The Lord Mayor: Why don"t your husband attend?
Woman: Why, because he knows nothing at all about the business. I think he"d be a great fool to come here without knowing for what.
The Lord Mayor: How do you get your living?
Woman: Why, as well as I can. I don"t get it without running some risk for it, you may depend.
The Lord Mayor: We know you to be a consummate smuggler.
Woman: Whatever my business may be, I generally get through it like a trump. There"s no nonsense about me.
The Lord Mayor (to the Revenue officer): She is constantly backward and forward between this and France, I daresay.
Woman: Yes, my Lord, I travel a good deal for the benefit of my health, and I always come back stouter than I go. (Laughter.)
Officer: She"s perfectly well known, my Lord, as one of a number that are commissioned by parties in London. They are all very clever, and elude us in every possible way, and the steamers afford them great facilities.
The Lord Mayor: I can"t send this woman to prison, and she knows it well, but I shall punish every experienced smuggler I catch as severely as I can. They cheat the fair trader, they endanger the vessel in which they come over, and they cheat the Government.
Woman: Ay, my Lord, that"s the cleverest thing of all. Only think of cheating the Government! Well, well, I wonder where the villainy of man will end! (Laughter.)
The Lord Mayor: Take care of yourself. You think you are secure.
You may go now.
Woman: Good morning, my Lord. Although you are so kind, I hope I shall never have the pleasure of seeing your face again.
The Lord Mayor was informed that great quant.i.ties of lace were brought over by women. Some had been found st.i.tched up in the skins of wildfowl, and there was scarcely an article, dead or alive, that was not suspected of being a depository of contraband goods. It was but a short time ago, that a wretched-looking object was discovered to be the carrier of a large stock of lace. He had an old bedstead, which, in his trips to Boulogne, he used to take with him. At last, somebody on board expressed his surprise, why a ricketty piece of furniture, which looked as if it was the tenement of living animals, should be so frequent a pa.s.senger. Upon close examination, it was found that the several pieces of the bedstead had been hollowed and stuffed with lace.
The cruel old English sport of bull baiting was still continued at Stamford, in Lincolnshire, where it is said to have existed since the year 1209, in the reign of King John. The story goes that, in that year, William, Earl Warren, lord of the town, standing on the walls of his castle, saw two bulls fighting for a cow, in the castle meadow, till all the butchers dogs pursued one of the bulls (maddened by the noise and mult.i.tude) clean through the town. This sight so pleased the Earl, that he gave the castle meadow, where the bulls" duel began, for a common, to the butchers of the town, after the first gra.s.s was mown, on condition that they should find a mad bull the day six weeks before Christmas Day-for the continuation of that sport, for ever.
But the time had come for putting an end to this barbarous practice, and it was this year put down by direct interference of the Secretary of State. At Stamford, and elsewhere, it was believed that this bull baiting was legal, being established by custom; but the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, with a view of setting the question at rest by the decision of the Court of Queen"s Bench, caused an indictment to be preferred against several of the ringleaders. The indictment was tried at Lincoln, before Mr. Justice Park and a special jury, when several of them were found guilty; and, upon their being brought up for judgment in the Court of Queen"s Bench, the Court unanimously declared the practice to be illegal; the Chief Justice, in particular, said: "It was supposed there was some matter of law-at first, there was a supposed old Charter-for the future, it must be considered as an illegal practice."
In consequence of this decision, a troop of the 14th Dragoons, together with 12 Metropolitan policemen, were sent into the town of Stamford.
Placards, apprising the public of the illegality of the bull baiting, were posted in the town and neighbourhood, and the threatened and attempted repet.i.tion of this barbarous scene was prevented without any loss of life or serious injury. The _bullards_ (as they were called) mustered in strong numbers. They had provided two fierce bulls to be hunted and tormented; but the bulls were seized and pounded by the police; and, although the ruffian mob remained in considerable numbers, no serious breach of the peace took place. But they were determined not to be altogether baulked of their _sport_; for a bull calf, enclosed in a cart, and followed by its lowing mother, entered the town, and was immediately seized on as a subst.i.tute for a bull. It was taken out, and hunted through the town for some time, until rescued by the police.
Every lunatic seems to have wanted to say something to the young Queen, and visitors to Buckingham Palace were very frequent, although the object of their wishes was never attained. To show the nuisance involved by these fools let me give one paragraph out of the _Times_, 19 Dec.:
VISITORS TO HER MAJESTY.-On Sat.u.r.day night, about 9 o"clock, a very respectably dressed young man rang the bell at the tradesmen"s entrance of the new Palace, and, upon being asked the nature of his business, he said he had come for the direction of his house, as he was tired, and wished to go home. Upon being asked to explain himself, he said he had just come from Sydney, and had been desired to call at the Palace by the Queen, who told him he should have a house to live in, and 150 a year, for some very important spiritual communication he had made to her. The young man, whose every action showed he was a lunatic, was then told the Queen was not in town, when he turned away, observing that he would go immediately to Lord Hill, and lay his case before him. Visits of the preceding kind are very frequent at the Palace, and the tales told by the visitants are of the very strangest nature. It is only a few weeks since, an elderly man, having the appearance of a farmer, called at the Palace, and handing to the porter the certificate of his birth, requested him to let Her Majesty sign it. From inquiries made concerning this man, it was discovered that he was a respectable farmer in the neighbourhood of Exeter, from which distant place he had wandered on so strange an errand.
But of all visitors to the Royal Palace, THE BOY JONES was the most frequent and successful. Who, in this generation, knows anything about THE BOY JONES? Yet his escapades were very daring and his story is very true-but so strange is it that, in order to be believed, I must, at least, in part, give the chapter and verse for it:
_The Times_, 15 Dec.:
QUEEN SQUARE.-Yesterday, a lad about 15 years of age, who gave his name as Edward Cotton, whose dress was that of a sweep, but who was stated to be the son of a respectable tradesman in Hertfordshire, was charged with being found in the Marble hall of Buckingham Palace, under circ.u.mstances of an extraordinary nature. It should be stated that Buckingham Palace, even during the absence of the Queen, is guarded by the gentlemen porters of the establishment, two inspectors of the A division of police, and sentries from the Foot Guards. In spite of this, a number of cases have lately occurred at this office, where persons have been found in the interior of the Palace under unaccountable circ.u.mstances.
George c.o.x, one of the porters, having been sworn, said, that at five o"clock yesterday morning he saw the prisoner in the Marble hall.
The latter endeavoured to make his escape into the lobby, but he pursued him, and he then took a contrary direction, across the lawn at the back of the Palace. Witness called for the sentry at the gate, and a policeman of the B Division who was on duty in James Street, caught the lad, after a long chase over the lawn. Mr. c.o.x added, that he found, in the lobby, a regimental sword, a quant.i.ty of linen, and other articles, all of which had been purloined from the Palace. The sword was the property of the Hon. Augustus Murray, a gentleman attached to the Queen"s establishment. Witness went into that gentleman"s bedroom, and the bedding was covered with soot. The prisoner had, evidently, endeavoured to get up the chimney, in order to effect his escape; there was a valuable likeness of Her Majesty, in the Marble hall, which was broken, and covered with soot; and it was supposed that the lad, in the first instance, had descended from the top of the building, and had endeavoured to make his way back again in the same manner.
James Stone, 31 B, deposed that he was called upon by the last witness to secure the prisoner. There were marks of soot in several of the bedchambers, as well as in one of the corridors of the Palace, and the Grand (or Marble) hall. He found upon him two letters, one addressed to Her Majesty, and the other to the Hon. Mr. Murray.
These letters had been placed underneath Her Majesty"s portrait, and had, no doubt, been taken by the prisoner at the time the picture was destroyed. Part of the scabbard of the sword was discovered in one of the beds, and a quant.i.ty of bear"s grease, part of which he had placed upon his flesh, was taken from him-it belonged to one of the servants of the Palace. Upon being taken to the station house, he said he came from Hertfordshire, and that his father was a respectable man.
Mr. White, the sitting magistrate, observed that it was a most extraordinary thing that persons could get into the Palace under such circ.u.mstances.
Several persons belonging to the Palace said that every inquiry had been made, but it could not be accounted for.
Mr. White (to the prisoner): Where do you come from?
Prisoner: I came from Hertfordshire 12 months ago, and I met with a man in a fustian jacket, who asked me to go with him to Buckingham House. I went, and have been there ever since. I got my victuals in the kitchen, and I thought myself very well off, because I came to London to better myself.
Mr. White: Well, you could not go to a higher place.
Prisoner: I declare it to be the case, and I lived very well. To be sure, I was obliged to wash my shirt now and then.
Mr. White: You fared, then, altogether, pretty well?
Prisoner: Very well indeed, Sir, and I was always placed, when the Queen had a meeting with the Ministers, behind a piece of furniture in the room; but I, certainly, did live well.
Mr. White: Indeed! And which was your favourite apartment?
Prisoner: The room in front of the gardens; but I was always in the secret when the Ministers came.
Mr. White: Do you mean to tell me that you have lived in the Palace upwards of 11 months, and been concealed when Her Majesty held a Council?
Prisoner: I do.
Mr. White: Were you hid behind a chair?
Prisoner: No. But the tables and other furniture concealed me.
Mr. White: Then you could hear all Her Majesty said?
Prisoner: Oh, yes! and her Ministers too.
The prisoner"s answers to the questions of the magistrate were given in the most shrewd manner possible, and he evidently appeared to be a lad of some education, but nothing further could be elicited from him.
Mr. White said it was a most singular affair, and that it should be strictly inquired into. For the present, he should remand the prisoner until Wednesday next. The magistrate also told c.o.x that, as he should be sitting there every day, he should be glad to receive any information upon the subject.
The letters found upon the prisoner were directed to be sent to the Palace, under seal of the Office, the prisoner having broken them open.
The case excited great interest, and, in the first instance, was sent to Bow Street; but Sir Frederick Roe being out of town, it was ordered to be heard at this office.
_The Times_, 20 Dec.-Yesterday, the lad found in Buckingham Palace, who had given his name as Edward Cotton, and described himself as the son of a respectable tradesman living in the town of Hertford, was brought before Messrs. White and Gregorie for final examination. It will be recollected that he had purloined, amongst other articles, two letters, which were immediately sealed up, and sent back to the Palace. The prisoner turns out to be the son of an industrious tailor, named Jones, residing in York Street, Westminster; and, it appears, had frequently expressed his intention to enter the Palace, under any circ.u.mstances. He had often stated that he wished to see the grand staircase, in order to take a sketch of it, and had often expressed his determination to see the Queen, and to hear her sentiments when Her Majesty and her Ministers were a.s.sembled in Council.
Frederick Blume now deposed that he was valet to the Hon. Mr. Murray, and that a sword, a quant.i.ty of linen and other articles, had been stolen from that gentleman"s apartments in the Palace.
Mr. White: When were they stolen?
Witness: I can"t recollect.