"Oh, will you?" The angel turned into a boy at once. "Yes; now run along."
"A LOUD whistle--a real loud one?"
"Yes, but not if you don"t go right back to bed."
The sound of little footsteps receded as I turned over and closed my eyes. Speedily the bird-song seemed to grow fainter; my thoughts dropped to pieces; I seemed to be floating on fleecy clouds, in company with hundreds of cherubs with Budge"s features and night-drawers--
"Uncle Harry!"
May the Lord forget the prayer I put up just then!
"Uncle Harry!"
"I"ll discipline you, my fine little boy," thought I. "Perhaps, if I let you shriek your abominable little throat hoa.r.s.e, you"ll learn better than to torment your uncle, that was just getting ready to love you dearly."
"Uncle Har-RAY!"
"Howl, away, you little imp," thought I. "You"ve got me wide awake, and your lungs may suffer for it." Suddenly I heard, although in sleepy tones, and with a lazy drawl, some words which appalled me. The murmurer was Toddie:--
"Want--she--wheels--go--wound."
"Budge!" I shouted, in the desperation of my dread lest Toddie, too, might wake up, "what DO you want?"
"Uncle Harry!"
"WHAT!"
"Uncle Harry, what kind of wood are you going to make the whistle out of?"
"I won"t make any at all--I"ll cut a big stick and give you a sound whipping with it, for not keeping quiet, as I told you to.""
"Why, Uncle Harry, papa don"t whip us with sticks--he spanks us."
Heavens! Papa! papa! papa! Was I never to have done with this eternal quotation of "papa"? I was horrified to find myself gradually conceiving a dire hatred of my excellent brother-in-law. One thing was certain, at any rate: sleep was no longer possible; so I hastily dressed, and went into the garden. Among the beauty and the fragrance of the flowers, and in the delicious morning air, I succeeded in regaining my temper, and was delighted, on answering the breakfast-bell, two hours later, to have Budge accost me with:--
"Why, Uncle Harry, where was you? We looked all over the house for you, and couldn"t find a speck of you."
The breakfast was an excellent one. I afterward learned that Helen, dear old girl, had herself prepared a bill of fare for every meal I should take in the house. As the table talk of myself and nephews was not such as could do harm by being repeated, I requested Maggie, the servant, to wait upon the children, and I accompanied my request with a small treasury note. Relieved, thus, of all responsibility for the dreadful appet.i.tes of my nephews, I did full justice to the repast, and even regarded with some interest and amus.e.m.e.nt the industry of Budge and Toddie with their tiny forks and spoons. They ate rapidly for a while, but soon their appet.i.tes weakened and their tongues were unloosed.
"Ocken Hawwy," remarked Toddie, "daysh an awfoo funny chunt up "tairs--awfoo BIG chunt. I show it you after brepspup."
"Toddie"s a silly little boy," said Budge; "he always says brepspup for brekbux." [Footnote: Breakfast.]
"Oh! What does he mean by chunt, Budge?"
"I GUESS he means trunk," replied my oldest nephew.
Recollections of my childish delight in rummaging an old trunk--it seems a century ago that I did it--caused me to smile sympathetically at Toddie, to his apparent great delight. How delightful it is to strike a sympathetic chord in child-nature, thought I; how quickly the infant eye comprehends the look which precedes the verbal expression of an idea! Dear Toddie! for years we might sit at one table, careless of each other"s words, but the casual mention of one of thy delights has suddenly brought our souls into that sweetest of all human communions--that one which doubtless bound the Master himself to that apostle who was otherwise apparently the weakest among the chosen twelve. "An awfoo funny chunt" seemed to annihilate suddenly all differences of age, condition and experience between the wee boy and myself, and--
A direful thought struck me. I dashed up-stairs and into my room. Yes, he DID mean my trunk. _I_ could see nothing funny about it--quite the contrary. The bond of sympathy between my nephew and myself was suddenly broken. Looking at the matter from the comparative distance which a few weeks have placed between that day and this, I can see that I was unable to consider the scene before me with a calm and unprejudiced mind. I am now satisfied that the sudden birth and hasty decease of my sympathy with Toddie were striking instances of human inconsistency. My soul had gone out to his because he loved to rummage in trunks, and because I imagined he loved to see the monument of incongruous material which resulted from such an operation; the scene before me showed clearly that I had rightly divined my nephew"s nature.
And yet my selfish instincts hastened to obscure my soul"s vision, and to prevent that joy which should ensue when "Faith is lost in full fruition."
My trunk had contained nearly everything, for while a campaigner I had learned to reduce packing to an exact science. Now, had there been an atom of pride in my composition I might have glorified myself, for it certainly seemed as if the heap upon the floor could never have come out of a single trunk. Clearly, Toddie was more of a general connoisseur than an amateur in packing. The method of his work I quickly discerned, and the discovery threw some light upon the size of the heap in front of my trunk. A dress-hat and its case, when their natural relationship is dissolved, occupy nearly twice as much s.p.a.ce as before, even if the former contains a blacking-box not usually kept in it, and the latter contains a few cigars soaking in bay rum. The same might be said of a portable dressing-case and its contents, bought for me in Vienna by a brother ex-soldier, and designed by an old continental campaigner to be perfection itself. The straps which prevented the cover from falling entirely back had been cut, broken or parted in some way, and in its hollow lay my dresscoat, tightly rolled up. s.n.a.t.c.hing it up with a violent exclamation, and unrolling it, there dropped from it--one of those infernal dolls. At the same time a howl was sounded from the doorway.
"You tookted my dolly out of her cradle--I want to wock my dolly--oo--oo--oo--ee--ee--ee--"
"You young scoundrel," I screamed--yes, howled, I was so enraged--"I"ve a great mind to cut your throat this minute. What do you mean by meddling with my trunk?"
"I--doe--know." Outward turned Toddie"s lower lip; I believe the sight of it would move a Bengal tiger to pity, but no such thought occurred to me just then.
"What made you do it?"
"BE--cause."
"Because what?"
"I--doe--know."
Just then a terrific roar arose from the garden. Looking out, I saw Budge with a bleeding finger upon one hand, and my razor in the other; he afterward explained he had been making a boat, and that knife was bad to him. To apply adhesive plaster to the cut was the work of but a minute, and I had barely completed this surgical operation when Tom"s gardener-coachman appeared and handed me a letter. It was addressed in Helen"s well-known hand, and read as follows (the pa.s.sages in brackets were my own comments):--
"BLOOMDALE, June 21, 1875.
"DEAR HARRY:--I"m very happy in the thought that you are with my darling children, and, although I"m having a lovely time here, I often wish I was with you. [Ump--so do I.] I want you to know the little treasures real well. [Thank you, but I don"t think I care to extend the acquaintanceship farther than is absolutely necessary.] It seems to me so unnatural that relatives know so little of those of their own blood, and especially of the innocent little spirits whose existence is almost unheeded. [Not when there"s unlocked trunks standing about, sis.]
"Now I want to ask a favor of you. When we were boys and girls at home, you used to talk perfect oceans about physiognomy, and phrenology, and unerring signs of character. I thought it was all nonsense then, but if you believe any of it NOW, I wish you"d study the children, and give me your well-considered opinion of them. [Perfect demons, ma"am; imps, rascals, born to be hung--both of them.]
"I can"t get over the feeling that dear Budge is born for something grand. [Grand nuisance.] He is sometimes so thoughtful and so absorbed, that I almost fear the result of disturbing him; then, he has that faculty of perseverance which seems to be the on|y thing some men have lacked to make them great. [He certainly has it; he exemplified it while I was trying to get to sleep this morning.]
"Toddie is going to make a poet or a musician or an artist. [That"s so; all abominable scamps take to some artistic pursuit as an excuse for loafing.] His fancies take hold of him very strongly. [They do--they do; "shee wheels go wound," for instance.] He has not Budgie"s sublime earnestness, but he doesn"t need it; the irresistible force with which he is drawn toward whatever is beautiful compensates for the lack.
[Ah--perhaps that explains his operation with my trunk.] But I want your OWN opinion, for I know you make more careful distinction in character than I do.
"Delighting myself with the idea that I deserve most of the credit for the lots of reading you will have done by this time, and hoping I shall soon have a line telling me how my darlings are, I am as ever,
"Your loving sister,
"HELEN."
Seldom have I been so roused by a letter as I was by this one, and never did I promise myself more genuine pleasure in writing a reply. I determined that it should be a masterpiece of a.n.a.lysis and of calm yet forcible expression of opinion.
Upon one step, at any rate, I was positively determined. Calling the girl, I asked her where the key was that locked the door between my room and the children.
"Please, sir, Toddie threw it down the well."
"Is there a locksmith in the village?"
"No, sir; the nearest one is at Paterson."