"Widow."
"Oh!"
"Eh?"
"Nothing. . . . I was considering. One has to collect a few data, you understand,--in strict confidence, of course. . . . Trade, profession, or occupation?"
"Whose?"
"Well, your friend"s, to start with."
"Is that necessary?"
"It will help us to be persuasive." Seeing that "Bias still hesitated, Mr Benny went on. "May I take it, for instance, that one may credit him, as a friend of yours, with a seafaring past?"
"I do believe," responded "Bias with a slow smile after regarding Mr Benny for some seconds, "as you"re thinkin" of Cai Hocken?"
Mr Benny laughed. "And yet it would not be so tremendous a guess,-- hey?--seeing what friends you two are."
"It won"t do no harm," allowed "Bias after pondering a while, "if you took it to be Cai Hocken; though, mind you, I don"t say as you"re right."
"That"s understood. . . . Now for the lady"s occupation?"
"Well . . . you might make it farmin"--for the sake of argument."
"Now I wonder," thought Mr Benny to himself, "_which_ of these two is lying." Aloud he began, setting pen to paper and repeating as he wrote, ""_Honoured Madam,_"--you don"t think that too cold?"
"Why, are you able to start already?" exclaimed "Bias in unfeigned amazement.
"I like to catch an inspiration as it springs to my brain," Mr Benny a.s.sured him. "We"ll correct as we go on."
CHAPTER XV.
PALMERSTON"S GENIUS.
"You"re welcome as blossom, my dear," said Mrs Bowldler to Fancy Tabb, who had dropped in, as she put it, for a look around. The child was allowed a couple of hours off duty in the afternoon to take a walk and blow away the cobwebs of the Chandler"s gloomy house: her poor shop-drudge of a father having found courage to wring this concession from Mr Rogers for her health"s sake. "You"re welcome as blossom, but you must work for your welcome. Come and help me to cut bread-and-b.u.t.ter. . . . Palmerston! You bring the kettle and pour a little water into the teapots, just to get "em heated."
"Company, is it?" asked Fancy, laying aside her cloak.
"Company?" Mrs Bowldler sniffed. "We"ve had enough of company to last us this side of the grave. Ho, I trust the name of company will not be breathed in _my_ hearing for some time to come!"
"What is it, then?"
"Freaks, I hope; maggots, as my poor dear tender mother used to say; and all casting double work on the establishment. We must dine separate, all of a sudden; and now we must have our tea served separate; and from dinner to tea-time sitting in writing, the pair of us, till I wonder it haven"t brought on a rush of blood to our poor heads."
"Writing?" echoed Fancy. She desisted from spreading the b.u.t.ter and eyed Mrs Bowldler doubtfully, pursing up her lips. "I don"t like the look of that. What are they writing, do you suppose?"
"It don"t become me to guess," answered Mrs Bowldler. "Belike they"re making their wills and leaving one another the whole of their property."
"I hope not. They"d make a dreadful mess of it without a lawyer to help."
"They"re making a dreadful mess on the tablecloth--or, as I _should_ say, on the tablecloths, respectively, as the case may be. Blots.
There"s one or two you couldn"t cover with a threepenny bit.
Captain Hunken especially; and it cost four-and-ninepence only last July, which makes the heart bleed."
"They haven"t quarrelled, have they?" asked Fancy.
"Quarrelled? No, of course they haven"t quarrelled. What put such a thing into your head, child?"
"I don"t know. . . . But I don"t like this writin"; it"s unnatural.
And they"re livin" apart, you say?"
"They didn"t even breakfast together. But that was an accident, Captain Hunken having walked out early and taken the parrot."
"Funny thing to take for a walk."
"Which," explained Mrs Bowldler with a glance at Palmerston, "I had to lodge a complaint with Captain Hocken yesterday relative to its conversation, and he must have spoken about it; for Captain Hunken went out at eight o"clock taking the bird with him, cage and all, and when he came back they were _minus_."
Fancy pondered. "What did the parrot say?" she asked.
"You mustn"t ask, my dear. I couldn"t tell it to anything less than a married woman."
"That"s a pity; because I wanted to know, quick. I suppose, now, you haven"t a notion what he did with the bird?"
"Not a notion."
"I thought not. Well, I have. He"s been an" gone an" given it away to Mrs Bosenna, up at Rilla."
Mrs Bowldler turned pale and gripped the edge of the table.
"I"ll bet you any money," Fancy nodded slowly.
"Ho! catch me ere I faint!" panted Mrs Bowldler.
"Why, what"s the matter? She"s a married woman, or has been."
"If only you"d heard--"
"Yes, it"s a pity," agreed Fancy, and turned about. "Pam!"
"Yes, Miss," answered Palmerston.
"Call me "Fancy.""
"Yes, Miss Fancy."