"Yes, superior sir, I do know," Ka.s.squit said, and said no more.
Trying not to show the exasperation he felt, Ttomalss asked, "Do you mind telling me why you are more cheerful than usual? Is it by any chance the aftereffect of your audience with the Emperor?" He felt proud of himself for being so insightful.
And he felt correspondingly deflated and annoyed when Ka.s.squit used the negative gesture. "No, superior sir, I do not mind telling you," she replied. Ttomalss brightened, hoping that was why she"d used it. But she went on, "Though I am and always will be proud the Emperor received me, I must confess that that is not the main reason why I am more cheerful these days."
Once more, she didn"t elaborate. This time, Ttomalss did let out an irked hiss. "I ask again: why are you, then?"
"Do you truly want to know?" Ka.s.squit inquired-perhaps ironically, though that did not occur to the psychologist till later. At the time, he just made the affirmative gesture. Ka.s.squit said, "Very well, then, superior sir-I will tell you. I am more cheerful than usual because I have begun mating again. I find it much more satisfactory and much more enjoyable than self-stimulation. Do you have any other questions?"
Ttomalss didn"t. He finished breakfast in a hurry and left the refectory as fast as he could. That didn"t take him far enough away. He left the hotel, too, and strode at random down the streets of Sitneff. He hoped immersing himself in his own kind would take the bad taste of Tosevites off his tongue.
Even Ka.s.squit! Or was it, especially Ka.s.squit? She had everything the Race and the Empire could give her. She had a reasonable rank and more than adequate wealth. She even had the privilege of an imperial audience, which Ttomalss himself did not enjoy. And what did she value? What made her happy-made her so happy, Ttomalss couldn"t help but notice? Tosevite mating behavior-and that even after she was warned against it!
It hardly seemed fair.
She is a Big Ugly after all, Ttomalss thought sadly. Ttomalss thought sadly. In spite of everything we have done for her, she is still nothing but a Big Ugly. In spite of everything we have done for her, she is still nothing but a Big Ugly. That was a liverbreaking notion. Air whooshed out of his lung in a long, sad sigh. She was as much a citizen of the Empire as any Tosevite could possibly be, more than any other Tosevite was likely to be for thousands of years, if ever. But her biology still drove her in ways no member of the Race could fully understand. That was a liverbreaking notion. Air whooshed out of his lung in a long, sad sigh. She was as much a citizen of the Empire as any Tosevite could possibly be, more than any other Tosevite was likely to be for thousands of years, if ever. But her biology still drove her in ways no member of the Race could fully understand.
Or was that true? Back on Tosev 3, there was a small but growing number of males and females who used ginger to simulate the Big Uglies" year-round s.e.xuality. Some of them had even adopted the Tosevite custom of permanent exclusive mating bonds. To most of the Race, they were perverts, even more depraved than the Big Uglies themselves. But might they not one day serve as a bridge between the Empire on the one hand and the wild and stubbornly independent Tosevites on the other? And might Ka.s.squit not be part of that same bridge?
Ttomalss could dare hope. But Tosev 3 had dashed the Race"s hopes again and again ever since the conquest fleet arrived. In a Tosevite legend, hope was the last thing to emerge from a box of troubles. The legend didn"t say what happened next. Ttomalss" guess was that the troubles leaped on new-hatched hope and devoured it.
An automobile warning hissed at him. He sprang in the air in surprise and skittered back to the curb. He"d walked off against traffic, something he never would have done if he hadn"t been so gloomy and distracted. If that car had smashed me, it would have been your fault, Ka.s.squit. If that car had smashed me, it would have been your fault, Ka.s.squit.
The audience with the Emperor made her proud. But mating with a wild Big Ugly (and with which?-she hadn"t said) made her happy. Ttomalss wondered if he ought to see which American Tosevite seemed unusually happy these days. But would a wild Big Ugly show it the way Ka.s.squit did? The Americans were used to mating in a way she wasn"t.
She would rather be pleased in this way by her own kind than honored by the Empire. A stray beffel beeped at Ttomalss. He was usually kind to animals, but he made as if to kick this one. The beffel had been a stray for a while. It recognized that gesture, and scrambled away on its short, strong legs before the blow could connect. He wouldn"t have actually kicked, but the beffel couldn"t know that. A stray beffel beeped at Ttomalss. He was usually kind to animals, but he made as if to kick this one. The beffel had been a stray for a while. It recognized that gesture, and scrambled away on its short, strong legs before the blow could connect. He wouldn"t have actually kicked, but the beffel couldn"t know that.
My superiors will have to hear of this, but how am I supposed to put it in a report? Ttomalss wondered. Ttomalss wondered. How can I phrase it so that it does not reflect badly on Ka.s.squit-or on me? How can I phrase it so that it does not reflect badly on Ka.s.squit-or on me? Atvar would understand. He"d seen how things were on Tosev 3, and he had some notion of normal Tosevite s.e.xual behavior. But most of the so-called experts here on Home had no direct experience with Big Uglies. They would be offended or disgusted-or maybe they would be offended Atvar would understand. He"d seen how things were on Tosev 3, and he had some notion of normal Tosevite s.e.xual behavior. But most of the so-called experts here on Home had no direct experience with Big Uglies. They would be offended or disgusted-or maybe they would be offended and and disgusted. Ttomalss didn"t want Ka.s.squit punished for what was, to her, normal behavior. That wouldn"t be fair. disgusted. Ttomalss didn"t want Ka.s.squit punished for what was, to her, normal behavior. That wouldn"t be fair.
He stopped, so abruptly that a female in a blue wig that looked nothing like any real Big Ugly"s hair almost ran into him. She said something rude. He ignored her, which made her say something even ruder. He still paid her no attention. He stood there on the sidewalk in front of a meat market. If Ka.s.squit"s behavior is normal for her, why are If Ka.s.squit"s behavior is normal for her, why are you you getting so upset about it? getting so upset about it?
Because she took me by surprise. No, the answer there wasn"t very hard to find, was it? The Race did not approve of surprises or respond well to them-another reason Tosev 3 had caused it so many headaches. Males and females liked to know how everything worked, how all the pieces fit together, and exactly what their part was in the bigger scheme of things. No, the answer there wasn"t very hard to find, was it? The Race did not approve of surprises or respond well to them-another reason Tosev 3 had caused it so many headaches. Males and females liked to know how everything worked, how all the pieces fit together, and exactly what their part was in the bigger scheme of things.
To the Race, Big Uglies sometimes seemed to act almost at random. Part of that was because Tosevites worried less about the future than did members of the Race. If they saw present opportunity, they grabbed with both hands. And their s.e.xual and family ties made them do things inexplicable to the Race.
"s.e.xual ties." Ttomalss muttered the words out loud. A male going by kept one eye turret on him till he pa.s.sed out of sight. Again, the psychologist hardly noticed, though in other circ.u.mstances he would have been mortified to draw so much attention. He still didn"t know with which American male Ka.s.squit had mated.
Only four candidates. Two of them had permanent mating contracts with females. Ttomalss had learned, though, that Big Uglies respected such contracts only imperfectly. And Jonathan Yeager had been Ka.s.squit"s first partner, all those years before. Would they have returned to each other?
Or would Tom de la Rosa have forsaken his partner? As an ecological expert, de la Rosa was formidable. In s.e.xual terms . . . Ttomalss had no idea what he was like in s.e.xual terms.
He knew just as little about Major Frank Coffey in that context. Dark brown Big Uglies had a formidable s.e.xual reputation among paler ones, but that reputation appeared to be undeserved. Under the skin, Tosevite subspecies were remarkably similar.
Then there was Sam Yeager himself. He had been mated, but his longtime partner was dead. Would he be looking for s.e.xual opportunities now? How could a member of the Race hope to know?
You could ask him, Ttomalss thought. Then he made the negative gesture. The American amba.s.sador would not get angry at the question. Ttomalss was reasonably sure of that. But Yeager would laugh at him. He was pretty sure of that, too. He was no more fond of making a fool of himself than anyone else of any species. Ttomalss thought. Then he made the negative gesture. The American amba.s.sador would not get angry at the question. Ttomalss was reasonably sure of that. But Yeager would laugh at him. He was pretty sure of that, too. He was no more fond of making a fool of himself than anyone else of any species.
Just when he had decided he couldn"t make a reasonable guess about the candidates, he realized he hadn"t really considered all of them. Big Uglies occasionally became intimate with members of their own s.e.x. Because of pheromones and crest displays, such behavior was much rarer among the Race. Could Ka.s.squit have experimented with a female?
Ka.s.squit could could have done almost anything. What she have done almost anything. What she had had done, she knew and Ttomalss didn"t. He also had to admit to himself that he couldn"t figure it out from the evidence he had. Maybe a Big Ugly could have. He wouldn"t have been surprised. But, despite all his years studying the Tosevites, he was no Big Ugly himself. done, she knew and Ttomalss didn"t. He also had to admit to himself that he couldn"t figure it out from the evidence he had. Maybe a Big Ugly could have. He wouldn"t have been surprised. But, despite all his years studying the Tosevites, he was no Big Ugly himself.
He was glad of that, too. Imagine putting a s.e.xual liaison ahead of an audience with the Emperor! If that didn"t prove how different the Tosevites were, what would?
He did his best to look on the bright side of things. Sooner or later, the truth would come out. His store of data would grow. The bright side turned darker. No matter how much data he had, would he ever really understand?
The Americans had been living in one another"s pockets ever since they got to Home. They had few secrets from one another. Keeping secrets wasn"t easy, and they hardly ever bothered. Even so, not everything got talked about right out in the open. Karen Yeager was probably the last one to realize Major Coffey and Ka.s.squit had started sleeping together.
When she did, she was horrified. "Isn"t that treason or something?" she demanded of her husband.
"I doubt it," he answered. "I can"t see Frank giving secrets away to the Lizards no matter what. Can you? It would take a lot more than a what-do-you-call-it-a honey trap, that"s what they say-to get him to do anything like that."
Karen considered. Reluctantly, she decided Jonathan was right. She made herself an almost-vodka, chilling it with ice she"d fought so hard to win. "Well, maybe so," she said. "But it"s still disgusting. She"s hardly even human."
Jonathan didn"t say anything. That was no doubt smart on his part. Karen remembered, just too late, that he hadn"t found anything disgusting about sleeping with Ka.s.squit. If men could, they would, or most of them would.
"She really isn"t," Karen said, as if Jonathan had contradicted her.
"I know she"s not," he answered uncomfortably. "But she does try. It makes her more . . . more pathetic than if she didn"t. Part of her wants to be-I think a lot of her wants to be. But she doesn"t know how. How could she, seeing the way she was raised? She"s crazy, yeah, but she could be a lot crazier. And you know what the saddest thing is?"
"Tell me." Ominous echoes filled Karen"s voice.
Her husband usually heeded those echoes. Not today. He spoke as if he hadn"t heard them: "The saddest thing is, she knows how much she"s missing. And she knows she"s never going to get it-not from us, and not from the Lizards, either. How do you go on after you"ve figured something like that out?"
"She seems to have found some way to amuse herself," Karen said.
"That"s not fair, hon," Jonathan said. "If you hadn"t done anything for twenty years-and I don"t think Ka.s.squit has, not since me-wouldn"t you grab the chance if it came along?"
Karen thought about twenty years of celibacy. Going without was easier for most women than for most men, but even so. . . . "Maybe," she said grudgingly.
No matter how grudgingly she said it, Jonathan had to know how big an admission that was. "Give her a break, will you?" he said. "She needs all the breaks she can get, and she hasn"t caught very many of them."
"Maybe," Karen said again, even more grudgingly than before. "But what about Frank? What"s he thinking? Is Is he thinking?" he thinking?"
"There are four women on this planet," Jonathan said. "As far as I know, he"s never come on to you or Linda. If he has, n.o.body"s said anything about it."
"He hasn"t with me, anyway," Karen said.
"All right, then. Let"s figure he hasn"t with Linda, either," Jonathan said. "Melanie Blanchard just got here. That leaves . . ." He didn"t finish the sentence, but he didn"t have to.
Every word he said made good logical sense. But this wasn"t a matter for logic-or it didn"t feel like one to Karen, anyhow. When she said, "It"s Ka.s.squit!" she summed up everything that wasn"t logical about it.
Jonathan only shrugged. "I can"t do anything about it. I haven"t done anything about it, either, and you know darn well I haven"t. If you don"t like it, take it up with Frank. And good luck to you."
He wasn"t often so blunt. Karen wished he hadn"t been this time, either. She said, "I couldn"t do that!"
"Okay, fine," her husband said. "In that case, wouldn"t you say it"s none of your beeswax? And if it isn"t, what are you worrying about?"
"Talk about not being fair!" Karen exclaimed. "How long have you known without telling me?"
"A while," he said, which told her less than she wanted to know. He went on, "If you watch them, you can kind of tell. It"s the way they look at each other when they think n.o.body else is paying any attention."
Karen had always paid as little attention to Ka.s.squit as she could while staying polite, or maybe even a little less than that. And she evidently hadn"t paid as much to Frank Coffey as she should have. "I still have trouble believing it," she said.
"Oh, it"s true," Jonathan said. "If it weren"t, why would Frank have started taking rubbers from the medical supplies?"
For that, Karen had no answer. She did wonder how her husband knew Coffey was doing that. Had he actually seen him? Or did he know how many he and Tom de la Rosa were likely to use, and figure the excess must have gone to Frank? Karen decided she wasn"t curious enough about that to ask.
She said, "I still don"t think it can be good for what we"re trying to do here. It"s . . . sleeping with the enemy, that"s what it is."
"Sorry, hon, but I don"t think you"re right," Jonathan told her. "Anything that keeps us from going nuts here is pretty good, far as I"m concerned. Ka.s.squit"s no more Mata Hari than she is Martha Washington. If anybody gives anything away in pillow talk, she"s likely to be the one."
He was altogether too likely to be right about that. Because he was, Karen didn"t try to contradict him. She just said, "The whole idea is repulsive, that"s all."
Jonathan said nothing at all. No, sleeping with Ka.s.squit hadn"t repelled him. That wasn"t anything Karen didn"t already know; after all, he"d done it before they were married. Since he hadn"t tried doing it since, she didn"t suppose she ought to mention it. But biting her tongue wasn"t easy.
In the face of that silence from her husband, she said, "I"m going down to the refectory. It"s just about time for lunch."
"Go ahead," Jonathan answered. "I"m not hungry yet. I"ll come down in a while. I"ve got some paperwork I need to catch up on."
Maybe he did and maybe he didn"t. Karen wouldn"t have bet one way or the other. Plainly, though, he didn"t want to go on talking about Ka.s.squit and Frank Coffey. Karen didn"t see what she could do about it short of ramming the topic down his throat. That wouldn"t accomplish anything but starting a fight. Life was too short . . . wasn"t it? With a twinge of regret, she decided it was.
"I"ll see you later, then," she said. "I am am hungry." That wasn"t a lie. She left the room and walked down the hall to the elevators. hungry." That wasn"t a lie. She left the room and walked down the hall to the elevators.
When one arrived, it announced itself with a hiss, not a bell. She wondered if she would ever hear a bell again when a door opened. Sometimes small things made all the difference between feeling at home and being forcibly reminded you were on an alien world. She got into the elevator. It was smoother than any Earthly model she"d ever known.
She braced herself for more alienness in the refectory. The food there, or most of it, wasn"t bad, but it wasn"t what she was used to, either. She supposed a j.a.panese traveling through South Dakota had the same problem. If so, she sympathized.
Some of the booths had been adapted to accommodate humans. The adaptations were clumsy but functional. A Lizard came up to her with a menu. "Here are today"s offerings, superior Tosevite," the server said.
"I thank you." Karen read through it. "Ah, you have the azwaca cutlets again. Bring me those, please."
"It shall be done, superior Tosevite. And to drink?"
"The ippa-fruit juice. Chilled, if you have it." Ippa-fruit juice had a citrusy tartness to it.
"We do." The server made the affirmative gesture. "We would not for ourselves, but we have seen how fond of cold things you Tosevites are. Please wait. I will take your order to the cooks. It will not be long."
"Good," Karen said. For the moment, she had the refectory to herself. That suited her. She wasn"t in the mood to face anyone else just then anyhow. She wished the refectory were cooler. She wished all of Home were cooler.
Of course, what she wished had nothing to do with how things really worked. She knew that, even if she didn"t like it very much. The Race had cooled the refectory even this far only to accommodate her kind. The Lizards liked things hot. The heat of a medium summer"s day in Los Angeles wasn"t heat to them at all. It was chill.
The server brought the ippa-fruit juice. It wasn"t as cold as lemonade would have been back on Earth, but it was chilled. The tangy sweetness pleased her. Had the Race brought ippa fruit to Earth? If so, a trade might easily spring up. Plenty of people would like it. I"ll have to ask Tom, I"ll have to ask Tom, she thought. If anyone here would know, he was the man. she thought. If anyone here would know, he was the man.
When she finished the juice, the server refilled her gla.s.s from a pitcher. In a lot of ways, restaurants on Earth and Home were similar. "Your meal will come very shortly," he a.s.sured her two or three times, sounding much like a human waiter anxious to preserve his tip. The Americans didn"t need to worry about tipping, though, not while they ate in the hotel refectory. Karen didn"t even know if Lizards were in the habit of tipping. If they were, the government took care of it here.
The server had just brought her the cutlets-and some roasted tubers on the side-when Ka.s.squit walked into the refectory. Karen nodded, not in a friendly way (that was beyond her), but at least politely. She wanted to see how Ka.s.squit would behave and what, if anything, she had to say for herself.
Ka.s.squit nodded back with that same wary politeness. "I greet you," the half-alien woman said.
"And I greet you," Karen answered. "I hope you are well and happy?"
"I am well, yes. I thank you for asking." Ka.s.squit considered the rest of the question. "Happy? Who can say for certain? There certainly were times in the past when I was more unhappy."
What was that supposed to mean? "Ah?" Karen said: the most noncommittal noise she could make, but one that invited Ka.s.squit to keep talking if she wanted to.
She must have, for she went on, "I suppose even ordinary wild Tosevites are often unhappy when they are young, for they do not yet know how they will fit into their society." She paused. Karen made the affirmative gesture; that was true enough. Ka.s.squit continued, "It was, I think, worse for me, for I knew I did not fit in at all, not in biology, not in appearance, not in speaking-not in anything, really-and I was often reminded of this. No, I was not happy."
Karen felt ashamed of disliking Ka.s.squit. No other human being in the history of the world had gone through what Ka.s.squit had. And a good thing, too, And a good thing, too, Karen thought. "And now?" she asked. Karen thought. "And now?" she asked.
"Now I have a place of my own. I have some acceptance-even the Emperor does not find me altogether unworthy. And I am not completely cut off from my biological heritage, as I was for so long."
Again, what did she mean? That she and Frank Coffey were fooling around, as Jonathan had said? Karen couldn"t think of anything else that seemed likely. She surprised herself when she nodded again and said, "Good."
Atvar heard from Ttomalss that Ka.s.squit and the wild Big Ugly had become physically intimate. "We instructed her not to do this. What is it likely to mean, Senior Researcher?" he inquired. "Will she abandon us for the Americans?"
"I do not believe so, Exalted Fleetlord," Ttomalss replied. "This is just another complication, not-I hope-a catastrophe."
"Just another complication." Atvar let out a weary, hissing sigh. "I have heard those words or words much like them too often for my peace of mind." He laughed. "I remember when I once had peace of mind."
"Before you went to Tosev 3?" Ttomalss asked.
"Certainly," Atvar said. "Not afterwards, by the spirits of Emperors past!" He cast down his eye turrets. "Never afterwards."
"I believe that, Exalted Fleetlord," the psychologist said. "And, all things considered, you were fairly lucky. The Big Uglies never captured you."
"That is a truth." Atvar had forgotten about Ttomalss" ordeal. He returned to the business before him: "Ironic that Ka.s.squit should form this attachment so soon after her audience with the Emperor."
"Indeed," Ttomalss said morosely. "I asked her about this myself, in fact. She said the audience was a source of pride, but the liaison was a source of satisfaction. Tosevite s.e.xuality is different from ours, and there is nothing much to be done about it."
That was another truth. The Race had wasted a lot of time and energy on Tosev 3 trying to get the Big Uglies to change their customs before deciding it was was wasting its time and energy. The Tosevites were not going to change what they did, any more than the Race would. wasting its time and energy. The Tosevites were not going to change what they did, any more than the Race would.
The fleetlord wished that thought hadn"t occurred to him. Ginger had made a significant part of the Race change its s.e.xual patterns. Atvar let out a sudden, thoughtful hiss. "Do you know, Senior Researcher, I believe we may have missed a chance on Tosev 3."
"In what way?" Ttomalss asked.
"I wonder if, through drugs, we might make the Big Uglies" s.e.xual patterns more like ours and those of the other species in the Empire," Atvar said. "As far as I know, this was never investigated."
"I believe you are right, Exalted Fleetlord," Ttomalss said. "The work might prove worthwhile. If you send a message now, researchers there can begin experimenting before too many more years have pa.s.sed."
"I may propose that," Atvar said. "If they find such a drug, well and good. If they fail to find it, we are no worse off."
"Just so." Ttomalss made the affirmative gesture. "And now, if you will excuse me . . . I did want to let you know about Ka.s.squit"s situation."
"For which I thank you." Atvar laughed again, sourly. "Though why I should thank you for exercising my liver is beyond me. This is one of those times when politeness and truth part company, I fear."