"You had better get your notes, Kitty; you are playing carelessly."
Kitty got her notes, and played carefully, but the result was still, to say the least, most astonishing and unsatisfactory.
"Try "Come, Haste to the Wedding," then." But the jig ran riot to such an extent that Kitty lost her place, stumbled, and finally came to a dead stop.
Poor Miss Pamela listened with a face of deepening dismay, while Ned stood still, with cold chills running down his back, as he was suddenly struck with the appalling idea that he might have undertaken something entirely beyond his abilities, and that the ruin of the cherished old piano might be the possible dreadful result.
"Try a scale, Kitty," again suggested Miss Pamela, with a polite effort to look tranquil.
Oh, that scale--what capers it cut! what unheard-of combinations of fearful sounds it was guilty of! Up and down it jumped and flourished, careering about in a manner as far as possible removed from that of a sober, well-conducted scale. Ba.s.s notes and treble notes ran against each other; high notes and low notes played leap-frog--they groaned, shrieked, and wheezed in a horrid discord, which could not have been worse if a thousand imps had been let loose in the old oaken case.
Did you ever see an intelligent dog with a rustling paper ruffle tied round his tail, paper shoes on, and a fool"s cap on his head? and as everybody laughed at him, and he _knew_ they were doing so, do you remember his reproachful look of helpless, indignant protest against being made to appear ridiculous in spite of himself?
Just such an expression we may imagine that poor old piano would have worn, to any one who could have taken in the full absurdity of the position. A venerable instrument like itself, after thirty-five years of honorable service, thus to be forced to exhibit a levity so unbefitting its age and dignity!
"Well," and Miss Pamela sank into a chair, "it"s very strange--_very strange indeed_."
Poor Ned was red-hot with mortification and chagrin. He certainly was to be pitied. It was very trying indeed to have been led into such a sc.r.a.pe by his boyish over-confidence in his own powers, and a real desire to do a favor. Even through her own surprise, and her distress at what she feared might prove a lasting injury to her precious old piano, Miss Pamela felt sorry for his embarra.s.sment.
"Never mind, Master Ned," she said, in a kindly tone. "I dare say the tuning key was too old, or perhaps you understand modern pianos better.
I don"t believe any real harm is done, and you know I was going to have it tuned with some of the money you were so good as to bring me, so you see I am no worse off than I was before."
As she left the room, Kitty buried her face in her big gingham ap.r.o.n.
"Oh, Kitty, _don"t_ cry!" exclaimed Ned, his trouble greatly increased, if that were possible, by her evident emotion. "Kitty, I"ll have it fixed the first thing--you see if I don"t! I know it can be fixed."
Kitty raised her head, and Ned was wonderfully relieved at seeing that the tears in her eyes were caused by suppressed laughter.
"Oh, Ned, it"s so funny!" she half whispered. "If Aunt Pamela knew I laughed, though, she would never forgive me."
"Kitty, what _is_ the matter, anyhow?" asked Ned, pointing to the piano.
"Why, _I_ don"t know. Don"t _you_ know? I thought you knew all about music and pianos."
"No, I don"t, Kitty," said Ned, in a burst of remorseful frankness. "I"m the only one of the family that don"t. The only things I could ever sing were "Greenland"s Icy Mountains" and "Oh, Susannah" (that"s a song mother used to sing to us children), and I always got them mixed up, because they begin just alike; so I never dare to sing "Greenland"s Icy"
in church."
Kitty"s words of comfort were as kind as those of her aunt, but Ned felt very anxious to get away from the scene of his discomfiture, and was glad to find himself at last on the road home, where he arrived in due season, finding the family at tea. It was not until he was alone with his father and mother that he unburdened himself.
"Father," he began, with some effort, "will you allow me to send a person at your expense to tune Miss Pamela"s piano?"
"At _my_ expense? Well, I should want first to know why you ask it."
"The fact of it is, sir, I undertook to tune it myself, and--well, I"m afraid I made a bad business of it."
"_You did_ WHAT?" asked his mother, turning on him a look of such comical amazement that he could not help laughing, although he turned redder than before.
"I tuned her piano."
"Where did _you_ ever learn to tune a piano? I always thought you had no ear for music."
"I didn"t do it with my ears, I did it with my hands, and it was hard enough work, too. They are all blistered, and my wrists ache, and I am as lame all over as if I had been sawing wood all day."
"How did you do it? and, in the name of all that is ridiculous, _why_?"
gasped his mother.
"Well, I did it just as I"ve seen Seaflatt do yours. I screwed every wire up as tight as I could, and kept on fiddling with the other hand on the key to see if it kept on sounding, just _exactly_ as he always does."
Ned never forgot the peal of laughter which came from his parents. Both keenly relished the joke, and when Ned learned that what he had done could easily be undone, he felt so much relieved as to be able to laugh with them.
"Yes," said his father, emphatically, when he could recover his voice, "I think you had better send Seaflatt up to Miss Pamela"s as soon as possible, and set her mind at rest."
"And, oh, Ned," said his mother, "if ever you tune another piano, may I be there to see--and hear!"
"If ever I do, ma"am," he answered, with a vigorous shake of the head, "_I hope you may_."
OLD TIMES IN THE COLONIES.
BY CHARLES CARLETON COFFIN.
No. I.
HOW THE INDIANS WERE WRONGED, AND THEIR REVENGE.
At three o"clock Tuesday morning, December 11, 1688, James II., King of England, rose noiselessly from his bed, pa.s.sed with stealthy steps from his palace, entered a carriage in waiting, and was driven rapidly to the bank of the Thames, where he stepped into a boat, and was rowed swiftly down the stream. As the boat shot past the old palace of Lambeth, he flung into the river the Great Seal of England, used in stamping all the royal doc.u.ments to give them validity. He was fleeing from his palace, his throne, his kingdom, and from people whom he had outraged in his attempt to set up an absolute and personal government--to do just as he pleased without regard to law. He believed that the King had the right to be above all laws. The people had risen against him, and had invited his son-in-law, William of Orange, to come over from Holland to aid them in overthrowing James. William had landed at Torbay, and had been so warmly welcomed that James was seeking refuge in France with Louis XIV., whose adopted daughter, Mary of Modena, as she was called, was James"s wife.
"You are still King of England, and I will aid you in securing your throne," said Louis XIV.
It was not simply a generous act on the part of Louis to a fellow-sovereign who was in trouble, but there were ideas behind it.
Louis XIV. believed with James in the absolute right of kings to do just as they pleased: that the people must do their bidding.
"_The state--it is me!_" said Louis, striking his hand upon his breast, to indicate that there was n.o.body else who had a right to say or do anything in regard to law and government.
The people of England, on the other hand, believed that they had the right to make their own laws through a Parliament of their own choosing, and that it was the duty of the King to obey and execute those laws.
James had done what he could to crush out the Protestant religion in England; Louis had driven the Huguenots, who were Protestants, from France, waging a cruel war upon them. Thousands had been killed. More than eight hundred thousand had been compelled to flee to other countries. The war was waged not merely that James might regain his crown, but it was a great struggle for civil and religious freedom. It extended to other countries: battles were fought on the banks of the Rhine, the Danube, the Po; in the meadows of Holland; on the plains of Germany; amid the vineyards of Italy; in the wilderness of North America; on the Pen.o.bscot, Piscataqua, Merrimac, and Mohawk.
All through the years Jesuit priests had been laboring to convert the Indians of Canada to Christianity, and had made them the allies of France. When the war broke out, all the Indians in Maine and New Hampshire sided with the French.
The English, especially the men who bought furs of the Indians, had not always treated them justly.
The traders cheated them when buying their beaver skins. They would put the furs on one side of the balance, and bear down the other with their hands, saying a man"s hand weighed a pound. The Dutch fur-traders on the Hudson used their feet instead of their hands. The simple-hearted red men, knowing nothing of balances and weights, could only look on in astonishment, wondering at the lightness of the skins. The Indians of Maine and New Hampshire had a grudge against Major Waldron, who lived at Dover, New Hampshire.
"His hand weighs too much," they said.