Li Jun sat by a fire in a fully furnished new house with a sleepy Weizhi on his shoulder,How had he ended up in such a lavish estate? Well, when he asked to take Weizhi to the human world because he really didn"t think h.e.l.l was the best environment to raise an infant Lucifer puffed up and yelled,
"No descendant of mine will stay in that tiny excuse of a house!" then he teleported them to a mansion
An eight bedroom, each with its own bathroom, fancy kitchen and ma.s.sive backyard decked out with a mini playground mansion.
"This is where you live now, I"ll call the h.e.l.lhounds to bring your stuff over." then he vanished in a puff of black feathers and black smoke
Who would have thought Lucifer was such a dotting grandfather?
And so after changing WeiZhi (an experience he"d rather not speak of) and feeding him his fourth bottle, the little guy sure could eat, Li Jun decided to write a letter to someone special.
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Dear Yu Yang
First of all, I really do not appreciate not being told about all this, when you wake up we are having a long talk about communication and how it can save people from d.a.m.nation, but I am glad you did not bite off my head after we...you know...wrestled in the sheets...?
Nurse Chu, the kind yet freaky encyclopedia that she is, told me that apparently your a black widow spider type of demon so you usually bite the heads off of your partners so...thanks for not killing me, I am still very young and plan on living up to at least seventy.
Since we"re not sure how long you"ll be asleep, I figured I"d write this to keep you in the loop about what you missed.
So today our Weizhi Burst out of his egg in a ma.s.sive explosion that left me half deaf and terrified, apparently that"s a normal thing? It would be nice to have a manual but so far I think I"m handling this pretty well.
I"m keeping him warm right now he"s wearing a red knitted hat and matching red socks which either you or Lucifer knitted, my money is on Lucifer since he was super insistent that Weizhi wear them I"m pretty sure he has some for each of them, though he will never admit it and would probably roast me alive if I asked.
He was a little hot so I only dressed him in a shirt.
This house has a fireplace so were currently seated around a nice fire, they really calm him down since he was a bit fussy earlier, I think I kind of miss the fires of h.e.l.l too, this house is way too big and too quiet.
He"s a really cheerful baby, already sporting some fangs, he has red eyes which are clearly from your side of the family, they are really cute when he starts school I think we should explain them as a unique genetic mutation.
Nurse Chu told me to expect some manifestation of abilities I"m fine with anything as long as he doesn"t spit acid, though Lucifer a.s.sured me that trait didn"t run in your family, still finding an acid-proof bib would be hard so fingers crossed that he only has fire breath or something like that.
Our next ones should hatch soon so in about three days, two girls and a boy according to the all-knowing Zombie mermaid I should ask her how she knows all of this, instinct? Years of midwifery? I am not sure but at least the house will be less quiet.
Also I am getting a pet, I will suggest it to Lucifer after Aizen hatches since he"ll hatch last so we can make sure they aren"t allergic to anything, it will probably be a cat or a dog I do not think a hamster will survive in this house plus I"m not fond of rodents.
The girls are probably twins since their eggs really match ones orange with a yellow patter, the others yellow with the exact same orange pattern so I"m naming them Li Liàng and Li Límíng, our little boy has a cute jade green colour I think I"ll name him Xie Long.
They are cute names.
You know some payback is in order when you wake up, since I had to deal with your father you"re going to deal with my mother, I"ll have you know she nearly matches Lucifer on the overprotective parent scale, then again I don"t think anyone can match him, the man has been through a lot.
He left to announce Weizhi to the world.
I"m not sure what that entails and I"m not sure I want to know with any luck its just a quick memo to the underworld and not a fiery tornado maybe its like that first scene from the Lion King, with nurse Chu as the monkey lifting Weizhi over the demons of h.e.l.l as they chant his name… actually, that"s really terrifying I hope its not that, seriously.
Should I hold a baby shower?
It"s so weird, I never even once thought of this stuff but I like it and who knew changing a diaper would be so traumatizing
Anyway, wake up soon Yu Yang.
Love,
Li Jun.
P.S don"t worry I put a copy of your picture in their cradles, I got it from Lucifer so they"ll recognize you when you get here, he carries a lot of those around.
Also, I hope its not weird that I signed off with Love.
Okay, goodbye till the next letter.
or should I say sweet dreams??
ugh, this is confusing, oh I know!
See you soon.