"Wool!" said Mrs. Condiment, turning to the servant, "go down to the kitchen and call up the house servants--perhaps they would like to buy something."
As soon as Wool had gone and the good woman was left alone with the sailor, she stooped and said:
"I did not wish to inquire before the servant man, but, my good sir, I do not know whether it is right to buy from you!"
"Why so, ma"am?" asked the sailor, with an injured look.
"Why, I am afraid--I am very much afraid you risk your life and liberty in an unlawful trade!"
"Oh, ma"am, on my soul, these things are honestly come by, and you have no right to accuse me!" said the sailor, with a look of subdued indignation.
"I know I haven"t, and I meant no harm, but did these goods pa.s.s through the custom house?"
"Oh, ma"am, now, that"s not a fair question!"
"It is as I suspected! I cannot buy from you, my good friend. I do not judge you--I don"t know whether smuggling is right or wrong, but I know that it is unlawful, and I cannot feel free to encourage any man in a traffic in which he risks his life and liberty, poor fellow!"
"Oh, ma"am," said the sailor, evidently on the brink of bursting into laughter, "if we risk our lives, sure, it"s our own business, and if you"ve no scruples on your own account, you needn"t have any on ours!"
While he was speaking the sound of many shuffling feet was heard along the pa.s.sage, and the room was soon half filled with colored people come in to deal with the sailor.
"You may look at these goods, but you must not buy anything."
"Lor" missus, why?" asked little Pitapat.
"Because I want you to lay out all your money with my friend Mr. Crash at Tip-Top."
"But after de good gemman has had de trouble?" said Pitapat.
"He shall have his supper and a mug of ale and go on his journey," said Mrs. Condiment.
The sailor arose and sc.r.a.ped his foot behind him in acknowledgment of this kindness and began to unpack his wares and display them all over the floor.
And while the servants in wonder and delight examined these treasures and inquired their prices, a fresh young voice was heard carolling along the hall, and the next moment Capitola, in her green riding habit and hat entered the room.
She turned her mischievous gray eyes about, pursed up her lips and asked Mrs. Condiment if she were about to open a fancy bazaar.
"No, my dear Miss Capitola! It is a sailor with foreign goods for sale,"
answered the old lady.
"A sailor with foreign goods for sale! Umph! yes, I know. Isn"t he a smuggler?" whispered Capitola.
"Indeed. I"m afraid so, my dear--in fact, he don"t deny it!" whispered back the matron.
"Well, I think it"s strange a man that smuggles can"t lie!"
"Well, I don"t know, my dear--may be he thinks it"s no harm to smuggle, and he knows it would be a sin to lie. But where is your uncle, Miss Capitola?"
"Gone around to the stable to blow Jem up for mounting on a lame horse.
He swears Jem shall find another master before to-morrow"s sun sets. But now I want to talk to that bold buccaneer. Say, you sir, show me your foreign goods--I"m very fond of smugglers myself!"
"You are right, my dear young lady! You would give poor sailors some little chance to turn an honest penny!"
"Certainly! Brave fellows! Show me that splendid fabric that shines like cloth of gold."
"This, my young lady, this is a real, genuine China silk. I bought it myself in my last cruise in the streets of Shanghai, where the long-legged chickens----"
"And fast young men come from! I know the place! I"ve been along there!"
interrupted Capitola, her gray eyes glittering with mischief.
"This you will perceive, young lady, is an article that cannot be purchased anywhere except----"
"From the manufactory of foreign goods in the city of New York, or from their traveling agents!"
"Oh, my dear young lady, how you wrong me! This article came from----"
"The factory of Messrs. Hocus & Pocus, corner of Can"t and Come-it Street, City of Gotham!"
"Oh, my dear young lady----"
"Look here, my brave buccaneer, I know all about it! I told you I"d been along there!" said the girl, and, turning to Mrs. Condiment, she said.
"See here, my dear, good soul, if you want to buy that "India" silk that you are looking at so longingly, you may do it with a safe conscience!
True, it never pa.s.sed through the custom house--because it was made in New York. I know all about it! All these "foreign goods" are manufactured at the north and sent by agents all over the country. These agents dress and talk like sailors and a.s.sume a mysterious manner on purpose to be suspected of smuggling, because they know well enough fine ladies will buy much quicker and pay much more if they only fancy they are cheating Uncle Sam in buying foreign goods from a smuggler at half price."
"So, then, you are not a smuggler, after all!" said Mrs. Condiment, looking almost regretfully at the sailor.
"Why, ma"am, you know I told you you were accusing me wrongfully."
"Well, but really, now, there was something about you that looked sort of suspicious."
"What did I tell you? A look put on on purpose," said Cap.
"Well, he knows that if he wanted to pa.s.s for a smuggler, it didn"t take here," said Mrs. Condiment.
"No, that it didn"t!" muttered the object of these commentaries.
"Well, my good man, since you are, after all, an honest peddler, just hand me that silk and don"t ask me an unreasonable price for it, because I"m a judge of silks and I won"t pay more than it is worth," said the old lady.
"Madam, I leave it to your own conscience! You shall give me just what you think it"s worth."
"Humph! that"s too fair by half! I begin to think this fellow is worse than he seems!" said Capitola to herself.
After a little hesitation a price was agreed upon and the dress bought.
Then the servants received permission to invest their little change in ribbons, handkerchiefs, tobacco, snuff, or whatever they thought they needed. When the purchases were all made and the peddler had done up his diminished pack and replaced his hat upon his head and was preparing to leave, Mrs. Condiment said:
"My good man, it is getting very late, and we do not like to see a traveler leave our house at this hour--pray remain until morning, and then, after an early breakfast, you can pursue your way in safety."
"Thank you kindly, ma"am, but I must be far on my road to-night," said the peddler.