How Is It My Fault That I Look Like a Girl!

A chance encounter with a Drama Club Member

"Ah~" I stood up stretching, before going to school.

While walking, I took out my phone to open the app called xx livestream software. That"s right it was the platform that I was streaming on. I opened my profile and looked over my messages. Sigh…What I guessed was right, all of the messages were all discussing my gender….for example: "Lao D is certainly a cute boy!" "The micro blog says Lao D is a boy, but for some reason I don"t believe it?" "Lao D is clearly a loli, no questions." "Lao D, I want to tease you!" ….

That person who said they were going to tease me, what kind monster are you? I"m not gay! No! Way! Seeing this really made me annoyed…

"Yo! Isn"t this Little Yan? Good morning!" Just when I turned off the app, Li Ming and Cheng Zixi called out to me. Only wasn"t there relationship together really good? We all went to school.

"Good morning." I weakly replied to them.

"Little Yan, yesterday your stream had a lot of people! About 20 thousand! Your ranking flew straight into the top 15!" Li Ming excitedly said.

The ranking rising was pretty good, but remembered only seeing 10 thousand viewers.How did it go to 20 thousand? Could it be when I was playing the game I didn"t notice.

"Sigh….What about it? The audience thought I was a girl…." I said sighing.

"That"s not important, that"s your selling point. A cute adorable loli……Oph!" I didn"t wait for Cheng Zixi to finish and with a kick to his abdomen sent him flying.

"Tsk tsk tsk….sinful…." Li Ming sighed looked at Cheng Zixi lying on the ground a few meters away.

I went to school furious leaving Cheng Zixi on the ground. Li Ming jogged while to Cheng Zixi picking him up and with difficulty brought Cheng Zixi to school.

To say that I am a girl I can bear it, but what the h.e.l.l about a loli! Is it because I"m short? Let alone that I"m a guy! The people on my channel leaving a comment don"t know, and couldn"t possibly understand. After all I look like one and sound a little bit like one. But Cheng Zixi knows! He clearly knows and is joking, although it was normal since we were friends, but I still don"t like being called loli!

Walking up to the school gates I saw a familiar figure. Li Xue and her cla.s.smates were walking in front of me. This person although looks like was easy to get along with, but was really a two faced demon! I once again emphasize that she blackmailed me into joining the play…

I pretended to walk normally behind her hoping to not be discovered. After all I was with many other students, and if I tried to hide she would easily discover me. The school block was in front of me, victory was coming!

"Hey! Liu Xue, Liu Xue!" At this point I don"t know who had called for Li Xue, but when she turned around, the first thing she saw was me….

f.u.c.k me! Why did this happen! Wasn"t the timing just perfect?!

"Isn"t it little brother? I don"t usually see you behind me."

In my head the word f.u.c.k flew across so many times….

"Ha….haha….I just got here and saw Senior Sister, and wanted to say h.e.l.lo!" I made a excuse, hoping she would let me go without any delay….

"Umm, little brother is really obedient!" She came over and hugged me. I was shorter than Li Xue by a head. So when she hugged me my head was buried into her oppai….

[TL: If you don"t know oppai is the j.a.panese word for breast, and the author put oppai so I kept it as is]

So soft, that language just

couldn"t describe it, I really wanted to star in Senior Sister"s embrace a little longer…No! No! What am I thinking! Let go!  I"m being suffocated! Release your hand! Don"t touch me like that!

With my struggles Senior Sister finally released me. I breathed in deeply before I was finally okay…..

"Oh, Sorry little brother, because you were so cute today, I couldn’t help it." Li Xue smiled and said.

"I felt like just a moment ago I went to the gates of h.e.l.l…." I was still frightened by Senior Sister"s brazen actions…but Senior Sister"s chest  didn"t look like much, but it could still be used to commit a crime, and I"m talking about suffocation….

"Little brother remember to come to rehearsal , you can"t be late! If you"re late, there"s a little punishment…hehehe…." Senior Sister wickedly looked at me, seeing this my hair was standing on end…

"I know, I know! When have you seen me late."

"Knowing is best, Then I"ll see you in the afternoon, bye bye!" Senior Sister waved to me and walked to the school building, I can finally relax….

"Yo, my goodness? How long have you been with the president?" A unfamiliar voice said to me. Turning towards the voice was a girl, how can I say this? Seemed a little familiar? Who was it? I don"t remember….

"After one night, you can"t recognize me already? I"m one of the drama club member"s and the one that plays the female leads foster mother." The girl"s face unhappily looked at me.

Oh so it was her. But because of how the story goes, she only comes up in the play once, so I didn"t know her that well.

"Oh. I have a question, what do you mean by  how long have you been with Senior!"

"Isn"t that so? The president was hugging you, so can you explain that?"

"Eh…"

I can"t refute it…

"It"s just that Senior came up and hugged me! I have nothing to do with it!" I hurriedly explained.

"Oh? Really?" The girl looked me in the eyes and asked.

"Really, really, really!" I nodded crazily.

"Haha, forget about it, I"ll stop teasing you. But you look so cute when panicking, no wonder the president will hug you."

"Hey hey hey! You said you were teasing me?"

"Exactly what it means."

"…"

"Alright, cla.s.s is about to begin, I"ll be going first. Oh, My name is Qin Shiyue, what"s your name?"

"Ling Yan."

"In that case see you this afternoon. Bye bye, my, cute, little, junior!" Finished speaking she walked towards the school building.

Sigh…I feel like my pure feelings are being deceived…right, today I forgot to wear my gla.s.ses….it always feels like somethings about to happen…