"Have any of you gents got a quatah?--Thank you, sah," he said to a man who handed him the money.
Then he took the silver quarter and asked a little boy to step up on the wagon. Jehosophat wished he had been asked, so that he could have learned the wonderful trick.
And now Dr. Pipp showed the coin to the little boy.
"You see it, young man?" he asked.
"Yes sir, yes sir," said the little boy, all excitement.
Ah, but the man was wiggling his hands through the air, saying,--
"Now you see it and now you don"t."
And presto! he took that very same quarter which had been in his hand, out of--where do you think?--why, right out of the boy"s mouth. That wasn"t all, either, for next minute he took it out of his cap, then out of his ears. There had been one quarter before--now in his hand there were--five--shiny--quarters! It was a wonderful trick!
But now the strange man, Dr. Philemon Pipp, was speaking again.
"Now that you all understand the trick," he declared, "I will pefohm another foh youah entahtainment."
The funny thing about it was that no one understood it at all--except the Toyman.
"Do you really?" the boys asked him, and he replied,--
"Pshaw! that"s easy, but watch, sonny, and see what he"ll try next."
Meanwhile the man had taken off his tall silk hat.
"You see this hat, ladees an" gents? Just a simple piece of headwear that has seen many suns and rains. No false bottom or top."
And he tapped the hat to show them it was just an ordinary hat. Still, Marmaduke thought it was very much out of the ordinary. Never had he seen such a grand one--not even on Deacon Smithers.
"Now peel yuh eyes--careful--watch--everybody ready? Presto, chango--and here we are."
And believe it or not as you may, out of that hat he drew a white rabbit--a real live white rabbit. He held it up by its ears for all to see.
And again he said,--
"Now that youall undahstand this simple little trick, I will--"
And again no one understood how to do it but the Toyman.
However, they just had to listen, for it was a wonderful speech.
"Ladees an" gents and fellow citizens of--" the strange man paused, coughed, then leaned down to his helper. "What"s the name of this burg, Jake?" he whispered to him. "Ah, yes, fellow citizens of the glorious ceety of Five Corners--"
And Jehosophat whispered to the Toyman,--
"How does he know it"s so glorious when he can"t even remember the name?"
The Toyman chuckled and replied,--
"Oh, he"s a remarkable man, the Doctor, a very remarkable man. But listen, boy, listen, you"ll never hear the like again."
So of course they listened--with all their ears, and their eyes and their mouths, too.
"I will introjooce to you," went on the grand speech, "the famous Indian"--yes, that"s just what he said,--"the famous Indian, Chief-Afraid-of-a-Rat. Come on, Chief, don"t scare the ladies, and don"t scalp the little boys as long as they"re good."
[Ill.u.s.tration: "Out of that hat he drew a rabbit, a live white rabbit, and held it up by its ears for all to see."]
Then up on that wagon stepped a big Indian with moccasins on his feet, and a dress of deerskin with beads embroidered on it, and a headdress of many feathers and many colors too. He opened his mouth wide, and said something that sounded like a speech and yet like a song:--
"Ging-goo, ging goo, ging goo!
Tunk a tin, tunk a tin, tunk a tin!
Geegry goo, geegry goo, All-a-man lissen!"
That"s what the Red Indian with all the feathers said, and it sounded very impressive.
As it was so hard for anyone who didn"t know the real Indian language to understand, the man with the long hair and tall silk hat, this wise Dr. Philemon Pipp, explained it.
"The n.o.ble red man, the last of his tribe, Chief-Afraid-of-a-Rat,"
said he, "is a great medicine man. He says that from his native soil he has distilled a wonderrful medicine that works like magic."
Then, wetting his lips, he leaned over and picked up one of the big bottles that was full of black juice like the water the children used to make from licorice sticks.
"If yuh have a pain or an ache, a misery in yuh back, if yuh suffah from stomach-ache or tooth-ache, or an ache in the head; if yuh feet burn and blister; if yuh tongue evah feels thick; if yuh feel a leetle inclined to dizzyness--in fact, if yuh have any ache or trouble in the world, this medicine will cure yuh, will bring instant relief."
Then he took another bottle and said some more:
"One bottle of this medicine is worth five dollahs. Who would not give a paltry five dollahs for to be cured of his miseries? But--ladees and gents, because I was once born in your beautiful ceety I will sell--"
"Why, he even forgot its name," whispered Jehosophat.
"Shush," whispered the Toyman right back at him, "don"t give him away."
But, instead, of Jehosophat giving him away, it seemed Dr. Pipp was going to give something away himself, for he was saying in his speech,--
"Because I was once born in your beautiful ceety, I will give away--for this night only--a whole bottle of this magic medicine for the trifling sum of fifty cents!"
That was very generous, thought the boys, and they said so to the Toyman, but again he told them to "wait an" see."
And then Dr. Philemon Pipp turned to the crowd of men and boys and hollered real loud like the minister at camp-meeting,--
"Who"ll be the first to be cuhed? Who"ll be the first to be happy again?"
And one by one the silly people went down in their pockets, and brought up their fifty-cent pieces, and handed them up to the man on the wagon.
You see, every one must have had at least one of the kinds of pains and aches Dr. Pipp talked about, for he mentioned every one in the world.
Marmaduke thought that black medicine would be fine for the Toyman.