"Possibly my idea was only an imitation of his. There must have been at least a dozen tens of hearts. My dear young lady, I would give a good deal if you were well out of this. I believed my plan was for the best, and instead I have simply blackened the case against us. I have been too adventurous. The situation looks very serious just now. Of course, in the long run, we shall clear ourselves; but it will take some fine arguing to do it, and possibly half a dozen lawyers."
"It is a terribly embarra.s.sing predicament; but since we started out together, we"ll hang together." She held out her hand to me. "It will be fun to extricate ourselves with full honors."
"You"re a brick!" And I pressed her hand tightly.
"Now, I wonder why the burglar didn"t try those cellar-doors?" she murmured.
"By Jove, I"ll soon find out! Come on. There"s hope yet."
This time we reached the stone steps without interference. I gave the candle to the girl, cautiously put a shoulder against one of the doors, and gave a gentle heave. It was not locked. Through the thin crack I looked out upon the bright world of moonshine and crystal. Instantly I permitted the door to settle into its accustomed place. I readily understood the burglar"s reasons. Seated upon a box, less than a dozen feet away, and blissfully smoking one of the club"s cigars, sat a burly policeman. So _they_ had arrived upon the scene!
"What is it?" asked the girl, as I motioned her to retreat.
"The worst has come: the police!" dramatically.
"Gracious heavens, _this_ is frightful! We shall never get out now.
Oh dear! Why did I ever come? It will be in the papers, with horrid pictures. We ought not to have left the ball-room. Our very actions will tell heavily against us. Awful!"
"Now, don"t you worry. They will not take any notice of you, once they set eyes upon me. _h.o.m.o sum_! They are looking for _me_. There"s only one superfluous ten of hearts. I have it."
"But I shall be found with you, and the stupid police will swear I am an accomplice." She wrung her hands.
"But no jewels will be found upon us," I argued half-heartedly.
"They will say we have already disposed of them."
"But the real burglar--"
"They will say that he came into the cellar at our bidding."
This girl was terribly reasonable and direct.
"Hang it! I know Teddy Hamilton, the M. F. H. He"ll go my bail, and yours, too, for that matter. Come, let"s not give up. There _must_ be some other way out."
"I wish I might believe it. Why _did_ I come?"--a bit of a wail stealing into the anger in her voice.
"This is Tom Fool"s Night, and no mistake," I a.s.sented ruefully.
"But I am a bigger fool than you are; I had an alibi, and a good one."
"An alibi? Why on earth, then, did you follow me? What is your alibi?"
"Never mind now. We should still be in this miserable cellar,"--briefly. "What a night! I am so ashamed! I shall be horribly compromised."
"I"ll take the brunt of it all. I"m sorry; but, for the love of Heaven, don"t cry, or I shall lose what little nerve I have left."
"I am not crying!" she denied emphatically. "My inclination is to shriek with laughter. I"m hysterical. And who wouldn"t be, with police officers and cells staring one in the face? Let us be going.
That policeman outside will presently hear us whispering if we stand here much longer."
There was wisdom in this. So, once again I took the candle, and we marched back. There wasn"t a single jest left in my whole system, and it didn"t look as if there was ever going to be another supply. We took the other side of the furnace, and at length came to a flight of wooden stairs, leading somewhere into the club. It was our last chance, or we should indeed be obliged to stay all night in some bin; for it would not be long before they searched the cellars. If this flight led into the kitchen, we were saved, for I could bluff the servants. We paused. Presently we ascended, side by side, with light but firm step. We reached the landing in front of the door without mishap. From somewhere came a puff of air which blew out the candle.
I struck a match viciously against the wall---and blundered into a string of cooking-pans! It was all over, the agony of suspense!
Blang! Rumpity-b.u.mpity-blang-blang!
I have heard many stage thunders in my time, but that racket beat anything and everything this side of siege-guns.
Instantly the door opened and a policeman poked his head in. Before I had time to move, he grabbed me by the arm and yanked me--into the ballroom! The girl and I had made a complete circuit of the cellars, and had stumbled into the ball-room again by the flight opposite to that by which we left it. Cheerful prospect, wasn"t it? The adventure had ceased to have any droll side to it.
"Aha!" cried the base minion of the law. "_Here_ you are, then!
h.e.l.lo, everybody! h.e.l.lo!" he bawled.
Caught! Here we were, the Blue Domino and myself, the Grey Capuchin, both of us in a fine fix. Discovery and ejection I could have stood with fort.i.tude and equanimity; but there was bad business afoot. There wasn"t any doubt in my mind what was going to happen. As the girl said, there would be flaring head-lines and horrid pictures. We were like to be the newspaper sensation of the day. Arrested and lodged in jail! What would my rich, doting old uncle say to that, who had threatened to disinherit me for lesser things! I felt terribly sorry for the girl, but it was now utterly impossible to help her, for I couldn"t help myself.
And behold! The mysterious stranger I had met in the curio-shop, the fellow who had virtually haunted me for six hours, the fellow who had masqueraded as Caesar, suddenly loomed up before me, still wearing his sardonic smile. At his side were two more policemen. He had thrown aside his toga and was in evening dress. His keen glance rested on me.
"Here he is, Mr. Haggerty!" cried the policeman cheerfully, swinging me around.
A detective! And Heaven help me, he believed me to be the thief! Oh, for Aladdin"s lamp!
VI
I stood with folded arms, awaiting his approach. Nonchalance is always respected by the police. I must have presented a likely picture, however--my face blackened with coal-dust, cobwebs stringing down over my eyes, my Capuchin gown soiled and rent. The girl quietly took her place beside me.
"So you took a chance at the cellars, eh?" inquired the detective urbanely. "Well, you look it. Will you go with us quietly, or shall we have to use force?"
"In the first place, what do you and your police want of _me_?" I returned coolly.
He exhibited his star of authority.
"I am Haggerty of the Central Office. I want you for several things."
Several things? I stared at him stupidly. Several things? Then it came to me, with a jar like an earthquake. The story in the newspaper returned to my vision. Oh, this was too much, altogether too much! He took me to be the fashionable thief for whom half the New York police force were hunting. My sight swam for a moment in a blur.
"What is it you think I have done?" I demanded.
"You have, or have had, several thousand dollars" worth of gems on your person to-night."
I shrugged. The accusation was so impossible that my confidence returned.
"Mr. Haggerty, you are making a stupid mistake. You are losing time, besides. I am not the man for whom you are hunting. My name is Richard Comstalk."
"One name or another, it does not matter."
"Plenty of gall," murmured one of the minions of the law, whom I afterward learned was the chief of the village police.