Uncle Nathan uttered a very peculiar "O!" and, seemingly perfectly satisfied with this explanation, asked to be shown his berth. The captain consulted the clerk, and the clerk consulted the berth-book, which conveyed the astounding intelligence that the berths were all taken!
"All taken!" exclaimed Uncle Nathan, aghast. "Haven"t I paid for one?"
The gentlemanly clerk acknowledged that he _had_ paid for one, and kindly offered him a mattress on the floor, a.s.suring him that there would be plenty of berths after the boat got off.
Uncle Nathan did not see how this could be, and was informed that many berths taken were not claimed.[1]
[Footnote 1: Western steamers seldom start at the time they advertise, but wait until they are full of freight and pa.s.sengers. The latter are boarded on them from the time they take pa.s.sage, if they wish,--often a week or ten days. Berths are often engaged by "loafers," who eat and sleep on board, and grumble at the detention, but who suddenly decamp when the boat starts.]
Contenting himself with this explanation, Uncle Nathan sought the boiler deck again, to obtain the only possible oblivion for his uneasiness in the society of mongrel gentlemen and monstrous mosquitos. Those who have been subjected to these steamboat impositions will readily perceive that Uncle Nathan was in no very agreeable state of mind. He was, to a certain extent, home-sick. There was something in his expectant state, and something in the gloomy aspect of the low city with its cheerless lights, in the damp atmosphere and the clouds of mosquitos, to produce a sigh for home and its joys. If any one had hummed "Sweet Home" in his ears, it would have brought the tears to his eyes. He thought of everything connected with his hallowed home: of the good-natured spinster who was his housekeeper, and of the ten-acre lots upon his farm; of the red steers and the gray mare; of the s.h.a.ggy watch-dog and the tabby-cat; of home in all its minutiae. Its familiar scenes visited him with a vividness which added ten-fold to their influence. He was as far abstracted as the mosquitos, which gathered in swarms upon every tenable spot of his flesh, would permit, when his meditations were disturbed by the gentleman who occupied the next chair. He wore the uniform of the army, and was battling the mosquitos with the smoke of a plantation cigar, which bore a very striking resemblance to those rolls of the weed vulgarly denominated "long nines."
This gentleman was Henry Carroll, who had been in waiting three days for the sailing of the Chalmetta. On his return from Georgia he had not deemed it prudent to visit Bellevue. Of the startling events which had transpired there since his departure he was in entire ignorance.
"No prospect of getting off to-night, is there?" said he to Uncle Nathan.
"Not the least," replied the latter. "The cap"n just told me the mail hadn"t come, so he should have to wait till mornin"."
Henry turned to Uncle Nathan rather sharply, to discover any mischief which might lurk in his expression. Perceiving that he looked perfectly sincere, and was innocent of any intention to quiz him, he merely uttered, in the most contemptuous tone, the single word "Humbug!"
"You seem a leetle out o" sorts," returned Uncle Nathan, piqued at the coldness with which his intelligence was received.
"Well, sir, I think I have very good reason to be so," returned Henry; "for I have lain about this boat, like a dead dragoon, for three days, in suspense."
"You don"t say so!" responded Uncle Nathan, with interest. "When did they tell you they should start?"
"The captain said in about ten minutes," answered Henry, with a smile.
"Good gracious! he told me the same thing!" said Uncle Nathan, astonished at the coincidence.
"But I knew he lied, when he said so; yet the boat seemed full of pa.s.sengers, and I did not expect to wait so long."
"Don"t you think they will get started to-morrow?"
"I cannot venture an opinion, having been so often deceived. The captain is trying to get a freight of soldiers on deck. The city is full of them now, returning to their respective states."
"Then he has taken me in most outrageously," said the New Englander, with emphasis.
"A very common occurrence, sir," replied Henry, who now explained to his companion some of the tricks of Western steamboat captains.
"Is there no remedy?" asked Uncle Nathan, anxiously.
"Certainly; you can go in the next boat, if you choose. I shall take the "Belle of the West," which I am pretty well a.s.sured will sail to-morrow, if this one does not. But I prefer this, as many of my friends go in her."
"But will they give you back your pa.s.sage-money again?" asked the economical Yankee.
"I have not paid it yet," replied Henry, now understanding the position of his fellow-traveller.
"Then how did you secure a berth? The sign in the cabin says "No berth secured till paid for.""
"I see how it is. You have been dealing with these fellows as though they were honest men." He then explained that there is no security against imposition for travellers who pay their pa.s.sage in advance, in case the boat gets aground, or the captain pleases to detain them an unreasonable time; that the "old stagers" never show their money till the trip is up; and much more useful information for the voyager on the Western rivers.
"And I have no berth yet! The fellow promised me one when we got off,"
said Uncle Nathan, chopfallen; for, if any one is keenly sensitive to an imposition, the Yankee is the man.
"There you are lame again," replied Henry. "You may get one, and you may not. As you have paid your fare, you had better keep quiet, and to-morrow I will a.s.sist you in securing your rights."
"Thank ye," replied Uncle Nathan, truly grateful for the kind sympathy of the officer. "I had no sort of idee that they played _such_ tricks upon travellers."
"Fact, sir; this New Orleans is said to be a very naughty place,"
returned Henry, amused at the simplicity of his companion.
"True as gospel!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Uncle Nathan, fervently.
"Have you been here long?"
"Only about ten days; but I have seen more iniquity in that time than I supposed the whole airth contained."
Henry smiled at the fervid utterance of his companion.
"You are from the North, I perceive," said he.
"Yes, sir, I am from Brookville, State of Ma.s.sachusetts, which, thank the Lord, is a long way from New Orleans!"
"Still, there are some excellent people here," suggested Henry, who had known and appreciated Southern kindness and hospitality.
"Well--yes--I suppose there is; but their morals and religion are shockin". It made my blood run cold, and my hair stand on eend, to see a company of soldiers marchin" through the streets last Sabba" day, to the tune of "Hail Columby;" and then to think of b.a.l.l.s and theatres on the Lord"s day night, really it"s terrible. I wouldn"t live in sich a place for all the world!"
"Very different from New England, certainly," replied Henry, good-naturedly, for it must be confessed he was not so much shocked at these desecrations.
Uncle Nathan discoursed long and eloquently on Sabbath-breaking, gambling and intemperance, which prevail to such an extent in the luxurious metropolis of the South,--as long, at least, as the patience of his new-found military friend would permit. At his suggestion they retired to a hotel for the night, for the mosquitos were in undisturbed possession of the Chalmetta.
CHAPTER VII.
"--And deep the waves beneath them bending glide.
The youth, who seemed to watch a time to sin, Approached the careless guide, and thrust him in."
PARNELL.
"Accoutred as I was, I plunged in."
SHAKSPEARE.
Early on the following morning, Henry Carroll and Uncle Nathan were on board the Chalmetta, ready and eager for a start. But they were doomed to more disappointment. Nearly all day the bell banged and the steam hissed; the captain told a hundred lies, but the boat did not budge an inch from her berth. Still there were certain signs that the hour of departure could not be far distant. Fresh provisions and ice in unusually large quant.i.ties were received on board about noon, and these are unfailing prognostics of "a good time coming."