For, as in bodies natural, The rump"s the fundament of all; So, in a commonwealth, or realm, The government is call"d the helm; 1600 With which, like vessels under sail, They"re turn"d and winded by the tail; The tail, which birds and fishes steer Their courses with through sea and air; To whom the rudder of the rump is 1605 The same thing with the stern and compa.s.s.
This shews how perfectly the Rump And Commonwealth in nature jump.
For as a fly, that goes to bed, Rests with his tail above his head, 1610 So in this mungrel state of ours; The rabble are the supreme powers; That hors"d us on their backs, to show us A jadish trick at last, and throw us.
The learned Rabbins of the Jews 1615 Write there"s a bone, which they call leuz, I" th" rump of man, of such a virtue, No force in nature can do hurt to; And therefore at the last great day, All th" other members shall, they say, 1620 Spring out of this, as from a seed All sorts of vegetals proceed; From whence the learned sons of art Os Sacrum justly stile that part.
Then what can better represent 1625 Than this Rump Bone the Parliament; That, alter several rude ejections, And as prodigious resurrections, With new reversions of nine lives, Starts up, and like a cat revives? 1630
But now, alas! they"re all expir"d, And th" House, as well as Members, fir"d; Consum"d in kennels by the rout, With which they other fires put out: Condemn"d t" ungoverning distress, 1635 And paultry, private wretchedness; Worse than the Devil, to privation, Beyond all hopes of restoration; And parted, like the body and soul, From all dominion and controul. 1640 We, who cou"d lately with a look Enact, establish, or revoke; Whose arbitrary nods gave law, And frowns kept mult.i.tudes in awe; Before the bl.u.s.ter of whose huff, 1645 All hats, as in a storm, flew off; Ador"d and bowed to by the great, Down to the footman and valet; Had more bent knees than chapel-mats, And prayers than the crowns of hats; 1650 Shall now be scorn"d as wretchedly; For ruin"s just as low as high; Which might be suffer"d, were it all The horror that attends our fall: For some of us have scores more large 1655 Than heads and quarters can discharge; And others, who, by restless sc.r.a.ping, With publick frauds, and private rapine, Have mighty heaps of wealth ama.s.s"d, Would gladly lay down all at last; 1660 And to be but undone, entail Their vessels on perpetual jail; And bless the Dev"l to let them farms Of forfeit souls on no worse terms.
This said, a near and louder shout 1665 Put all th" a.s.sembly to the rout, Who now begun t" out-run their fear, As horses do from whom they bear; But crowded on with so mach haste, Until th" had block"d the pa.s.sage fast, 1670 And barricado"d it with haunches Of outward men, and bulks, and paunches, That with their shoulders strove to squeeze, And rather save a crippled piece Of all their crush"d and broken members, 1675 Than have them grilled on the embers; Still pressing on with heavy packs Of one another on their backs: The van-guard could no longer hear The charges of the forlorn rear, 1680 But, born down headlong by the rout, Were trampled sorely under foot: Yet nothing prov"d so formidable As the horrid cookery of the rabble; And fear, that keeps all feeling out, 1685 As lesser pains are by the gout, Reliev"d "em with a fresh supply Of rallied force enough to fly, And beat a Tuscan running-horse, Whose jockey-rider is all spurs. 1690
NOTES TO PART III. CANTO II.
1 g The Learned write, &c.] An insect breeze. Breezes often bring along with them great quant.i.ties of insects, which some are of opinion, are generated from viscous exhalations in the air; but our Author makes them proceed from a cow"s dung, and afterwards become a plague to that whence it received its original.
13 h For as the Persian, &c.] The Magi were priests and philosophers among the Persians, intrusted with the government both civil and ecclesiastick, much addicted to the observation of the stars. Zoroaster is reported to be their first author. They had this custom amongst them, to preserve and continue their families by incestuous copulation with their own mothers. Some are of opinion, that the three wise men that came out of the East to worship our Saviour were some of these.
51 i At Michael"s Term, &c.] St. Michael, an archangel; mentioned in St. Jude"s Epistle, Verse 9.
78 k And laid about, &c.] William Prynne, of Lincoln"s-Inn, Esq. born at Swanswick, who stiled himself Utter Barrister, a very warm person, and voluminous writer; and after the Restoration, keeper of the records in the Tower.
146 l As Dutch Boors, &c.] It is reported of the Dutch women, that making so great use of stoves, and often putting them under their petticoats, they engender a kind of ugly monster, which is called a Sooterkin.
151 m T" out-cant the Babylonian, &c.] At the building of the Tower of Babel, when G.o.d made the confusion of languages.
215 Toss"d in a furious Hurricane, &c.] At Oliver"s death was a most furious tempest, such as had not been known in the memory of man, or hardly ever recorded to have been in this nation. This Sterry reported something ridiculously fabulous concerning Oliver, not unlike what Proculus did of Romulus.
224 o False Heaven, &c.] After the Restoration, Oliver"s body was dug up, and his head set at the farther end of Westminster- hall, near which place there is an house of entertainment, which is commonly known by the name of Heaven.
227 p So Romulus, &c.] A Roman Senator, whose name was Proculus, and much beloved by Romulus, made oath before the Senate, that this prince appeared to him after his death, and predicted the future grandeur of that city, promising to be protector of it; and expressly charged him, that he should be adored there under the name of Quirinus; and he had his temple on Mount Quirinale.
231 q Next his Son, &c.] Oliver"s eldest son Richard was, by him before his death, declared his successor; and, by order of privy-council, proclaimed Lord Protector, and received the compliments of congratulation and condolence, at the same time, from the Lord Mayor and Court of Aldermen: and addresses were presented to him from all parts of the nation, promising to stand by him with their lives and fortunes. He summoned a Parliament to meet at Westminster, which recognized him Lord Protector: yet, notwithstanding, Fleetwood, Desborough, and their partizans, managed affairs so, that he was obliged to resign.
245 r To edify upon the Ruins, &c.] John of Leyden, whose name was Buckhold, was a butcher of the same place, but a crafty, eloquent, and seditious fellow and one of those called Anabaptists. He went and set up at Munster, where, with Knipperdoling, and others of the same faction, they spread their abominable errors, and run about the streets in enthusiastical raptures, crying, Repent and be baptized, p.r.o.nouncing dismal woes against all those that would not embrace their tenets.
About the year 1533 they broke out into an open insurrection, and seized the palace and magazines, and grew so formidable that it was very dangerous for those who were not of their persuasion to dwell in Munster; but at length he and his a.s.sociates being subdued and taken, he was executed at Munster, had his flesh pulled off by two executioners with red- hot pincers for the s.p.a.ce of an hour, and then run through with a sword.
351 s "Mong these there was a Politician, &c.] This was the famous E. of S. who was endued with a particular faculty of undermining and subverting all sorts of government.
409 t and better than by Napier"s Bones, &c.] The famous Lord Napier, of Scotland, the first inventor of logarithms, contrived also a set of square pieces, with numbers on them, made generally of ivory, (which perform arithmetical and geometrical calculations,) and are commonly called Napier"s Bones.
421 u To match this Saint, &c.] The great colonel John Lilbourn, whose trial is so remarkable, and well known at this time.
475 w The Trojan Mare, &c.] After the Grecians had spent ten years in the siege of Troy, without the least prospect of success, they bethought of a stratagem, and made a wooden horse capable of containing a considerable number of armed men: this they filled with the choicest of their army, and then pretended to raise the siege; upon which the credulous Trojans made a breach in the walls of the city to bring in this fatal plunder; but when it was brought in, the inclosed heroes soon appeared, and surprizing the city, the rest entered in at the breach.
520 x (I mean Margaret"s Fast) &c.] That Parliament used to have publick fasts kept in St. Margaret"s church, Westminster, as is done to this present time.
605 y To hang like Mahomet, &c.] It is reported of Mahomet the great impostor, that having built a mosque, the roof whereof was of loadstone, and ordering his corpse, when he was dead, to be put into an iron coffin, and brought into that place, the loadstone soon attracted it near the top, where it still hangs in the air.
No less fabulous is what the legend says of Ignatius Loyola, that his zeal and devotion transported him so, that at his prayers he has been seen to be raised from the ground for some considerable time together.
650 z As easy as Serpents, &c.] Naturalists report, that Snakes, Serpents, &c. cast their skins every year.
655 a As Barnacles turn Soland Geese, &c.] It is said that in the Islands of the Orcades, in Scotland, there are trees which bear those barnacles, which dropping off into the water, receive life, and become those birds called soland geese.
663 b So he that keeps the Gate of h.e.l.l, &c.] The poets feign the dog Cerberus, that is the porter of h.e.l.l, to have three heads.
685 c The GIBELLINES, &c.] Two great factions in Italy, distinguished by those names, miserably distracted and wasted it about the year 1130.
841 d When three Saints Ears, &c.] Burton, Prynn, and Bastwick, three notorious ringleaders of the factious, just at the beginning of the late horrid rebellion.
894 e But Fisher"s Folly, &c.] Fisher"s Folly, was where Devonshire-Square now stands, and was a great place of consultation in those days.
907 f Cut out more Work, &c.] Plato"s year, or the grand revolution of the intire machine of the world, was accounted 4000 years.
1200 g T" your great Croysado General, &c.] General Fairfax, who was soon laid aside after he had done some of their drudgery for them.
1241 h To pa.s.s for deep and learned Scholars, &c.] Two ridiculous scribblers, that were often pestering the world with nonsense.
1250 i Like Sir Pride, &c.] The one a brewer, the other a shoemaker, and both colonels in the rebels" army.
1505 k The beastly Rabble that came down, &c.] This is an accurate description of the mob"s burning rumps upon the admission of the secluded Members, on contempt of the Rump- Parliament.
1534 l Be ready listed under DON] The hangman"s name at that time was Don.
1550 m They"ve roasted COOK already and PRIDE in.] Cook acted as solicitor-general against King Charles the First at his trial; and afterwards received his just reward for the same.
Pride, a colonel in the Parliament"s army.
1564 n Their Founder was a blown up Soldier.] Ignatius Loyola, the founder of the society of the Jesuits, was a gentleman of Biscay, in Spain, and bred a soldier; was at Pampelune when it was besieged by the French in the year 1521, and was so very lame in both feet, by the damage he sustained there, that he was forced to keep his bed.
1585 o And from their Coptick Priests, Kircherus.] Athanasius Kircher, a Jesuit, hath wrote largely on the AEgyptian mystical learning.
1587 p For, as the AEgyptians us"d by Bees, &c.] The AEgyptians represented their kings, (many of whose names were Ptolemy) under the hieroglyphick of a bee, dispensing honey to the good and virtuous, and having a sting for the wicked and dissolute.
PART III
CANTO III
THE ARGUMENT.
------------------------------------------------- The Knight and squire"s prodigious Flight To quit th" inchanted Bow"r by Night.
He plods to turn his amorous Suit T" a Plea in Law, and prosecute Repairs to Counsel, to advise "Bout managing the Enterprise; But first resolves to try by Letter, And one more fair Address, to get her.