Erniu obeyed Zhang Xiaobao and left to pay back the money. Mrs. Zhang-w.a.n.g was rather surprised, staring at Erniu as she asked: “How much did your family make this time? You didn’t borrow it from somewhere else to pay it back to me, right?”
“Mistress, how could I have anywhere to go to borrow so much money? It was all from what Little… this little one’s1 family had earned.” Erniu wanted to say Little Mister in unconscious reply but it was a good thing that he was normally clever and at the critical juncture, held onto his control and distractedly foisted it all onto his own family.
Mrs. Zhang-w.a.n.g once again carefully glanced over Erniu as she slowly nodded: “Erniu, how much money did your family earn this time? In giving me 50 guan [strings], is there any remainder?”
“There is. This time, a total of 120 taels of silver was earned so there’s still 70 taels left, ~ne.” Even if Erniu was smart, he still couldn’t outmatch Mrs. Zhang-w.a.n.g. Completely ignorant of the deeper meaning behind Mistress’s questions, he blabbed the entirety of the truth.
“Oh? So profitable? Then, you repaid with silver. What you still have left in your hands are copper coins then?”
“No, it’s also silver. I forgot Little… this little one’s parents’ instructions. It would be good if it were to be exchanged into copper coins. Now, it’s really not easy to spend.” Erniu also didn’t know why but upon seeing Mistress, he would get scared so whenever he spoke, he was clumsy.
“If that’s so, then I’ll give you copper coins in exchange. After all, you’re also a peasant of my Zhang Manor. To be able to make a profit is good—you have promise.” Mrs. Zhang-w.a.n.g completely took care of Erniu’s problem.
Erniu didn’t even think there were any problems at all and used a small cart to haul the 70 guan [strings] of copper cash back. Upon seeing Zhang Xiaobao, he happily said: “Little Mister, there’s no need to think of another method. Just now, Mistress actually exchanged the silver on my hands into copper coins. It’s all good now. Didn’t even realize that Mistress was this easy to talk to. Little Mister? Little Mister? You [honorific] don’t stare blankly. I’ve hauled the money back.”
Erniu kept speaking, only to discover Little Mister’s eyes were gazing outside, not moving one bit. A bit worried, he reached out a hand to wave in front of Zhang Xiaobao’s face.
“Oh, fine. Erniu, is your Mom’s teeth still fine?” Zhang Xiaobao suddenly asked.
“Not that good. My Dad said that it was all to blame on when Mom was young. She lost quite a few teeth so she doesn’t like eating tough things.” Erniu had no way of following along with Zhang Xiaobao’s pace so he just answered whatever he was asked.
“The teeth are bad so eating meat is troublesome? Come, Erniu, I’ll teach you a method. Go back and make it for your Mom to eat. Prepare a copper basin that’s this large. Or you can make an item according to how I draw it for you using copper.” Zhang Xiaobao completely didn’t consider the issue of money and directly started drawing on the ground a basin that was hollow in the middle with a tube that bulged out. Under the tube was a mesh that he explained as being made out of iron wiring.
“Make this item. Put charcoal in the center area and the charcoal debris can be taken out from the bottom. Put in seasoning that you think can be placed in there. Add lard. In addition, use a stove to cook some wheat flour in a pot. Cook it until it’s thickened. Exchange it with twice the amount of water. Place the water into the stuff from before. Wait until the water boils, then put in the mutton to cook. Take it out once the color changes and give it to your Mom to eat. She definitely will be able to chew it—as tender as poached meat.2
In a while, go back to find people to make it. It’s best if you find different people to make different parts. Keep it secret. Absolutely don’t reveal it. Make an additional one—unh, two—send it to my Mom as well Juan-Juan’s Mom while telling them how to use it. Emphasize the secrecy, understand?” Zhang Xiaobao pointed at the drawing on the ground as he spoke to Erniu.
“Understood, Little Mister. You [honorific] rest a.s.sured. Beat me dead and I won’t speak. Little Mister, why are you [honorific] also b.u.t.tering up my Mom?” Erniu asked in a daze.
“What words are you saying? What is this b.u.t.tering up your Mom that you’re talking about?3 This is to let you treat your Mom a bit better. Don’t ask. Just go back to make the stuff for your Mom to eat according to how I said so. Now, let’s begin talking about the main business. Know anyone who makes ceramics?” Zhang Xiaobao continued asking.
While Erniu was pondering this, to the side, w.a.n.g Juan used lip speech to say to Zhang Xiaobao: “Your Mom [modern] treats you so well. Knowing you can’t easily use silver to spend with, she exchanged it all for copper coins. She even found an excuse that she thought was reasonable, not wanting to let you know. Being a Mom [modern] really isn’t easy.
I’ll say something honestly so don’t be unhappy. I now find it a bit fortunate—how fortunate that your parents are gone. Otherwise, you would definitely seek out your parents. If it really came to that point, what if your parents from that lifetime had been laid off or bullied? A rainstorm of blood4 would definitely be launched right there. Just get scared thinking about it. You know that the state you’re in is sick, right?”
“You’re not sick? I pray that your Mom [modern] from that world will be smashed dead by a car tomorrow.” Zhang Xiaobao’s lips moved.
w.a.n.g Juan was just like a man-eating wolf as she fiercely threw herself at Zhang Xiaobao, using her hand to choke his neck as she said lowly: “You want to repeat yourself for me to hear? I’ll bite you to death.”
“See? And you call me sick. You’re not better than that, you know? We’re the same type of people. From now on, don’t cross my bottom line. Yes, knowing that it was my Mom giving me support with no reservations, I just now thought of Erniu’s Mom, wanting to use his hands to give my Mom and your family members a little benefit. I don’t feel that I did wrongly. You can say that I have no internal defenses when it comes this type of familial feeling but you shouldn’t insult me.” Zhang Xiaobao didn’t struggle one bit. A little brat that was only as big as w.a.n.g Juan wanted to choke him to death? That was essentially impossible.
“So you speak of my Mom [modern]? Fine, I’ll temporarily forgive you. Don’t speak to me again of whatever words of do not do unto others what you do not want wish for yourself.5 Continue making your hot pot.”6w.a.n.g Juan actually just wanted to make Zhang Xiaobao not be so juvenile since once he was dealing with the people in his family, he was missing that kind of toughness only to suddenly discover that she herself was the same. Moodily climbing up, she stood to the side once again.
Erniu was freaked out. He had wanted to pull [them apart] before yet didn’t dare to. Seeing that the two little ancestors were finally apart, he repeatedly gasped for breath before he could restore his emotional equilibrium. Thinking of the question Little Mister just asked, he replied: “I can find people who make ceramics. Little Mister, what do you [honorific] want to make?”
“Make stuff—make different kinds of fine little jars. Don’t want them to be too big. If they can only hold 4 taels of water, it’s fine. It should be so that 4 jars all together can hold 1 catty. The prettier, the better. How are the mountain chili sprouts that your family have gathered?” Zhang Xiaobao regained composure as he spoke to Erniu.
“Gathered quite a few. Little Mister, how much do you [honorific] actually want? This money is to be used to make ceramics jars?” Erniu finally realized now that in front of a child that hadn’t even reached 1 year of age, he himself was pretty much a simpleton as he had no way of knowing what it was that Little Mister was actually thinking. If it weren’t for the over 100 silver taels earned at once this time, he would have supposed that he really was accompanying children on a lark.
“Continue gathering it. It’s best to have other people help gather it. You can use money to buy it—the more, the better. Even if the surrounding mountains are completely harvested is fine. Do it this way—1 wen for every 3 catty. Have the children who don’t have anything to do go gather them.” Over there, not waiting for Zhang Xiaobao to speak, w.a.n.g Juan already gave the order. She at least understood this small stuff.
“1 wen per 3 catty?” Erniu asked with eyes widened.
“Why, the money is too little?” w.a.n.g Juan was a bit unsure.
“Too much. You can find a whole plot of that stuff up on the mountain. Just randomly letting a child go up the mountain can get 40-50 catty back in a day.” Even Erniu wanted to rush up the mountain to go gather them right now.
“Ah? That much? Then, it’ll be a bit more—1 wen to buy 5 catty. I can’t lower it any more but I can adjust the method of acquisition. Collect 300 catty at one time. This way, when the mountain chili sprouts have been gathered till their numbers have started getting lower and lower, there will still be people going to pick them. There won’t be any money to earn if they can’t gather enough of 300 catty.” This kind of small matter w.a.n.g Juan herself could handle. It didn’t even require Zhang Xiaobao, that big swindler.
Up to now, Erniu was still unclear as to what Little Mister and the w.a.n.g family’s Little Miss were thinking inside but he still nodded in confirmation. After all, he was considered to be a clever type of person, too. He understood that he himself didn’t have to know a lot of things but there was one thing that he absolutely had to be able to accomplish and that was loyalty—to do whatever they had him do.
Waiting until Erniu left in acceptance of his orders, w.a.n.g Juan was a bit worried again and asked Zhang Xiaobao: “Having Erniu’s single family work on such a large matter? Why not divide it and let Yingtao also work on it a bit?”
“How big of a deal can it be? How come I haven’t found this matter to be that important? It’s nothing more than a bit of pocket change. Yingtao has some other things to do. I don’t expect to rely on a single item to make a fortune. I want to endlessly produce little items and earn a bit with each one. Once you add them all together, it’ll naturally be a lot. Yingtao, come here. There’s something to discuss.”
Zhang Xiaobao had an appearance of not caring while he spoke, calling out to Yingtao who was still vigilantly looking outside.
“Little Mister, you [honorific] were looking for me?” Yingtao also knew about the money Erniu had made these past couple of days. 70 taels, ~ah! A tenth was 7 silver taels, which was enough to match a few years of the salary, if not fined, she would have gotten. Her family was also of the manor. Who didn’t wish to make some money for their family? She deftly ran over here.
“Come, I’ll draw something for you. You watch.” Zhang Xiaobao took up that wooden stick to start drawing on the ground again.
“Little Mister, what thing is this?” Yingtao asked as she looked at the drawing.
“This is called a kang [bed-stove].”7
“Kang [bed-stove]? What is it used for?”
“This thing’s function is huge. It’s most useful in the winter. It can also be used now. You wait for Erniu to return and get money from him. Buy chicken eggs—buy the kind that was laid by a hen that was bred to a rooster. Try your best not to rock those eggs. My family’s courtyard also has chicken. You look to see which chicken is brooding. Get someone to hold the chicken down and then stretch a hand inside to feel that temperature.
Wait until the kang [bed-stove] has been built. Then, you place the collected chicken eggs on top of the kang [bed-stove]. Use something to cover it. Fire it—when the temperature is around the same as when under the chicken’s body will be fine. Oh, also, the eggs you collect, you should try to collect those where one end is rounded and one end is pointed. Both ends that are rounded can be collected, too. Forget about the ones where both ends are pointed.”
Yingtao blinked her eyes once she understood. Little Mister wanted her to produce chicks without needing to brood by directly using this kang [bed-stove]. If this really could be figured out… Madness—how many people would go mad?
Zhang Xiaobao could care less how many people would go crazy as he continued drawing and then said: “Yingtao, look here. Make a small plate. Get some mirrors and arrange them. Place a candle inside the area these mirrors are surrounding. Then, candle8 it. Look at the chicken egg as you hold it in your palm. Candle it once every 5 or 6 days. Keep the ones that are dark in color. Take out the ones where the colors are reversed. Don’t discard them. Give them to me. I still have a use for them. After 12 or 13 days, candle it once again. Look at the skeletal silhouette inside… Forget it. Let’s not speak of this. You wouldn’t understand. Just keep the large majority of the same kind. Take out the ones that are different and don’t dispose of them. Give them to me. I can still use them.”
Yingtao nodded, memorizing the words that Zhang Xiaobao spoke before she excitedly stood to leave. She was a bit dazed. This Little Mister was really too unlike ordinary people. With all the matters he spoke of, anyone would get muddled.
“You want to hatch chicks? Candle the eggs? What’s the meaning of the roundedness and pointedness?” w.a.n.g Juan waited until Yingtao had left, slightly tilting her head as she looked at Zhang Xiaobao.
“A genuine egg candling expert can directly sort out the male and female. This, I can’t do. Usually, the rounded ones are female and the pointed ones are male; the probability is in there. In this time period, chicken is actually inferior to ox or sheep. Thus requiring the next step of my plan, teaching others how to eat chicken and the different ways of eating it. We’ll raise chicken and even be able to earn a bundle. After adding up one bundle to another bundle, you’ll discover that it’s a tremendous figure.” Zhang Xiaobao said while blinking his eyes.
“Something’s wrong. You, Zhang Xiaobao, could possibly only use this to earn a single bundle of money? Then, you wouldn’t be Zhang Xiaobao. Speak. What other plans do you have? Your smile isn’t the type of smile a normal person would have. What particular detail is there about the chicken eggs that get sorted out?” w.a.n.g Juan didn’t trust that this International Criminal Swindler didn’t have a backup move. If that truly was so, then it could become a World Wonder.
Zhang Xiaobao used that fat little hand to scratch at his spa.r.s.e hair as he deliberately feigned a coy smile: “You found me out again. The Heavens, ~ah! Great Earth, ~ah! Why place a cop right by my side, ~ah? Actually, there isn’t. It’s that I’m preparing to use that chicken to trade for oxen and horses. My family are landowners after all. Farming without oxen or horses won’t do.
Regarding those candled eggs and balut9 eggs, I’m going to use them to trick people—no, to help people. First, I’ll use lamb stew and fish stew to cook them with, adding a lot of scallions. After they’re cooked, I’ll grill them with the juices made out of those mountain chili sprouts along with some other things. There’s an effect where it increases blood circulation. People with cardiovascular diseases shouldn’t eat it. When healthy men eat it, they’ll discover that they’re just a bit impulsive. It involves the thing that you wanted to touch to expose me. If you don’t understand, it can be sold for money and not only that, it can be sold for a lot of money. You understand?”
“Hooligan.” w.a.n.g Juan said.