They pa.s.sed over my head at about fifteen feet, swooped on past by a thousand, and dropped a road-block bomb. It flared briefly and let out with a billow of thick red smoke.
I leaned on the brakes hard enough to stand the Clinton up on its nose, because if I shoved my front b.u.mper through that cloud of red smoke it was a signal for them to let me have it. I came to a stop about a foot this side of the bomb, and the jetcopter came down hovering. Its vanes blew the smoke away and the "copter landed in front of my swiped Clinton Special.
The policeman was both curt and angry. "Driver"s ticket, registration, and maybe your pilot"s license," he snapped.
Well, that was _it_. I had a driver"s ticket all right, _but_ it did not permit me to drive a car that I"d selected out of a group w.i.l.l.y nilly.
The car registration was in the glove compartment where it was supposed to be, but what it said did not match what the driver"s license claimed.
No matter what I said, there would be the Devil to pay.
"I"ll go quietly, officer," I told him.
"Darn" white of you, pilot," he said cynically. He was scribbling on a book of tickets and it was piling up deep. Speeding, reckless driving, violation of ordinance something-or-other by number. Driving a car without proper registration in the absence of the rightful owner (Check for stolen car records) and so on and on and on until it looked like a life term in the local jug.
"Move over, Cornell," he said curtly. "I"m taking you in."
I moved politely. The only time it pays to be arrogant with the police is long after you"ve proved them wrong, and then only when you"re facing your mirror at home telling yourself what you should have said.
I was driven to court; escorted in by the pair of them and seated with one on each side. The sign on the judge"s table said: Magistrate Hollister.
Magistrate Hollister was an elderly gentleman with a cast iron jaw and a glance as cold as a bucket of snow. He dealt justice with a sharp-edged shovel and his att.i.tude seemed to be that everybody was either guilty as charged or was contemplating some form of evil to be committed as soon as he was out of the sight of Justice. I sat there squirming while he piled the top on a couple whose only crime was parking overtime; I itched from top to bottom while he slapped one miscreant in gaol for turning left in violation of City Ordinance. His next attempt gave a ten dollar fine for failing to come to a full and grinding halt at the sign of the big red light, despite the fact that the criminal was esper to a fine degree and dug the fact that there was no cross-traffic for a half mile.
Then His Honor licked his chops and called my name.
He speared me with an icicle-eye and asked sarcastically: "Well, Mr.
Cornell, with what form of sophistry are you going to explain your recent violations?"
I blinked.
He aimed a cold glance at the bailiff, who arose and read off the charges against me in a deep, hollow intonation.
"Speak up!" he snapped. "Are you guilty or not guilty?"
"Guilty," I admitted.
He beamed a sort of self-righteous evil. It was easy to see that never in his tenure of office had he ever encountered a criminal as hardened and as vicious as I. Nor one who admitted to his turpitude so blandly. I felt it coming, and it made me itch, and I knew that if I tried to scratch His Honor would take the act as a personal affront. I fought down the crazy desire to scratch everything I could reach and it was hard; about the time His Honor added a charge of endangering human life on the highway to the rest of my a.s.sorted crimes, the itch had localized into the ring finger of my left hand. That I could scratch by rubbing it against the seam of my trousers.
Then His Honor went on, delivering Lecture Number Seven on Crime, Delinquency, and Grand Larceny. I was going to be an example, he vowed.
I was a.s.sumed to be esper since no normal--that"s the word he used, which indicated that the old bird was a blank and hated everybody who wasn"t--human being would be able to drive as though he had eyes mounted a half mile in front of him. Not that my useless life was in danger, or that I was actually not-in-control of my car, but that my actions made for panic among normal--again he used it!--people who were not blessed with either telepathy or perception by a mere accident of birth. The last one proved it; it was not an accident of birth so much as it was proper training, to my way of thinking. Magistrate Hollister hated psi-trained people and was out to make examples of them.
He polished off his lecture by p.r.o.nouncing sentence: "--and the Law provides punishment by a fine not to exceed one thousand dollars, or a sentence of ninety days in jail--_or both_." He rolled the latter off as though he relished the sound of the words.
I waited impatiently. The itch on my finger increased; I flung a fast dig at it but there was nothing there but Soph.o.m.ore"s Syndrome. Good old nervous a.s.sociation. It was the finger that little Snoodles, the three-month baby supergirl had munched to a faretheewell. Darned good thing the kid didn"t have teeth! But I was old Steve, the immune, the carrier, the--
"Well, Mr. Cornell?"
I blinked. "Yes, your honor?"
"Which will it be? I am granting you the leniency of selecting which penalty you prefer."
I could probably rake up a thousand by selling some stock, personal possessions, and draining my already-weakened bank account. The most valuable of my possessions was parked in a ditch with a blowout and probably a bent frame and even so, I only owned about six monthly payments worth of it.
"Your Honor, I will prefer to pay the fine--if you"ll grant me time in which to go and collect--"
He rapped his desk with his gavel. "Mr. Cornell," he boomed angrily. "A thief cannot be trusted. Within a matter of minutes you could remove yourself from the jurisdiction of this court unless a binding penalty is placed against your person. You may go on your search for money, but only after posting bond--to the same amount as your fine!"
_Lenient--?_
"However, unless you are able to pay, I have no recourse but to exact the prison sentence of ninety days. Bailiff--!"
I gave up. It even felt sort of good to give up, especially when the turn is called by someone too big to be argued with. No matter what, I was going to take ninety days off, during which I could sit and think and plan and wonder and chew my fingernails.
The itch in my finger burned again, deep this time, and not at all easy to satisfy by rubbing it against my trousers. I picked at it with the thumbnail and the nail caught something hard.
I looked down at the itching finger and sent my perception into it with as much concentration as I could.
My thumbnail had lifted a tiny circle no larger than the head of a pin.
Blood was oozing from beneath the lifted rim, and I nervously picked off the tiny patch of hard, hard flesh and watched the surface blood well out into a tiny droplet. My perception told me the truth: It was Mekstrom"s Disease and not a doubt. The Immune had caught it!
The bailiff tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Come along, Cornell!"
And I was going to have ninety days to watch that patch grow at the inexorable rate of one sixty-fourth of an inch per hour!
XVI
The bailiff repeated, "Come along, Cornell." Then he added sourly, "Or I"ll have to slip the cuffs on you."
I turned with a helpless shrug. I"d tried to lick "em and I"d tried to join "em and I"d failed both. Then, as of this instant when I might have been able to go join "em, I was headed for the wrong side as soon as I opened my big yap. And if I didn"t yelp, I was a dead one anyway. Sooner or later someone in the local jug would latch on to my condition and pack me off to Scholar Phelps" Medical Center.
Once more I was in a situation where all I could do was to play it by ear, wait for a break, and see if I could make something out of it.
But before I could take more than a step or two toward the big door, someone in the back of the courtroom called out:
"Your Honor, I have some vital information in this case."
His Honor looked up across the court with a great amount of irritation showing in his face. His voice rasped, "Indeed?"
I whirled, shocked.
Suavely, Dr. Thornd.y.k.e strode down the aisle. He faced the judge and explained who he was and why, then he backed it up with a wallet full of credentials, cards, identification, and so forth. The judge looked the shebang over sourly but finally nodded agreement. Thornd.y.k.e smiled self-confidently and then went on, facing me:
"It would be against my duty to permit you to incarcerate this miscreant," he said smoothly. "Because Mr. Cornell has Mekstrom"s Disease!"
Everybody faded back and away from me as though he"d announced me to be the carrier of plague. They looked at me with horror and disgust on their faces, a couple of them began to wipe their hands with handkerchiefs; one guy who"d been standing where I"d dropped my little patch of Mekstrom Flesh backed out of that uncharmed circle. Some of the spectators left hurriedly.