"You know the answer to that as well as I do," said the Giant. "You"ve had this story read to you every day now for three years, haven"t you?"
"About that," said Jimmieboy.
"Well, if we staid dead how do you suppose we"d be on hand to be killed again the next time you had the story read to you?"
"I never thought of that," said Jimmieboy.
"Never thought of it?" echoed the ogre. "Why, what kind of thoughts do you think, anyhow? It"s the only thought for a thinker to think I think, don"t you think so?"
"Say that again, will you?" said Jimmieboy.
"Couldn"t possibly," said the ogre. "In fact, I"ve forgotten it. But what do you think of my scheme? Don"t you think it would be wise if I killed Jack just once?"
"Perhaps it would," said the boy. "That is if it wouldn"t hurt him."
"Hurt him? Didn"t I tell you it wouldn"t hurt him?" said the Giant. "I wouldn"t hurt that boy for all the world. If I did I"d lose my position.
Why, all I am I owe to him. The fairy people let me live in this magnificent castle for nothing. They let me rob them of all their property, and all I have to do in return for this is to be killed by Jack whenever any little boy or girl in your world desires to be amused by a tragedy of that sort. So you see I haven"t any hard feelings against him, even if I did call him a miserable little ruffian."
"Well, I don"t exactly like to have Jack killed," said Jimmieboy. "I"ve always rather liked him. What do you suppose he would say to it?"
"That"s just the point. I wouldn"t kill him unless he was willing. That would be a violation of my agreement with him, and when he came to he might sue me for what the lawyers call a breach of contract," said the ogre. "Now, it seemed to me that if you were to go to Jack and tell him that you were getting a little tired of having this story end the way it does all the time, and that you thought it only fair to me that I should have a chance to celebrate a victory, say once a week--every Sat.u.r.day night for instance--he"d be willing to do it."
"Where can I find him?" asked Jimmieboy. "I just as lief ask him."
"He"s in the picture, two pages farther along, sharpening his sword,"
said the ogre.
"Very well, I"ll go see him at once," said Jimmieboy. Then he said good-by to the Giant, and turned over the pages until he came to the pictures showing how Jack sharpened his sword on the soles of the shoes of another giant, whom he had bound and strapped to the floor.
At first Jimmieboy did not know how to address him. He had often spoken to the figures in the pictures, but they had never replied to anything he had said. However, he made a beginning.
"Ahem!" he said.
The effect was pleasing, for as he said this Jack stopped sharpening his blade and turned to see who had spoken.
"Ah, Jimmieboy!" said the small warrior. "Howdy do. Haven"t seen much of you this week. You"ve been paying more attention to Hop o" My Thumb than to me lately."
"Well, I love you just the same," said Jimmieboy. "I"ve just seen the Giant that lives up in the castle with the dragon on the front stoop."
"He"s a good fellow," said Jack. "I"m very fond of him. He never gives me any trouble, and dies just as easy as if he were falling off a log, and out of business hours we"re great chums. He"s had something on his mind lately, though, that I don"t understand. He says being killed every day is getting monotonous."
"That"s what he said to me," said Jimmieboy.
"Well, I hope he doesn"t resign his position," said Jack, thoughtfully.
"I know it isn"t in every way a pleasant one, but he might go farther and fare worse. The way I kill him is painless, but if he got into that Bean-stalk boy"s hands he"d be all bruised up. You can"t fall a mile without getting hurt, you know, and I like the old fellow too well to have him go over to that Bean-stalk cousin of mine."
"He likes you, too," said Jimmieboy, pleased to find that there was so much good feeling between the two creatures. "But he thinks he ought to get a chance to win once in a while. He said if he could arrange it with you to have him kill you once a week--Sat.u.r.day nights, for instance--he"d be perfectly contented."
"That"s reasonable enough," said Jack, nodding his head approvingly.
"Did he say how he would like to do it?"
"No, only that he"d kill you tenderly, so that you wouldn"t suffer,"
said Jimmieboy.
"Oh, I know that!" said Jack, softly. "He"s too tender-hearted to hurt anybody. I"m very much inclined to agree to the proposition, but he must let me choose the manner of the killing. He hasn"t had much practice killing people, and if he were to do it by hitting me on the head with a stick of wood I"d be likely to wake up with a headache next day; neither should I like to be smothered because while that doesn"t bruise one or break any bones its awfully stuffy, and if there"s one thing I like it is fresh air."
"Perhaps he might eat you," suggested Jimmieboy.
"He isn"t big enough to do that comfortably," said Jack, shaking his head. "He"d have to cut me up and chew me, because his throat isn"t large enough for him to swallow me at one gulp. But I"ll tell you what you can do. You go back to him, and tell him that I"ll agree to his proposition, if he"ll have me cooked in a plum-pudding four hundred feet in circ.u.mference. I"m very fond of plum-pudding, and while he is eating it from the outside I could be eating it from the inside, and, of course, I shouldn"t be burned in the cooking, because in the middle of a pudding of that size the heat never could reach me."
"But when he reached you," said Jimmieboy, "you"d have the same trouble you said you"d have if he ate you up. He"d have to cut you to pieces and chew you."
"Ah!" said Jack, "don"t you see my point? By the time he reached me he would have eaten so much plum-pudding that he wouldn"t have room for me, so I"d escape."
"But, then, you wouldn"t be killed," said Jimmieboy.
"That wouldn"t make any difference," said Jack. "We"d stop the story before I escaped and everybody would think I"d been eaten up, and that"s all he wants. He just wants to seem to win once. He doesn"t really care about killing me dead. Don"t you see."
"Yes, I think I do," said Jimmieboy, "and I"ll go back and tell him what you say."
"Thank you," said Jack. "And while you are there give him my love, and tell him I"ll be around to kill him as usual after tea."
All of which Jimmieboy did and the Giant readily agreeing to the plum-pudding scheme, said good-night to his little visitor, and retired into the castle, closing the door after him.
Then Jimmieboy went to bed in a great hurry, because he knew how sleep made time seem shorter than it really was, and he was very anxious to have Sat.u.r.day night come around so that he could see how the new ending to the story of Jack the Giant Killer worked.
As yet that Sat.u.r.day night has not turned up, so that I really cannot tell you whether or not the arrangement was a success.
IX.
JIMMIEBOY AND THE FIREWORKS.
There was whispering going on somewhere, and Jimmieboy felt that it was his duty to find out where it was, who it was that was doing it, and what it was that was being whispered. It was about an hour after supper on the evening of July 3d when it all happened. A huge box full of fire-works had arrived only a few hours before, and Jimmieboy was somewhat afraid that the whisperings might have come from burglars who, knowing that there were thirty-five rockets, twenty Roman candles, colored lights by the dozen, and no end of torpedoes and fire-crackers and other things in the house, had come to steal them, and, if he could help himself, Jimmieboy was not going to allow that. So he began to search about, and in a few minutes he had located the whisperers in the very room at the foot of the back stairs in which the fire-works were.
His little heart almost stopped beating for a moment when he realized this. It isn"t pleasant to feel that perhaps you will be deprived, after all, of something you have looked forward to for a whole month, and upon the very eve of the fulfillment of your dearest hopes at that.
"I"ll have to tell papa about this," he said; and then, realizing that his papa was not at home, and that his mamma was up stairs trying to convince his small brother that it would be impossible to get the moon into the nursery, although it looked much smaller even than the nursery window, Jimmieboy resolved that he would take the matter in hand himself.
"A boygler wouldn"t hurt me, and maybe if I talk gruff and keep out of sight, he"ll think I"m papa and run," he said.
Then he tried his gruff voice, and it really was tremendously gruff--about as gruff as the bark of a fox-terrier. After he had done this, he tip-toed softly down the stairs until he stood directly opposite the door of the room where the fire-works were.
"Move on, you boygler you!" he cried, just as he thought his father would have said it.
The answer was an explosion--not exactly of fire-works, but of mirth.