My knees wabbled, and there was a sense of looseness about my collar.
The fellow _knew_ I was an impostor. Why didn"t he denounce me?
"Is the back of your card anything like this one?"--ironically. "I dare say it isn"t. But have your good time, grave monk; doubtless you are willing that the fiddlers shall be paid." And wrapping his toga about him majestically, he stalked away, leaving me staring dumfoundedly after his receding form.
Discovered!
The deuce! Had I been attired like yon Romeo, I certainly should have taken to my heels; but a fellow can not run in a Capuchin"s gown, and retain any dignity. I would much rather be arrested than laughed at.
I stood irresolute. What was to be done? How much did he know? Did he know who I was? And what was his object in letting me run my course? I was all at sea. . . . Hang the grisly old Roman! I shut my teeth; I would see the comedy to its end, no matter what befell. If worst came to worst, there was always Teddy Hamilton to fall back on.
I made off toward the smoking-room, rumbling imprecations against the G.o.ds for having given me the idea of attending this masquerade, when it would have been cheaper and far more comfortable to go to the theater.
But as soon as I entered the smoking-room, I laughed. It was a droll scene. Here we were, all of us, trying savagely to smoke a cigar or cigarette through the flabby aperture designated in a mask as the mouth. It was a hopeless job; for myself, I gave it up in disgust.
n.o.body dared talk naturally for fear of being identified. When a man did open his mouth it was only to commit some ba.n.a.l idiocy, for which, during office hours, he would have been haled to the nearest insane asylum and labeled incurable. Added to this was a heat matching Sahara"s and the oppressive odor of weltering paint.
By Jove! Only one man knew that the back of my card was unlike the others: the man who had picked it up in old Friard"s curio-shop, the man who had come to Blankshire with me! I knew now. He had been there buying a costume like myself. He had seen me on the train, and had guessed the secret. I elbowed my way out of the smoking-room. It wouldn"t do me a bit of harm to ask a few polite questions of Mr.
Caesar of the sardonic laugh.
But I had lost the golden opportunity. Caesar had gone to join the shades of other n.o.ble Romans; in vain I searched high and low for him.
Once I ran into Hamilton. His face was pale and disturbed and anxious.
"What"s the trouble, Hamilton?" I asked, with forced gaiety.
He favored me with a penetrating glance.
"The very devil is the trouble," he growled. "Several of the ladies have begun to miss valuable jewels. Anne of Austria has lost her necklace and Queen Elizabeth is without a priceless comb; altogether, about ten thousand dollars."
"Robbery?" I looked at him aghast.
"That"s the word. Curse the luck! There is always something of this sort happening to spoil the fun. But whoever has the jewels will not get away with them."
"What are you going to do?"
"I have already sent for the village police. Now I shall lock all the doors and make every man and woman produce cards for identification,"--abruptly leaving me.
Thunderbolts out of heaven! My knees and collar bothered me again; the first attack was trifling compared to this second seizure. How the devil was I to get out?
"Are you searching for me?" inquired a soft voice at my elbow.
I turned instantly. The Blue Domino had come back to me.
"I have been searching for you everywhere," I said gallantly.
"Oh! but that is a black one. Never mind; the fib was well meant."
I led her over to a secluded nook, within a few feet of the door which gave entrance to the club cellars. This door I had been bearing in mind for some time. It is well to know your topography. The door was at the left of the band platform. There was a twin-door on the other side. We sat down.
[Ill.u.s.tration: I led her over to a secluded nook. We sat down.]
"Have you heard the news?" I asked.
"No. Has some one been discovered making love to his own wife by mistake?"
"It"s serious. Anne of Austria and Queen Elizabeth have been robbed of some jewels."
"A thief among us?"
"A regular Galloping d.i.c.k. I"m a thief myself, for that matter."
"You?" she drew away from me a bit.
"Yes. My name is Procrastination."
"Ah, my grave Capuchin, we do not steal time; we merely waste it. But is what you tell me true?"
"I am very sorry to say it is. The jewels were worth something like ten thousand dollars."
"Merciful heavens!"
"It is true, infernally true,"--looking around to see if by chance Caesar had reappeared on the scene. (How was I to manage my escape?
It is true I might hie me to the cellars; but how to get out of the cellars!) "Have you seen Julius Caesar?" I asked.
"Caesar?"
"Yes, Miss Hawthorne--"
The Blue Domino swung about and leaned toward me, her hands tense upon the sides of her chair.
"What name did you say?"--a strained note in her voice.
"Hawthorne," I answered, taking out the slip of pasteboard. "See! it says that one blue domino was rented of Monsieur Friard at five-thirty this afternoon."
"How did you come by that ticket?" she demanded.
"It was a miracle. I purchased a mask there, and this ticket was wrapped up in my bundle by mistake."
"It is a curious coincidence,"--her voice normal and unagitated.
I was confused. "Then I am mistaken?"--my chagrin evident. (All this while, mind you, I was wondering if that cellar-door was unlocked, and how long it would take me to reach it before the denouement!)
"One way or the other, it does not matter," said she.
"Yet, if I could reach the cellars,"--absently. Then I bit my tongue.
"Cellars? Who said anything about cellars? I meant that this is not the hour for unmasking or disclosing one"s ident.i.ty,"--coldly.
"And yet, when Caesar whispered "Beware the ten of hearts" you turned and shuddered. What have you to offer in defense?"