Homeward Bound

Chapter 3

Tosev 3 imposed haste even on the Race. Ttomalss finished and submitted his report at what would have been a breakneck pace back on Home. But he was astonished when, three days later, his computer screen lit up to show the features of Fleetlord Reffet, who was in charge of the colonists. "I greet you, Exalted Fleetlord," the psychologist said, a.s.suming the seated version of the posture of respect.

"And I greet you, Senior Researcher," Reffet replied.

"To what do I owe the honor of this call?" Ttomalss asked.

"The American Big Uglies have launched what can only be a starship," Reffet said bluntly. "Its course is in the general direction of Home, though not precisely aimed toward our sun."

"Oh," Ttomalss said. "Well, we did think this day would eventually come."



"Yes, but not so soon," Reffet said. "You understand that this means the folk of Home, folk with no experience of Big Uglies, will now have to learn to deal with them and try to understand them."

"They will have a lively time of it, then, as did we of the conquest fleet-and as did you of the colonization fleet," Ttomalss said. "It may even be good for them. They have not begun to understand us when we talk of what things are like on Tosev 3. Now they will gain the experience they need to form a more accurate opinion." He did not say, Serves them right, Serves them right, but the thought was prominent in his mind. but the thought was prominent in his mind.

But Reffet said, "That att.i.tude will not do, Senior Researcher. We have to a.s.sume that ship is heavily armed. For the first time since the Empire was unified, Home may be in danger. They need to have someone there with some real knowledge of Tosevites."

"Fleetlord Atvar is there," Ttomalss said.

Reffet hissed angrily. "Fleetlord Atvar is a disaster waiting to happen. He proved that often enough here on Tosev 3. We need someone there with real expertise, not just wide-mouthed bombast. We need someone like you there, Senior Researcher."

"Me?" Ttomalss hissed, too, in horrified dismay. "But my research program here is progressing so well!"

"Nevertheless, I am ordering you back to Home," Reffet said. "Which counts for more, the individual or the Race as a whole? Have you yourself been infected by the rampant egotism of the Big Uglies you study?"

At first, Ttomalss reckoned the question horribly unfair. The more he turned his eye turrets towards it, though, the more reasonable it seemed. In any case, Reffet had the authority to do as he said he would. Ttomalss a.s.sumed the posture of respect again. "You may command me, Exalted Fleetlord."

"Yes, I may," Reffet said complacently. "I may, and I shall. Settle your affairs as quickly as you can. I want you in cold sleep on the next Homeward-bound ship. I do not know when the Tosevite starship will get there. I hope you will arrive first. I believe you will; the Big Uglies" acceleration was relatively low. Remember-you may directly serve the Emperor himself." He cast down his eye turrets.

So did Ttomalss. He would have reckoned the honor greater before years of studying Tosevite superst.i.tions, none of which took seriously the cult of spirits of Emperors past or the reverence given the living Emperor. The Big Uglies" ignorance had sown the seeds of doubt in him. But excitement soon cast out doubt and hesitation. After so long dealing with this barbarous world, he was going Home again at last! And if he did gain the privilege of seeing the Emperor-well, so much the better.

For a long time after Atvar woke up on Home once more, he"d thought the sun looked strange in the sky. He"d got used to the star Tosev, which was hotter and bluer. Only Tosev 3"s much greater distance from its primary left it with such a chilly climate.

Now, though, the sun seemed normal to him once more. Life on Home had also seemed strange to him when he came out of cold sleep. That dislocation had lasted longer. In fact, it hadn"t disappeared to this day. He had changed, changed irrevocably, during his tenure on Tosev 3.

The change wasn"t just one of holding a prominent command, either. He would have been glad enough to lay that aside. But he had lived with danger and intrigue and the unexpected for year after year. On Home, such things scarcely existed. They had been obsolete here for so very long, most people forgot they had ever existed. Atvar had long since given up trying to explain them. He knew it was hopeless. He might as well have tried explaining the effects of ginger to a female who had never tasted it.

His mouth fell open in a sardonic laugh. As he"d known they would, smugglers had brought ginger back to Home. The herb was fabulously expensive here, which only seemed to make males and females want it more. It had already produced its first scandals. More, no doubt, would come.

Even the look of things had changed here. That had truly rocked him back on his tailstump, for it was almost unprecedented on Home. But young males and females seemed to enjoy acting and looking as much like Big Uglies as they could. They wore false hair, often in colors no Tosevite could have grown naturally. And some of them even wore cloth wrappings over their body paint, which seemed a ploy deliberately designed to cause confusion. Atvar had expected the Big Uglies to imitate the Race; that was how things were supposed to work. For the process to go into reverse struck him as altogether unnatural.

The fleetlord had never been found guilty of anything. Males and females here had endlessly questioned his judgment, but no one came close to showing criminal intent. That struck many other members of the Race as altogether unnatural. Atvar lived in half disgrace: the first fleetlord of a conquest fleet who wasn"t a conqueror.

He"d published his memoirs. They hadn"t made him rich. Along with his pension-which, thanks to the Emperor"s generosity, no underling had cut off-what they"d earned did keep him comfortable. He hadn"t won any new friends in the government with their t.i.tle-he"d called them I Told You So. I Told You So.

Males and females here needed telling. As far as those who didn"t pretend to be Big Uglies were concerned, Tosev 3 was just a world a long way off, light-years and light-years. They knew the conquest hadn"t gone the way it should, but they didn"t know why, or what that meant. Despite Atvar"s memoirs, most of them seemed inclined to blame him.

These days, one needed special skill with computers to coax his telephone code out of the data-retrieval system. Too many males and females had that expertise; he got a lot of crank calls. Because he got so many, he didn"t rush to the phone when it hissed for attention. Instead, he went at more of a resigned amble. "This is Atvar. I greet you," he said, while his fingerclaw was poised to end the conversation on the instant.

The male on the other end of the line said, "And I greet you, Exalted Fleetlord. This is Senior Planner Facaros, in the Ministry of Transportation."

Facaros" body paint confirmed his t.i.tle. "What can I do for you, Senior Planner?" Atvar asked, intrigued in spite of himself. Home did not have a Soldiers" Time now. There was no Ministry of Conquest. The Ministry of Transportation, which oversaw ordinary s.p.a.ceflight, came as close as any other body to taking charge of matters military.

"We have just received word from Tosev 3," Facaros said. "The Big Uglies from the not-empire known as the United States"-he did not p.r.o.nounce the Tosevite words very well-"have launched a starship. Its apparent destination is Home."

"Have they?" Atvar"s hiss was phlegmatic, not astonished. "Well, it was only a matter of time, though this was a bit sooner than I expected it of them." He paused to think. The radio message from Tosev 3 had had to cross interstellar s.p.a.ce, of course. While it was crossing the light-years, so was the Big Uglies" ship, at some respectable fraction of the speed of light. "How long do we have until they get here?" he asked.

"About forty years, or a bit more," Facaros replied. "We fly at about half of light speed, so-"

"Tell me something I do not know," Atvar snapped. "I have done it. Have you?"

"Well . . . no, Exalted Fleetlord," Facaros admitted. "As for what you do not know, the Tosevite ship seems to average about one third of light speed. Its total travel time between Tosev 3 and Home will be over sixty years."

"More than forty years from now," Atvar said musingly. "I may be here to see it, but I probably will not. I have lived a long time already. Forty more years would be beating the odds."

"That is one of the reasons I have called you today," Facaros said. "I wondered if you would consider going into cold sleep once more, so that you could be revived when the Big Uglies" arrival is imminent. You are one of the Race"s experts on them, and-"

"You admit this now, do you?" Atvar broke in. "Do my critics in the government-which means just about everyone but the Emperor-admit it as well?"

"Formally, no," Facaros said. "Informally . . . This request would not have been made in the absence of a consensus about your value to the Race."

That, Atvar knew, was bound to be true. Even so, he said, "I am not a bowl of leftovers, you know, to go from the freezer to the microwave again and again and again."

"Certainly not, and we will richly reward you for the service you perform," Facaros said. "Never doubt it."

Atvar had lived among Big Uglies too long. Whenever someone told him not to doubt something, he doubted it all the more. He said, "I care very little for money. I do care for my reputation. If you promise your princ.i.p.als will leave off all attacks on me while I am not conscious to defend myself, I will do this. If not, they can take their chances with the Big Uglies. Why should they worry? They already know everything, do they not?"

Facaros hissed reproachfully. "This is not the proper att.i.tude for a male to take."

"I do not care," Atvar replied. "In my opinion, the att.i.tude a good many in the government have shown is improper. If they do not wish to change it, I do not wish to cooperate with them."

"Would a personal request from the Emperor himself change your mind?" asked the male from the Transportation Ministry. "It can be arranged."

"I am honored," Atvar murmured, and cast down his eye turrets. "I am honored indeed." But he made the negative gesture. "However honored I am, though, the answer remains no. I have my terms. I have stated them for you. If your princ.i.p.als care to meet them, well and good. If they do not . . . If they do not, Senior Planner, I must conclude they are not serious about wanting my a.s.sistance."

"They are," Facaros declared.

"Then let them show it." Atvar had every intention of being as stubborn and unreasonable as he could. Why not? Those who had mocked him-those who now decided they needed him-had been anything but reasonable themselves.

Facaros let out a long, unhappy sigh. But he made the affirmative gesture. "Let it be as you say, Exalted Fleetlord. Let everything be exactly as you say. My princ.i.p.als shall offer no opinions on you while you are in cold sleep. They are convinced the Race needs you."

"I am not convinced the Race needs them," Atvar said.

Facaros sighed again. "One of them, in fact, predicted you would say something along those lines. Your reputation for cynicism precedes you. Is that how you care to be remembered?"

Atvar shrugged. "I expect that I will be remembered. I also expect that most of the Emperor"s ministers will be forgotten."

Facaros stirred in annoyance. "You are unfair and exasperating."

"Now, now." Atvar wagged a fingerclaw at him. "No insults, mind you."

"You are not in cold sleep yet, except possibly from the neck up," Facaros said.

Instead of getting angrier, Atvar let his mouth drop open in a wide laugh. "Not bad," he said. "Not bad at all. And yes, Senior Planner, I am unfair and exasperating. If I were not, we would not have enjoyed-if that is the word I want-even such success on Tosev 3 as we did. Until you have dealt with Big Uglies, you do not know what unfair and exasperating are."

"I am only a hatchling in these matters," Facaros said. "I am sure you can instruct me."

He intended that for sarcasm. Deliberately ignoring his tone, Atvar made the affirmative gesture. "I am sure I can, too. And if I do not, Senior Planner, the Tosevites will when they get here. You may rely on that."

"That is what concerns my princ.i.p.als," Facaros said. "For the sake of the Race, Exalted Fleetlord, I am glad we have reached this agreement." He said nothing about being glad for any reason besides the sake of the Race. That also amused Atvar more than it annoyed him. He was laughing again as he broke the connection with Facaros.

Here, unlike on Tosev 3, he could take his time about preparing for cold sleep. One of the preparations he made was for a software search on his name during the time when he would lie unconscious. He intended to check that after he was revived. If the results weren"t to his satisfaction, he was perfectly willing to let the government deal with the Big Uglies without him.

He sent Facaros an electronic message, letting the other male-and those behind him-know what he"d done. This does not surprise me, This does not surprise me, Facaros wrote back. Facaros wrote back. Why should you trust those of your own kind, those who are on your side? Why should you trust those of your own kind, those who are on your side?

I do trust, Atvar wrote. Atvar wrote. But trust must be verified. This too is a lesson of Tosev 3. But trust must be verified. This too is a lesson of Tosev 3. He got no reply to that. He hadn"t really expected one. He got no reply to that. He hadn"t really expected one.

When he went into a hospital for the cold-sleep treatment, the physician there asked him, "Have you undergone this procedure before?"

"Twice," he answered.

"Oh," the physician said. "You will have traveled between the stars, then?"

"Not at all," Atvar told her. "I did not care for what was being televised, and so I thought I would store myself away, hoping for an improvement some years down the line. No luck the first time, so I tried a second. I am sure this third time will prove a success."

The physician gave him a severe look. "I do not believe you are being serious," she said, and used an emphatic cough to let him know how much she did not believe it.

"Believe what you please," Atvar told her. She did not seem to have the slightest idea who he was. In a way, that was annoying. In another way, it was a relief. In spite of everything televisors and pundits could do, he managed to escape into anonymity every now and again. Even his fancy body paint meant less here than it had on Tosev 3.

"Give me your arm, please," the physician said. Atvar obeyed. In all his time on Tosev 3, he hadn"t had to obey anyone, not till he got the summons to return to Home. He"d given orders. He hadn"t taken them. Now he did. He hissed as the jet of air blasted drugs under his scales. The physician sighed at his squeamishness. "You cannot tell me that really hurt."

"Oh? Why not?" he said.

His reward was another injection, and another. Presently, the physician said, "You are tolerating the procedure very well."

"Good." Atvar"s mouth fell open not in a laugh but in an enormous yawn. Whatever else the physician did to him, he never knew it.

When Glen Johnson woke, he needed some little while to realize he was awake and to remember he"d gone into cold sleep. Something here was emphatically different from the way things had been on the Lewis and Clark, Lewis and Clark, though. He had weight. He didn"t have much-only a couple of pounds" worth-but it was the first time he"d had any since the though. He had weight. He didn"t have much-only a couple of pounds" worth-but it was the first time he"d had any since the Lewis and Clark Lewis and Clark got out to the asteroid belt. The got out to the asteroid belt. The Admiral Peary Admiral Peary stayed under acceleration all the time. stayed under acceleration all the time.

"Here," a woman said. "Drink this." Dr. Blanchard, Dr. Blanchard, he thought as his wits slowly trickled back into his head. he thought as his wits slowly trickled back into his head. Her name is Dr. Blanchard. Her name is Dr. Blanchard. She handed him a plastic squeeze bulb. The liquid in the bulb had weight, too, but not enough to keep it from madly sloshing around in there. She handed him a plastic squeeze bulb. The liquid in the bulb had weight, too, but not enough to keep it from madly sloshing around in there.

It tasted like chicken soup-hot and salty and fatty and restorative. And he needed restoring. He had trouble finishing the bulb, even though it wasn"t very big. Sucking and swallowing all but drained him of strength. "Thanks," he said. "That was good. What was it?"

"Chicken broth," she answered, and he would have laughed if he"d had the energy. Little by little, he noticed he was hooked up to a lot of electronic monitors. Dr. Blanchard checked the readouts. "Sleep if you want to," she told him. "That seems normal enough."

"Seems?" he said around a yawn. He did want to sleep. Why not? The habit of a lot of years was hard to break.

"Well," she answered, "we haven"t thawed out a whole lot of people yet. We"re still learning."

He yawned again. "Why am I one of your guinea pigs?" he asked. If she answered, he didn"t hear her. Sleep reclaimed him.

When he woke again, he felt stronger. Dr. Blanchard gave him more chicken soup, even if she primly insisted on calling it chicken broth. He found out her first name was Melanie, right out of Gone with the Wind. Gone with the Wind. She disconnected him from the monitors. He looked at his hands. His nails seemed no longer than they had when he went under. He felt his chin. His face was still smooth. "This beats the heck out of Rip van Winkle," he said. She disconnected him from the monitors. He looked at his hands. His nails seemed no longer than they had when he went under. He felt his chin. His face was still smooth. "This beats the heck out of Rip van Winkle," he said.

"I thought so, too." There was a familiar voice. "Then I found out what I"d have for company."

"Well, well. Look what the cat drug in." Johnson yawned again. Talking still took an effort. Getting his mind to work straight took a bigger one.

"I was thinking the same thing about you," Mickey Flynn replied with dignity. "I have better reason, too, I daresay."

"I wouldn"t be surprised," Johnson said. Another yawn came out. He wondered if he would ever feel awake again. He looked around. The chamber where they"d revived him wasn"t big enough to swing the cat he and Flynn had been talking about. "Where the devil are we, anyway?"

"The middle of nowhere," Flynn replied. "And I mean that more literally than anyone has in all the history of humanity. We"re more than five light-years from the Sun, and we"re more than five light-years from Tau Ceti, too."

Even in Johnson"s decrepit state, that sent awe p.r.i.c.kling through him. But then he asked, "Why wake me up for this? I don"t know anything about flying the Admiral Peary Admiral Peary out here. I"m the in-system pilot." out here. I"m the in-system pilot."

"Two reasons," Flynn said. "One is, I wanted to see if you were still alive. Present results appear ambiguous."

"And the horse you rode in on," Johnson said sweetly. The fog was beginning to lift-a little.

"Thank you so much," the other pilot replied. "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I wanted to see if you were alive. If by some mischance you weren"t, that would make me me in-system pilot and change the revival schedule. So I needed to know. You went into cold sleep earlier than I did. The techniques have been improved since." in-system pilot and change the revival schedule. So I needed to know. You went into cold sleep earlier than I did. The techniques have been improved since."

"That"s "cause you"re the teacher"s pet," Johnson said. "Healey couldn"t wait to put me on ice, the son of a b.i.t.c.h." He didn"t much care what he said. That was probably an effect of coming out from under the drugs, too.

"I could call that a slander on the whole of the Hibernian race," Flynn said. "On the other hand, seeing that it"s Healey, I could just nod my head wisely and say, "You"re right." All things considered, I have to go with the second approach. However Irish the man may be, a son of a b.i.t.c.h he is, and that without a doubt."

Back on the Lewis and Clark, Lewis and Clark, he never would have admitted such a thing. Of course, back on the he never would have admitted such a thing. Of course, back on the Lewis and Clark Lewis and Clark he had to deal with Lieutenant General Healey. Now he must have been sure the bad-tempered officer was as far behind them as the rest of the Solar System. More than five light-years . . . he had to deal with Lieutenant General Healey. Now he must have been sure the bad-tempered officer was as far behind them as the rest of the Solar System. More than five light-years . . .

"You said there was more than one reason to wake me up now," Johnson observed. He remembered. He was proud of himself for remembering. That said something about how fuzzy his wits had been before.

Mickey Flynn nodded. "That"s true. I did."

"What"s the other one?" Johnson asked.

"In my ignorance, I thought you might be interested in seeing what the sky looks like out here as we turn the ship," Flynn said. "No matter how good we get at flying between the stars, this isn"t something a whole lot of people will ever get to do."

"I should say not!" Johnson exclaimed, eagerness blazing through him no matter how weak and woozy he felt. "Most of the pa.s.sengers will stay frozen from start to finish." He turned to Dr. Blanchard. "Can I go up?"

"I don"t know," she answered. "Can you?"

"We"ll find out." He tried to lever himself off the table where he lay, only to discover he was strapped on. Melanie Blanchard made no move to set him free. It"s a test, It"s a test, he realized. he realized. If I can"t undo the straps, I don"t deserve to do anything else. If I can"t undo the straps, I don"t deserve to do anything else. His fingers were clumsy and stupid. They took longer than they should have to figure out how the latches worked, but they did it. He sat up, torn between triumph and worry. "My brains His fingers were clumsy and stupid. They took longer than they should have to figure out how the latches worked, but they did it. He sat up, torn between triumph and worry. "My brains will will come back?" he asked her. come back?" he asked her.

"They"re supposed to," she said, which struck him as imperfectly rea.s.suring.

The Admiral Peary Admiral Peary"s acceleration produced barely enough weight to keep him on the table. When he slid off, he glided ever so slowly to the metal floor. He would have had to go off a cliff like Wile E. Coyote to do himself any serious damage. He bounced from the floor toward Flynn. "Lead on, Macduff."

"That"s, "Lay on, Macduff." " Flynn looked pained. "Don"t tamper with the Bard."

"At this late date and this distance, I doubt he"ll complain," Johnson said.

"Oh, so do I," the other pilot said. "That"s why I"m doing it for him."

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