gord and Hop opened their mouths, for their hands were tied behind their backs, so they could do nothing else. The guards crammed the fungus wedges In. "Chew and swallow."
"Ulp!" Gord managed to get it all down, bitter as it tasted. He and the mountebank stood in a large, weirdly arched hall. At least two score of the man-sized sprites were here, not counting the queen, her half-score of attendants, and a dozen armed soldiers.
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The place wasn"t exactly large enough to accommodate the entire throng, even though it was evidently the throne room, audience chamber and hall of justice all in one.
There were shafts and galleries and balconies, with more of the spritelike people crowding every available place. These areas, like the walls, floors and almost everything else in the place, were hewn from living wood!
Where they could be, what tree could be so vast. Gord could not imagine. He had heard of roanwoods that grew nearly ninety feet thick, but this was not roanwood, and their surroundings measured more than ninety feet from end to end. Gord knew this, for after being brought up from the storage cellars above the cell he and Hop had been in. he had been led up curving stairs and through a series of oddly shaped and interconnecting rooms, chambers and corridors. All were on one level - and it was the same level that held this weirdly arched chamber.
"Answer her glorious majesty!"
"A ... a thousand pardons, glorious majesty," Gord stammered. "I was bemused. . . ."
"Her glory asked if you had meant to deprive the Poochauns of their treasure." the officer told him In a hard voice.
"Poochauns? Treasure? I was simply gathering wild mushrooms. Of these Poochauns and their treasure I cannot say. for I do not know them or it."
"You!" another official said to Hop. "Did you know to whom the "mushrooms"
belonged?"
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At this last remark the queen"s lovely features darkened. She spoke directly to the103 two men. "You humans are presumptuous indeed! Know you not that we have plucked the Coins of Ehlonna - dwe-omerdots, as you call them - from this very glen since Avalondria became the home of Royal Pooch-aunla? Not for a century have those of Unsealy Court dared to trespa.s.s here!"
Both men shook their heads. "I crave forgiveness, majesty," Cord said, "but I know nothing of Poochauns, Poochaunia. nor . . . Avalondria?"
"Her glory speaks of her subjects, her majestic person, and the very tree we are standing in now, dolt!" the officer said angrily.
"Cease badgering the accused!" said the priestly male. "I shall ask the humans one or two questions - with your glory"s kind permission, of course," he said with a stiff bow toward the enthroned queen.
"As you wish, Panloron. Permission is granted."
"To what end did you gather the fungi we call Ehlonna"s Coins and you name dweomerdots?"
Hop spoke before Gord could. "To sell, to gain enough money so that my friend, Gord there, could enjoy his few remaining days hereabouts without worrying about costs.
The best I would keep for myself, of course, to use in the medicines and potions I make and sell as Hop the Savant - I am not actually a savant, but the claim is efficacious In peddling the products."
"I see," the cleric said. "Do you swindle folk of your race thereby?"
"Perhaps, but I think not. They are pleased with the price, and the material used is of pure and wholesome sort. Some ingredients might actually be beneficial."
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"Hmmm. . . , Humans are like this, I know." Turning to look squarely at Gord, the elderly being asked, "What plans had you?"
"To select and secret the choicest ere Hop could know," the young thief found himself saying. He had been angry at hearing the mountebank relate his plan for utilizing the mushrooms in his wares. Now he was blurting out how he thought to cheat Hop out of those of the magical fungi that Gord thought would benefit him, and he could not stop himself from stating the pure truth. The bulk I a.s.sumed would be sold and the profit therefrom divided. I didn"t know that Hop planned to unjustly withhold most for his own use!"
"As you were planning to filch the cream of the crop for yourself. Gord!" the mountebank retorted angrily.
"Cease," the old cleric ordered them without pa.s.sion. "You were each plotting against the other, as your sort do frequently. You have said truthfully that you know nothing of Poochauns. Have you knowledge of the n.o.blest Little Folk? The Sealy Court? Have you heard of The Princely People?"
Both men shook their heads simultaneously.
"It seems clear to me, my queen," said the silver-locked cleric, "that these two humans sought to compete only with such wild folk as they imagined to Inhabit the region. That they should know of Avalondria and the Poochauns would be unthinkable.
We would never permit such knowledge.. We have recovered what they took, and they have done no harm. I ask that they be enspelled and taken into the forest. Their memory of Ehlonna"s Coins will be wiped out so they will not return, and there will be no tales they can tell."
The queen looked uncertain, and the chief officer spoke up when he noticed this.
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ty. Panloron grows senile In his dotage! A hint of unscrupulousness Is warrant for these two to be exterminated. That, and that alone, will a.s.sure your majesty and all Poochauns their safety."
"Yes. yes!" the other officers urged, and several of the others around and in the tiers of galleries above cried out their agreement as well. This was followed by other calls in support of the cleric. The queen still seemed uncommitted.
"How dare you tell your twisted version of our laws to her majesty?" The old cleric managed to sound thunderous as he spoke in a piping voice. "These humans are far from blameless, but this Is not sufficient warrant for any Poochaun to condemn them!"
"Any?" asked the queen in ominous tone.
"Not even your glorious majesty!" the elder said stiffly.104 "Then I proclaim they be tried by arms," she said regally. "Prince Buckbee. you shall serve as Royal Champion, and so shall Sir Dragonfly."
The two named guard officers bowed at this, vowing to champion their queen and prove they were on the side of right, law, and justice. The old cleric frowned and scowled at the dandies who were cheering on the two n.o.ble lords, but otherwise did nothing else. Gord and his friend were bound to fight their duels.
"We need proper clothing and our arms," the young adventurer suggested to the sneering Prince Buckbee.
"You will be properly attired soon enough, man-ling, and given good Poochaunian weapons to try defending yourselves with."
This was not what Gord wished at all. "I demand to use arms of my own choice, and my choice Is the sword and dagger I wore when you attacked us!"
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The queen and her entourage had departed, and the strange hall was nearly empty. All the Poochauns were probably arraying themselves in festive attire in light of the coming tournament. Panloron remained, possibly to see to the fair treatment of the two accused. Prince Buckbee and Sir Dragonfly were a.s.sailed with flts of laughter at Gord"s demand for his own weapons. Hop had asked for his own sword, too, and both men stood in angry puzzlement when the sprltelike beings made light of these reasonable demands.
"Come, follow me," the silver-haired cleric said. "I will show you the source of their amus.e.m.e.nt, and you will understand then, I think." Neither officer objected as Panloron led the two men to a pair of huge doors in the hall. Poochauns standing guard at each side came to attention as the old priest approached. At his signal the valves were swung inward to reveal what lay beyond.
Gord and Hop saw a vast expanse of broad, tangled gra.s.s that extended upward just above the heads of the Poochaun and his prisoners. There was a path leading through this thicket of head-high growth, and the cleric began to walk slowly along this track. The pair of humans followed, and were soon standing on a high bank that allowed them a view of the area below. There, half-hidden in the tall savannah, were weapons of gigantic proportions.
"A storm giant has been here?" Gord asked aloud, then cut himself off abruptly. Hop stood in shocked amazement too. The swords, daggers, and belts they saw were their own arms - grown to monstrous proportions!
"Why have you enlarged our gear?" Hop asked.