"Then I"d get some relief in thinkin" about his disposition. Good as he was, Morris was fickle-tasted, not in the long run, but day in an" day out, an" even if he"d be taken up with her he"d get a distaste the minute he reelized she"d be there interminable. That"s Morris. Why, didn"t he used to get nervous just seein" _me_ around, an" me his own selected? An" didn"t I use to make some excuse to send him over to Mame Maddern"s ma"s ma"s--so"s he"d be harmlessly diverted? She was full o"
talk, and she was ninety-odd an" asthmatic, but he"d come home from them visits an" call me his child wife. I"ve had my happy moments!
"You know a man"ll get tired of himself, even, if he"s condemned to it too continual, and think of that blondinetted typewriter for a steady diet--to a man like Morris! Imagine her when her hair dye started to give out--green streaks in that pompadour! So, knowin" my man, I"d take courage an" I"d think, "Seein" me cut off, he"ll soon be wantin" me more than ever"--an" so he does. It"s got so now that, glance up at that hotel any time I will, I can generally find him on the lookout, an"
many"s the time I"ve stole in an" put on a favoryte ap.r.o.n o" his with blue bows on it, when we"d be alone an" n.o.body to remark about me breakin" my mournin". Dear me, how full o" b"oyancy he was--a regular boy at thirty-five, when he pa.s.sed away!"
Was it any wonder that her friends exchanged glances while Mrs. Morris entertained them in so droll a way? Still, as time pa.s.sed and she not only brightened in the light of her delusion, but proceeded to meet the conditions of her own life by opening a small shop in her home, and when she exhibited a wholesome sense of profit and loss, her neighbors were quite ready to accept her on terms of mental responsibility.
With occupation and a modest success, emotional disturbance was surely giving place to an even calm, when, one day, something happened.
Mrs. Morris sat behind her counter, sorting notions, puss asleep beside her, when she heard the swish of thin silk, with a breath of familiar perfume, and, looking up, whom did she see but the blond lady of her troubled dreams striding bodily up to the counter, smiling as she swished.
At the sight the good woman first rose to her feet, and then as suddenly dropped--flopped--breathless and white--backward--and had to be revived, so that for the s.p.a.ce of some minutes things happened very fast--that is, if we may believe the flurried testimony of the blonde, who, in going over it, two hours later, had more than once to stop for breath.
"Well, say!" she panted. "Did you ever! _Such_ a turn as took her! I hadn"t no more "n stepped in the door when she succ.u.mbed, green as the Ganges, into her own egg-basket--an" it full! An" she was on the eve o"
floppin" back into the prunin" scizzor points up, when I scrambled over the counter, breakin" my straight-front in two, which she"s welcome to, poor thing! Then I loaned her my smellin"-salts, which she held her breath against until it got to be a case of smell or die, an" she smelt! Then it was a case of temporary spasms for a minute, the salts spillin" out over her face, but when the accident evaporated, an" she opened her eyes, rational, I thought to myself, "Maybe she don"t know she"s keeled an" would be humiliated if she did," so I acted callous, an" I says, offhand like, I says, pushin" her ap.r.o.n around behind her over its _vice versa_, so"s to cover up the eggs, which I thought had better be broke to her gently, I says, "I just called in, Mis" Morris, to borry your recipe for angel-cake--or maybe get you to bake one for us" (I knew she baked on orders). An" with that, what does she do but go over again, limp as wet starch, down an" through every egg in that basket, solid _an"_ fluid!
"Well, by this time, a man who had seen her at her first worst an" run for a doctor, he come in with three, an" whilst they were bowin" to each other an" backin", I giv" "er stimulus an" d"rectly she turned upon me one rememberable gaze, an" she says, "Doctors," says she, "would you think they"d have the gall to try to get me to cook for "em? They"ve ordered angel-ca----" An" with that, over she toppled again, no pulse nor nothin", same as the dead!"
While the blonde talked she busied herself with her loosely falling locks, which she tried vainly to entrap.
"An" yet you say she ain"t cla.s.sed as crazy? I"d say it of her, sure!
An" so old Morris is dead--burned in that old hotel! Well, well! Poor old fellow! Dear old place! What times I"ve had!"
She spoke through a mouthful of gilt hairpins and her voice was as an aeolian harp.
"An" he burned in it--an" she"s a widow yet! Yes, I did hear there"d been a fire, but you never can tell. I thought the chimney might "a"
burned out--an" I was in the thick of bein" engaged to the night clerk at the Singin" Needles Hotel at Pineville at the time--an" there"s no regular mail there. I thought the story might be exaggerated. Oh no, I didn"t marry the night clerk. I"m a bride now, married to the head steward, same rank as poor old Morris--an" we"re just _as_ happy! I used to pleg Morris about _her_ hair, but I"d have to let up on that now.
Mine"s as red again as hers. No, not my hair--_mine"s_ hair. It"s as red as a flannen drawer, every bit an" grain!
"But, say," she added, presently, "when she gets better, just tell her never mind about that reci-pe. I copied it out of her reci-pe book whilst she was under the weather, an" dropped a dime in her cash-drawer.
I recollect how old Morris used to look forward to her angel-cakes week-ends he"d be goin" home, an" you know there"s nothin" like havin"
ammunition, in marriage, even if you never need it. Mine"s in that frame of mind now that transforms my gingerbread into angel-cake, but the time may come when I"ll have to beat my eggs to a fluff even for angel-cake, so"s not to have it taste like gingerbread to him.
"Oh no, he"s not with me this trip. I just run down for a lark to show my folks my ring an" things, an" let "em see it"s really so. He give me considerable jewelry. His First"s taste run that way, an" they ain"t no children.
"Yes, this amethyst is the weddin"-ring. I selected that on account of him bein" a widower. It"s the nearest I"d come to wearin" second mournin" for a woman I can"t exactly grieve after. The year not bein" up is why he stayed home this trip. He didn"t like to be seen traversin"
the same old haunts with Another till it _was_ up. I wouldn"t wait because, tell the truth, I was afraid. He ain"t like a married man with me about money yet, an" it"s liable to seize him any day. He might say that he couldn"t afford the trip, or that we couldn"t, which would amount to the same thing. I rather liked him bein" a little ticklish about goin" around with me for a while. It"s one thing to do a thing an"
another to be brazen about it--it----
"But if she don"t get better"--the reversion was to the Widow Morris--"if she don"t get her mind poor thing! there"s a fine insane asylum just out of Pineville, an" I"d like the best in the world to look out for her. It would make an excuse for me to go in. They say they have high old times there. Some days they let the inmates do "most any old thing that"s harmless. They even give "em unpoisonous paints an" let "em paint each other up. One man insisted he was a barber-pole an" ringed himself accordingly, an" then another chased him around for a stick of peppermint candy. Think of all that inside a close fence, an" a town so dull an" news-hungry----
"Yes, they say Thursdays is paint days, an", of course, Fridays, they are scrub days. They pa.s.s around turpentine an" hide the matches. But, of course, Mis" Morris may get the better of it. "Tain" every woman that can stand widowin", an" sometimes them that has got the least out of marriage will seem the most deprived to lose it--so they say."
The blonde was a person of words.
When Mrs. Morris had fully revived and, after a restoring "night"s sleep" had got her bearings, and when she realized clearly that her supposed rival had actually shown up in the flesh, she visibly braced up. Her neighbors understood that it must have been a shock "to be suddenly confronted with any souvenir of the hotel fire"--so one had expressed it--and the incident soon pa.s.sed out of the village mind.
It was not long after this incident that the widow confided to a friend that she was coming to depend upon Morris for advice in her business.
"Standing as he does, in that hotel door--between two worlds, as you might say--why, he sees both ways, and oftentimes he"ll detect an event _on the way to happening_, an" if it don"t move too fast, why, I can hustle an" get the better of things." It was as if she had a private wire for advance information--and she declared herself happy.
Indeed, a certain ineffable light such as we sometimes see in the eyes of those newly in love came to shine from the face of the widow, who did not hesitate to affirm, looking into s.p.a.ce as she said it:
"Takin" all things into consideration, I can truly say that I have never been so truly and ideely married as since my widowhood." And she smiled as she added:
"Marriage, the earthly way, is vicissitudinous, for everybody knows that anything is liable to happen to a man at large."
There had been a time when she lamented that her picture was not "life-sized" as it would seem so much more natural, but she immediately reflected that that hotel would never have gotten into her little house, and that, after all, the main thing was having "him" under her own roof.
As the months pa.s.sed Mrs. Morris, albeit she seemed serene and of peaceful mind, grew very white and still. Fire is white in its ultimate intensity. The top, spinning its fastest, is said to "sleep"--and the dancing dervish is "still." So, misleading signs sometimes mark the danger-line.
"Under-eating and over-thinking" was what the doctor said while he felt her translucent wrist and prescribed nails in her drinking-water. If he secretly knew that kind nature was gently letting down the bars so that a waiting spirit might easily pa.s.s--well, he was a doctor, not a minister. His business was with the body, and he ordered repairs.
She was only thirty-seven and "well" when she pa.s.sed painlessly out of life. It seemed to be simply a case of going.
There were several friends at her bedside the night she went, and to them she turned, feeling the time come:
"I just wanted to give out that the first thing I intend to do when I"m relieved is to call by there for Morris"--she lifted her weary eyes to the picture as she spoke--"for Morris--and I want it understood that it"ll be a vacant house from the minute I depart. So, if there"s any other woman that"s calculatin" to have any carryin"s-on from them windows--why, she"ll be disappointed--she or they. The one obnoxious person I thought was in it _wasn"t_. My imagination was tempted of Satan an" I was misled. So it must be sold for just what it is--just a photographer"s photograph. If it"s a picture with a past, why, everybody knows what that past is, and will respect it. I have tried to conquer myself enough to bequeath it to the young lady I suspicioned, but human nature is frail, an" I can"t quite do it, although doubtless she would like it as a souvenir. Maybe she"d find it a little too souvenirish to suit my wifely taste, and yet--if a person is going to die----
"I suppose I might legate it to her, partly to recompense her for her discretion in leaving that hotel when she did--an" partly for undue suspicion----
"There"s a few debts to be paid, but there"s eggs an" things that"ll pay them, an" there"s no need to have the hen settin" in the window showcase any longer. It was a good advertis.e.m.e.nt, but I"ve often thought it might be embarra.s.sin" to her." She was growing weaker, but she roused herself to amend:
"Better raffle the picture for a dollar a chance an" let the proceeds go to my funeral--an" I want to be buried in the hotel-fire general grave, commingled with him--an" what"s left over after the debts are paid, I bequeath to _her_--to make amends--an" if she don"t care to come for it, let every widow in town draw for it. But she"ll come. "Most any woman"ll take any trip, if it"s paid for--But look!" she raised her eyes excitedly toward the mantel, "Look! What"s that he"s wavin"? It looks--oh yes, it is--it"s our wings--two pairs--mine a little smaller.
I s"pose it"ll be the same old story--I"ll never be able to keep up--to keep up with him--an" I"ve been so hap----
"Yes, Morris--I"m comin"----"
And she was gone--into a peaceful sleep from which she easily pa.s.sed just before dawn.
When all was well over, the sitting women rose with one accord and went to the mantel, where one even lighted an extra candle more clearly to scan the mysterious picture.
Finally one said:
"You may think I"m queer, but it does look different to me already!"
"So it does," said another, taking the candle. "Like a house for rent. I declare, it gives me the cold shivers."
"I"ll pay my dollar gladly, and take a chance for it," whispered a third, "but I wouldn"t let such a thing as that enter my happy home----"
"Neither would I!"
"Nor me, neither. I"ve had trouble enough. My husband"s first wife"s portrait has brought me discord enough--an" it was a straight likeness.
I don"t want any more pictures to put in the hen-house loft."
So the feeling ran among the wives.