making believe he had ordered it.
"Merci, Madame!" replied he, for his wife had taught him a little French.
"One may sleep _mal a propos,_" muttered the woman in his ear. "My man is at the fair, and there are people here who are not worth any great things."
Dodd rubbed his eyes and saw those two foul faces at the end of the kitchen: for such it was, though called _salle a manger._ "Humph!" said he; and instinctively b.u.t.toned his coat.
At that Thibout touched Moinard"s knee under the table.
Fullalove came in soon after to say he had got two horses, and they would be here in a quarter of an hour.
"Well, but Vespasian? how is he to go?" inquired Dodd.
"Oh, we"ll send him on ahead, and then ride and tie."
"No, no," said Dodd, "I"ll go ahead. That will shake me up. I think I should tumble off a horse; I"m so dead sleepy."
Accordingly he started to walk on the road to Boulogne.
He had not been gone three minutes when Moinard sauntered out.
Moinard had not been gone two minutes when Thibout strolled out.
Moinard kept Dodd in sight and Thibout kept Moinard.
The horses were brought soon after, but unfortunately the pair did not start immediately, though, had they known it, every moment was precious.
They wasted time in argument. Vespasian had come down with a diamond ring in one ear, and a ruby in the other. Fullalove saw this retrograde step, and said grimly, "Have you washed but half your face, or is this a return to savagery?"
Vespasian wore an air of offended dignity. "No, sar; these yar decorations come off a lady ob i cibilisation: Missy Beresford donated "em me. Says she, "Ma.s.sah Black"--yah! yah! She always nick-nominates dis child Ma.s.sa Black--"while I was praying Goramighty for self and pickaninny, I seen you out of one corner of my eye admirationing my rings; den just you take "em," says dat ar aristocracy: "for I don"t admirationise "em none: I"ve been shipwrecked." So I took "em wid incredible condescension; and dat ar beautiful lady says to me, "Oh, get along wid your nonsense about coloured skins! I have inspectionated your conduct, Ma.s.sa Black, and likewise your performances on the slack rope,"
says she, "in time of shipwreck: and darn me," says she, "but you are a man, you are." "No, Missy," says I superciliously, "dis child am not a man, if you please, but a coloured gemman."" He added, he had put them in his ears because the biggest would not go on his little finger.
Fullalove groaned. "And of course, the next thing, you"ll ring your snout like a pig or a Patagonian. There, come along, ye darn"d--Anomaly."
He was going to say "Cuss," but remembering his pupil"s late heroic conduct, softened it down to Anomaly.
But Vespasian always measured the force of words by their length or obscurity. "Anomaly" cut him to the heart: he rode off in moody silence and dejection, asking himself sorrowfully what he had done that such a mountain of vituperation should fall on him. "Anomaly!!"
They cantered along in silence; for Fullalove was digesting this new trait in his pupil, and asking himself could he train it out, or must he cross it out. Just outside the town they met Captain Robarts walking in; he had landed three miles off down the coast. "Hallo!" said Fullalove.
"I suppose you thought I was drowned?" said Robarts spitefully; "but you see I"m alive still."
Fullalove replied, "Well, captain, that is only one mistake more you"ve made, I reckon."
About two English miles from the town they came to a long straight slope up and down, where they could see a league before them; and there they caught sight of David Dodd"s tall figure mounting the opposite rise.
Behind him at some little distance were two men going the same way, but on the gra.s.s by the roadside, whereas David was on the middle of the road.
"He walks well for Jacky Tar," said Fullalove.
"Iss, sar," said Vespasian sulkily; "but dis "a.n.a.logy" tink he not walk so fast as those two behind him, cos they catch him up."
Now Vespasian had hardly uttered these words when a thing occurred, so sudden and alarming, that the speaker"s eyes protruded, and he was dumfounded a moment; the next a loud cry burst from both him and his companion at once, and they lashed their horses to the gallop and went tearing down the hill in a fury of rage and apprehension.
Mr. Fullalove was right, I think: a sailor is seldom a smart walker; but Dodd was a cricketer, you know, as well. He swung along at a good pace and in high spirits. He had lost nothing but a few clothes, and a quadrant, and a chronometer; it was a cheap wreck to him, and a joyful one: for peril past is present delight. He had saved his life, and what he valued more, his children"s money. Never was that dear companion of his perils so precious to him as now. One might almost fancy that, by some strange sympathy, he felt the immediate happiness of his daughter depended on it. Many in my day believe that human minds can thus communicate, overleaping material distances. Not knowing, I can"t say.
However, no such solution is really needed here. All the members of a united and loving family feel together and work together--without specific concert--though hemispheres lie between: it is one of the beautiful traits of true family affection. Now the Dodds, father, mother, sister, brother, were more one in heart and love than any other family I ever saw: woe to them if they had not.
David, then, walked towards Boulogne that afternoon a happy man. Already he tasted by antic.i.p.ation the warm caresses of his wife and children, and saw himself seated at the hearth, with those beloved ones cl.u.s.tering close round him. How would he tell them Its adventures--Its dangers from pirates--Its loss at sea--Its recovery--Its wreck--Its coming ash.o.r.e dry as a bone; and conclude by taking It out of his bosom and dropping It in his wife"s lap with "Cheer, boys, cheer!"
Trudging on in this delightful reverie, his ear detected a pitpat at some distance behind him: he looked round with very slight curiosity and saw two men coming up. Even in that hasty glance he recognised the foulface of Andre Tiribout, a face not to be forgotten in a day. I don"t know how it was, but he saw in a moment that face was after him to rob him, and he naturally enough concluded It was their object.
And he was without a weapon, and they were doubtless armed. Indeed, Thibout was swinging a heavy cudgel.
Poor Dodd"s mind went into a whirl and his body into a cold sweat. In such moments men live a year. To gain a little time he walked swiftly on, pretending not to have noticed them: but oh! his eyes roved wildly to each side of the road for a chance of escape. He saw none. To his right was a precipitous rock; to his left a profound ravine with a torrent below, and the sides scantily clothed with fir-trees and bushes: he was, in fact, near the top of a long rising ground called _"La Mauvaise Cote,_" on account of a murder committed there two hundred years ago.
Presently he heard the men close behind him. At the same moment he saw at the side of the ravine a flint stone about the size of two fists: he made but three swift strides, s.n.a.t.c.hed it up, and turned to meet the robbers, drawing himself up high, and showing fight in every inch.
The men were upon him. His change of att.i.tude was so sudden and fiery that they recoiled a step. But it was only for a moment: they had gone too far to retreat; they divided, and Thibout attacked him on his left with uplifted cudgel, and Moinard on his right with a long glittering knife. The latter, to guard his head from the stone, whipped off his hat and held it before his head: but Dodd was what is called "left handed:"
"ambidexter" would be nearer the mark (he carved and wrote with his right hand, heaved weights and flung cricket-b.a.l.l.s with his left).
He stepped forward, flung the stone in Thibout"s face with perfect precision, and that bitter impetus a good thrower lends at the moment of delivery, and almost at the same moment shot out his right hand and caught Moinard by the throat. Sharper and fiercer collision was never seen than of these three.
Thibout"s face crashed; his blood squirted all round the stone, and eight yards off lay that a.s.sailant on his back.
Moinard was more fortunate: he got two inches of his knife into Dodd"s left shoulder, at the very moment Dodd caught him in his right-hand vice. And now one vengeful hand of iron grasped him felly by the throat; another seized his knife arm and twisted it back like a child"s. He kicked and struggled furiously, but in half a minute the mighty English arm and iron fingers held the limp body of Jacques Moinard with its knees knocking, temples bursting, throat relaxed, eyes protruding, and livid tongue lolling down to his chin. A few seconds more, and, with the same stalwart arm that kept his relaxed and sinking body from falling, Dodd gave him one fierce whirl round to the edge of the road, then put a foot to his middle, and spurned his carcase with amazing force and fury down the precipice. Crunch! crunch! it plunged from tree to tree, from bush to bush, and at last rolled into a thick bramble, and there stuck in the form of a crescent But Dodd had no sooner sent him headlong by that mighty effort, than his own sight darkened, his head swam, and, after staggering a little way, he sank down in a state bordering on insensibility. Meantime Fullalove and Vespasian were galloping down the opposite hill to his rescue.
Unfortunately, Andre Thibout was not dead, nor even mortally wounded. He was struck on the nose and mouth; that nose was flat for the rest of his life, and half of his front teeth were battered out of their sockets, but he fell, not from the brain being stunned, but the body driven to earth by the mere physical force of so momentous a blow, knocked down like a ninepin. He now sat up bewildered, and found himself in a pool of blood, his own. He had little sensation of pain, but he put his hand to his face, and found scarce a trace of his features, and his hand came away gory. He groaned.
Rising to his feet, he saw Dodd sitting at some distance; his first impulse was to fly from so terrible an antagonist, but, as he made for the ravine, he observed that Dodd was in a helpless condition, wounded perhaps by Moinard. And where was Moinard?
Nothing visible of him but his knife: that lay glittering in the road.
Thibout with anxious eye turned towards Dodd, kneeled to pick it up, and in the act a drop of his own blood fell on the dust beside it. He snarled like a wounded tiger, spat out half-a-dozen teeth, and crept on tiptoe to his safe revenge.
Awake from your lethargy or you are a dead man!
No! Thibout got to him unperceived, and the knife glittered over his head.
At this moment the air seemed to fill with clattering hoofs and voices, and a pistol-shot rang. Dodd heard and started, and so saw his peril.
He put up his left hand to parry the blow, but feebly. Luckily for him Thibout"s eyes were now turned another way, and glaring with stupid terror out of his mutilated visage: a gigantic mounted fiend, with black face and white gleaming, rolling eyes was coming at him like the wind, uttering horrid howls. Thibout launched himself at the precipice with a shriek of dismay, and went rolling after his comrade; but ere he had gone ten yards he fell across a young larch-tree and hung balanced. Up came the foaming horses: Fullalove dismounted hastily and fired three deliberate shots down at Thibout from his revolver. He rolled off, and never stopped again till he splashed into the torrent, and lay there staining it with blood from his battered face and perforated shoulder.
Vespasian jumped off, and with glistening eyes administered some good brandy to Dodd. He, unconscious of his wound, a slight one, relieved their anxiety by a.s.suring them somewhat faintly he was not hurt, but that, ever since that "tap on the head" he got in the Straits of Gaspar, any angry excitement told on him, made his head swim, and his temples seem to swell from the inside.
"I should have come off second-best but for you, my dear friends. Shake hands over it, do! O, Lord bless you! Lord bless you both. As for you, Vespasian, I do think you are my guardian angel. Why, this is the second time you"ve saved my life. No, it isn"t: for it"s the third."
"Now you git along, Ma.s.sa Cap"n," said Vespasian. "You berry good man, ridicalous good man; and dis child ar"nt no gardening angel at all; he ar a darned Anatomy" (with such a look of offended dignity at Fullalove).
After examining the field of battle and comparing notes, they mounted Dodd on Vespasian"s horse, and walked quietly till Dodd"s head got better; and then they cantered on three abreast, Vespasian in the middle with one sinewy hand on each horse"s mane; and such was his muscular power, that he often relieved his feet by lifting himself clean into the air, and the rest of the time his toe but touched the ground, and he sailed like an ostrich and grinned and chattered like a monkey.