Watching my great lord and the deserter hover over the little ones was a tad thrilling if I do say so myself, the father was clearly excited to name the children, hopefully, he realized what a great burden this was.A true responsibility, it was the first thing a parent bestowed a child that would follow them for the rest of their lives.
A terrible name meant a terrible life especially on the social scene and there was a special place in h.e.l.l for the parent that named their children the absolute most ridiculous name they could think of in the name of being unique or as a gag.
Like the parents that named a poor girl B.J Cobbled.i.c.k, that girl grew up to be a serial killer and honestly, we weren"t even surprised.
Who wouldn"t be angry with the world with such a name? So when she showed up at our gates frankly neither of us were surprised. I personally led her to the seventh circle of h.e.l.l where she now burns in the b.l.o.o.d.y sulphur pools.
I hope you didn"t expect us to be lenient just because she had a terrible name, that woman murdered seventy cuckolds, bit of all of their "Third legs" during f.e.l.l.a.t.i.o and left them for dead she deserved to burn but I at least gave her the honour of a proper send of by one of Lucifers top Lieutenants, myself.
The Great Chu!
She should be honoured that I threw her in the bubbling sulphur pool with my own tentacles.
"I know! let"s call the littlest one Aizen, Li Aizen"
Lucifer didn"t seem displeased, personally that little purple egg was my favourite! When he hatched he would be an adorable little boy I just knew it!
The sh.e.l.l of his purple egg was still opaque with the tiniest of black swirls so he would probably take much longer to hatch compared to his big brother who was going to pop out any day now.
"Cute...but wheres the destructive appeal? He will be my grandson after-all a name needs to send fear into the very bones of the world!"
"Grandmaster of the creepiest and the spookiest, Aizen was the name of a great warrior who used his intellect and awesome power to evolve into the greatest being,"
"How come I"ve never heard of him?"
"He is a recent villain, his atrocities happened in 2016."
"Ah," Lucifer nodded, "I haven"t logged the records in a few centuries I must have missed him, is he still alive?"
"Yes, but he is in prisoned he probably will soon though."
"Ah, I shall personally fetch him then, perhaps I"ll make him a Lord."
Li Aizen, a clever warrior, my favourite one had such a fine name already. I must have been smiling like an idiot even my tail was wagging,
How unladylike.
"Nurse Chu, when will they hatch?"
"Little Aizen will probably hatch in a week or two..."
I pointed a tail at his older brother, "He can hatch any moment now,"
"What?!"
"Do not worry, he already has a name, Weizhi, the dark son of the dark lord!" I squealed it had been Lucifer"s pick he had spent days agonizing over the right name even helping him cast a spell that would make lightning flash in the sky whenever he mentioned his name, he was the eldest he would have to have a little extra something to protect his siblings after all and what better way to strike fear into the very heart of your enemies than by having the most powerful of the natural elements respond to your very name!
The mighty Li Weizhi!
Li Jun wasn"t as impressed as I"d hoped he"d be,
"Oh, that is a fine name mighty great and powerful Lord but tomorrow?!"
He actually seemed rather stressed,
"I have to buy clothes and diapers and baby formula what do they even eat?!"
They both turned to me, really...men had no clue about raising babies…
"Eh, milk is fine for the first three weeks."
The deserter Li Jun was very stressed, at last, he had realized the magnitude of his responsibilities and like an egg being flattened by a monster truck, he would begin to crack under the pressure.
"How am I going to afford all of this stuff? I"m still in college! Well, I can drop out then work full time-"
"Baaa! Absolutely not! the father of my grandkids will not be a college drop out!" Lucifer bellowed, I wholeheartedly agreed.
"Of course we"ll partic.i.p.ate in their rearing Little Li Jun, you haven"t proven your responsible enough to handle this job."
"great! Lord Lucifer loan me your credit card!"
"Excuse me?"
"I have to buy my children clothes to welcome them into the world and diapers, a lot of diapers, Great sir please help me for I am not worthy,"
I could see the irritation in my great master"s face but he sighed in agreement, handing over a black card to the now pale Li Jun,
"A black card?!" he squeaked hands trembling at the little plastic, I wasn"t quite sure what the fuss was about master had many such cards...
"Did you really think the lord of Gluttony and greed would have anything less?" he stated proud yellow eyes gleaming in pride
"Of course not Dear Father in law, and as for my final request I kindly beg thee," Li Jun said making quite a show bowing and all,
"Take me to a mall, I really doubt I can get this stuff in h.e.l.l."
My great master huffed in resignation, he wasn"t fond of going to the human world but their new mission was too important he would stomach the discomfort and go shopping.
My tail started wagging again in sheer excitement, ugh how unladylike.
It was a grand sacrifice for a worthy cause!
My great Lord Lucifer would indeed today, go shopping at a mall.