Let"s lead the applause on the strong points."
So they stayed, and their efforts were attended with such success, that they might have had a free pa.s.s for future performances. Every time the hero said, "I am the just man and you are the villain," or the heroine declared she would never leave him while life lasted, or showed other symptoms of heroism, the knot of students would stamp, and applaud, and rouse the finer feelings of the whole house. The grateful actors certainly did warm up, and delivered with more and more vim their honest expressions of lofty sentiment and occasional touches of patriotism, the latter utterly uncalled for, but always welcome. The audience became worked up as well, but in the last act suddenly began to hiss.
"Hullo! what"s up now?" asked Gray, who had not taken the Athenaeum course faithfully, and was not learned in it; "what are they hissing at?"
"Good gracious, man," answered Hudson, "don"t you see? Don"t display your ignorance. They are hissing the villain. It"s the greatest compliment you can pay him. Go ahead, hiss like a good one."
On the whole, the performance was a grand success, and Hudson insisted that Gray had made an undoubted conquest of the second lady. After it was over some one mentioned "broiled lob. and musty," at Parks, but it was voted to return to Cambridge and make a rarebit there.
"We"ll go pull out Ned Burleigh, and have it in his room," suggested d.i.c.k.
"No you don"t!" exclaimed Hudson. "You forget I"m his chum. I"ll have no Welsh rarebit made in that room unless we draw lots and I get stuck. The room would smell of cheese and stale beer for twenty-four hours."
"Let"s land on Rattleton then. We"ll teach him to lie."
Feeling in a luxurious mood they scorned the cars, and chartered a herdic, four men getting inside and three on the roof. For those readers who know not the herdic, I will explain that it is a sort of tiny omnibus in which four thin people can sit uncomfortably. It usually has two wheels and never more than one horse--sometimes not quite as much.
"I may as well tell you before we start," said Stoughton, who sat on the top, to the driver, "that we are not Freshmen, so don"t break a spring on the bridge and tell us that it will cost you ten dollars to get it mended."
"I know you"re old hands," answered Jehu, with a grin, "I know youse fellers. I remember your face pertickler. Mebbe you disrecollect comin"
out with me one night from Parker"s. Let"s see, guess it was two years ago, after the Inst.i.toot dinner."
"All right, my friend, say no more," acknowledged d.i.c.k, as the other two men shouted. "The drink is on me. Here is the price of it."
The door at the back of the herdic is held shut with a strap that leads through the roof to the driver"s seat. This was secured firmly, so as to keep the inside pa.s.sengers safe, for it is an established courtesy for those inside to slip out when near the college, leaving the others to pay the driver and joining them later. By means of the strap, however, and the lack of a knife among the insiders, all arrived well together at the building where Rattleton roomed.
"I"ll go to the Fly and get the cheese and beer," said Gray. "You get your chafing-dish, d.i.c.k."
Stoughton roomed in the same building with Rattleton, as did Hudson and Burleigh. While he went after his chafing-dish the others reconnoitered Rattleton"s quarters. The door was locked and all was dark. The gla.s.s ventilator over the door, however, was unfastened, and large enough to admit a man. Jack Rattleton always left his ventilator unfastened, for he often depended on it for his own ingress. The reason of this was very simple,--the door had a spring bolt, and it was characteristic of Mr.
Rattleton"s nature to frequently leave his keys inside and shut the door when he went out. It was a very simple matter for Hudson to climb over the door through this ventilator, drop down, and open the door from the inside.
"Look out for Blathers," said one man. "If that pretty pup is in there he"ll take a piece out of your leg."
"He knows my voice," answered Hudson, as he "shinned" over. He let the rest in and lit the gas. Rattleton was not in his bedroom.
"Humph," grunted Hudson. "Said he wasn"t well and was going to turn in early. The abominable liar."
They poked up the fire and had it roaring when Stoughton returned, bearing the chafing-dish and a long pipe, his dear Mary Jane.
"That"s a good idea," said Hudson, as his eye fell on the latter article. "You"ve brought that disgusting black pipe. We can stand it for a while, and it will permeate Jack"s room and teach him the beauty of truth. Puff away on Mary; serve Jack right."
Rattleton"s plates and other necessities were foraged out by the time Gray appeared with the cheese and beer. Not seeing Rattleton, he asked how the others had got in. Hudson explained. "This open ventilator habit of Jack"s" he added, "is worse than rooming on the ground floor. Ned Burleigh and I had enough of that in Freshman year, before we moved up here. Our room was a regular darned club. Everybody would drop in there between lectures, chin when we wanted to study, and smoke our tobacco, just because it was too much trouble to go up-stairs. We couldn"t leave our window open at night without having some fools crawl in, at any time after midnight, and raise the deuce."
"Yes, I remember. It was very pleasant," remarked Stoughton.
The creation of the rarebit was well under way with the usual accompaniment of advice and altercation over the ingredients, when shouts were heard from under the window, of "Jack, Jack Rat, Oh, Jack!"
Hudson threw up the window and saw Holworthy and Randolph below in a buggy. "Mr. Rattleton is not in, gentlemen," he said, "but come right up and make yourselves at home."
"All right; be with you in a moment, as soon as we have taken this trap round to Blake"s."
"It is the two society fritterlings," announced Hudson, as he drew in his head. A few minutes later Randolph and Holworthy appeared in their big coats.
"Seems to me you"re back from your ball pretty early," observed Gray.
"Hol didn"t find the person there he wanted to see, so he soured on the whole thing and dragged me away early," Jack Randolph explained.
"What a whopper," said Holworthy, as he took off his ulster. "It was very stupid, and Jack himself suggested that we should be happier in Cambridge."
"Aha," cried Stoughton, who was stirring the "bunny" with a master hand.
"Very nice. Two gentlemen in faultless evening attire. They"ll do for the waiters. Here, quick, hand up your plates before this thing gets cold."
While they were eating the rarebit, a step was heard in the entry, accompanied by the trotting feet of a dog, and the locked door was tried. Then a familiar voice drawled "What the devil is going on in here?"
"Hullo, Jack," cried Stoughton, "come right in. Don"t be bashful."
"Open the door, you arrant burglars," demanded Rattleton. "My keys are on my bureau, or somewhere inside."
"Climb over the transom as I did," Hudson called. "You"ll have to turn your back to the company in the performance, but don"t mind the awkwardness of the position."
"We"ll excuse your back. We have your hair-brushes and the fire shovel already," added Randolph, cheerily.
"Don"t be such babies," said Jack, (whenever any of the gang was at a disadvantage, he was apt to age suddenly) "come, let me in."
"Are you sorry you told a naughty fib to-night?" asked Hudson, with his hand on the k.n.o.b.
"Yes."
"Will you set up the ingredients for a punch?"
"Yes."
"All right then, you may come in," said Hudson, graciously, opening the door.
"How was the play?" inquired Jack, pleasantly, as he went into his bedroom after the wash-basin, the regular understudy for a punch-bowl.
"Enjoyed it immensely, in spite of your wishes for our entertainment,"
Hudson declared. "We know now your ideal of talent and beauty."
"Don"t blame me. That was all Burleigh"s rot," protested Jack, apologetically, but with a chuckle. "Why don"t you pull him out?"
"That is a good plan," a.s.sented Hudson. "Two of you come up and help me capture the elephant. He may resist." A committee of three went up to wait upon Burleigh.
"What is the sense of this meeting as to the temperature of the grog?"
asked Rattleton.
"Hot!" promptly moved the two who had driven over from Brookline. The motion was carried, so Jack put the kettle on the fire.
"Speaking of the drama and brother Burleigh," said Holworthy, "do you remember the time, d.i.c.k, that we saw the old man suping in that spectacular play in Soph.o.m.ore year?"