"Why, Nell," said Sarah, aghast, "what"s the matter?"
"Nothing," said Helen, calmly.
"But surely you shake hands with Andrew when you meet him, don"t you?"
"That depends how I feel, my dear," said Helen.
"Then something _is_ the matter?"
"If you want to know," said Helen, with haughtiness, "in the hall, just now--that is--I--I overheard Mr. Dean say something about Emanuel Prockter"s singing which I consider very improper."
"But we all----"
"I"m going out into the garden," said Helen.
"A pretty how-d"ye-do!" James muttered inaudibly to himself as he meandered to and fro in the hall, observing the manners and customs of Hillport society. Another couple were now occupying the privacy of the seat at the end of the side-hall, and James noticed that the heads of this couple had precisely the same relative positions as the heads of the previous couple. "Bless us!" he murmured, apropos of the couple, who, seeing in him a spy, rose and fled. Then he resumed his silent soliloquy. "A pretty how-d"ye-do! The chit"s as fixed on that there Emanuel Prockter as ever a chit could be!" And yet James had caught the winking with Jos Swetnam during the song! As an enigma, Helen grew darker and darker to him. He was almost ready to forswear his former belief, and to a.s.sert positively that Helen had no sense whatever.
Mrs. Prockter loomed up, disengaged. "Ah, Mr. Ollerenshaw," she said, "everybody seems to be choosing the garden. Shall we go there? This way."
She led him down the side-hall. "By the bye," she murmured, with a smile, "I think our plan is succeeding."
And, without warning him, she sat down in the seat, and of course he joined her, and she put her head close to his, evidently in a confidential mood.
"Bless us!" he said to himself, apropos of himself and Mrs. Prockter, glancing about for spies.
"It"s horrid of me to make fun of poor dear Emanuel"s singing," pursued Mrs. Prockter. "But how did she take it? If I am not mistaken, she winked."
"Her winked," said James; "yes, her winked."
"Then everything"s all right."
"Missis," said he, "if you don"t mind what ye"re about, you"ll have a daughter-in-law afore you can say "knife"!"
"Not Helen?"
"Ay, Helen."
"But, Mr. Ollerenshaw----"
Here happened an interruption--a servant with a tray of sustenance, comprising more champagne. James, prudent, would have refused, but under the hospitable urgency of Mrs. Prockter he compromised--and yielded.
"I"ll join ye."
So she joined him. Then a string of young people pa.s.sed the end of the side-hall, and among them was Jos Swetnam, who capered up to the old couple on her long legs.
"Oh, Mrs. Prockter," she cried, "what a pity we can"t dance on the lawn!"
"I wish you could, my dear," said Mrs. Prockter.
"And why can"t ye?" demanded James.
"No music!" said Jos.
"You see," Mrs. Prockter explained, "the lawn is at the far end of the garden, and it is impossible to hear the piano so far off. If it were only a little piano we could move it about, but it"s a grand piano."
In James"s next speech was to be felt the influence of champagne. "Look here," he said, "it"s n.o.bbut a step from here to the Green Man, is it?"
"The Green Man!" echoed Mrs. Prockter, not comprehending.
"Ay, the pub!"
"I believe there is an inn at the bend," said Mrs. Prockter; "but I don"t think I"ve ever noticed the sign."
"It"s the Green Man," said James. "If you"ll send some one round there, and the respex of Mr. Ollerenshaw to Mr. Benskin--that"s the land-lord--and will he lend me the concertina as I sold him last Martinmas?"
"Oh, Mr. Ollerenshaw!" shrieked Jos. "Can you play for dancing? How perfectly lovely it would be!"
"I fancy as I can keep _your_ trotters moving, child," said he, gaily.
Upon this, two spinsters, the Misses Webber, wearing duplicates of one anxious visage, supervened, and, with strange magic gestures, beckoned Mrs. Prockter away. News of the episode between Andrew Dean and Helen had at length reached them, and they had deemed it a sacred duty to inform the hostess of the sad event. They were of the species of woman that spares neither herself nor others. Their fault was, that they were too compa.s.sionate for this world. Promising to send the message to Mr.
Benskin, Mrs. Prockter vanished to her doom.
Within a quarter of an hour a fete unique in the annals of Hillport had organised itself on the lawn in the dim, verdurous retreats behind Mrs.
Prockter"s house. The lawn was large enough to be just too small for a tennis-court. It was also of a pretty mid-Victorian irregularity as regards shape, and guarded from the grim horizons of the Five Towns by a ring of superb elms. A dozen couples, mainly youngish, promenaded upon its impeccable surface in obvious expectation; while on the borders, in rustic chairs, odd remnants of humanity, mainly oldish, gazed in ecstasy at the picturesque ensemble. In the midst of the lawn was Mrs.
Prockter"s famous weeping willow, on whose branches Chinese lanterns had been hung by a reluctant gardener, who held to the proper gardener"s axiom that lawns are made to be seen and not hurt. The moon aided these lanterns to the best of her power. Under the tree was a cane chair, and on the cane chair sat an ageing man with a concertina between his hands.
He put his head on one side and played a few bars, and the couples posed themselves expectantly.
"Hold on a bit!" the virtuoso called out. "It"s a tidy bit draughty here."
He put the concertina on his knees, fumbled in his tail-pocket, and drew forth a ta.s.selled Turkish cap, which majestically he a.s.sumed; the ta.s.sel fell over his forehead. He owned several Turkish caps, and never went abroad without one.
Then he struck up definitely, and Mrs. Prockter"s party had resolved itself, as parties often do, into a dance. In the blissful excitation caused by the ancient and jiggy tunes which "Jimmy" played, the sad episode of Helen Rathbone and Andrew Dean appeared to be forgotten.
Helen danced with every man except Andrew, and Andrew danced with every woman except Helen. But Mrs. Prockter had not forgotten the episode; nor had the Misses Webber. The reputation of Mrs. Prockter"s entertainments for utter correctness, and her own enormous reputation for fine tact, were impaired, and Mrs. Prockter was determined that that which ought to happen should happen.
She had a brief and exceedingly ba.n.a.l interview with Helen, and another with Andrew. And an interval having elapsed, Andrew was observed to approach Helen and ask her for a polka. Helen punctiliously accepted.
And he led her out. The outraged G.o.ds of social decorum were appeased, and the reputations of Mrs. Prockter and her parties stood as high as ever. It was well and diplomatically done.
Nevertheless, the unforeseen came to pa.s.s. For at the end of the polka Helen fainted on the gra.s.s; and not Andrew but Emanuel was first to succour her. It was a highly disconcerting climax. Of course, Helen, being Helen, recovered with singular rapidity. But that did not lighten the mystery.
In the cab, going home, she wept. James could scarcely have believed it of her.
"Oh, uncle," she half whispered, in a voice of grief, "you fiddled while Rome was burning!"
This obscure saying baffled him, the more so that he had been playing a concertina and not a fiddle at all. His feelings were vague, and in some respects contradictory; but he was convinced that Mrs. Prockter"s scheme for separating Helen and the Apollo Emanuel was not precisely succeeding.