How Is It My Fault That I Look Like a Girl!

"Yawn…so sleepy…" Early in the morning I rubbed the dark circles around my eyes and went into the cla.s.sroom to lye on my desk to sleep.

"Hey! Get up, the teacher is coming!" The cla.s.s monitor seeing me, came over and warned me.

"Even if the world is ending, I still need to sleep…"I didn"t pay attention the the cla.s.s monitor and continued to lay on my desk.

"You can"t do that, so quickly get up!" The cla.s.s monitor grabbed my arm trying to pull me up. The cla.s.s monitor was so adorable, I just can"t bear it! But right now, no matter how moe you are I can"t bother. As for why? That is because yesterday night during the live stream I discovered a game recommended by a fan on the top comment, sio I  had to play it. After all I had to livestream after school, and I had to have a basic understanding of the game, or wouldn"t I be trolled? In the end I played without stopping. Until my alarm clock rang, I didn"t realize it was time to get up….

"Stare~" The cla.s.s monitor stared me with a moe look, and the whole cla.s.s also looked at me. There was some envy, jealousy, and even murderous looks… I hastily got up and the cla.s.s cla.s.s monitor stepped back in fright, then saw that I had gotten up so went back to her seat. Sigh…I originally was going to persist for a while longer, but I felt my personal safety being threatened if I didn"t follow what the cla.s.s monitor said…

"Alright, everybody return to your seats, cla.s.s is about to begin." The cla.s.s montor had just returned to her eat as the chemistry teacher walked in.

"Today we"re going to go over some major principles…"The teacher in front of the cla.s.sroom talked about the chemistry formula vividly, my cla.s.smates were also seriously taking down notes. And I was currently playing chess with the G.o.d of Dreams.

"This question will be answered by Ling Yan." The teacher wrote down a chemistry formula.

As I was about to checkmate him, I heard my name all of a sudden, and I reflexively stood up.

"Ling Yan, come up and answer the formula." The teacher pointed to the blackboard, where the white chalk had written a formula.

Eh…what is written….it didn"t make sense at all…I was okay in all subjects, but I was worst in chemistry, so teacher I don"t understand what is written on the blackboard! In addition I"ve been sleeping since the beginning of cla.s.s! I was preparing myself to accept my punishment, and write the formula till I could remember it, as I prepared to sit down, Cheng Zixi beside me opened his mouth.

"The answer is H2O."

Good brother! I didn"t treat you well for no reason!

I walked up to the blackboard and wrote down "H2O" for the answer. At first I thought there was no problem and prepared to walk back, but the teacher called out to me.

"Ling Yan, it seems like you have been half-heartedly listening? For your half-heartedness, after school come to my office and copy the formula a hundred times, you cannot leave till you finish!"

f.u.c.k me! Cheng Zixi you finished me, is there no basic trust between us! And I had thought we were good brothers!

I gave a cold look towards Cheng Zixi as I returned to my desk gloomily. And he was laughing, I really want to beat him up.

"I finished copying!" I took the notebook with a hundred formulas and brandished it into the sky towards the teacher.

"Good, not bad, you remember now right?" The teacher took my notebook to look and asked me.

"I remember." I replied. After all I did just write it a hundred times, if I still couldn"t remember my IQ had probably been eaten away.

"Spsh…" The teacher had just let me go and outside a heavy rain poured down. Sigh…How could I have such bad luck…

"Raining? Ling Yan did you bring a umbrella?" The teacher saw my depressed expression, and already knew that I didn"t have a umbrella.

"No…"

"I still have an umbrella here, when I forgot it a while ago, you can use it but bring it back tomorrow." The teacher pointed towards an umbrella.

"Thank you." I thanked the teacher. Usually the teacher has a cold face, and I thought it would be difficult to get along, but it seems she"s still good to be worried about a student.

I kept the umbrella and exited the office to leave. As I walked towards the gate I saw a familiar silhouette.

"Senior Sister?"  I called out to Senior Sister.

"Yes? Little brother."

"Senior Sister why are you still here?"

"As you can see I don"t have an umbrella, and am waiting for the rain to stop."

"Is that so…I have an umbrella, how about leaving together? We go the same way anyway."

"Alright! Thank you little brother!"

Wait, wait! Take back your thank you, please don"t come over! Men and women shouldn"t touch each other!

I pushed Senior Sister and opened up the umbrella. Due to Senior Sister being higher than I was, I had to lift it higher to not let it hit her. My wrist began to ache.

"Little brother, why don"t I take the umbrella?" Senior Sister seeing my struggle took the umbrella.

"Okay." I gave the umbrella to Senior Sister.

Just as we approached senior Sister"s house a car drove past us, and water flew up. Soon the water flew towards me and Senior sister, I stepped forward and all the water splashed onto me. Although senior Sister was fine without a drop of water on her, my whole body was drenched….

"These drivers just don"t know how to slow down!" Senior Sister complained helping me wipe some water off.

"You"re drenched through, if you go home like this you would get a cold." Senior Sister saw my drenched, bedraggled state and said.

"Don"t worry, I"m a guy aren"t how could I be afraid of a cold?" I said dismissively.

"Np, taking care of your health is not a laughing matter!" Senior Sister looked at me and angrily said, "Come into my house to take a back alright, your house isn"t far, I can also let your clothes dry."

Go into a girl"s house?! Who would"ve thought a loner like me would also have a day like this! What was Senior Sister"s house like? I"m looking forward to this a little….