"South Avenue Church is considered one of the choicest pastorates our Conference affords," hastily interrupted Dr. Campbell, while his wife quickly buried her face in her sewing again, to hide the smile dancing in her eyes.
"Is it?" Peace looked genuinely surprised. "It"s always sc.r.a.pping. _I"d_ hate to be its preacher. Papa had a _nawful_ time in his last church "cause they picked on him to sc.r.a.p about. He got sent where he didn"t want to go, and in the end he had to quit,--just plumb worn out by being jumped on. He was a good man, too."
The President looked uncomfortable. "But Peace," he argued, "you are too young to understand such matters. I haven"t the slightest doubt that Dr.
Shumway is a good man and an excellent preacher. In fact, he comes most highly recommended. We aren"t objecting to him personally. It"s the principle of the thing--"
"Well, if the Pendennis Church people had kicked the principle instead of Papa, maybe he"d be a live preacher yet and not an angel."
Dr. Campbell lapsed into silence. What was the use of arguing with a child? He was tired from a strenuous day"s work at the University and disgusted with the bishop"s pig-headed perversity. It was early in the evening yet, but perhaps bed was the best place for him in his state of mind; so excusing himself and bidding the trio good-night, he stalked off upstairs.
Peace had forgotten all about the bishop and Dr. Shumway when she awoke the next morning, and might have paid no more attention to the South Avenue Church discussions, had she not chanced to overhear a conversation not intended for her ears. It was after luncheon, Cherry and Allee had returned to school, the older sisters were not expected for hours yet, and Peace was just composing herself for a nap, having nothing else to fill in the long afternoon until school should close for the day, when the telephone bell rang, and Mrs. Campbell herself answered it.
Thinking it might be a message from her St. Elspeth or Aunt Pen, who never were too busy to remember the little prisoner at the other end of the city, Peace popped her head up to listen, and heard her grandmother say slowly and with evident regret, "I"m so sorry, Mrs. York, but I don"t see how I can.--O, yes, indeed, I had planned on it, but circ.u.mstances, you know.--She"s doing nicely, but I can"t very well leave her alone all the afternoon.--No, but the two smaller girls are in school until half-past three, Gail and Faith have recitations up through the sixth hour at the University, and Hope went with her cla.s.s to view that collection of antiquities at the Public Library.--Well, you see, this is Gussie"s afternoon out, and--No, never with Marie.--I had counted upon Hope"s being here to keep her company.--I am sorry to disappoint you, but I a.s.sure you I am very much more disappointed on my own account--"
"Grandma!"
"Good-bye. I suppose I shall see you Sunday!"
"Grandma!"
"All right. Good-bye."
"Grandma! Can"t you hear me?"
"Yes, dearie, but I was at the telephone."
"I know it, and I wanted you to tell Mrs. York that you"d come."
"But, childie, I can"t leave you here all alone. You and Marie--"
"Fight. Yes, I know. But you might take me along. Couldn"t you?"
Mrs. Campbell was startled. This was the first time since the accident that Peace had showed any desire to go beyond the boundaries of the garden; and the woman glanced suspiciously at the eager face, thinking that the suggestion meant a sacrifice of the child"s own wishes. But the eyes were shining with their old-time enthusiasm, and Mrs. Campbell said hesitatingly, "It"s a Missionary Conference, dear."
"I always did like missionary meetings," Peace reminded her.
"But this will be different,--mostly statistics, reports and discussions. I am afraid you would find it very dull."
"Women can be awfully dull sometimes," Peace admitted cheerfully. "But you want to go, I haven"t anything to do, and I might just as well be watching the crowds there as taking a nap here at home. Then both of us would be amused, while here, you would be thinking of what you"d missed, and I"d be just itching for something to do."
"But supposing the proceedings don"t amuse you?" smiled the woman.
"Then I"ll go to sleep like Deacon Skinner always did in Parker. Or I might take along something to read, s"posing things get too awfully dry."
"Would you really like to go?" Mrs. Campbell was still a little doubtful, though from her manner of glancing at the clock, and then down the street, it was evident that she herself very much desired to attend that afternoon"s session of the Conference.
"Sure," Peace answered promptly, and Mrs. Campbell allowed herself to be persuaded. So half an hour later the brown-eyed maid found herself trundling down the familiar streets in her wheel-chair.
It was a clear, cold day, and the crisp air smelled of fallen leaves and bonfires; and both woman and child sniffed hungrily at the delicious odors of Autumn. Peace was almost reluctant to enter the big church when they reached it, for the lure of the open air was great, the blue sky charming, and even the leafless trees and frost-blackened shrubs were enticing.
Once inside the building, however, she forgot all else in watching the crowd of enthusiastic ladies trotting to and fro and mingling with the throng of black-frocked ministers gathered for the closing sessions of the Annual Conference. Even when the meeting was called to order and the afternoon"s business begun, Peace did not lose her interest, though she understood very little of what was going on, and wondered how her grandmother or any other sensible soul could be interested in the long lists of stupid figures that were read from time to time.
"Sounds "s if they were learning their multiplication tables," she giggled, "and when they all get to gabbling at once,--that"s the Chinese of it."
"What"s the Chinese of it, if I may ask?" inquired a deep voice in her ear; and thinking it was her beloved St. John, she whirled about to find a friendly-eyed stranger just sitting down in the pew behind her chair.
She had forgotten her surroundings, and had spoken her thoughts aloud.
"Mercy!" she gasped. "I thought I had this corner all to myself. I never s"pected anyone was near enough to hear what I said. Once before I did that same thing, and a minister caught me at it that time, too. Your voice sounds like his,--deep and bull-froggy. I "most called you St.
John before I saw it was someone else. Are you a missionary?"
"O, no. Just a--"
"Plain preacher?" finished Peace, as he hesitated a moment with his sentence incomplete.
"Yes, just a plain preacher," he laughed.
"Well, I thought you had a missionaryish look about you. That"s why I asked. I"ve been trying all the afternoon to sort out the gang--"
"Do what?" He was frankly amazed.
"Now I s"pose I"ve shocked you," she cried penitently. "Grandma doesn"t like me to use such words, but I keep forgetting. I meant I"d been trying to pick out the missionaries and ministers, and the bishop. I "specially wanted a look at the bishop, but I haven"t seen a wink of him yet."
"And why are you so anxious to see the bishop, my girl?" asked her newly found acquaintance, smiling in amus.e.m.e.nt. "He surely ought to be flattered--"
"I want to see if he looks beery."
"Beery!" The broad face of her companion looked like an enlarged exclamation point.
"Yes,--he"s got such a beery name. Fancy a man called Malthouse being a minister, and a bishop at that! I couldn"t help wondering if his face fitted his job any better than his name."
"Well--as to that--I"m not--prepared to say," stammered the big man beside her.
"Don"t you know him?"
"O, yes, quite well."
"Is he good-looking?"
"Well, you know folks differ in their ideas of what good-looking means,"
he hedged, seeming somewhat embarra.s.sed.
"I took that _extinguished_ looking man over there in the corner for the bishop--"
"Extinguished?"
"Yes, the one with the extra long tails on his coat and bushy white hair; but he"s been opening and shutting windows all day long, and I expect they"d give the bishop something better than that to do."
The puzzled divine glanced curiously in the direction the child"s thin forefinger was pointing, and chuckled outright as he beheld the aged figure of the new janitor moving slowly down the aisle with the long window-stick in his hand. "So you think he looks like a bishop?" he managed to articulate soberly.