MRS HUSHABYE [pleased]. Am I a gorgeous woman, Mazzini? I shall fall in love with you presently.
MAZZINI [with placid gallantry]. No, you won"t, Hesione. But you would be quite safe. Would you believe it that quite a lot of women have flirted with me because I am quite safe? But they get tired of me for the same reason.
MRS HUSHABYE [mischievously]. Take care. You may not be so safe as you think.
MAZZINI. Oh yes, quite safe. You see, I have been in love really: the sort of love that only happens once. [Softly]. That"s why Ellie is such a lovely girl.
MRS HUSHABYE. Well, really, you are coming out. Are you quite sure you won"t let me tempt you into a second grand pa.s.sion?
MAZZINI. Quite. It wouldn"t be natural. The fact is, you don"t strike on my box, Mrs Hushabye; and I certainly don"t strike on yours.
MRS HUSHABYE. I see. Your marriage was a safety match.
MAZZINI. What a very witty application of the expression I used! I should never have thought of it.
Ellie comes in from the garden, looking anything but happy.
MRS HUSHABYE [rising]. Oh! here is Ellie at last. [She goes behind the sofa].
ELLIE [on the threshold of the starboard door]. Guinness said you wanted me: you and papa.
MRS HUSHABYE. You have kept us waiting so long that it almost came to--well, never mind. Your father is a very wonderful man [she ruffles his hair affectionately]: the only one I ever met who could resist me when I made myself really agreeable. [She comes to the big chair, on Mangan"s left]. Come here. I have something to show you. [Ellie strolls listlessly to the other side of the chair]. Look.
ELLIE [contemplating Mangan without interest]. I know. He is only asleep. We had a talk after dinner; and he fell asleep in the middle of it.
MRS HUSHABYE. You did it, Ellie. You put him asleep.
MAZZINI [rising quickly and coming to the back of the chair]. Oh, I hope not. Did you, Ellie?
ELLIE [wearily]. He asked me to.
MAZZINI. But it"s dangerous. You know what happened to me.
ELLIE [utterly indifferent]. Oh, I daresay I can wake him. If not, somebody else can.
MRS HUSHABYE. It doesn"t matter, anyhow, because I have at last persuaded your father that you don"t want to marry him.
ELLIE [suddenly coming out of her listlessness, much vexed]. But why did you do that, Hesione? I do want to marry him. I fully intend to marry him.
MAZZINI. Are you quite sure, Ellie? Mrs Hushabye has made me feel that I may have been thoughtless and selfish about it.
ELLIE [very clearly and steadily]. Papa. When Mrs. Hushabye takes it on herself to explain to you what I think or don"t think, shut your ears tight; and shut your eyes too. Hesione knows nothing about me: she hasn"t the least notion of the sort of person I am, and never will. I promise you I won"t do anything I don"t want to do and mean to do for my own sake.
MAZZINI. You are quite, quite sure?
ELLIE. Quite, quite sure. Now you must go away and leave me to talk to Mrs Hushabye.
MAZZINI. But I should like to hear. Shall I be in the way?
ELLIE [inexorable]. I had rather talk to her alone.
MAZZINI [affectionately]. Oh, well, I know what a nuisance parents are, dear. I will be good and go. [He goes to the garden door]. By the way, do you remember the address of that professional who woke me up? Don"t you think I had better telegraph to him?
MRS HUSHABYE [moving towards the sofa]. It"s too late to telegraph tonight.
MAZZINI. I suppose so. I do hope he"ll wake up in the course of the night. [He goes out into the garden].
ELLIE [turning vigorously on Hesione the moment her father is out of the room]. Hesione, what the devil do you mean by making mischief with my father about Mangan?
MRS HUSHABYE [promptly losing her temper]. Don"t you dare speak to me like that, you little minx. Remember that you are in my house.
ELLIE. Stuff! Why don"t you mind your own business? What is it to you whether I choose to marry Mangan or not?
MRS HUSHABYE. Do you suppose you can bully me, you miserable little matrimonial adventurer?
ELLIE. Every woman who hasn"t any money is a matrimonial adventurer.
It"s easy for you to talk: you have never known what it is to want money; and you can pick up men as if they were daisies. I am poor and respectable--
MRS HUSHABYE [interrupting]. Ho! respectable! How did you pick up Mangan? How did you pick up my husband? You have the audacity to tell me that I am a--a--a--
ELLIE. A siren. So you are. You were born to lead men by the nose: if you weren"t, Marcus would have waited for me, perhaps.
MRS HUSHABYE [suddenly melting and half laughing]. Oh, my poor Ellie, my pettikins, my unhappy darling! I am so sorry about Hector. But what can I do? It"s not my fault: I"d give him to you if I could.
ELLIE. I don"t blame you for that.
MRS HUSHABYE. What a brute I was to quarrel with you and call you names!
Do kiss me and say you"re not angry with me.
ELLIE [fiercely]. Oh, don"t slop and gush and be sentimental. Don"t you see that unless I can be hard--as hard as nails--I shall go mad? I don"t care a d.a.m.n about your calling me names: do you think a woman in my situation can feel a few hard words?
MRS HUSHABYE. Poor little woman! Poor little situation!
ELLIE. I suppose you think you"re being sympathetic. You are just foolish and stupid and selfish. You see me getting a smasher right in the face that kills a whole part of my life: the best part that can never come again; and you think you can help me over it by a little coaxing and kissing. When I want all the strength I can get to lean on: something iron, something stony, I don"t care how cruel it is, you go all mushy and want to s...o...b..r over me. I"m not angry; I"m not unfriendly; but for G.o.d"s sake do pull yourself together; and don"t think that because you"re on velvet and always have been, women who are in h.e.l.l can take it as easily as you.
MRS HUSHABYE [shrugging her shoulders]. Very well. [She sits down on the sofa in her old place.] But I warn you that when I am neither coaxing and kissing nor laughing, I am just wondering how much longer I can stand living in this cruel, d.a.m.nable world. You object to the siren: well, I drop the siren. You want to rest your wounded bosom against a grindstone. Well [folding her arms] here is the grindstone.
ELLIE [sitting down beside her, appeased]. That"s better: you really have the trick of falling in with everyone"s mood; but you don"t understand, because you are not the sort of woman for whom there is only one man and only one chance.
MRS HUSHABYE. I certainly don"t understand how your marrying that object [indicating Mangan] will console you for not being able to marry Hector.
ELLIE. Perhaps you don"t understand why I was quite a nice girl this morning, and am now neither a girl nor particularly nice.
MRS HUSHABYE. Oh, yes, I do. It"s because you have made up your mind to do something despicable and wicked.
ELLIE. I don"t think so, Hesione. I must make the best of my ruined house.
MRS HUSHABYE. Pooh! You"ll get over it. Your house isn"t ruined.