The drivers slept and had breakfast and supper at the Billings house, a mile down-river, but for several years Mrs. Wiley had furnished the noon meal, sending it down piping hot on the stroke of twelve. The boys always said that up or down the whole length of the Saco there was no such cooking as the Wileys", and much of this praise was earned by Rose"s serving. It was the old grandmother who burnished the tin plates and dippers till they looked like silver; for--crotchety and sharp-tongued as she was--she never allowed Rose to spoil her hands with soft soap and sand: but it was Rose who planned and packed, Rose who hemmed squares of old white table-cloths and sheets to line the baskets and keep things daintily separate, Rose, also, whose tarts and cakes were the pride and admiration of church sociables and sewing societies.
Where could such smoking pots of beans be found? A murmur of ecstatic approval ran through the crowd when the covers were removed. Pieces of sweet home-fed pork glistened like varnished mahogany on the top of the beans, and underneath were such deeps of fragrant juice as come only from slow fires and long, quiet hours in brick ovens. Who else could steam and bake such mealy loaves of brown bread, brown as plum-pudding, yet with no suspicion of sogginess? Who such soda biscuits, big, feathery, tasting of cream, and hardly needing b.u.t.ter? And green-apple pies! Could such candied lower crusts be found elsewhere, or more delectable filling? Or such rich, nutty doughnuts?--doughnuts that had spurned the hot fat which is the ruin of so many, and risen from its waves like golden-brown Venuses.
"By the great seleckmen!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Jed Towle, as he swallowed his fourth, "I"d like to hev a wife, two daughters, and four sisters like them Wileys, and jest set still on the river-bank an" hev "em cook victuals for me. I"d hev nothin" to wish for then but a mouth as big as the Saco"s."
"And I wish this custard pie was the size o" Bonnie Eagle Pond," said Ike Billings. "I"d like to fall into the middle of it and eat my way out!"
"Look at that bunch o" Chiny asters tied on t" the bail o" that biscuit-pail!" said Ivory Dunn. "That"s the girl"s doin"s, you bet; women-folks don"t seem to make no bo"quets after they git married. Let"s divide "em up an" wear "em drivin" this afternoon; mebbe they"ll ketch the eye so "t our rags won"t show so bad. Land! it"s lucky my hundred days is about up! If I don"t git home soon, I shall be arrested for goin" without clo"es. I set up "bout all night puttin" these blue patches in my pants an" tryin" to piece together a couple of old red-flannel shirts to make one whole one. That"s the worst o" drivin" in these places where the pretty girls make a habit of comin" down to the bridge to see the fun. You hev to keep rigged up jest so stylish; you can"t git no chance at the rum bottle, an" you even hev to go a leetle mite light on swearin"."
IV. "Blasphemious Swearin""
"Steve Waterman"s an awful nice feller," exclaimed Ivory Dunn just then. Stephen had been looking intently across the river, watching the Shapleys" side door, from which Rose might issue at any moment; and at this point in the discussion he had lounged away from the group, and, moving toward the bridge, began to throw pebbles idly into the water.
"He"s an awful smart driver for one that don"t foller drivin" the year round," continued Ivory; "and he"s the awfullest clean-spoken, soft-spoken feller I ever see."
"There"s be"n two black sheep in his family a"ready, an" Steve kind o" feels as if he"d ought to be extry white," remarked Jed Towle. "You fellers that belonged to the old drive remember Pretty Quick Waterman well enough? Steve"s mother brought him up."
Yes; most of them remembered the Waterman twins, Stephen"s cousins, now both dead,--Slow Waterman, so moderate in his steps and actions that you had to fix a landmark somewhere near him to see if he moved; and Pretty Quick, who shone by comparison with his twin. "I"d kind o" forgot that Pretty Quick Waterman was cousin to Steve," said the under boss; "he never worked with me much, but he wa"n"t cut off the same piece o" goods as the other Watermans. Great hemlock! but he kep" a cussin" dictionary, Pretty Quick did! Whenever he heard any new words he must "a" writ "em down, an" then studied "em all up in the winter-time, to use in the spring drive."
"Swearin" "s a habit that hed ought to be practiced with turrible caution," observed old Mr. Wiley, when the drivers had finished luncheon and taken out their pipes. "There"s three kinds o" swearin",--plain swearin", profane swearin", an" blasphemious swearin". Logs air jest like mules: there"s times when a man can"t seem to rip up a jam in good style "thout a few words that"s too strong for the infant cla.s.ses in Sunday-schools; but a man hed n"t ought to tempt Providence. When he"s ridin" a log near the falls at high water, or cuttin" the key-log in a jam, he ain"t in no place for blasphemious swearin"; jest a little easy, perlite "d.a.m.n" is "bout all he can resk, if he don"t want to git drownded an" hev his ghost walkin" the river-banks till kingdom come.
"You an" I, Long, was the only ones that seen Pretty Quick go, wa"n"t we?" continued Old Kennebec, glancing at Long Abe Dennett (cousin to Short Abe), who lay on his back in the gra.s.s, the smoke-wreaths rising from his pipe, and the steel spikes in his heavy, calked-sole boots shining in the sun.
"There was folks on the bridge," Long answered, "but we was the only ones near enough to see an" hear. It was so onexpected, an" so soon over, that them as was watchin" upstream, where the men was to work on the falls, would n"t "a" hed time to see him go down. But I did, an"
n.o.body ain"t heard me swear sence, though it"s ten years ago. I allers said it was rum an" bravadder that killed Pretty Quick Waterman that day. The boys hed n"t give him a "dare" that he hed n"t took up. He seemed like he was possessed, an" the logs was the same way; they was fairly wild, leapin" around in the maddest kind o" water you ever see.
The river was b"ilin" high that spring; it was an awful stubborn jam, an" Pretty Quick, he"d be"n workin" on it sence dinner."
"He clumb up the bank more"n once to have a pull at the bottle that was hid in the bushes," interpolated Mr. Wiley. "Like as not; that was his failin". Well, most o" the boys were on the other side o" the river, workin" above the bridge, an" the boss hed called Pretty Quick to come off an" leave the jam till mornin", when they"d get horses an" dog-warp it off, log by log. But when the boss got out o" sight, Pretty Quick jest stood right still, swingin" his axe, an" blasphemin" so it would freeze your blood, vowin" he would n"t move till the logs did, if he stayed there till the crack o" doom. Jest then a great, ponderous log, that hed be"n churnin" up an" down in the falls for a week, got free an"
come blunderin" an" thunderin" down-river. Land! it was chock full o"
water, an" looked "bout as big as a church! It come straight along, b.u.t.t-end foremost, an" struck that jam, full force, so "t every log in it shivered. There was a crack,--the crack o" doom, sure enough, for Pretty Quick,--an" one o" the logs le"p" right out an" struck him jest where he stood, with his axe in the air, blasphemin". The jam kind o"
melted an" crumbled up, an" in a second Pretty Quick was whirlin" in the white water. He never riz,--at least where we could see him,--an" we did n"t find him for a week. That"s the whole story, an" I guess Steve takes it as a warnin". Anyway, he ain"t no friend to rum nor swearin", Steve ain"t. He knows Pretty Quick"s ways shortened his mother"s life, an" you notice what a sharp lookout he keeps on Rufus."
"He needs it," Ike Billings commented tersely.
"Some men seem to lose their wits when they"re workin" on logs,"
observed Mr. Wiley, who had deeply resented Long Dennett"s telling of a story which he knew fully as well and could have told much better. "Now, nat"rally, I"ve seen things on the Kennebec--"
"Three cheers for the Saco! Hats off, boys!" shouted Jed Towle, and his directions were followed with a will.
"As I was sayin"," continued the old man, peacefully, "I"ve seen things on the Kennebec that would n"t happen on a small river, an" I"ve be"n in turrible places an" taken turrible resks resks that would "a" turned a Saco River man"s hair white; but them is the times when my wits work the quickest. I remember once I was smokin" my pipe when a jam broke under me. "T was a small jam, or what we call a small jam on the Kennebec,--only about three hundred thousand pine logs. The first thing I knowed, I was shootin" back an" forth in the b"ilin" foam, hangin" on t" the end of a log like a spider. My hands was clasped round the log, and I never lost control o" my pipe. They said I smoked right along, jest as cool an" placid as a pond-lily."
"Why "d you quit drivin"?" inquired Ivory.
"My strength wa"n"t ekal to it," Mr. Wiley responded sadly. "I was all skin, bones, an" nerve. The Comp"ny would n"t part with me altogether, so they give me a place in the office down on the wharves."
"That wa"n"t so bad," said Jed Towle; "why did n"t you hang on to it, so"s to keep in sight o" the Kennebec?"
"I found I could n"t be confined under cover. My liver give all out, my appet.i.te failed me, an" I wa"n"t wuth a day"s wages. I"d learned engineerin" when I was a boy, an" I thought I"d try runnin" on the road a spell, but it did n"t suit my const.i.tution. My kidneys ain"t turrible strong, an" the doctors said I"d have Bright"s disease if I did n"t git some kind o" work where there wa"n"t no vibrations."
"Hard to find, Mr. Wiley; hard to find!" said Jed Towle.
"You"re right," responded the old man feelingly. "I"ve tried all kinds o" labor. Some of "em don"t suit my liver, some disagrees with my stomach, and the rest of "em has vibrations; so here I set, high an" dry on the banks of life, you might say, like a stranded log."
As this well-known simile fell upon the ear, there was a general stir in the group, for Turrible Wiley, when rhetorical, sometimes grew tearful, and this was a mood not to be encouraged.
"All right, boss," called Ike Billings, winking to the boys; "we"ll be there in a jiffy!" for the luncheon hour had flown, and the work of the afternoon was waiting for them. "You make a chalk-mark where you left off, Mr. Wiley, an" we"ll hear the rest tomorrer; only don"t you forgit nothin"! Remember "t was the Kennebec you was talkin" about."
"I will, indeed," responded the old man. "As I was sayin" when interrupted, I may be a stranded log, but I"m proud that the mark o" the Gard"ner Lumber Comp"ny is on me, so "t when I git to my journey"s end they"ll know where I belong and send me back to the Kennebec. Before I"m sawed up I"d like to forgit this triflin" brook in the sight of a good-sized river, an" rest my eyes on some full-grown logs, "stead o"
these little d.a.m.n pipestems you boys are playin" with!"
V. The Game of Jackstraws
There was a roar of laughter at the old man"s boast, but in a moment all was activity. The men ran hither and thither like ants, gathering their tools. There were some old-fashioned pick-poles, straight, heavy levers without any "dog," and there were modern pick-poles and peaveys, for every river has its favorite equipment in these things. There was no dynamite in those days to make the stubborn jams yield, and the dog-warp was in general use. Horses or oxen, sometimes a line of men, stood on the river-bank. A long rope was attached by means of a steel spike to one log after another, and it was dragged from the tangled ma.s.s.
Sometimes, after unloading the top logs, those at the bottom would rise and make the task easier; sometimes the work would go on for hours with no perceptible progress, and Mr. Wiley would have opportunity to tell the bystanders of a "turrible jam" on the Kennebec that had cost the Lumber Company ten thousand dollars to break.
There would be great arguments on sh.o.r.e, among the villagers as well as among the experts, as to the particular log which might be a key to the position. The boss would study the problem from various standpoints, and the drivers themselves would pa.s.s from heated discussion into long consultations.
"They"re paid by the day," Old Kennebec would philosophize to the doctor; "an" when they"re consultin" they don"t hev to be d.o.g.g.i.n", which is a turrible sight harder work."
Rose had created a small sensation, on one occasion, by pointing out to the under boss the key-log in a jam. She was past mistress of the pretty game of jackstraws, much in vogue at that time. The delicate little lengths of polished wood or bone were shaken together and emptied on the table. Each jackstraw had one of its ends fashioned in the shape of some sort of implement,--a rake, hoe, spade, fork, or mallet. All the pieces were intertwined by the shaking process, and they lay as they fell, in a hopeless tangle. The task consisted in taking a tiny pick-pole, scarcely bigger than a match, and with the bit of curved wire on the end lifting off the jackstraws one by one without stirring the pile or making it tremble. When this occurred, you gave place to your opponent, who relinquished his turn to you when ill fortune descended upon him, the game, which was a kind of river-driving and jam-picking in miniature, being decided by the number of pieces captured and their value. No wonder that the under boss asked Rose"s advice as to the key-log. She had a fairy"s hand, and her cunning at deciding the pieces to be moved, and her skill at extricating and lifting them from the heap, were looked upon in Edgewood as little less than supernatural. It was a favorite pastime; and although a man"s hand is ill adapted to it, being over-large and heavy, the game has obvious advantages for a lover in bringing his head very close to that of his beloved adversary. The jackstraws have to be watched with a hawk"s eagerness, since the "trembling" can be discerned only by a keen eye; but there were moments when Stephen was willing to risk the loss of a battle if he could watch Rose"s drooping eyelashes, the delicate down on her pink cheek, and the feathery curls that broke away from her hair.
He was looking at her now from a distance, for she and Mite Shapley were a.s.sisting Jed Towle to pile up the tin plates and tie the tin dippers together. Next she peered into one of the bean-pots, and seemed pleased that there was still something in its depths; then she gathered the fragments neatly together in a basket, and, followed by her friend, clambered down the banks to a shady spot where the Boomshers, otherwise known as the Crambry family, were "lined up" expectantly.
It is not difficult to find a single fool in any community, however small; but a family of fools is fortunately somewhat rarer. Every county, however, can boast of one fool-family, and York County is always in the fashion, with fools as with everything else. The unique, much-quoted, and undesirable Boomshers could not be claimed as indigenous to the Saco valley, for this branch was an offshoot of a still larger tribe inhabiting a distant township. Its beginnings were shrouded in mystery. There was a French-Canadian ancestor somewhere, and a Gypsy or Indian grandmother. They had always intermarried from time immemorial. When one of the selectmen of their native place had been asked why the Boomshers always married cousins, and why the habit was not discouraged, he replied that he really did n"t know; he s"posed they felt it would be kind of odd to go right out and marry a stranger.
Lest "Boomsher" seem an unusual surname, it must be explained that the actual name was French and could not be coped with by Edgewood or Pleasant River, being something as impossible to spell as to p.r.o.nounce. As the family had lived for the last few years somewhere near the Killick Cranberry Meadows, they were called--and completely described in the calling--the Crambry fool-family. A talented and much traveled gentleman who once stayed over night at the Edgewood tavern, proclaimed it his opinion that Boomsher had been gradually corrupted from Beaumarchais. When he wrote the word on his visiting card and showed it to Mr. Wiley, Old Kennebec had replied, that in the judgment of a man who had lived in large places and seen a turrible lot o" life, such a name could never have been given either to a Christian or a heathen family, that the way in which the letters was thrown together into it, and the way in which they was sounded when read out loud, was entirely ag"in reason. It was true, he said, that Beaumarchais, bein"
such a fool-name, might "a" be"n invented a-purpose for a fool-family, but he would n"t hold even with callin" "em Boomsher; Crambry was well enough for "em an" a sight easier to speak.
Stephen knew a good deal about the Crambrys, for he pa.s.sed their so-called habitation in going to one of his wood-lots. It was only a month before that he had found them all sitting outside their broken-down fence, surrounded by decrepit chairs, sofas, tables, bedsteads, bits of carpet, and stoves.
"What"s the matter?" he called out from his wagon.
"There ain"t nothin" the matter," said Alcestis Crambry. "Father"s dead, an" we"re dividin" up the furnerchure."
Alcestis was the pride of the Crambrys, and the list of his attainments used often to be on his proud father"s lips. It was he who was the largest, "for his size," in the family; he who could tell his brothers Paul and Arcadus "by their looks"; he who knew a sour apple from a sweet one the minute he bit it; he who, at the early age of ten, was bright enough to point to the cupboard and say, "Puddin", dad!"
Alcestis had enjoyed, in consequence of his unusual intellectual powers, some educational privileges, and the Killick school-mistress well remembered his first day at the village seat of learning. Reports of what took place in this cla.s.sic temple from day to day may have been wafted to the dull ears of the boy, who was not thought ready for school until he had attained the ripe age of twelve. It may even have been that specific rumors of the signs, symbols, and hieroglyphics used in educational inst.i.tutions had reached him in the obscurity of his cranberry meadows. At all events, when confronted by the alphabet chart, whose huge black capitals were intended to capture the wandering eyes of the infant cla.s.s, Alcestis exhibited unusual, almost unnatural, excitement. "That is "A," my boy," said the teacher genially, as she pointed to the first character on the chart. "Good G.o.d, is that "A"!"
cried Alcestis, sitting down heavily on the nearest bench. And neither teacher nor scholars could discover whether he was agreeably surprised or disappointed in the letter,--whether he had expected, if he ever encountered it, to find it writhing in coils on the floor of a cage, or whether it simply bore no resemblance to the ideal already established in his mind.
Mrs. Wiley had once tried to make something of Mercy, the oldest daughter of the family, but at the end of six weeks she announced that a girl who could n"t tell whether the clock was going "forrards or backwards," and who rubbed a pocket-handkerchief as long as she did a sheet, would be no help in her household.
The Crambrys had daily walked the five or six miles from their home to the Edgewood bridge during the progress of the drive, not only for the social and intellectual advantages to be gained from the company present, but for the more solid compensation of a good meal. They all adored Rose, partly because she gave them food, and partly because she was sparkling and pretty and wore pink dresses that caught their dull eyes.