Why were you born? What have we done that your mother"s womb should produce such a curse? Sins of my father, they are visited upon me! And Glas...o...b..ry, what will Glas...o...b..ry say? Glas...o...b..ry, who sacrificed his fortune for you."
"Mr. Glas...o...b..ry knows all, sir, and has always been my confidant."
"Is he a traitor? For when a son deserts me, I know not whom to trust."
"He has no thoughts but for our welfare, sir. He will convince you, sir, I cannot marry my cousin."
"Boy, boy! you know not what you say. Not marry your cousin! Then let us die. It were better for us all to die."
"My father! Be calm, I beseech you; you have spoken harsh words; I have not deserted you or my mother; I never will. If I have wronged my cousin, I have severely suffered, and she has most freely forgiven me.
She is my dear friend. As for our house: tell me, would you have that house preserved at the cost of my happiness? You are not the father I supposed, if such indeed be your wish."
"Happiness! Fortune, family, beauty, youth, a sweet and charming spirit, if these will not secure a man"s happiness, I know not what might. And these I wished you to possess."
"Sir, it is in vain for us to converse upon this subject. See Glas...o...b..ry, if you will. He can at least a.s.sure you that neither my feelings are light nor my conduct hasty. I will leave you now."
Ferdinand quitted the room; Sir Ratcliffe did not notice his departure, although he was not unaware of it. He heaved a deep sigh, and was apparently plunged in profound thought.
CHAPTER XVIII.
_Ferdinand Is Arrested by Messrs. Morris and Levison, and Taken to a Spunging-House_.
IT MUST be confessed that the affairs of our friends were in a critical state: everyone interested felt that something decisive in their respective fortunes was at hand. And, yet, so vain are all human plans and calculations, that the unavoidable crisis was brought about by an incident which no one antic.i.p.ated. It so happened that the stormy interview between Sir Ratcliffe and his son was overheard by a servant.
This servant, who had been engaged by Miss Grandison in London, was a member of a club to which a confidential clerk of Messrs. Morris and Levison belonged. In the ensuing evening, when this worthy knight of the shoulder-knot just dropped out for an hour to look in at this choice society, smoke a pipe, and talk over the affairs of his mistress and the nation, he announced the important fact that the match between Miss Grandison and Captain Armine was "no go," which, for his part, he did not regret, as he thought his mistress ought to look higher. The confidential clerk of Messrs. Morris and Levison listened in silence to this important intelligence, and communicated it the next morning to his employers. And so it happened that a very few days afterwards, as Ferdinand was lying in bed at his hotel, the door of his chamber suddenly opened, and an individual, not of the most prepossessing appearance, being much marked with smallpox, reeking with gin, and wearing top-boots and a belcher handkerchief, rushed into his room and enquired whether he were Captain Armine.
"The same," said Ferdinand. "And pray, sir, who are you?"
"Don"t wish to be unpleasant," was the answer, "but, sir, you are my prisoner."
There is something exceedingly ign.o.ble in an arrest: Ferdinand felt that sickness come over him which the uninitiated in such ceremonies must experience. However, he rallied, and enquired at whose suit these proceedings were taken.
"Messrs. Morris and Levison, sir."
"Cannot I send for my lawyer and give bail?"
The bailiff shook his head. "You see, sir, you are taken in execution, so it is impossible."
"And the amount of the debt?"
"Is 2,800L., sir."
"Well, what am I to do?"
"Why, sir, you must go along with us. We will do it very quietly. My follower is in a hackney-coach at the door, sir. You can just step in as pleasant as possible. I suppose you would like to go to a house, and then you can send for your friends, you know."
"Well, if you will go down stairs, I will come to you."
The bailiff grinned. "Can"t let you out of my sight, sir."
"Why, I cannot dress if you are here."
The bailiff examined the room to see if there were any mode of escape; there was no door but the entrance; the window offered no chance. "Well, sir," he said, "I likes to do things pleasant. I can stand outside, sir; but you must be quick."
Ferdinand rang for his servant. When Louis clearly understood the state of affairs, he was anxious to throw the bailiff out of the window, but his master prevented him. Mr. Glas...o...b..ry had gone out some two hours; Ferdinand sent Louis with a message to his family, to say he was about leaving town for a few days; and impressing upon him to be careful not to let them know in Brook-street what had occurred, he completed his rapid toilet and accompanied the sheriff"s officer to the hackney-coach that was prepared for him.
As they jogged on in silence, Ferdinand revolved in his mind how it would be most advisable for him to act. Any application to his own lawyer was out of the question. That had been tried before, and he felt a.s.sured that there was not the slightest chance of that gentleman discharging so large a sum, especially when he was aware that it was only a portion of his client"s liabilities; he thought of applying for advice to Count Mirabel or Lord Catchimwhocan, but with what view? He would not borrow the money of them, even if they would lend it; and as it was, he bitterly reproached himself for having availed himself so easily of Mr. Bond Sharpe"s kind offices. At this moment, he could not persuade himself that his conduct had been strictly honourable to that gentleman. He had not been frank in the exposition of his situation.
The money had been advanced under a false impression, if not absolutely borrowed under a false pretence. He cursed Catchimwhocan and his levity.
The honour of the Armines was gone, like everything else that once belonged to them. The result of Ferdinand"s reflections was, that he was utterly done up; that no hope or chance of succour remained for him; that his career was closed; and not daring to contemplate what the consequences might be to his miserable parents, he made a desperate effort to command his feelings.
Here the coach turned up a dingy street, leading out of the lower end of Oxford-street, and stopped before a large but gloomy dwelling, which Ferdinand"s companion informed him was a spunging-house. "I suppose you would like to have a private room, sir; you can have every accommodation here, sir, and feel quite at home, I a.s.sure you."
In pursuance of this suggestion, Captain Armine was ushered into the best drawing-room, with barred windows, and treated in the most aristocratic manner. It was evidently the chamber reserved only for unfortunate gentlemen of the utmost distinction. It was amply furnished with a mirror, a loo-table, and a very hard sofa. The walls were hung with old-fashioned caricatures by Bunbury; the fire-irons were of polished bra.s.s; over the mantel-piece was the portrait of the master of the house, which was evidently a speaking likeness, and in which Captain Armine fancied he traced no slight resemblance to his friend Mr.
Levison; and there were also some sources of literary amus.e.m.e.nt in the room, in the shape of a Hebrew Bible and the Racing Calendar.
After walking up and down the room for an hour, meditating over the past, for it seemed hopeless to trouble himself any further with the future, Ferdinand began to feel faint, for it may be recollected that he had not even breakfasted. So pulling the bell-rope with such force that it fell to the ground, a funny little waiter immediately appeared, awed by the sovereign ring, and having, indeed, received private intelligence from the bailiff that the gentleman in the drawing-room was a regular n.o.b.
And here, perhaps, I should remind the reader, that of all the great distinctions in life none perhaps is more important than that which divides mankind into the two great sections of n.o.bS and Sn.o.bS. It might seem at the first glance, that if there were a place in the world which should level all distinctions, it would be a debtors" prison. But this would be quite an error. Almost at the very moment that Captain Armine arrived at his sorrowful hotel, a poor devil of a tradesman who had been arrested for fifty pounds, and torn from his wife and family, had been forced to repair to the same asylum. He was introduced into what is styled the coffee-room, being a long, low, unfurnished sanded chamber, with a table and benches; and being very anxious to communicate with some friend, in order, if possible, to effect his release, and prevent himself from being a bankrupt, he had continued meekly to ring at intervals for the last half-hour in order that he might write and forward his letter. The waiter heard the coffee-room bell ring, but never dreamed of noticing it, though the moment the signal of the private room sounded, and sounded with so much emphasis, he rushed upstairs, three steps at a time, and instantly appeared before our hero: and all this difference was occasioned by the simple circ.u.mstance, that Captain Armine was a n.o.b, and the poor tradesman a Sn.o.b.
"I am hungry," said Ferdinand. "Can I get anything to eat at this d.a.m.ned place?"
"What would you like, sir? Anything you choose, sir. Mutton chop, rump steak, weal cutlet? Do you a fowl in a quarter of an hour; roast or boiled, sir?"
"I have not breakfasted yet; bring me some breakfast."
"Yes, sir," said the little waiter. "Tea, sir? Coffee, eggs, toast, b.u.t.tered toast, sir? Like any meat, sir? Ham, sir? Tongue, sir? Like a devil, sir?"
"Anything, everything, only be quick."
"Yes, sir," responded the waiter. "Beg pardon, sir. No offence, I hope, but custom to pay here, sir. Shall be happy to accommodate you, sir.
Know what a gentleman is."
"Thank you, I will not trouble you," said Ferdinand; "get me that note changed."
"Yes, sir," replied the little waiter, bowing very low as he disappeared.
"Gentleman in best drawing-room wants breakfast. Gentleman in best drawing-room wants change for a ten-pound note. Breakfast immediately for gentleman in best drawing-room. Tea, coffee, toast, ham, tongue, and a devil. A regular n.o.b!"
Ferdinand was so exhausted that he had postponed all deliberation as to his situation until he had breakfasted; and when he had breakfasted, he felt dull. It is the consequence of all meals. In whatever light he viewed his affairs, they seemed inextricable. He was now in a spunging-house; he could not long remain here, he must be soon in a gaol. A gaol! What a bitter termination of all his great plans and hopes! What a situation for one who had been betrothed to Henrietta Temple! He thought of his cousin, he thought of her great fortune, which might have been his. Perhaps at this moment they were all riding together in the Park. In a few days all must be known to his father. He did not doubt of the result. Armine would immediately be sold, and his father and mother, with the wretched wreck of their fortune, would retire to the Continent. What a sad vicissitude! And he had done it all; he, their only child, their only hope, on whose image they had lived, who was to restore the house. He looked at the bars of his windows, it was a dreadful sight. His poor father, his fond mother, he was quite sure their hearts would break. They never could survive all this misery, this bitter disappointment of all their chopes. Little less than a year ago and he was at Bath, and they were all joy and triumph. What a wild scene had his life been since! O Henrietta! why did we ever meet? That fatal, fatal morning! The cedar tree rose before him, he recalled, he remembered everything. And poor Glas...o...b..ry--it was a miserable end. He could not disguise it from himself, he had been most imprudent, he had been mad. And yet so near happiness, perfect, perfect happiness!
Henrietta might have been his, and they might have been so happy!
This confinement was dreadful; it began to press upon his nerves. No occupation, not the slightest resource. He took up the Racing Calendar, he threw it down again. He knew all the caricatures by heart, they infinitely disgusted him. He walked up and down the room till he was so tired that he flung himself upon the hard sofa. It was intolerable.
A gaol must be preferable to this. There must be some kind of wretched amus.e.m.e.nt in a gaol; but this ign.o.ble, this humiliating solitude, he was confident he should go mad if he remained here. He rang the bell again.
"Yes, sir," said the little waiter.
"This place is intolerable to me," said Captain Armine. "I really am quite sick of it. What can I do?"