Chapter 1023: Unbelievable! (Part One)
To be honest, before Fei entered the back palace, Fei had thought about this scenario thousands of times. He wondered what this pope of the Beast G.o.d Palace looked like.
"Is he going to be a white-haired, majestic-looking, and n.o.ble fox-man? Are his eyes going to be filled with wisdom and vicissitude?
"Is he going to be an ambitious hero who is hiding in stealth and looks dominating and commanding?"
"Is he going to be an old man who dresses simply and looks genial, worrying about and looking out for the orcs?"
"Or is he going to be a slender fox-man who stands tall and is considerate?"
All in all, after hearing the descriptions and stories that people like Nash and Altis told and seeing everything in the City of Behemoth, the king was very curious toward this pope of the orcs who might be a traveler from Earth, and he was antic.i.p.ating the meeting.
However, when Fei entered the back palace, he realized that all his guesses were far from the truth.
Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
A series of crisp and familiar noises sounded, waking up the portion of Fei"s memory that he had sealed for a long time.
Looking ahead, Fei discovered that the back palace was quite large.
However, the decorations and setup in the back palace made Fei feel like he was back on Earth. The walls were painted white, and many electric lights were installed on them. The blue sky and white clouds were drawn on the ceiling, and a living-room-like s.p.a.ce was not far from the entrance. There were a few couches and a tea table, and a LED TV was hung on the opposite side of the wall. Under the TV was a short cabinet, and there were gadgets like DVD players. Around the room, there was an air conditioner, a computer desk, a desktop-style computer, an iPad…
Many things that should never exist in this world appeared in front of Fei, and the king felt like he was dreaming.
A crisp noise sounded from one side of the back palace, and Fei"s eyeb.a.l.l.s almost popped out of his eye sockets.
There was a young man who looked to be about 20 years old standing further away. He was wearing a white tank-top, a pair of floral shorts, and a pair of Nike sports shoes.
At this moment, this young man was waving a tennis racket and playing tennis in an exquisite tennis court.
On the other side, there was an extremely beautiful woman. This woman had an insane figure and was very s.e.xy. Her long blonde hair looked like a waterfall, and she had a pair of wings that looked like that of a swan. Every time this beauty moved, her chest and b.u.t.t would bounce alluringly, and she was playing tennis with this young man with a joyous expression on her face.
"Oh yeah! An s-ball! Not bad! Saintess Sharapova, your tennis skill improved again!" This university-student-like young man shouted using the common language during the Mythical Era.
"Your Holiness, you went easy on me!" This beauty of the Swan Clan replied in a cute voice.
While the ball went outside the court, both turned and saw Fei who just walked in.
The beauty of the Swan Clan understood something, and she bowed at Fei from afar before walking out of the back palace with a smile.
Now, only Fei and this university student were in this s.p.a.ce.
"Hey, what are you waiting for? Why don"t you come here and play a match?" this university student smiled and suggested before throwing a racket to Fei.
As if he were struck by a bolt of lightning, Fei froze on the spot.
The king heard this young man use Mandarin!
This young man spoke authentic Mandarin with a Beijing accent.
In more than three years, this was the first time that such language sounded by Fei"s ears. Therefore, the king stood there in a daze and didn"t react after a while had pa.s.sed.
All the answers to the speculations and guesses appeared at this moment.
"Ok, let"s have a match," Fei responded using Mandarin which he had almost forgotten.
At this moment, the king didn"t know how to describe his feelings.
After several years had pa.s.sed, Fei thought that he had forgotten about his past life. However, he suddenly saw these extremely familiar items in this back palace, and the distant yet clear memories instantly rushed into his mind like flooding water.
When he lightly grasped the tennis racket, Fei suddenly had the impulse of wanting to play tennis to his heart"s content.
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Chapter 1023: Unbelievable! (Part Two)
Without needing any more words, the two entered the court and started to battle.
The dense noise of the tennis ball hitting the rackets sounded in the s.p.a.cious back palace, just like the sand rapidly leaving an hourgla.s.s.
This university student"s tennis skill was excellent! Even though Fei was a member of the tennis team in his school, he was no match for this young man after not practicing for years. They played three matches, and Fei lost all of them.
Since the king controlled and restricted his strength, he was sweating perfused and became exhausted after playing tennis for a while.
Now, Fei was lying down on the court and breathing heavily.
The university student took out two gla.s.ses of water from somewhere and handed one to Fei.
"Are you Pope Entus, the 1,000-year-old saint whom other orcs talk about?" Fei finally asked this question after finishing the gla.s.s of water.
"Hehe, it is me."
This university student looked extremely young, and he was bright and open. He looked just like a pure and naïve big boy.
However, when this young man spoke, he had a "dirty" smile on his face. At that moment, Fei sensed an illusion and felt like everything was a dream, and the person sitting on the ground to the opposite of him was one of his "dirty" dormmates in his university.
"I"m surprised that I can see these things in here," Fei sighed and said, "Let"s get back to the topic. How did you come here?"
"Hahaha! Don"t get sentimental first, and don"t ask too many questions. I can"t tell you much at the moment. To make sure that you are the person who I"m waiting for, you must first respond to my phrases correct according to the agreement from 1,000 years ago," Entus laughed out loud.
From what this young man had said, Fei picked up some sensitive and hidden messages.
"Listen up carefully, these are some important and golden ant.i.thetical couplets. Only the person who I"m waiting for will know it. Hehe." Entus didn"t have the aura and the presence of the pope of the orcs, and his smile got even "dirtier." He said loudly, "The first one! In terms of adult videos, you"ve got to first recommend j.a.panese and Korean ones. You got to respond, quick! Quick! Quick!"
"Puff!" Fei spat out all the water in his mouth and coughed non-stop. After a while of being at a loss for words, he responded, "Of course you have to check out Mutou Ran."
[TL Note: These are all famous internet poems in China, and almost every young man knows about them.]
"Hahaha! Great! You sure didn"t disappoint me. Listen up! Here is the second one. If you don"t know about Mutou Ran…"
Fei replied, "Watching all adult videos is a waste of time."
Entus said, "Even if you know about Mutou Ran…"
Fei replied, "Not watching adult videos is also a waste of time."
Entus said, "It is very natural to watch adult videos."
Fei replied, "You don"t need to know about Mutou Ran."
Entus said, "I don"t know about Mutou Ran."
Fei replied, "Didn"t you just live 100 years for nothing?"
Entus said, "I only got to know about Mutou Ran today."
Fei replied, "You need to borrow 500 more years from Heaven."
The two each said a sentence after the other, and they spoke in correspondence with the original poem.
After they were done, they stared at each other in a daze. A while pa.s.sed by, and they cried and cheered before hugging each other. They were so warm toward each other that it looked like they were long-lost blood-related brothers who were seeing each other for the first time today.
"Homie, it has been 1,000 years! I finally met a real living human! I have been living with these orcs forever! Do you know how hard I had it?" Entus cried and almost wiped a handful of snot onto Fei"s body.
"Yeah! In this world, there are full of savage barbarians! Without computers, Weibo (similar to facebook), QQ (similar to Whatsapp), and adult videos, life here is like h.e.l.l!" Fei replied to Entus.
"Sob, sob, sob. You got it good! You became a king right after coming here! I need to become a conman and pretend to be a holy pope! It is even harder than pa.s.sing CET-4 and CET-6! It is f*cked up!" Entus said.
[TL Note: CET stands of College English Test. In China, many students have a hard time pa.s.sing this and couldn"t graduate.]
"What do you know? I somehow took over the body of an idiot! I almost got killed by someone from the beginning…" Fei replied.
"Sob, sob, sob. Can you let go of me? Your arms are hugging me too tight. It hurts!" With tears on his face, Entus struggled for dear life.
Fei was at a loss for words again.
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