Chapter 1835: All It Desires Is to Strip
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Instead of the Soul Demon’s army, three familiar faces had shown up.
When the experts present thought of how Soul G.o.d had waved his arm and bellowed to summon his army just now, they found it was rather comical.
Never in Soul G.o.d’s wildest dream that Bu Fang would bypa.s.s him, go to the Soul Demon Universe, and destroy his biggest force, the Soul Demon army!
In the starry sky, Yuans.h.i.+ Tianzun carried his great axe, stroking his beard and laughing. He found it amazing. The idea of sneaking into the Soul Demon Universe and destroying the Soul Demon army before Soul G.o.d broke out the seal was bold.
Perhaps Bu Fang was the only person in the world who could do it. If they were in his place, they might not be able to leave the Soul Demon Universe once they entered there. After all, the lair of Soul Demons was not somewhere ordinary people could visit.
There was no spiritual energy in the Soul Demon Universe. Energy would be consumed whenever they used their divine abilities there, and when it could not be replenished, they could never defeat Soul Demons.
Therefore, they had never thought that they could go to the Soul Demon Universe and kill the Soul Demons. The idea was not bad, but it was too difficult to execute.
But now, it seemed that Bu Fang should have accomplished this feat. This gave them some room to catch their breath. Without the Soul Demon army, they only needed to deal with Soul G.o.d. This was very relaxing.
In fact, compared with Soul G.o.d, the army of countless Soul Demons was even scarier. They were like locusts. Wherever they pa.s.sed, not a blade of gra.s.s was left and all lives were wiped out. They were the true disaster.
Still, Soul G.o.d was the ultimate disaster. If they could not get rid of him, Soul Demons would eventually return!
In the starry sky, Soul G.o.d’s crimson eyes burst with flames of anger.
“Stinking chef… What have you done to my Soul Demon Universe?!”
Looking at the flower petals drifting out of the rift, Soul G.o.d felt strange. There was not even a blade of gra.s.s in the Soul Demon Universe, not to mention flowers.
What the h.e.l.l was going on? What terrible things had the stinking chef done to his universe during the one thousand years?!
“I didn’t do anything special… In the spirit of serving the public and the slogan of ‘one world, one dream’, I helped you clean the Soul Demon Universe…
“It is now planted with beautiful flowers. I’m sure you will like it.
“You don’t have to thank me. I’m just a mover of nature,” Bu Fang said as a faint smile brushed his lips.
The people nearby were dumbstruck and looked somewhat confused. They could not understand what he said.
However, Wushuang understood. When he compared the former Soul Demon Universe and the current one, his admiration for Bu Fang poured out of him like a surging great river.
“Hahaha!” At last, he could not hold it anymore and burst into laughter. He really could not help it because it was too funny.
The lair of the Soul Demons was forcibly transformed into a garden universe by Bu Fang. As he imagined Soul G.o.d swimming in a sea of flowers, Wushuang laughed until he lay on the ground and kept slamming it with his hand.
Bu Fang glanced at Wushuang, who laughed so hard until he could not stand up. He could not quite figure out what he was laughing at.
‘Is it because my bar is too high?’ Bu Fang thought to himself. ‘Did what I say just now really is so funny?’
The people nearby looked confused as well.
Soul G.o.d did not quite understand what was going on, but he could feel the malice in Wushuang’s laughter. He, Soul G.o.d, had never been laughed at like this!
“You’re courting death!”
Soul G.o.d’s crimson eyes gleamed. Red light seemed to flow out of his eyes and hovered in midair. With a slas.h.i.+ng sound, it turned into a beam of red light, traveled tens of thousands of miles in a flash, and appeared in front of Wushuang.
Rumble!
A terrible aura crashed down like a mountain. Wushuang’s laugh came to an abrupt halt.
Bu Fang furrowed his brows. “Whitey!” he said lightly.
Whitey’s golden mechanical eyes flashed. The next moment, it threw a fist at Soul G.o.d.
Bam!
With a loud noise, the rift broke apart, while Wushuang, impacted by a powerful blast, took a few steps back in succession.
Bu Fang clasped his hands on his back, his face indifferent. Clad in the striped red-and-white Vermilion Robe, he had a heroic air about him.
Whitey fought Soul G.o.d with its fists. The power of the Great Sins kept churning. In the surging power, Whitey looked like a skiff that was about to capsize.
However, it did not retreat even a bit. The golden light in its mechanical eyes grew brighter. Suddenly, tiny holes appeared at its elbows, and jets of golden air spewed out of them.
BOOM!
A terrible great force exploded out, and Whitey managed to push Soul G.o.d back with a punch!
Soul G.o.d hovered in midair. Around his body, the power of the Great Sins kept stacking and turned into a spear. He grabbed it.
Whitey’s body did not have magic power or divine power. There were only golden airwaves surging around it, which was the power of the origin.
After being modified by Bu Fang with the highest configuration, Whitey’s fighting prowess now was extremely fearsome. As for how strong it was, it could be seen now.
The experts present were all sucking in cold breaths. The metal puppet had exchanged a punch with Soul G.o.d and did not look weak at all.
Although Soul G.o.d had not formed his fleshly body and reached his perfect form… This puppet was still freakishly fearsome.
It was not so strong a thousand years ago, and it even had a hard time facing a perfect Chaotic Saint. It had only been a thousand years, yet it had transformed so much!
“Yoho! Lord Whitey is the mightiest!” Er Ha held a spicy strip between his lips and was very excited. He turned to a beautiful female immortal at his side and said, “Hey pretty, did you see that? That handsome and burly G.o.d of war is my brother!”
Lord Dog’s eyes lit up as well. Shrimpy was spitting bubbles excitedly, while Foxy’s tails wagged restlessly.
In midair, Whitey’s body was steaming.
Wushuang took a deep breath. ‘I won’t look for trouble again… I’ll never do it again…’ he thought to himself. Soul G.o.d had his eyes on him. Twice he tried to kill him, and if it weren’t for Whitey, he might have died.
‘But… Lord Whitey is really fearsome. In the Soul Demon Universe, it had fought all the foes alone. Even the strongest Great Soul Overlord was defeated by it.
‘Could it be that… His Excellency doesn’t need to make a move, and just Lord Whitey alone is enough to suppress Soul G.o.d? It would be great if that is the case!’
Soul G.o.d’s crimson eyes gleamed as he fixed them at Whitey. Facing the puppet, he felt as if he was facing a starry sky. The puppet was totally different from a thousand years ago…
Bu Fang put his hands behind his back. The G.o.d of Cooking Sets hovered around him. He raised a hand and slapped Whitey’s belly, glanced at Soul G.o.d, then swept at the many experts near them. The corners of his mouth lifted slightly.
“Whitey, attack with full power… Let the world witness your return. Don’t you like to strip? Strip Soul G.o.d and your legend will resound throughout the multiverse…” Bu Fang said.
Whitey’s golden mechanical eyes focused.
Buzz…
The next moment, Whitey’s aura skyrocketed! It rose higher and higher like great waves that stacked together! Then, it seemed to turn into the sun, radiating a dazzling light that illuminated the entire starry sky and its body surrounded by golden airwaves!
“Troublemaker, you will be stripped as an example to others!”
Whitey’s mechanical voice shook the universe. Then, it stomped the starry sky. A loud rumbling sound rang out, and the void suddenly distorted. In the blink of an eye, its body turned into a golden beam of light, leaving a long tail in the void as it sped toward Soul G.o.d, its hands reaching out.
Soul G.o.d focused his eyes. “Scram!” He grabbed the black spear and swept it out. The power of the Great Sins erupted, filling the hearts of the many experts in the starry sky with tremendous pressure and an oppressive feeling.
Countless people were watching the battle… And they only felt their hearts and souls trembling. “So strong! So fearsome! This was an astonis.h.i.+ng battle!”
It was a battle beyond the level of perfect Chaotic Saints. Both Soul G.o.d and Whitey had reached the pinnacle of the perfect Chaotic Saint realm, so their strength was enough to crush everyone present. Of course, that did not include the unfathomable Bu Fang.
“Hey, pretty! Did you see that? Lord Whitey learned that move from me. I have a technique called the Nether King’s Clothes Stripping Finger, which is much cooler than his. Do you want to learn it? I can teach you if you want!
“Hehehe… In addition to the clothes-stripping finger, I also have a leg technique. Let me tell you, Lord Whitey and I are brothers! We grew up sharing the same open-backed pants!” Er Ha told one of the beautiful female immortals.
The female immortal was speechless.
Rumble!
Airwaves swept in all directions in the starry sky. Tongtian, Yuans.h.i.+ Tianzun, and the other almighty experts did not dare to take them lightly.
They sat in the surroundings and negated the spreading airwaves, preventing them from impacting and destroying the world. Their eyes gleamed as they watched the battle with hope.
Bu Fang, on the other hand, came to Lord Dog, Er Ha, and the others. He greeted them and asked, “Have you received the food I delivered?”
Lord Dog rolled his eyes and said, “Bu Fang boy… Don’t make it so sad next time. I can’t eat Sweet ‘n’ Sour Ribs for days after that.”
Er Ha nodded. “I was so upset that I dared not eat the spicy strip too fast!”
Foxy jumped up Bu Fang’s shoulder, while Shrimpy lay on his head, spitting bubbles. The corners of Bu Fang’s mouth lifted slightly. He felt quite happy to be able to see these old friends again.
Meanwhile, the other experts—including d.u.c.h.ess Yunlan, d.u.c.h.ess Nightmare, and the others—also came over to greet Bu Fang.
On the other hand, the battle was getting more intense. The battle between Soul G.o.d and Whitey shook heaven and earth. Countless planets were shattered.
Whitey turned into a golden beam of light and fought Soul G.o.d in the starry sky. Although it was repeatedly knocked flying away by Soul G.o.d and hit by the spear, it was still charging relentlessly.
Its clothes-stripping fingers kept sweeping out, and its huge fists kept smas.h.i.+ng down.
Compared with Soul G.o.d, who was fighting with the power of the Great Sins, Whitey’s fighting style was simple and violent. It was all about melee and hand-to-hand combat.
Its fists, its legs, and even its bald head could be used to slam. It had resorted to all possible means to fight!
The more Soul G.o.d fought, the angrier he got!
“d.a.m.n puppet… You’re as disgusting as that stinking chef!” He swept out his spear. The power of the Great Sins turned into thousands of spears, which merged into one and lashed on Whitey’s body.
The golden airwaves scattered slightly as Whitey was knocked into a planet and shattered it completely!
However, a golden beam of light quickly flew into the starry sky. Even as it neared, a huge palm lashed out, swinging upward! Soon, Whitey was fighting Soul G.o.d again.
Countless immortals and deities were witnessing this battle. Some of them even used immortal stones to record this historic scene.
Although Whitey was repeatedly knocked flying away, its indefatigable spirit touched all the immortals and deities…
What made Whitey fight so hard? What made it undeterred by failures? How could it keep challenging Soul G.o.d, who was almost impossible to defeat?
Was it faith? Obsession? Or… was it just trying to prove itself?
Some immortals’ blood boiled as they watched with tears welling up their eyes! Both Bu Fang and Whitey were the role models they should learn from!
“Fight!” an unknown immortal shouted. His voice spread across the starry sky, and the other immortals picked up the shout.
“Fight!”
Their voices rushed into the clouds and shook the starry sky! The whole starry sky echoed with the pa.s.sionate ‘Fight!’, which contained an unyielding will!
The golden beam of light moved at great speed in the void and kept charging at Soul G.o.d.
All Whitey’s attempts were greeted by the explosion of the Power of the Great Sins, and it was already covered with wounds from the spear.
Although its body was healing, the recovery rate was a little too slow.
Bam!
Suddenly, Whitey came just one inch away from Soul G.o.d’s body.
Soul G.o.d’s pupils narrowed. “s.h.i.+t!”
The power of the Great Sins surged, turned into a dreadful black dragon around him, and rushed toward Whitey!
However, Whitey’s huge hand already fell on his body. A terrible force exploded out in an instant. Even though it was impacted by the black dragon, Whitey did not mind at all.
Its mechanical eyes shone brilliantly… Now was the time!
Slas.h.!.+
The black smoke, which was the power of the Great Sins, was torn into pieces, and then a piece of scaly armor was forcibly ripped by Whitey!
“SCRAM!”
Soul G.o.d’s roar of rage and shame echoed throughout heaven and earth!
A huge black energy ball exploded in an instant…
Whitey’s mechanical eyes flashed, and the corners of its mechanical mouth lifted slightly. Grabbing the broken scaly armor, it was blown away. As its body spun in the starry sky, it exuded a… hint of contentment.
The ‘Fight!’ that the immortals were roaring in unison came to an abrupt stop. The corners of all their mouths twitched fiercely.
An unyielding will? No… All Lord Whitey desired was to strip others of their clothes!