How Is It My Fault That I Look Like a Girl!

Why am I always unlucky!

"Na, na! Little brother, how about this?" Senior Li Xue held a white, lace dress looking at me with a excited face.

"Pretty good…"I answered half heartedly.

Sigh…didn"t you say you were coming to buy clothes for club? Why are you picking random clothes?

"How about you repeat those words, I feel like its so half hearted…" Senior Sister unhappily muttered.

Senior Sister had a doll like face, and now it was pouting, it"s simply unexplainable! It really made people lose control!

"That is… Senior Sister, did you forget why we came here?" I tentative asked.

"Of course, I didn"t forget, do you think everybody’s like you?" Senior Sister looked at me.

I feel like Senior Sister is too fond of me….

"Hold this." Senior Sister took the dress and threw it at me, I hurriedly went to catch it.

"Senior Sister?" I asked question marks floating in my head, unable to make sense of what was happening.

"Sigh…Aren"t you just stupid?" Senior Sister remained silent for a moment and then stated: "Of course it’s to wear! Aren"t you the female lead? Are you not coming?"

"Female…." I whispered, and senior sister rolled her eyes at me.

"Don"t speak nonsense! Hurry and go!" Senior Sister pointed her finger at the fitting room and commanded me.

"This is unacceptable…"

"What is unacceptable? Hurry and go, you"ll have to wear it either way."

"This…"

"What else? Don"t tell me you don’t want the leading role?"

Hey, hey, hey! Who was it at that time that made me this role?

Finally, Senior Sister forced me to grudgingly go into the fitting room.

Inside the fitting room, I looked at the white lace dress difficulty. How do I wear female clothes? When I was searching on Baidu, Senior Sister suddenly opened the curtain and came in.

[TL: Baidu is like the Chinese version of Google.]

"What are you doing? Why haven"t you worn the clothes after so long?"

"Eh…actually…I don"t know how to wear it…"

"So stupid! You can"t even put on clothes."

I"m a guy! I don"t know how to wear a girl"s clothes!

"Looks like I need to help you, hehehe…" Senior Sister stared at me revealing a evil smile. My body shook as I felt a unclear premonition…

"Ahhhh!!!" From the fitting room came a shriek.

"Wow! So cute!" Senior Sister stood in front of the fitting room looking at me with two shimmering eyes.

Because I was unlikely to wear the dress, Senior Sister had come into the fitting room saying she was going to help me, and afterwards pulling the dress onto me….

"I felt like I just look something important…" I said feeling grieved.

"Ahh, You’ll have to wear it during the play, so you"re just getting used to it earlier." Senior Sister seeing my dazed look, comforted me.

You say it so easily…if you were in my place you would be the same, I wouldn"t throw my integrity away to wear women"s clothing!

"Hey! Don"t get distracted!" Senior Sister finished speaking and threw at me different colors of clothes, "Try these."

"Why do I need to try them…."

"Try them out to see if they fit you!"

"…"

Clearly you"re leave me no way out! But I can"t resist her, what is she becomes unhappy, who knows if my little scandal might come out….

"Therefore, I entered the fitting room…

"Finally done…" I finally sat down on the chairs outside the shopping mall.

After finally spending a very long painful  amount of time trying on clothes, I finally understood the female life form.Senior Sister kept having me wear piece after piece of clothing, I don"t remember how many sets of clothing I wore this afternoon. Finally we bought the first pure white lace dress…after I sat down to relax, Senior Sister came over with two cans of c.o.ke.

"This is your reward for this afternoon." Senior Sister gave a can of c.o.ke to me.

"I was bustled this whole afternoon for a can of c.o.ke?" I quietly grumbled to senior Sister.

"Don"t push it! I wasn"t going to even give you a can of c.o.ke!" Senior Sister pouted and turned away.

That movement was so Moe! I want to hug you! No! What do I want! Wicked thoughts disappear…

"Saying that, I still need to buy something, Senior Sister are you going back?" I said, the thing I needed to buy was instant noodles, my dinner.

"Buy what?"

"Dinner…."

"That"s right, it"s about seven. Forget it, then this will be your reward for this afternoon." said senior Sister as she pulled my hand, " Let"s go, KFC, I"ll treat."

"Long live, Senior Sister!"

I didn"t expect Senior Sister to be so generous! Then I will just respectfully accept!

At KFC, we each ordered a set meal and then found a corner to sit in.

I didn"t expect to eat with a pretty girl instead at home in my quite house, it made me a little excited!

"Have you finished reading you lines?" Senior Sister said destroying my delusions.

"Most of it shouldn"t be a problem."

"Needless to say…there isn’t any problems?"

"No problem!"

"No problems is good, soon it will be the culture festival, you need to take rehearsal more seriously."

"I know, I know."

I impatiently replied. Was I not taking rehearsal seriously? But when I think about it I didn"t know if I really was taking it seriously….

Because it was still early spring, the sky became dark relatively early, and when we finished eating the sky was already dark.

After exiting KFc, I said to Senior Sister: "Then, I"ll go back first, goodbye!" After all I still had a live stream. After that little event, my subscription count was many times bigger, and I couldn"t be late too much now, or they would be angry….

"Oh? Wait a minute, you"re just going to leave a girl in the dark to go back home alone?" Senior Sister suddenly called out ot me.

"So?"

"Take me home."

Alright, I"ve lost to her….

We walked while chatting and we finally got to Senior Sisters home. However the world really was small….Senior Sisters home was only a street away from my…

"Little brother, Today was great!" Senior Sister at the door of her house said: "See you tomorrow! Bye bye!"

"Bye bye!" I responded.

Watching Senior Sister enter the door to her house, I looked at the wrapped up dress in her hand, and sighed. Today really was a hard day….