A lot of other games they played, with flour, and candles, and rings, and things, then the Toyman gathered them up on his knees and the arm of his chair, and told them a story. A good one? Of course! He _never_ told a poor one.
By this time the children were sneezing and Mother said they"d have to go to bed or they"d catch their "deathocold."
When they were at last undressed Jehosophat lay his head on the pillow. But it wouldn"t stay down. He could see Ole Man Pumpkin sitting there on the dining-room table--so still! The Toyman had forgotten to put out the candle in his head. It was a thick candle, and it burned a long, long time. Ole Man Pumpkin seemed to be very cheerful with it inside his hollow skull. It made him feel "all lit up," he heard the Toyman say.
The big, round eyes never blinked. They just watched the little boy all the time, and the big mouth was "just laughin" an" laughin" an"
laughin" at him."
Then all of a sudden Ole Man Pumpkin started to move. He didn"t have any legs, but he slid from the table to the floor, and somehow climbed up on the window sill, and rolled out of the window. Jehosophat had to get out of bed to see what his new friend was going to do. He followed him across the dining room, over the window sill, and by the barn. And all the little boy had on were his pajamas, but he didn"t feel cold, for Ole Man Pumpkin looked so bright and jolly and warm that Jehosophat felt bright and jolly and warm, too.
Ole Man Pumpkin kept b.u.mping his way along to the cornfield where Mr.
Scarecrow stood on guard, though his work for the year was done.
Now Mr. Scarecrow seemed to have a lot of friends around him, and he was making a speech. There was Ole Man Pumpkin, of course; and Jehosophat, who had just arrived; and Mr. Stuckup the Turkey, as usual looking very grand and proud; and the Hippity-hop Bunnies, wiggling their noses in their funny way; and Johnny Cottontail, their little wild cousin, making his nose go, too. And there was Reddy Fox, with one forepaw raised and his eyes as bright as beads; and a whole squad of corn-soldiers with yellow ta.s.sels and green banners and tall spears. My! but they looked bright and gay once more! And there were lots of funny little folk besides,--three bright rosy-cheeked Apples, talking and laughing and chattering away just like real people, and two Pie-pans, only they didn"t look flat and dull as when they were in the kitchen, but had shiny intelligent faces, and they were chattering away, too.
Mr. Scarecrow was making a speech to them in such a ridiculous fashion. His arms stood out stiff and straight from the shoulder, but he made queer floppy gestures with his wrists.
"I"m a Red," he was saying, "and I call upon you to rise upon the cap"talists, who feed on your flesh and bones."
Jehosophat shuddered, for he thought he knew what was in Mr.
Scarecrow"s mind. That very day in school they had had "Currantyvents,"
and Miss Prue Parsons had told them a lot about Reds, and Annarkisseds, and Revolushions they wanted to start all over the world. Horrible, shivery things they were that she had told them!
"Revolt--rebel. Rebel--revolt!" Old Mr. Scarecrow shouted, flapping his wrists and swinging in the wind.
"Hear, hear!" cried the Little Red Apples;
"Hear, hear!" cried the Shiny Pie Pans; and
"Horrible, horrible!", Mr. Stuckup the Turkey.
Ole Man Pumpkin didn"t say anything, but just grinned and grinned with his big eyes and old yellow teeth.
"There is a cap"talist now, standing before you!" shouted Mr.
Scarecrow, and his wrists flapped right at Jehosophat, "away with him!"
"Away with him!" shouted one and all--the Little Red Apples, the Shiny Pie Pans, Mr. Stuckup the Turkey, and the Tall Corn Soldiers; and all the time Ole Man Pumpkin kept grinning and grinning, as if he were enjoying himself most cruelly.
Then Mr. Scarecrow said in a solemn voice:
"Soldiers, do your duty with the prisoner!"
And all at once two Tall Corn Soldiers stood on each side of him, grabbed him by one arm, and growled:
"About face--forward march!"
And the first thing he knew, he was being hustled very swiftly over towards the Pond.
The Little Red Apples and the Shiny Pie Pans rolled on ahead, chattering gaily to each other; Mr. Stuckup marched on very pompously; Ole Man Pumpkin b.u.mped along just in front; the two Corn Soldiers marched by his side; and a lot of others p.r.i.c.ked him from behind with their sharp, cruel spears.
What were they going to do with him? _That_ was the question.
He was soon to know, for they had reached the edge of the Pond.
"Duck him!" shouted the Little Red Apples in glee.
And the Tall Corn Soldiers seized Jehosophat by the hair on the top of his head, and shoved him under the water, way under, oh, way, way under.
"Give me a bite!" said the first Little Red Apple, snapping at their prisoner"s face when he came to the surface again.
"Me, too!" shouted the second.
"A big one for me!" yelled the third, and they all rolled in the water and bobbed around, b.u.mping up against his face and trying their best to take a nip out of his cheeks.
He never had known before that apples had teeth, but, sure enough, he felt them now--there was actually a little piece gone from each side of his face.
"Great fun, Hallowe"en!" they called to one another as they bobbed about, still snapping at his cheeks.
"Enough!" It was the two Corn Soldiers who spoke, and Jehosophat was dragged from the Pond. He was dripping wet and he felt pretty cold in his pajamas.
"Now it"s my turn," said Ole Man Pumpkin. "Take him to the workshop, there"s a lot of sharp tools there."
Tools! Whatever could they be going to do with him now! But he had no time to think, for there they were, all b.u.mping, or rolling, or stalking along, to the workshop, and taking him with them. They had no keys, but they managed to enter just the same.
"On the table--come, up with him!"
And immediately the two Corn Soldiers siezed him by the arms and hoisted him on the table, where he sat in his little pajamas, like a tailor, with his knees crossed under him. But what was the idea? What was that Ole Man Pumpkin telling the Corn Soldiers?
"Just cut a little hole in the top of his head--just enough to scoop out his insides. Quick work, or he"ll spoil."
"Save the drumstick for me," gobbled Mr. Stuck-up, "they didn"t bother me much on Hallowe"en, but I"m going to get even for Thanksgiving."
And all the time the Little Red Apples rolled around the floor in high glee; and the Shiny Pie Pans danced against each other, making a noise like the cymbals of the Salvation Army parade; and Ole Man Pumpkin kept sharpening and sharpening his knife.
Then--then--but it was a new voice that was speaking to him.
"Get up!" it said.
It wasn"t Ole Man Pumpkin that was telling him to get up on that table, so he could scalp him. It was Mother telling him to sit up in bed!
"I knew they had too much pie," she was saying, and, "come, dear, open your mouth; take this and you"ll feel better in the morning."
She was on one side of the bed, and Father was on the other, ready to take a hand, as he always did under the circ.u.mstances.
They weren"t pleasant, either, the circ.u.mstances, for they were,--first Father"s grip on his arm, then a tablespoon--not a teaspoon, or a dessert spoon, but a tablespoon, such as a giant might use--full of a thick yellow liquid from that bottle they hated so, and pointed right at his tongue.
[Ill.u.s.tration: ""Cut a hole in the top of his head--just enough to scoop out his insides," said Ole Man Pumpkin."]