"An" you might remember to leave the child outside. If a lady"s name is to be handled in the discussion, you understand. . . . Besides which, witnesses are apt to be awk"ard. Two"s the safe number when there"s a delicate point to be cleared up."
Fancy reappeared and announced herself ready. "Bias caught up his hat.
. . . Left to himself, Mr Rogers lay back in his chair and chuckled.
He did not care two straws for Mr Philp, or for what might happen to him. His mind was off on quite another train of thought.
"I wonder what the woman"s game is? "A hundred pound lyin" idle"--and Hocken around with the same tale this forenoon. . . . Ten per cent, and at a moderate risk. . . . She"s shrewd, too, by all accounts. . . .
Damme, if this isn"t a queer cross-runnin" world! A woman like that, if I"d had the luck to meet her a three-four year ago--before _this_ happened!" . . . He eyed his palsied hand as it reached out, shaking, for the tea-cup.
"When we get to the door," said "Bias heavily, as he and Fancy turned out of the street into the narrow entry of Union Place, "you"re to step back and run away home."
"No fear," she a.s.sured him. "I"m doin" you a favour, an" don"t you forget it."
"But you can"t come inside with me."
"_That"s_ all right. n.o.body said as I wanted to, in my hearin".
I can see all I want to see. There"s a flight o" steps runnin" up close outside the window."
She pointed it out and quite candidly indicated the point at which she proposed to perch herself. "And there"s another window at the back,"
she added: "so"s you can see all that"s happenin" inside."
"Better fit you ran away home," he repeated.
"You can"t _make_ me," retorted Fancy. "Unless, o" course, you choose to use force, here in broad daylight. As a friend of mine said, only the other day," she went on, s.n.a.t.c.hing at a purple patch from "Pickerley," "the man as would lift his hand against a woman deserves whatever can be said of him. Public opinion will condemn him in this life, and, in the next, worms are his portion. So there!"
"I dunno what you"re talkin" about," said "Bias, preoccupied with the thought of coming vengeance.
"Who"s meanin" to lift his hand against a woman?"
"Well, mind you don"t, that"s all!"
She left him standing on the doorstep, and skipped away up the steps.
Having reached a point which commanded a view over the blinds of Mr Philp"s front window, she gave a glance into the room, and at once her arms and legs started to twitch as though in the opening movement of some barbaric war-dance.
"Bias, still inattentive, took no heed of these contortions. After a moment"s pause he rapped sharply on the door with the k.n.o.b of his walking-stick, then boldly lifted the latch and strode into the pa.s.sage.
On his right the door of the front parlour stood ajar. He thrust it wide open and entered. And, as he entered, a female figure arose from a chair on the far side of the room.
"I--I beg your pardon, ma"am!" stammered "Bias, falling back a pace.
"Polly wants a kiss!" screamed a voice. It did not seem to proceed from the lady. . . . Somehow, too, it was strangely familiar. . . .
"Bias stared wildly about him.
At the same moment, and just as his eyes fell on the parrot-cage on the table, the lady--But was it a lady? Heavens! what did it resemble--this figure in female attire?
"Drat your bird! He won"t say no worse! And this is the third mornin"
I"ve sat temptin" him!"
Mr Philp--yes, it was Mr Philp--in black merino frock, Paisley shawl and ribboned cap on which a few puce-coloured poppies nodded--Mr Philp, with a handful of knitting, and a ball of worsted trailing at his feet-- But it is impossible to construct a sentence which would do justice to Mr Philp as he loomed up and swam into ken through "Bias"s awed surmise; and the effort shall be abandoned.
Mr Philp slowly unwound the woollen wrap that had swathed his beard out of sight.
"Clever things, birds," said Mr Philp, and his voice seemed to regain its ident.i.ty as the folds of the bandage dropped from him. "I wonder whether shavin" would help! . . . I don"t like to be beat."
"Bias, who had come with that very intent, lifted a hand--but let it fall again. No, he could not!
"Good Lord!" he e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed, and fled from the house.
Outside, Fancy--who had seen all--was executing a fandango on the step.
"Help!" she called, taunting him. "_Who_ talked o" liftin" a hand against a woman?"
CHAPTER XXI.
THE AUCTION.
One result of the paragraph in "The Troy Herald" was to harden the two friends" estrangement just at the moment when it promised to melt.
Troy with its many amenities has a deplorable appet.i.te for gossip; and to this appet.i.te the contention of Captain Hocken and Captain Hunken for Mrs Bosenna"s hand gave meat and drink. (There was, of course, no difficulty in guessing what Mr Shake Benny would have called "the _inamorata"s_ ident.i.ty.") Malicious folk, after their nature, a.s.sumed the pair to be in quest of her money. The sporting ones laid bets.
Every one discussed the item with that frankness which is so characteristic of the little town, and so engaging when you arrive at knowing us, though it not infrequently disconcerts the newcomer.
Barber Toy--having Cai at his mercy next morning, with a razor close to his throat--heartily wished him success.
"Not," added Mr Toy, "that I bear any ill-will to Cap"n Hunken. But I back a shaved chin on principle, for the credit of the trade."
A sardonic and travelled seaman, waiting his turn in the corner, hereupon asked how he managed when it came to the Oxford and Cambridge boat-race.
"I"ll tell you," answered Mr Toy. "I wasn"t at Oxford myself--_nor_ at Cambridge; and for years I"d back one or "nother, "cordin" to the newspapers. But that isn"t a satisfactory way. When you"re dealin"
with an honest event--_honest_, mind you--as goes on year after year between two parties both ekally set on winnin", the only way to get real satisfaction is to pick your fancy an" go on backin" it. That gives ye a different interest altogether, like with Liberal or Conservative at a General Election. If you don"t win this time, you look forward to next.
. . . Well, one day Mr Philp here came into the shop wearin" a dark blue tie, and says I, "You"re Oxford." "Am I?" says he--"It"s the first I"ve heard tell of it." "You"re Oxford," says I: "and I"m Cambridge, for half-a-crown." Odd enough, Cambridge won that year by eight lengths."
"I wonder you have the face to tell this story," put in Mr Philp.
The barber grinned. "Well, I thought as we"d both settled "pon our fancy, in a neighbourly way. But be dashed if, soon after the followin"
Christmas, Mr Philp didn"t send his tie to the wash, and it came back any blue you pleased. "Make it one or t"other--_I_ don"t care," said I: and he weighed the choice so long, bein" a cautious man, that we missed to make up any bet at all. If you"ll believe me, that year they rowed a dead heat."
"Very curious," commented Cai.
"But that isn" the end," continued the barber. "Next year he"d washed his necktie again, and that "twas Cambridge he couldn" dispute. So we put on another half-crown, and Oxford won by two lengths. . . . "Twas a pity I could never induce him to bet again, for his tie went on getting Cambridger and Cambridger, while Oxford won four years out o" five."
"If you believe there was any honesty in it!" said Mr Philp.
""Twas only my suspicious natur" as saved me."
The whole town, indeed, was watching the rivals, and with an open interest very difficult to resent. Nay, since it was impossible to tell every second man in the street to mind his own business, Cai and "Bias accepted the publicity perforce and turned their resentment upon one another.
They continued, of course, to live apart, and Mrs Bowldler soon learned to avoid playing the intermediary, even to the extent of suggesting (say) some concerted action over the coal supplies. After the first fortnight no messages pa.s.sed between them--