(t.i.tle – 这就是柯布的第一次 – Zhè jiùshì kē bù de dì yī cì – This is Ke Bu’s First Time)
Author: Angelina
Translator: Renkun27, chiangyushien
Proofreader: KainGuru
【Don"t get me wrong. I just want to try embracing this mentality. If the other person has someone they like, we could immediately break up. Even if it was a date, I wouldn’t ask for such a strange thing. It’s only nominal and nothing more. I’m just curious about the fact that two guys are really dating, that"s all.】 Just follow the agreement, nothing more. Now that both parties have someone they like, it should be the time to break up. The joke was over. They broke up, only to be together again. This time, they were serious.
“In this life, your biggest scheme was to make me accidentally like a man, which turns out to be you.” Ke Bu spoke of unbelievable lies.
“The more you grow up, the less cute you are. Who was crying and begging me not to go?”
“Don’t dig other people’s scars!!”
Ke Bu, who just recovered from his stirred up emotions, was pushed away by Zhi Li, keeping one step away from him. He then cleared his throat: “Now that we’re officially dating, do you know what’s the first thing to do to become lovers?”
“Get into bed.” Zhi Li carried Ke Bu in his arms and threw him on the bed.
“I’ve never heard of it! I’m talking about commitment.” At times, Ke Bu could be surprisingly traditional.
“What the heck is that?” As it happened, he met someone who did not know the tradition. Zhi Li sat on top of Ke Bu and began to undo his b.u.t.tons. The panic-stricken Ke Bu pulled over the quilt and covered the two of them: “It’s broad daylight. Have some moral decency, okay? People will be coming in here later.” Ke Bu’s originally intention in pulling the quilt was that he did not want anyone to come in here and see this strange scene. The second was because he was shy so that he did not want to let Zhi Li see his own face. However, he never imagined that he took the wrong step in his life, which was an important step, and he was doomed to pay a terrible price for this step which made him experience horrifying memories. Inside the quilt, Ke Bu constantly struggled covering the two of them because of their movements and change of positions.
“Don’t move.” In spite of Zhi Li issuing an order, this was concerning his first time, how could Ke Bu give in so suddenly? Even more so, the narrow, dark s.p.a.ce covered by the quilt made Ke Bu more and more breathless and hot, with a little bit of sweat dampening his clothes. He suddenly realized something very frightening, and sure enough, Zhi Li sat on him and did not move. Ke Bu lifted the corner of the quilt to let the light in, and through the light, he caught sight of Zhi Li’s face.
“Zhi, Zhi Li, you listen to me, I heard a cold joke [1] recently, would you allow me to talk about it?” Ke Bu was really terrific. He came up with this cooling method.
([1] In China, a joke that is funny by virtue of being not actually funny at all. The name comes from the fact that when one hears a cold joke, he shivers in terror instead of laughing because the joke is so bad. From Mandarin Chinese, “leng xiao hua.”)
Zhi Li pushed down Ke Bu’s head on the pillow: “You asked for it yourself. Is this the time to be funny?”
“You calm down.”
“In that case, for going out with other men, use your b.a.s.t.a.r.d’s a.s.s to compensate.” Zhi Li leaned over and nibbled Ke Bu’s lower lip. Ke Bu finally gave up his struggle and closed his eyes in despair, and there was nothing in the world that could stop Zhi Li’s dark transformation.
Ke Bu’s eyes were lifeless as he raised his own hands to match with Zhi Li’s as he took off his own shirt, then lifted his own legs up to match with Zhi Li’s as he took off his own pants. It looked as if, if there would be someone who would come in, then they would be forced to kill that person to silence him. Zhi Li patted Ke Bu’s face with his hand: “What’s with that look on your face? Unhappy?”
“No, no, I’m so happy that I’m about to cry.”
“You should look flirtatious, do you hear me?” Zhi Li’s fingertips slipped to Ke Bu’s neck, while his other hand slowly caressed from his knee to the inner portion of his thigh. Ke Bu could not help but tremble, yearning for an endless recovery. The tip of Zhi Li’s tongue brushed along his neck as its moist touch continued going down. Ke Bu could not hold back the weak low moan that bursted out from his mouth. His fingers combed through Zhi Li’s hair: “Uh-ha~ ah~ ah-ha~”
“Open your legs a little bit!”
His groping fingers made Ke Bu incessantly shrink back. l.u.s.t blurred away reason. He was desirous of Zhi Li. He wanted to touch him, and be touched by him. He wanted to love him. He wanted to be loved by him. He wanted all of Zhi Li — his enchanting face, attractive body, moving smile, and annoying character. Even in the most primitive sensory stimulation, Ke Bu was clearly aware of that. No matter the good, the bad, he loved Zhi Li so much.
“Ah ha ~ ~ ah ~ ~ ah ~ ~ I don’t want to~ ~ I definitely don’t want to let you hear it ~ ~”
Zhi Li pulled down the zipper of his pants, unleashing that pent up desire that he could no longer endure, slowly into its warm destination. A burning hot sensation wrapped around him. The contractions made Zhi Li unable to hold on to his own calm. He just wanted to go deeper. He just wanted to hear him let out a deep moan. His hands clutched Ke Bu’s waist tightly: “Call out my name.”
“Ah~ ~ Zhi Li ~ ~ it feels good ~ ~ Zhi Li ~ ~” This was definitely not because he wanted to cooperate with Zhi Li, he was just thinking out of his own instinct. He felt the foreign body part swelled up rather big.
“Ah ah ~ ~ ah ah ~ ~ don’t be too hard, inside, will, will be bad.”
“It doesn’t matter.”
“Of course it does matter!!”
“You b.a.s.t.a.r.d, don’t say anything useless, hurry and yell out.” Zhi Li’s lower part of the body increased the strength.
“Ah ~ ~ ~”
“Too artificial.”
“Ah ah ah ah ~ ~ ~”
Zhi Li frowned as he increased the strength, and Ke Bu’s bent up legs were somewhat unable to bear. With both hands holding on to Zhi Li’s chest, cheeks red, and his misty eyes remained captivating, he gazed at Zhi Li with an ambiguous look: “Ah Ah ~ ~ Zhi Li ~ ~ Gently ~ ~” Zhi Li was dumbfounded for a moment, then a thin smile of satisfaction hang on the corners of his mouth.
Ke Bu did not know how many times he was being ferociously pressed and was able to survive on his last legs. Zhi Li’s words kept on lingering in his mind: 【Lower your waist a little, move your a.s.s up a bit】 【You came out too fast】 【You b.a.s.t.a.r.d, focus your mind】 【Lift your legs up, hurry up】 Ke Bu’s closed eyes suddenly opened. He was clinging to his arms. Now, the only thing that could move around in his body was his head and hands. His first time, although he never imagined how wonderful it would be, he also never thought it would end up in a nearly-violent way.
Zhi Li stretched out his hand and dragged Ke Bu into his arms.
“Painful, painful, painful…”
“What’s the fuss? It’ll be comfortable next time.”
“You talk so irresponsibly, you’re the one who was satisfied.” Ke Bu complained.
“You’re still not satisfied?”
“That’s not what I meant!!” Ke Bu nagged in Zhi Li’s embrace, then finally whispered: “In order to pay tribute to my first time, it’s best to take the responsibility. Actually, even if I die, my b.u.t.t still won’t let you go. I’ll turn into a ghost and pester you.”
“You look for me once again.”
“…”
The next morning, Ke Bu got up from his bed to take a bath, he just took off his shirt, and found Chu Haoyu’s face has turned green as he stared at his body.
“Why, don’t drool at me.”
Chu Haoyu shouted as he rushed out of the dormitory room: “Zhi Li, not good!! Ke Bu got syphilis!! Don’t sleep with him!!! It’s contagious!!”
“Son of a b****! Your voice is too loud.” Ke Bu angrily gritted his teeth. What the h.e.l.l was going on? He bowed his head and found red marks on his belly. He rushed to the mirror. His back and neck were full of marks left by Zhi Li yesterday!
“Zhi Li is a jerk!! Zhi Li is a big jerk!! Zhi Li is the biggest jerk in the world!!”