Mr. Turtle got up and turned around toward the Hollow Tree people. He had his coat off, and he reached back and pointed to a place about in the center of his sh.e.l.l.
"Feel right there," he said, which Mr. Rabbit did, and said:
"Why, there"s quite a lump there. It hardly shows, but you can feel it plainly."
[Ill.u.s.tration: "YES," SAID MR. TURTLE, "THAT"S WHERE I STRUCK"]
"Yes," said Mr. Turtle, "that"s where I struck. It was quite sore for a good while. There was a lump there, at first, as big as an egg. It flattened a good deal afterward, but it never quite went away. Feel how smooth it is. It kept just about as it was when it happened."
Then all those other Deep Woods people came up and felt of the queer lump on Mr. Turtle"s back, and said how perfectly that proved everything and how Mr. Turtle always could prove things, and they noticed the inscription about the old race with Mr. Hare, and said in some ways Mr.
Turtle was about the most wonderful person anywhere and they were certainly proud to be his friend.
Then Mr. Turtle said they might all sit there and talk about it a little, while he went in to cook the fish and make a pan of biscuits and a nice salad for dinner.
FOOTNOTES:
[1] "Mr. Turtle"s Thunder Story" in _The Hollow Tree and Deep Woods Book_.
THE DEEP WOODS ELOPEMENT
MR. "POSSUM TELLS ABOUT AUNT MELISSY AND UNCLE SILAS AND THE ROMANCE OF MINTY GLENWOOD
One night in the Hollow Tree, when the "c.o.o.n and "Possum and the Old Black Crow had finished their supper and were sitting around the fire, smoking, Mr. "Possum said that he thought he had heard Mr. Frog trying off a few notes to-day, over in the Wide Gra.s.slands, so that he knew that it must be coming spring, and Mr. "c.o.o.n said that over Mr. Man"s way he had smelled burning leaves, which was a pretty sure sign. Then Mr. Crow said that some of his wild relatives had been cawing about lately, and that was a sign, too. Then they all smoked some more, and looked in the fire, and were glad that winter was about over, and presently Mr. "Possum said that every time he smelled the spring smell, and heard the spring sounds, it reminded him of something that happened a long time ago, when he was quite young and lived with his Uncle Silas and Aunt Melissy Lovejoy, over beyond the Wide Blue Water. Then the "c.o.o.n and the Old Black Crow begged Mr. "Possum to tell about it, because they said Mr. "Possum"s stories always sounded so unbelievable, and yet always turned out to be almost founded on fact.
"Well," said Mr. "Possum, "you remember I told you about Uncle Silas Lovejoy going to the city, once, and coming home all stylish, with a young man to wait on him, and how Aunt Melissy, when she saw them, turned the young man into just a plain hired help and set them both to work in the garden;[2] and you may remember how I once told you about all our folks, including the hired man, being moved by a balloon across the Wide Blue Water and set down right at the very door of a fine hollow tree, which we moved into and enjoyed for a long time--my little cousins and myself growing up there, and some of them still living there to this day."[3]
Mr. "Possum stopped to fill his pipe again, and the others all said they remembered, and Mr. "c.o.o.n said he always liked the nice slow and reminding way Mr. "Possum began his stories, as it brought everything up fresh, and one didn"t have to be trying to think of what had happened before, but could just sit back and listen. Mr. "Possum nodded, and lit his pipe, and leaned back and drew a few puffs, as if he enjoyed them so much that he didn"t care to go on with his story. But pretty soon he said:
"We lived there till I grew up, and all my little cousins, too, and the hired man stayed with us. He was a very good young man; though, being brought up in town, of course it took him a little while to get used to country ways. But Aunt Melissy was a stirring person and she didn"t let it take as long as it might have in another family. Aunt Melissy was quite primpy herself, and said that she guessed she could carry what style there was in our family (being a Glenwood, and having married beneath her), and that Uncle Silas and the rest of us would do pretty well if we managed to keep up with the work she laid out for us; and that was so.
[Ill.u.s.tration: SHE WOULD MAKE WINTERS HELP MY YOUNG LADY COUSIN DO THE DISHES]
"She kept Uncle Silas and Winters--that was the name of the hired man--busier than anybody, as she never quite got over the trip to town and the way they came home. She used to set Uncle Silas to peeling potatoes, after supper, for next morning, and would make Winters help my young lady cousin do the dishes, which you would not think he would like; but he did. Aunt Melissy didn"t know that he would like it so much, or she would have set him at the potatoes, and Uncle Silas at the dishes.
"I don"t suppose any of you can guess why our hired man wanted to help my cousin, Minta Glenwood Lovejoy, with the dishes. I couldn"t, even after I saw that he was so fond of the job, that he could hardly wait until the supper was cleared away and it was ready for him. I used to wonder how that young man, brought up in town, could take so to such work, and then, after a while, I got to wondering why it took him and Minty Glenwood, as we always called her, so long to get through.
[Ill.u.s.tration: UNCLE SILAS HAD GONE TO SLEEP WITH A POTATO IN HIS HAND]
"That was the first thing Aunt Melissy wondered, too. She generally knit a little, after supper, and went to sleep over it, and would wake up suddenly and look at the clock and begin to knit as fast as she could, so we would not think she had been asleep. But one night she slept a long time, and when she looked at the clock it was so late that she said, "Land"s sakes, it"s bedtime!" and she went over and shook Uncle Silas, who had gone to sleep with a potato in his hand, and scolded him to bed, and shook up the rest of us, and then noticed that Cousin Minty and Winters were missing, and went straight to the kitchen door and opened it, and found them sitting close together, and Winters holding Cousin Minty"s hand and telling her that unless she would set up housekeeping with him he would go back to the city and lead a fearful life; and Cousin Minty Lovejoy looking very scared.
"But she didn"t look half as scared as she did when she saw Aunt Melissy, nor the hired man, either. He had to make two trials before he could get up, even after Aunt Melissy told him to, and Cousin Minty Glenwood began to cry, and Aunt Melissy told her to go to bed at once, and made a swing at her, and missed her, as she went by. She didn"t miss the hired man, though; and I guess he had something else to think of besides Minty Glenwood and housekeeping, for a few minutes, anyway.
"Then Aunt Melissy Lovejoy told him he could take himself out of that house, and not come back except for meals, and she said he could sleep over in the shop, which was an old, leaky, broken stump of a tree where we kept our garden tools. Then I happened to be sitting in the way, and Aunt Melissy tripped over my feet, and when she righted herself she made a swing at me, too; and if I had not dodged in time I might have been injured for life. As it was, she drove me out with Winters to stay in the shop, and I wasn"t sorry, for it was an awful time in our house.
"Next morning, Aunt Melissy Lovejoy was still dangerous, and at breakfast she broke out at things in general, and said the idea that she, a Glenwood, should live to see a hired man sitting up to a child of hers, especially one who was a Glenwood herself, resembling the family as she did, and being named that way, too; which seemed worse, somehow, than anything that ever happened to a Glenwood before, except her own case; and she gave an awful look at Uncle Silas, who got a little s.p.u.n.ky--the only time I ever saw him that way--and said he thought that Winters was quite a good fellow and would make as good a husband as _he_ had, meaning himself, of course, and Aunt Melissy said, "Yes, just about," and asked him if he wanted his daughter to have as hard a row to hoe as _she_ had, meaning _herself_, though it was Uncle Silas who had the hard hoeing in that family, if I could judge.
[Ill.u.s.tration: THAT NIGHT WINTERS AND I TALKED IT OVER]
"Well, that night in the shop, Winters and I talked it over, and he decided to go away and take Minty Glenwood with him. He might go to the city, he said, to his folks, who had disowned him because he had been quite wild, but very likely would take him back now that he had reformed and was ready to be tamed by a nice little person like Minty Glenwood.
He and Minty would have to elope, of course, and he told me to tell her just what to do, because I could get to see her alone, which he couldn"t. There was a little sapling grew near the tree, and one of its limbs stuck out above her window. Winters said he would go out on that limb and bend it down, about midnight, and Minty Glenwood could be there and climb out on it, and they would go away together quite a distance from Aunt Melissy, and live happy ever after.
"So I told Cousin Minty Glenwood about the plan, and just what to do, and she was as scared as a chicken, but said she would do anything to save the hired man from that awful city life he had mentioned. She said she knew something would happen when she tried to climb out her window, but she would have to do it, as it was the only way to get out without going through Aunt Melissy"s room, which would be much worse.
"Well, that night Winters and I got everything ready, and had all his things packed in a bundle at the foot of the tree, and a little before midnight by the full moon, Winters went up and crawled out on the limb to bend it down, but when he got there it wouldn"t bend far enough to reach Minty Glenwood"s window--him being a light-weight person, though I"ve heard he got fatter later on. He couldn"t jump on it, for fear of waking up Aunt Melissy, so he came down and said I would have to go out on the limb, and he would stay on the ground with the things, because I was always pretty solid, even in those days. So then I went out and crawled along on that limb, which bent down with me, all right, but didn"t quite reach Minty Glenwood"s window, and I couldn"t see how she was going to get on it unless she jumped, which I never thought she"d do.
[Ill.u.s.tration: SENT ME SAILING UP INTO THE SKY]
"But you never can tell what a young person in love _will_ do. She was there waiting, all dressed in her Sunday things, with a big bundle of what she was going to take along, and when I asked her, in a whisper, if she could jump and grab the limb, she didn"t wait to think about it, or to give me notice to get ready, but just jumped, bundle and all, and grabbed the limb with one hand and me with the other, and down we swung, for Minty Glenwood was plump, too, and quite heavy with the bundle, and then she let go and dropped, which I should have done, only I forgot it, and a second later that limb sprung back and sent me sailing up into the sky just about in the direction of the full moon.
"Minty Glenwood landed all right--on her bundle, I heard later--and she and Winters had probably got a good ways on their wedding journey by the time I came down in a brush-heap, where we had been clearing up a new potato-patch. It broke my fall, but it was very stiff, scratchy brush, and when I got out I felt as if I had been in an argument with Mr.
Wildcat. I was limping, too, and afraid I was injured internally, for I didn"t feel hungry, which is always a bad sign. I was taking on a good deal, and making some noise, I suppose, for when I got to the shop and was going to drag myself up to bed, I heard Aunt Melissy"s voice call out the window:
""What"s the matter with you out there? What have you been doing?" And then all at once she gave a howl, for she was in Minty Glenwood"s room, and had suddenly discovered that Cousin Minty wasn"t in her bed, and hadn"t been in it that night. About five seconds later she came tearing out there in the moonlight and grabbed me and says:
""What does this mean?" she says. "Where"s your Cousin Minty Glenwood and that hired creature, Winters?"
"I could tell from Aunt Melissy"s looks and voice that it was not a good time to tell it just as it was. I said I had done all I could to save Minty Glenwood from sorrow, but I had been bruised and scratched in the attempt, and she could see herself that I was bleeding in as many as fifty places and could hardly walk. Very likely, I said, I would not live long enough to tell all the tale, and that I didn"t know which way those two fierce young people had gone, which was true enough.
[Ill.u.s.tration: HE LAUGHED MORE THAN I EVER SAW HIM LAUGH AT ANYTHING]
"Then Uncle Silas came out and pretended to be very mad, too, and said it was a shame the way I had been treated. As for Minty Glenwood, she was not worth hunting for, and he would disown her from that moment, though I knew he was as glad as he could be that it had happened, and had a pretty good idea I had something to do with it. Aunt Melissy she stormed and carried on, and said her family was ruined and that she was going back to her folks; but she had gotten more peaceful-like by morning, and put some poultices and bandages on me, and said she didn"t see how in time that little, spindly hired man and a mere girl could get a big, strong fellow like me into such a state, though she said, of course Minty was a Glenwood and the Glenwoods were always fighters. Then she took me back to the tree, and gave me Minty Glenwood"s room; and when she was out Uncle Silas came to sit with me, and I told him all about it, and he laughed more than I ever saw him laugh at anything, especially when I told about how I went sailing into that brush-heap.
Uncle Silas always did like anything funny, and he hadn"t many chances to show his taste.
"Well, my appet.i.te came back, but I didn"t get well till I had to, because as long as I could be in bed and seem dangerous Uncle Silas had an excuse to sit with me, and we had a fine time. But by and by Aunt Melissy made up some of the worst medicine I ever tasted, which she said she thought would cure me if anything would; which it did, the first dose. Aunt Melissy stayed pretty savage, though, until one day word came from Minty Glenwood, who was now Mrs. Winters, that they were living in town, and that Mr. Winters"s people were very fine and stylish and well off, and had taken him back because he had married so well and reformed, and she was as happy as could be. Then you ought to have seen Aunt Melissy show off. Any one would have thought she had made the match, and she couldn"t talk enough about Minty Glenwood living in the city, and our fine Winters relatives; and told Uncle Silas he ought to be ashamed of the things he"d said about Minty Glenwood, and ordered him to take them all back, which he did. Then, by and by, she went to visit the Winters folks, and stayed a long time, and Uncle Silas and I and my other cousins had the best time we ever had in our lives. When Aunt Melissy came back she looked as fancy and put on almost as many airs as Uncle Silas had the time he came home and brought the young man who by and by was to marry Minty Glenwood."
Mr. "Possum sleepily knocked the ashes out of his pipe and yawned and looked into the fire.
"Did you or Uncle Silas ever tell Aunt Melissy about helping Minty Glenwood and Winters to get away?" asked Mr. Crow.
"No," said Mr. "Possum, drowsily; "we knew Aunt Melissy, and thought it was a pretty good plan to let well enough alone."
FOOTNOTES:
[2] _Hollow Tree and Deep Woods Book._
[3] _Hollow Tree Snowed-In Book._
COUSIN REDFIELD AND THE MOLa.s.sES
COUSIN REDFIELD BEAR MISBEHAVES AND IS CURED OF HIS TASTE FOR MOLa.s.sES