The Captain didn"t.
"_Push_," said he dramatically; "that"s my motto."
I can see the old Captain drawing himself up to his full stature (he was about once and a half Ed"s size).
"Well, sir," said he, "we need no such sign on _our_ door. Our door has stood wide open to our friends, sir, for thirty years."
When the old Captain began to be excessively polite, and to address a man as "sir," he who was wise sought shelter. It was the old Antietam spirit boiling within him. But Ed Smith blithely pursued his way, full of confidence in himself and in the G.o.d he worshipped, and it was one of Anthy"s real triumphs, in those days of excursions and alarms, that she was able both to pacify the Captain and keep Fergus down.
Ed came in that morning while I was in the printing-office, a cheerful, quick-stepping, bold-eyed young fellow with a small neat moustache, his hat slightly tilted back, and a toothbrush in his vest pocket.
"You are the man," he said to me briskly, "that writes the stuff about the Corwin neighbourhood."
I acknowledged that I was.
"Good stuff," said he, "good stuff! Give us more of it. And can"t you drum up a few new subs out there for us? Those farmers around you ought to be able to come up with the ready cash."
To save my life I couldn"t help being interested in him. It is one of the absurd contrarieties of human nature that no sooner do we decide that a man is not to be tolerated, that he is a villain, than we begin to grow tremendously interested in him. We want to see how he works. And the more deeply we get interested, the more we begin to see how human he is, in what a lot of ways he is exactly like us, or like some of the friends we love best--and usually we wind up by liking him, too.
It was so with Ed Smith. He let into my life a breath of fresh air, and of new and curious points of view. I think he felt my interest, too, and as I now look back upon it, I count his friendship as one of the things that helped to bind me more closely and intimately to the _Star_. While he was not at all sensitive, still he had already begun to feel that the glorious progress he had planned for the _Star_ (and for himself) might not be as easy to secure as he had antic.i.p.ated. He wanted friends in the office, friends of those he desired to be friendly with, especially Anthy. Besides, I was helping fill his columns without expense!
I had a good lively talk with him that morning. Before I had known him fifteen minutes he had expressed his opinion that the old Captain was a "back number" and a "dodo," and that Fergus was a good fellow, but a "grouch." He confided in me that it was his principle, "when in Rome to do what the Romans do," but I wasn"t certain whether this consisted, in his case, of being a dodo or a grouch. He was full of wise saws and modern instances, a regular Ben Franklin for wisdom in the art of getting ahead.
"When the cash is going around," said he, "I don"t see why I shouldn"t have a piece of it. Do you?"
He told me circ.u.mstantially all the reasons why he had come to Hempfield.
"I could have made a lot more money at Atterbury or Harlan Centre; they were both after me; but, confidentially, I couldn"t resist the lady."
Well, Ed _was_ wonderfully full of business. "Rustling" was a favourite word of his, and he exemplified it. He rustled. He got in several new advertis.e.m.e.nts, he published paid reading notices in the local column, a thing never before done on the _Star_. He persuaded the railroad company to print its time tables (at "our regular rates"), with the insinuation that if they didn"t he"d ... and he formed a daring plan for organizing a Board of Trade in Hempfield to boost the town and thus secure both news and advertising for the _Star_. Oh, he made things lively!
Some men, looking out upon life, get its poetic implications, others see its moral significance, and here and there a man will see beauty in everything; but to Ed all views of life dissolved, like a moving picture, into dollars.
[Ill.u.s.tration: _Ed"s innocent suggestion of a house-cleaning was taken by Fergus as a deadly affront_]
At first Fergus, that thrifty Scotch soul, was inclined to look with favour upon these new activities, for they promised well for the future prosperity of the _Star_; but this friendly tolerance was blasted as the result of a curious incident. Fergus had lived for several years in the back part of the printing-office. It was a small but comfortable room which had once been the kitchen of the house. In the course of his ravening excursions, seeking what he might devour, Ed Smith presently fell upon Fergus"s room. Ed never could understand the enduring solidity of ancient inst.i.tutions. Now Fergus"s room, I am p.r.o.ne to admit, was not all that might have been desired, Fergus being a bachelor; but he was proud of it, and swept it out once a month, as he said, whether it needed it or not. Ed"s innocent suggestion, therefore, of a house-cleaning was taken by Fergus as a deadly affront. He did not complain to Anthy, though he told _me_, and from that moment he began a silent, obstinate opposition to everything that Ed was, or thought, or did.
If it had not been for Anthy, Ed would indeed have had a hard time of it. But Anthy managed it, and in those days, hard as they were, she was finding herself, becoming a woman.
"Fergus," she said, "we"re going to stand behind Ed Smith. We"ve _got_ to work it out. It"s our last chance, Fergus."
So Fergus stuck grimly to the cases, actually doing more work than he had done before in years; Tom, the cat, sat warily on the window sill, ready at a moment"s notice to dive to safety; the old Captain was gloomy, and wrote fierce editorials on the Democratic party and on all "new-fangled notions" (especially flying machines and woman suffrage).
His ironies about the "initiative, referendum, and recall" were particularly vitriolic during this period of his career. Anthy was the only cheerful person in the office.
It was some time in August, in the midst of these stirring events, when the _Star_ was deporting itself in such an unprecedented manner, that the Captain one day brought in what was destined to be one of the most famous news items, if not _the_ most famous, ever published in the _Star_.
I was there at the time, and I can testify that he came in quite unconcernedly, though there was an evident look of disapproval upon his countenance. It was thus with the Captain, that nothing was news unless it stirred him to an opinion. An earthquake might have shaken down the Hempfield townhall or tipped over the Congregational Church, but the Captain might not have thought of putting the news in the paper unless it had occurred to him that the selectmen should have been on hand to prevent the earthquake, upon which he would have had a glorious article, not on the earthquake, but on the failure of a free American commonwealth, in this enlightened twentieth century, to secure efficiency in the conduct of the simplest of its public affairs.
But truly historic events get themselves reported even through the densest mediums. I saw the Captain with my own eyes as he wrote:
What has become of the officer of the law in Hempfield? A strange young man was seen coming down Main Street yesterday afternoon in a condition which made him a sad example for the lads of Hempfield, many of whom were following him. Is this an orderly and law-abiding town or is it not?
I may say in pa.s.sing that the Captain"s inquiry: "What has become of the officer of the law in Hempfield?" was purely rhetorical. The Captain knew perfectly well where Steve Lewis was at that critical moment, for he had looked over the fence of Steve"s yard as he pa.s.sed, and saw that officer of the law, in a large blue ap.r.o.n, helping his wife hang out the week"s washing. But how could one put that in the _Star_?
Such was the exact wording of that historic item. By some chance it did not meet the eagle eye of Ed Smith until the completely printed paper, still moist from the press, was placed in his hands. Then his eye fell upon it.
"Who wrote this item about a strange young man?" he asked.
"I think the Captain got it," said Anthy.
"Well!" exclaimed Ed, "that must be the very chap I have just hired to help Fergus."
He paused a moment, reflectively.
"I got him dirt cheap, too," said he.
And this was the way in which Norton Carr was plunged into the whirl of life at Hempfield.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
CHAPTER V
NORT
I love Norton Carr very much, as he well knows, but if I am to tell a truthful story I may as well admit, first as last, that Nort was never quite sure how it was that he got off, or was put off, at Hempfield. In making this admission, however, I do not for a moment accept all the absurd stories which are afloat regarding Nort"s arrival in Hempfield.
He says the first thing he remembers clearly was of standing in the street at the top of our common, looking down into Hempfield--one of the finest views in our town. The exact historic spot where he stood was nearly in front of a small shoe shop, the one now kept by Tony, the Italian. If ever the Georgia Johnson Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution runs out of places upon which to plant stones, tablets, trees, flowers, cannon b.a.l.l.s, or drinking fountains, I would respectfully suggest raising a monument in front of Tony"s shop with some such inscription as this:
Here Stood NORTON CARR On the Morning of His INVOLUNTARY Arrival in Hempfield
Nort walked down the street with a number of boys behind him--_three_, to be exact, _not_ a "rabble." He was seen by old Mrs. Parker, one of our most prominent journalists, who was, as usual, beating her doormat on the front porch. He was seen by Jared Sparks, who keeps the woodyard, and by Johnny McGonigal, who drives the hack; and finally he was caught by the eagle eye of the Press, in the person of Captain Doane, as I have already related, and his shame was published abroad to the world through the columns of the _Star_. As nearly as I can make out, for the facts regarding any given event in Hempfield often vary in adverse proportion to the square of the number of persons doing the reporting, the main indictment against Nort upon this occasion was that he appeared in town, a stranger without a hat. _Without a hat!_
I admit that he _did_ stop in front of the Congregational Church; but I maintain that it is well worth any man"s while to stop on a fine morning and look at our old church, with its mantle of ivy and the sparrows building their nests in the eaves. I admit also that he _did_ make a bow, a low bow, to the spire, but I deny categorically Johnny McGonigal"s absurd yarn that he said: "Good mornin", church. Shorry sheem disrespechtful." Any one who knows Nort as well as I do would not consider his making a bow to a perfectly respectable old church as anything remarkable, or accusing him of having been intoxicated, save with the wine of spring and of youth. Why, I myself have often bowed to fine old oak trees and to hilltops. I wonder why it is that when small communities jump at conclusions, they so often jump the wrong way?
And yet I don"t want to blame Hempfield. You can see for yourself what it would mean--a stranger, without a hat, bowing to the spire of the Congregational Church--what it would mean in a town which has religiously voted "dry" every spring since the local-option law went into effect, which abhors saloons, which resounds with the thunders of pulpit and press against the iniquity of drink, and where, if there are three or four places where the monster may be quietly devoured, no one is supposed to know anything about them.
I do not enlarge upon this picture of Nort with any delight, and yet I have always thought that it was a great help to Nort that he should have appeared in Hempfield in the guise of a vagabond.
If we had known then that he had the right kind of a father, had come from the right kind of a college, and had already spent a good deal of money that he had not earned, I fear he would have been seriously handicapped. We should probably have looked the other way while he was bowing to the church--and considered that he was going without a hat for his health. As for putting him in the _Star_, we should never have dreamed of it!
I love to think of Nort, coming down our street for the first time--the green common with its wonderful tall elms on one side and the row of neat stores and offices on the other. It must be a real adventure to see Hempfield on a sunny morning with a new eye, to pa.s.s Henderson"s drygoods store and catch the ginghamy whiff from the open doorway, or go by Mr. Tole"s drug store and breathe in the aromatic odour of strange things that should be stoppered in gla.s.s bottles and aren"t. And then the cool smell of newly watered sidewalks, and the good look of the tomatoes in their baskets, and the moist onions, and spinach, and radishes, and rhubarb in front of the shady market, and the sparrows fighting in the street--and everything quiet, and still, and home-like!
[Ill.u.s.tration: _John Ba.s.s"s blacksmith shop_]
And think of coming unexpectedly (how I wish I could do it myself some day and wake up afterward to enjoy it) upon the wide doorway of John Ba.s.s"s blacksmith shop, and see John himself standing there at his anvil with a hot horseshoe in his tongs. John never sings when his iron is in the fire, but the moment he gets his hand on his hammer and the iron on the horn of the anvil, then all the Baptist in him seems suddenly to effervesce, and he lifts his high and squeaky voice: